/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just plain water.

Sausages and milkybars.

deenz, bread, sliced onions
if unavailable, water

Jimmy Dean maple brown and serve sausage links that have been thawed out in the fridge

room temp Cook's California champagne that's been opened for at least 12 hours

The cream cheese frosted cinnamon rolls from Fred Meyer

Microwaved hot dogs with store brand white buns and tostitos jalapeno cheese dip

>>19181094
Something to give me really bad shits so that they have a mess to clean up. The actual last meal would be a huge bowl of very salty soup and a gallon of water with an electrolyte packet and one caplet of magnesium supplement. The night before, I would eat anything I could get my hands on and stuff myself until I couldn't eat anymore. I would hold in my shits the whole day before my last meal.
My liquid electrolyte meal will instantly make its way to my intestine, and then draw in all the water, inflating it with diarrhea. I would clench my asshole shut as they lead me to the chamber and prepare me. When they finally inject me and my ass relaxes for the last time, the diarrhea would spew in a fountain.

Prime rib
yorkshire pudding
twice baked potato
grilled asparagus
fresh sweet corn on the cob
warm apple pie with a large slab of 18yr aged sharp cheddar
glasses of good port

>>19181180
What a way to go out in dignity
a shit in life and in death

A bologna sandwich. Some bread and butter. A slice of tomato with salt and pepper. A bowl of my dad's goulash. A pack of beef flavor top ramen.

>>19181094
App: Dungeoness Crab cocktail
Lobster bisque
Main: Filet from Hokkido, medium rare
Sides: garlic mashed potatoes, glazed carrots, broccoli cheese risotto
Desert: chocolate rum cake, with a scoop of cinnamon rum ice cream OR a white chocolate lava cake

Either a rum-based cocktail or wine to go with the meal.

>>19181094
shrimp scampi pizza with poutine on the side

Butter chicken with loaf brown bread.

>>19181094
Paneer Jalfrezi, Garlic Naan, Vegetable Pakora, Onion Bhaji, Papadams and Chocolate Fudge Cake for dessert

Soße

>>19181094
very large bowl gyudon with a metric fuck ton of pickled radish, chives and two eggs, love european food

>>19181094
A sheet cake with white frosting, with the lyrics to "Ironic" written on it using red frosting.

Instant Ramen (reverse uno cards mixed in overnight)

>>19181094
the executioner.

>>19181094
lasagna
2 chili cheese dogs
tomato soup
1 box extra toasty 'zits
1 jar whole pickles
lemonade ginger ale

Mom's beef braciole
Burrata with olive oil, balsamic, and garlic bread
Roast bone marrow
2 Miller Lites

>>19181180
They pack your asshole with gauze beforehand specifically so this doesn't happen.

>>19181846
fuck ya mudda

>>19181895
Eyy, you bettah watch your mouth, wise guy.

Not your intention, but these could/would be my last meal, because after eating it, I'd either an hero or die from dysentery
>>19179691
>>19179695

Serrano ham, mini gherkins, kimchi, rib eye with blue cheese butter, tonkatsu ramen, raspberry macarons, and mint chocolate cheesecake

>>19182056
Also down it with framboise lambic and a shot of Johnnie Walker blue.

>>19181094
Meat loaf and Mashed Potatoes made just the way my parents always used to make covered in gravy. A few buttermilk biscuits with a couple of fried eggs and scrapple. And a slice of cheesecake, a slice of key lime pie, and a slice of pecan pie for dessert.

All while watching my top 20 Simpsons episodes.

An appetizer of chicken avocado nachos, a rack of baby back ribs, an entire goddamn baking pan of my mom’s corn casserole, and a liter of Old Forester. I 100% intend to die wasted

>>19181180
>>any last words?
>clean it up
Based.

>>19181094
T BONE STEAK CHEESE EGGS AND WELCHS GRAPE

brownies
2-3 glasses of raw whole milk

>>19181094
Do they allow for exotic meat or other rare ingredients?

