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19182938 No.19182938 [Reply] [Original]

No one outside of the US can get a burger right.
They always have to overdo it to be unique and trendy and add the most bizarre shit. It's not complicated, guys.

>> No.19182944
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you heard it here first: the 'royale with cheese' is no good according to op

>> No.19182970

In civilised countries people don't eat a burger everyday, so obviously they want it to be special. If you just want your daily dose of mechanically reclaimed meat, high fructose corn syrup and pasteurized cheese product, like the obese, diabetic subhuman that you are, go stuff your face with corporate goyslop.

>> No.19182985

pretty sure that Hamburg (the birthplace of the hamburger) is in europe somehere

>> No.19182986
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>>19182970
This

>> No.19183002

>>19182938
Burger with the lot is fucking delicious you Yankee peasant

>> No.19183021
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>>19182938
You are absolutely right. Plus they’re impossible to eat because they’re so fucking big. Sauces, meat, tomato, lettuce and onions is all you need in a a burger and if you go all out you add bacon and or cheese. That’s a burger, no more no less.
But no they gotta add everything under the sun. Plus the patty is supposed to be thin not half an inch thick.

>> No.19183035

I dont like egg on a burger

>> No.19183044

>>19183035
But what about if it also has beetroot? Now that's living

>> No.19183050

>be american
>pride yourself on fat excess
>world renowned for your large portions
>name your country after burgers
>piss and moan about how it's "too hard" to eat a fucking burger that isn't a depressing flat disc of grease thinner than your flabby wrist

>> No.19183063
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>>19182970
/bread
Fuck your goyim peasant burger. Burgers aren't a staple dish. They aren't meant to be eaten everyday, but rarely and on a special occasion or something, for a change from the usual routine. So everywhere else in the world they are made different and memorable.

>> No.19183073

>>19183050
>be euro
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>> No.19183093
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>>19182938
>one with the lot and a passiona
>chicken salt darl?

>> No.19183110

>>19182938
you have never even left your country

>> No.19183119

>>19182938
>beetroot from thailand
what the heckerino? How come Straya has no beets, a simpliest root veg?

>> No.19183141

>>19183119
we don't have any space, all our farm land is cut up into residental blocks so we can build houses out of shitty chinese materials and buy them with 1.8mil loans from the bank.

>> No.19183157

>>19183119
we do
we have pineapples too
and cheese

>> No.19183159

>>19183141
Dam son, sounds rough. Is the part closer to centre of continent pretty much unsuitable for any agriculture? Some cultures grow in African brown soil

>> No.19183171

With the lot is king pleb

>> No.19183205

>>19183093
Based & comfy

>> No.19183212

>>19183119
My Dad grew crazy good beets. I think it's more the prince of canning with our labour & electricity costs

>> No.19183359

>>19183035
Agreed. Hard to taste amid everything else, tedious to cook, doesn't bring much besides richness

>> No.19184336

>>19182938
Russians put way too much sauce (mayo or cheese-based) on their burgers. They also use patties that are too thin and fatty. A good burger patty needs to be thick and lean enough to have some resistance when you bite it.

>> No.19184345

>>19182938
Outside of the US it's povvo food consumed by estate dwellers and ethnics.

>> No.19184380

>>19182970
>>19183063
>>19182986
holy eurocuck cope, imagine going through so many mental gymnastics just to find excuses for why your country fucks up a simple burger, lol lmao even

>> No.19184407

>>19182938
I'm American and I put whatever the fuck I want on my burger. Including a fried egg. Fuck you faggot OP, you're clearly not American, because a real American wouldn't limit the creativity of his countrymen. I'm gonna put blue cheese and mustard on my burger while you seethe

>> No.19184417

>>19182938
McDonald’s is rolling out a series of changes designed to improve its signature burgers. Buns will be softer, cheese will be gooier, and onions will be added to the patties right on the grill to give them a caramelized flavor. Big Macs also will come with more sauce.

>> No.19184435

I had a hamburger in Colombia in a small town. It looked like American style (mustard, ketchup, lettice, tomato etc.) in the photo but when I recieved it, it had coleslaw and cheese as the toppings. To my surprise it was quite satisfying.

>> No.19184436

>>19182938
People keep saying that's an Australian burger, but the actual standard hamburger is only meat, lettuce, beetroot, tomato, sometimes onion. Upgrading to the works is only for when you're very hungry.

>> No.19184438

>>19184417
So they're not improving the quality of the meat. Got it.

>> No.19184447
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>>19182944
It's a quarter pounder with cheese. It's an American burger. If may be made in Paris but it is the same American recipe.

>> No.19184542

>>19184417
why did you make this post

>> No.19185050
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>>19183093
based

>> No.19185055

>>19182970
>high fructose corn syrup
What part of a burger has high fructose corn syrup?

>> No.19185265

>>19185055
The American part.

>> No.19186268

>>19185055
Usually the bun, and sometimes the beef itself.

>> No.19186432

>>19186268
and the condiments

>> No.19186439

>>19185050
punchable

>> No.19186468

ITT: poors who cant afford ground beef

>> No.19186970

>>19182938
>NOOO YOU CAN'T PUT PINEAPPLE ON A BURGER
we have come full circle

>> No.19187005

>>19182938
Pineapple? Maybe, I guess.
Beet root?You might as well admit to being a child molester, and not the kind, loving friendly guy that just wants to give little girls orgasms.
No, the dark, scary "I'll cut your throat if you tell anyone" kind.
Fucking beetroot...WAAAAAAYYYY to far OP.

>> No.19187009

>>19182970
>In civilised countries people don't eat a burger everyday
There's no country where any significant number of people eat burgers every day.
Rent free...

>> No.19187014

>>19182986
OK:
1) That's not a hamburger, the meat appears to be a chicken breast.
2) Fucking cabbage?

>> No.19187019

>>19183050
Rent free, white nigger.

>> No.19187031
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>>19183063
How many of you Eurotrash honestly believe Americans eat burgers every day?
You're idiots.
Must be a shame to live in the shadow of America and be constantly obsessed about it.

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>>19184407
>blue cheese and mustard

>> No.19187055

>>19186268
>sometimes the beef itself.
[citation needed]
I can't imagine why people would go on the internet and just tell lies.
But yeah, corn and defense contracting are our economic mainstays.
What the fuck else are we supposed to do?
The only two larger countries on Earth are China and India. How the fuck else are we supposed to sustain such a large economy without child/muslim slavery and/or shitting in the streets?
I think we're doing pretty well, overall.
Let me know when your shithole "nation" is doing better.
Rent fucking free...