/ck/ - Food & Cooking

does someone shoot you after you eat it

No. Hot dogs need ketchup to taste good. Hot dogs are really just a platform for ketchup.

>>19186225
but tomatoes are ketchup

>>19186220
Yes it was good it was definitely a hot dog with a pickle spear

have you ever had a sonoran style dog?

Mustard. Sauerkraut. Maybe onions instead.
Thats IT

Yes but i usually eat them cold right out of the package sometimes with white bread with a case of beer i call it depression meal

>>19186220
I sorta feel like the only way you can ruin a hotdog is by shoving a salad in the bun...

>>19186220
They're terrible and a waste of time. Get an italian beef, the superior chicago product

>>19186220
Terrible toppings to dog ratio
>>19186438
This is how a hotdog was meant to be enjoyed

>>19186452
>>19186225
Fatty
Lil fatso
You only want ketchy on your doggy tub tub
Oh but with a diet coke

>>19186220
that'll be 9.99, please.

>>19186220
yeah, it wasn't great. even if the weenie is piping hot, any parts that are in contact with the vegetables get cold and the cold vegetables grow tepid, and the pickles sog out the bun. just not good.

>>19186220
They suck

>>19186225
"People" who put ketchup on hot dogs are psychopaths.

>>19186225
Ketchup is just a poorfag’s substitute for Coney sauce.

>>19186855
Open topic, how much better would the world be if every place that had a coney was nuked?

>>19186220
What is that green thing on the unnaturally bright mustard? Looks like toothpaste, honestly

>>19186220
For me it’s red onions, mayo, ketchup, and julienned boiled eggs

>>19186891
its what muricans call "relish".

tell me why they are called sports peppers

>>19186903
Weird, i made relishes from cucumber and zuccini at the cafe i work at and they were (naturally) less bright. It just looks suspiciously vivid.

>>19186256
I live where these are supposedly a thing, and have yet to see one.

>>19186910
peppers they sold at ball games if I had to take a guess

Yeah I went to portillos and there was a giant hair in it. Never going back

Two per week along with an ice cold pilsner, a Cubs game and a nap afterwards. Peasant joy here in the Windy City.

A Maxwell Street polish or a beef are plausible alternatives. A tamale, puff or that deepdish bullshite are not consumed by us natives. Catsup/ketchup can result in your legs being broken. It's mustard only here.

>>19186220
a glizzy?

>>19186220
Chicago dogs are good but I prefer a chili cheese dog

>>19186220
I've had a few, they're OK. I'm kind of surprised that Chicago's more famous for them than their other ridiculous sandwiches like the roast beef with a whole damn sausage thrown in.

>>19186961
silence, zoomer

>>19186220
you mean 'go 'og?

>>19186220
Pretty good, Italian Beef or a polish is better though

>>19186928
most relish doesn't look like that, but the chicago hotdog uses that neon green stuff specifically. some restaurants added a bit of blue food coloring and now it's tradition

>>19186779
theyre literally 2 for $5 at most places

>>19186910
nobody in chicago knows what a sport pepper is and will be confused if you call it that

>>19186220
Yes. They're really good.

>>19186220
looks good just needs ketchup

>>19186256
Just what I need 5 types of jizz in my dog

Yeah! It's one of the only ways I eat them anymore. Scrumptious!

>>19186735
I like chili, mustard, onions. Salads is for faggots. Must be a lot of queers in Chicago.

>>19186220
Very good, but the violent mob of nigger teens turned me off of Chicago a bit

I like em as a change of pace but the bun tends to get soggy. I've also not had any in Chicago. Sauerkraut is the ultimate topping along with mustard.

>>19186220
Last year, I got flown out to Chicago for a job interview. Doordashed portillos on their dime. Nailed the interview.

Then turned them down for a job that offered 10% more.

No and I live in Chicago.

>>19186220
Looks good but there is more pickle than hotdog on that shit.
Can't I just use some relish?

>>19186958
Celery salt for the W. It's what makes a Chicago do dragged through the garden so magical. Merkt's cheese spread on the fries.

Johnny's Beef out in Elmwood, hot and dipped.

JP Graziano's for sandwiches and cannoli.

We eat like kings here.

>visiting chicago
>go to a white sox game
>cheap tickets near the dugout, foot long chicago dog, and a tall boy of old style in the sun
Name a better combo

>>19186220
too much shit on it
just gimme a traditional coney with mustard, chili, and onions

>>19186220
For me, it’s a Chicago-Style Vienna Beef Ditka Spicy Polish Sausage. Sometimes I just get kraut and spicy brown mustard on it though

Doesn’t get any better than that

>>19188820
There's relish on that dog, too. Look for the neon green stuff on the mustard.

>>19190020
All of that stuff, but in my private home instead of at a shitty sportsball stadium packed full of shitbags I'll have to share air with.

>>19187962
"yes"

>>19186220
why iis there rat shit on it? Authentic Chicago flavor?