>>19181094
a kilo of pop rocks and 4 liters of soda

>>19181278
how many garlic naan?

>>19181094
ur mum's cunt lmao

>>19181094
xl pepperoni pizza
two pounds of wings
slice of coconut creme pie
french vanilla ice cream
chocolate bar (any)
six pack of beer (any)

>>19181094
60 very stiff ginger snaps and an 800 piece puzzle.

>>19181094
Pumpkin pancakes

>>19181181
yeah, I'll go with that too mate
though I'd add a scoop of summer berry and vanilla ice-cream to the pie, and maaayyybe consider a thick slice of beef wellington instead of the rib

>>19181094
Big spicy shawarma from 46.47387280258323, 30.72515542300657

>>19183111
And a bottle of Arnone Chinotto.

Fried Shrimp
Fried Catfish
Hushpuppies
Gumbo
Butter Crackers
Fried Okra
Dill Pickles
Pickled Jalapenos
Texas Toast
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 pitcher each Unsweet Tea, Milk, and Dublin Dr. Pepper

>>19181180
they put you in diapers
and the last meal is typically served a day or 2 before the actual execution, because on the day of most people don't have an appetite

They've seen your clever scheme coming, and you will not have your poopy revenge
did you really think they just have people evacuate their bowels all over the room and then spray it down with a hose or something?

>>19182801
it usually has to be something that can be easily purchased in the local area
so it depends on your regional situation
There's almost always a budget limit, and a rule that any "unreasonable or unfulfillable requests" will be denied

But they ask you way ahead of time, so if your request gets rejected you can change it. It's not like they'll just say you're out of luck and give you a lunchable.

>>19181094
Vast assorted cheese platter with port wine, crackers, fruit and paprika. Dark chocolate bites, marmalade and jams.

>>19182820
1-3 depending on the size

>>19181094
A plane rocket out of goblin land

steak and lobster with a loaded baked potatoe while watching lord of the rings

nugs and buffalo ranch dip

I can't legally tell you.

>>19181094
cyanide soup with a grilled uranium sandwich

>>19183420
Based cannibal.

>>19181094
5 plain cheese pizzas

>>19181094
slice of pepperoni pizza
slice of strawberry cheesecake
can of sprite
slice of watermelon

>>19183216
> they'll just say you're out of luck and give you a lunchable
That would be something.

>Lethal injection
Just use a guillotine while lying about what's going on. I'm sure we can make one that goes horizontally so they don't freak out being put on the ground. Less anxiety, quicker, cheaper, probably less painful. Just turn off the lights 1 second after the head flies off and it won't spook the onlookers too much either.

>>19181094
4 1 Liters of Soda (Coke, Mtn Dew, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi)
4 Bags of 200g+ of chips (Classic Lays, Nacho Doritios, Funyons, Hot Cheetos)
XL Pizza from Papa Johns (Extra Sauce, Extra Cheese, Mushrooms, Olives, Onions, Italian Sausage)

and some good movie/tv show to watch while I eat over the course of a day (can't think of anything right now)

Whatever menu item they had in eXistenZ.

>>19183797
The bone gun?

>>19183866
Yeah, I'd plug myself just to spite them.

20 corn dogs and a coke float

>>19181094
>dryaged ribeye med-rare with sauteed mushrooms
>garlic mashed
>spicy tuna roll
>fresh crab and avocado salad
>roasted corn on the cob
>giant ice cold beer
>onion rings
>baguette and goat brie
>ruffles and sour cream and onion dip

I would fuckin explode on that chair afterwards.

>>19181094
>rare steak
>daddy's special steak fries (strips of rare steak battered and deep fried)
>daddy's paleo smoothie (steak, fat and chopped liver)
>daddy's salad deluxe (steak cubes, diced asparagus and onions drizzled with HP sauce)

>>19181094
Chicken fried steak
Sausage gravy
Hashbrowns
Warm apple pie a la mode
And a Honey Weiss Leinie

>>19183774
>probably less painful
your brain lives on for at least twenty or thirty seconds, if not minutes

now, if they overdose people with morphine and THEN give them a lethal injection, that'd be perfect

ice sculpture of the prison wardens daughter, lemonade.

>>19183226
I wonder if he ate it all, which as always noted in these threads is atypical

seems like a man who knows what he wants, though

>>19183180
very peculiar

>>19183187
I remember that post. 10/10

I'm too indecisive. I'd probably grab a platter of some of my favorite things and then regret that I didn't get the thing I like most.

>>19182820
4 Jeremy?

>>19184439
Probably from southeast Texas, close to the Sabine River.

>>19183774
I'd honestly prefer firing squad. Assuming the shooters are at least halfway competent a rifle shot to the heart will turn your lights off in an instant.

>>19183226
>166 counts of murder

How. What

>>19184760
He was going for the high score

>>19184760
do you not know who Timothy McVeigh is?

plain nathan's beef hotdog with the bun and a root beer i guess

>>19184760
zoomers are cretins

>>19184760
he made a building go boom

>>19184760
>fbi does a heckin' waco
>retard blows up a fucking government building in response
just your everyday life in 3rd world shithole america lmfao

>>19181094
never ending pasta
Botomless Mimosa's

>>19181094
Topo Chico water. I'm trying to fast.

>>19184856
>never ending food
>they can't kill you because you never stop eating
>life of gluttony and pleasure on the government dime

Whatever I had before dying

>>19181094
A prison escape kit

>>19181094
Khuushuur and yak milk, so my soul returns to Tengri

Shot of Pepto Bismo and a bottle of Benadryl

>>19181094
This must be the most reposted pic in /CK/

>>19184384
I'm not sure what "lives on" actually implies here. A lot of extreme neck and spinal injury that basically severs it are such huge shocks to the system you're probably not conscious enough to "suffer" until the brain depletes of oxygen and you die.

>>19184517
Sure but here we get the problem of people holding the guns or somehow pulling the trigger, to kill a man you're looking directly at. It kind of fucks people up. Hence why at least some firing squad executions have random blanks are require a bunch of people, so they can have doubt of being the guy that killed another human.
A modern guillotine wouldn't even require the person to even be in the same country to activate it. It's still "blood on your hands" but far removed from seeing a body riddled by bullets right in front of you. I'm sure you can even make money by allowing people to bid online to be the person that's allowed to push the button that kills someone.

>>19183216
That sucks, I just like rare things, so food usually unavailable in my cunt tastes better to me. I sure woud love some stork meat, maybe some imported japanese food. Also presentation is super important so I'd like them to serve it on a beautiful tableware.

Steak and smoked salmon on toast with hollandaise sauce, and a bottle of red wine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal
Why does KFC show up so often?

Bread bowl full of seafood chowder, 1L Coca Cola.

>>19186370
Kill Food for Criminals.

>>19184517
Firing Squad is the way to go

>>19186278
When the military is executing POWs or civilians, sure, but Utah never has any shortage of volunteers, and they only end up executing actual bad people too. I don't think many of the participants lose sleep

>>19186502
in accounting we would say Firing Squad has insufficient samples and Hanging and Electrocution are within expected variances

>>19186514
Maybe most don't think about it but even a fraction of a % chance the dude was innocent would make me uneasy. Imagine the period of time where DNA started solving cold cases. A new case is opened and it turns out the guy you shot was just extremely unlucky by the rare circumstances to be framed and executed as the murderer. They have even started to lessen the value of eyewitness reports. Because people aren't as reliable with what they see as you'd think.

Perhaps if I was eyewitness myself and it regarded my own family it would be easier but I'm guessing they don't allow that either way.