>>19186910
They are called cascabella peppers, though

>>19186225

>>19186220
What's the shit that's clearly been soaked in green food coloring?

>>19192342
snot

>>19186220
Yes, this is what my summer is all about.

>>19192363
I hate zoomers so much.

>>19190020
not going to Chicago and enjoying time with your gf is a better combo

>>19192391
Nah, my girlfriend sucks

>>19192391
>enjoying time with your gf
sounds pretty gay

>>19186225
You probably have sex With your socks on too, don’t you?

>>19190104
i'm with you 99% of the time, but last time i went to a game we had these padded seats in a handicapped section (like pic related but not as close, also at coors and not wrigleys). not being elbow to elbow with a stranger and having room to stretch your legs made all the difference

>>19192465
>he doesn't have a pair of sex socks

I cooked two grass fed beef franks on my cast iron skillet today and dumped Tony Packo’s hot dog sauce, mustard, and onions all over them. Delicious.

>>19186220
yes, it was overrated shit. beef sandwiches are the only decent ""cuisine"" in shitcago.

>>19192342
congealed river water from when they dye it green in Chicago for St Patrick’s Day. widely considered a local delicacy

>>19192391
>implying I have a gf

Yes and its the best way to eat a hotdog
The manager at my local big and littles came to know me when I lived in Chicago because I would get two chicago dogs for lunch once every week or two

>>19192342
The relish is the worst part of it, they should just use regular dill relish

>>19186220
For me it's the danger dog, if your hot dog isn't wrapped in bacon and served with grilled onions and peppers you're doing it wrong

>>19186220
>>19186910
why the FUCK are these so good?
why are they hard to find?

>>19193024
aren't those just peppercinis?

>>19186220
Have you ever had a NC chili/coleslaw/mustard hot dog?

>>19186220
Yes and they’re ducking based. A Chicago polish is even better holy fuck I want one

>>19189153
Don't forget Paradise Pup in Des Plaines. Get a great dog for your app, then a char cheddar burger. Fucking heaven.

>>19193024
>what is Amazon?

>>19186220
I only appreciate Sonoran style where you add shrimp sourced from coastal towns in the region
bacon wrapped of course

>>19193219
No
>>19193251
That's not the point, Bezos. It's why is it a regional thing when it's so fucking good?

>>19186220
I prefer Eckrich Grillers

>>19194511
Did you slice that dog with your fucking big toe talons?

>>19194511
this is bait.

>>19194975
Fucking kek

>>19195759
Better be. If you're going to split your dog you best have it hard fried on the inside split.

>>19186220
Yes. Whoever put pickles on dogs need his dick sucked asap. Also, Seattle dogs are pretty tasty. Try em of you can

>>19195792
Split when?

>>19186220
Yes many
I eat the pickle spear seperate, you have a much better balance that way

>>19186438
This but also nothing wrong with a chili dog

how about a finland style keto friendly chili dog

>>19186220
is it required to get beat up by a herd of thug teenagers first?

>>19194511
This pic gets worse the more I look at it.

>>19195922
What people feet look like when they post sandal pics.

>>19195922
that's what my chest looked like when I convinced my ex gf to shit on it

>>19196192
the ol cleveland steamer

>>19195922
Why do the dogs habe....nipples? Proto nails? Im not sure

>>19193239
>chili and cole slaw
This sounds like a perfect pair

>>19195922
jumalauta

I normally only eat plain hotdogs but if a place has an option for chicago style i can't resist that

looks fire

>>19195922
Needs raw onions, otherwise looks pretty good, desu.

>>19196516
>he wants to risk his life over onion seed oil

>>19195922
>How do you want your food to look?
>Like someone took a shit on two long, thin severed penises

>>19186224

>>19186438
The patrician's choice.

If you're BBQing then it is acceptable to dump your spices and sauces onto one while it's grilling to serve as a neutral vessel for judging your seasoning skills.

Otherwise; you deserve the rope.

literally today. Wagyu dog. Wasn't great, fries were bland.

Please shitpost some more you useless fucks.

>>19196114
>>19194511

>>19195922
>These people judge American food
Get your shit together with this poverty and depression platter for fucks sake.

>>19196885
>Wagyu dog
Retard

>>19187903
$7 and I would have believed you. You don't go out much, do you?

>>19194511
Same flip flops

>>19186220
my current preferred toppings are mustard, onions, peppers, and sauerkraut. i like pickles but don't care for the sweetness of most relishes i've tried

>>19196582
onions are seeds? I missed that memo

>>19186256
i thought sonoran dogs were supposed to have those buns with the foreskin tip

>>19186735
>>19186804
>>19186855
Why does pickled tomato sauce trigger uncultured flyovers so much?

>>19186220
>chicago
full of lead and ready to burst in flames?

>>19186225
in my country, the word for hotdog literally translates to "horseradish sausage"
ketchup is a cope for sugar addicted fatsos