>>19183791
>Papa Johns
best chain pizza don't bother trying to change my mind

>>19184141
what is this, a concept restaurant

>>19184384
>>19186278
How long you remain "aware" after a beheading is extremely controversial and nowhere near settled. Some assume such a massive sudden loss of blood pressure and the trauma would cause immediate loss of consciousness, even if your eyes might appear to move or blink to observers
Of course, the problem is that nobody has ever been able to reliably tell us if they're still in there after having their fucking head cut off

What is certain is that your last moment is filled with the single most painful thing your body could possibly experience, which is a complete severance of your nervous system
That's every pain receptor screaming out at once, boys
It's barbaric

>>19184430
This has actually been studied. It's been found that people who were wrongly accused later found not-guilty by means of DNA evidence etc. almost universally refused a last meal, or did not eat much.
Those who are guilty tend to eat most of what they order.
McVeigh probably finished that Ice Cream

>>19184472
You're very close. You know my people.

>>19186296
You'd probably be out of luck then if it's too exotic. Sorry but they're not gonna go the extra mile to get you something from an ethnic market in another state or anything like that.
And you're boned on the tableware. Prisoners get plastic/paper trays and utensils for a reason.

But out of curiosity, what WOULD you request if you could have the rarest things possible?

>>19186536
I'm not sure the slow drug addled death anxiety of lethal injection is much better, for the victim. It may just look peaceful for onlookers.

You also lose 90% of your pain receptors at once so I dunno about that.
I guess an extremely fast and complete bone pulverizing crush would be the least painful as you can't register the pain/anything before all of your brain is mush if done within 0.01 seconds or something like that. Way too messy to be considered though.

>>19186370
Same reasons Burger King shows up so often

1 - Prisoners never get to eat indulgent shit like Hamburgers, Pizza, and Fried Chicken. They likely haven't had it for decades
2 - It's safer to ask for food from a chain restaurant, because otherwise somebody (read: anybody, whoever they pick) on the kitchen staff will be preparing your last meal with whatever they can get from the nearest grocery store. It's better to bet on a Chain that you know produces the food you want, than bet on Anthony from kitchen duty to get your "mama's homemade meatloaf" right
3 - As seen in #1, most of them have been in there for a long time. When they were free on the street, Burger King and KFC were still actually good.
They'll be disappointed when they get their Whopper.

>>19186522
And what would you say of Lethal Injection?
Sample size and shit regardless you have to say a 7.12% failure rate on an EXECUTION is simply unacceptable

This is an interesting Documentary for those wondering about the intricacies of last meal preparation/requests

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhJdr2FU9go

Pic unrelated, but funny

>>19186556
I agree, lethal injection is barbaric too. It's a spectacle for the onlookers and by no means painless, humane, or quick.

>>19186555
>the rarest things possible?
NTA, but
>appetiser
tasting menu from the French Laundry
a bucket of fresh oysters on the shell
angels on horseback
>soup
New England clam chowder, Buddha Jumps The Wall
>main course
wagyu filet mignon wellington
uni sushi rice bowl
codfish tempura
sashimi selection
>dessert
cheese platter
a slice each of cheesecake, tiramisu, black forest, key lime pie, apple pie, each with a different scoop of Haagen Dazs assortment
>wine
some kind of fruity red, I'm not big on wine
>liqueur
a bottle of 21 year Glen Goyne

basically all the finest foods on my bucket list
>inb4 you can't eat all that
you fucking bet I will if I'm on death row

I would try to get burger king to bring these back for a 1-time deal
make it a big social media thing somehow
I'd write letters years in advance

>>19186566
Are you just trying to say any form of execution is barbaric or what?

>>19186574
Not bad at all
I think you'd have enough time to finish it
Since they usually serve the day before, not immediately before (that would be cruel)
That one guy requested to watch Lord of the Rings with his meal, and that's at least 3 hours unless it was the extended edition or the entire trilogy

I've been trying to track down that bit of trivia for a long time, if he only got to watch Fellowship or if it was all 3. What version did he watch.
Because he only ordered a steak, a baked potato, a lobster tail, and some ice cream

If it was the fully trilogy, that's not nearly enough

>>19186375
based

>>19186597
Not at all. Just any form of execution that has a high rate of failure and doesn't immediately kill the person.

You should just put a bullet in the back of their head. That works and it's cheap and it's over immediately.
Chopping somebody's fucking head off, or rigging them up to a device that slowly pumps chemicals into them to numb them, cease their breathing, and eventually induce cardiac arrest is both expensive, slow, not painless, and inefficient.
The electric chair is barbaric for the same reason.

You should just put a bullet in their head. If the family wants an open casket funeral, use a hydraulic rod like livestock get. That's how it should be done.

>>19186610
The person should also be deeply sedated first, but only if they request it. I can understand that some people would want to be aware for their own death, and some might not.

>>19186561
>a 7.12% failure rate is simply unacceptable
lol indeed

>>19186610
>use a hydraulic rod like livestock get
it's called a captive bolt gun
this tho
it's fucking insane that livestock get more humane deaths than people do

>>19186602
>they usually serve the day before, not immediately before
no idea how it's done today but typically it's served the day before, executions take place in the morning
kinda makes you wonder if you even get breakfast
I wouldn't mind a couple of chocolate-dipped eclairs and six shots of single malt whiskey
that'd be a breakfast I can manage, plus the booze would waste me enough to get through with it lol

>>19186602
>if he only got to watch Fellowship or if it was all 3. What version did he watch
according to wiki, he was given the trilogy and he watched it in the preceding 2 days; he ate his last meal 3 days before the execution

>>19186624
>it's called a captive bolt gun
thanks, I knew "hydraulic rod" wasn't right but that's all I could think to call it

>>19186624
>according to wiki, he was given the trilogy and he watched it in the preceding 2 days; he ate his last meal 3 days before the execution
based

>>19186624
>six shots of single malt whiskey
we'd all love alcohol and probably a cigarette or some other drugs, but unfortunately they don't give that luxury
No booze, nothing
I swear around the time most prisons stopped letting condemned men even smoke is the day we fell into clown world

might as well slap a cigarette out of your mouth before hanging you and say
>sorry jack, that's bad for you

>>19186638
Britain's last hangman wrote an autobiography in which he said it was his policy to always give the inmate "a stiff brandy" on the morning of the execution, insisted it helped, and blamed last minute panic on occasions when his order wasn't carried out
very Victorian

>he claimed he was never affected by his job, seeing it as a necessary service
>but he went schizo in his old age and cut his throat with a razor

>>19186641
didn't think I'd come away from /ck/ at 7 in the morning with a book recommendation

>>19186645
come for the memes
>stay for the gems.

Truly this is why I still come here after 20 years.

>>19186645
>>19186649
lol
It's pretty good, comfy read. Doesn't talk about his life much (or at all) but just goes case by case through famous crimes, evidence found, sentencing, and then he goes into detail about his trip to the prison, his professional observations, how he set up the job, and what happened in those last few moments. First person POV, (ostensibly?) his own words.

I don't recall who wrote the afterword which described his retirement and death, and who edited his papers and published the book - obviously not him.

>>19181094
>what would youre last meal be
Same as your pic, except whiskey instead of milk.
But I just assume the prison that's ok with killing inmates would find it immoral to give the convict alcohol.
Fuckin' humans.

>>19184462
4 naan? That's insane

>>19186662
The whole no-alcohol thing is because, naturally, regular inmates don't get alcohol
So it's not "fair" to let a guy who's earned the death penalty get a privelege other inmates don't

This didn't used to apply to Smoking though, since everybody could smoke. You could have a pack of cigarettes before your execution because any inmate could have a pack of cigarettes.
But then everybody became faggots and decided we're a no-smoking society, even in jail where nobody cares.

>>19186679
Your mother and I are very disappointed.

>>19186679
Honestly, I get that
Even though I'm the one who requested the six shots of whiskey, I can see the point of view that it's part of the punishment that you DON'T, in fact, get to have that spectacular last meal and bottle of Johnnie Walker; you get a bucket of KFC and a bottle of Mountain Dew, and like it

from a certain point of view it's inhumane. from another, it's part of the punishment.

>>19186689
well no shit I'm on death row

>>19186705
>it's part of the punishment that you DON'T, in fact, get to have that spectacular last meal and bottle of Johnnie Walker; you get a bucket of KFC and a bottle of Mountain Dew, and like it
That's an interesting way to look at it. After years of eating tasteless prison slop and whipstitched "burritos" made of ramen and cheetos or whatever else from the commisarry, it IS a luxury to get to choose your own meal.

To have a nice steak, and a baked potato, or whatever you want. Chicken Parm. A triple bacon cheeseburger from your favorite restaurant you haven't eaten from in 20 years.

But not so fast, inmate. You want just a LITTLE bit more to complete that experience, right? You want a single cold beer, and just one cigarette of your favorite brand...
Well how dare you be so selfish! Look at the luxury we're already giving you : )
You should be grateful : )

>>19186716
lol
>to have a nice steak, and a baked potato, or whatever you want. Chicken Parm. A triple bacon cheeseburger from your favorite restaurant you haven't eaten from in 20 years
hol up buddy; you're not even getting that
>but it's my last meal! to ease my suffering as I pass from this world to the next!
see, that IS the punishment - you don't get to choose your last meal
>that's terrible!
maybe next time don't rape and murder a dozen kids

>>19186705
I think if you're going to be killed by the state you can have this one last, momentary, indulgence before you're fucking gone. It's still going to be dictated by a budget but the last meal is probably an astonishing small cost by comparison of just keeping you in prison. Operating under some kind of "fairness" sounds asinine in this case. The others get to live and possibly get out to buy that sort of thing a hundred times over. Give them some cheap smoke and alcohol if they prefer to waste the budget given on that instead of food.

Other prisoners want to have one last half-arsed feast for the low low price of ending your life? Step right the fuck up!
This sounds like the sort of thing you just do unceremoniously and shut up about so people don't get to think too hard about it.

>>19186723
But I'm innocent!

Nothing. The only reason I can enjoy anything is because I believe tomorrow is coming. I've never understood how those cancer kids can enjoy their trip to Disneyland knowing they'll be gone in a week.

People always say you should live like it's your last day on Earth, but that's stressful. I don't want to go to sleep wondering if I've squeezed every last bit of happiness out of the last 16 hours. I'd prefer to live each day like tomorrow will always come. If it does, great! If it doesn't, I won't even know about it.

>>19186732
>I'd prefer to live each day like tomorrow will always come
those kids don't have that luxury
they're smart, they know what their prognosis is
that sort of thing is designed to help them achieve psychological acceptance, to embrace the inevitable fact of death and be content with it
the trip to Disneyland is only a tool
the desired end result is mental peace

>>19181099
Dont be nervous anon

>>19181094
I wanna double yolked egg from an albino pigeon with fried bat wings over easy.
The left hind leg of a black giraffe cooked medium rare, not too greasy.
Smoked rhinoceros, pickled ant-eaters a plate of elephant stew.
One mandrake root and a rabbit's tongue and a jaw of cockaroo.

>>19181094
Ted Bundy didn't fear his imminent execution, because he knew after he died his soul would be transported to dimension C-197 and he'd be reincarnated as a Sonichu. That's why he didn't care to request a special last meal.

For my last meal, I'd like to eat... the rich. *the surviving family members clap with tears in their eyes, Joe pardons me immediately*

Flour
Salt
Yeast
Water
A bowl
An oven
Baking sheet
Butter

I'll be eating the best kind of bread, fresh from the oven and it won't be from some soulless bakery, restaurant or supermarket.

>>19186822
it's cute that you think they'd give you access to an oven and proper cooking utensils as a death row prisoner

>>19181094
Barack Obama's beating heart.

>>19186759
> denied, given regular prison meal for that day
Well done, anon, you failed last meaningful thing in your life.

>not posting the most kino last meal

>>19187794
Did he get to watch the whole movie?

>>19181094
a few slices of toasted bread and a can of sardines

>>19187799
He ate the meal 48 hours before execution because he wanted to fast before. I think he did get to watch it all.

>>19187794
>the most kino
ISWYDT
>>19187799
they gave him the trilogy set
it's 9 hours even in extended version, he'd have made it

>>19181180
unfortunately for you, people are smarter than you. a lot smarter.

Moules mariniere with crusty bread, a bottle of white wine and a giant eclair.

>>19184823
Tbh it's entirely the feds fault it happened. They made up charges and murdered an innocent family. This fella took revenge. They literally fucked around and found out and I hope everyone involved in Waco is tormented by that fact every day.

>>19181094
Salami for my ass

>>19181278
Have some meat fag. You’re gonna die anyway

>>19183111
Gotcha

>>19183187
>and the last meal is typically served a day or 2 before the actual execution
What do they eat after their last meal?

>>19188440
No food allowed because of the injection being effected

>>19186502
>all methods
Damn. What the fuck did they do to warrant being shot and electrocuted while being hung in a gas chamber after lethal injection?
Seriously what?

>>19188574
Those are the blacks; see, they make up 50% of the total, perfectly in line with statistics

>>19184760
retard

1 pound of the cheapest farmed shrimp from Asia boiled with the shells on. Shrimp causes an anaphylactic reaction for me. I'm going out on my terms

>>19186514
They stopped shooting people in Utah. The last one was that nerd that requested you watch all the Lord of the rings movies and only one of the rifles has an actual live round in it, the rest were squibs

I'm surprised we don't have a Last Meal Bingo Card by now
>something that will make me poop everywhere
>the executioner
>the warden
>something I'm allergic to so I'll die
>something so rare or impossible to find that they'll have to postpone it indefinitely
>neverending/all-you-can eat
>that one guy who always says just water
>"my mom's" anything

>>19189337
I forgot
>pussy

>>19181094
Lasagna with a pipeline punch Monster

>>19186566
>>19186610
Just inject people with obviously way too much fent/morphine.
Like, don't even gamble, just pump them with 6oz of the shit or something.
The problem there, of course, is that you can't trust prison employees not to sell/use the shit themselves.
>https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S2352007815000931
You can orally OD from opioids of course. Heroin included. So you could just feeding tube them.

>>19186370
KFC used to be the peak of fast food.
It went to shit rapidly, and pretty recently.

>>19188837
That ain't gonna work chief. First of all, they'd likely have that information about you in their medical records. If not, guards are always on standby and watching you. Medical staff is nearby.
What would happen is, they'd likely revive you. And then kill you anyway. They don't let people cheat the hangman if they can help it.

There was a story about a guy who somehow managed to almost kill himself before an execution. I can't remember how he did it, but he almost succeeded. Wanna know what they did?
They airlifted him via helicopter to the nearby hospital, worked their hardest to resuscitate him (which took a long time), and managed to bring him back to some level of consciousness. The guy was completely out of it, had basically died and come back, had no idea where he was
And then they executed him, while he was still completely out of it

>>19189358
I feel bad for some guy who's been in prison for the last 30 years and requests KFC as his last meal because he just doesn't know what happened

Especially if he asks for the Potato Wedges, aka the best thing that was on their menu
>I'm afraid the potato wedges...are gone...
well just fucking kill me now then

>>19188574
>>19188651
LMFAO

>>19188860
>only one of the rifles has an actual live round in it
I heard that's actually a myth, and they all have live rounds
The idea is that nobody who fires knows who actually fired the fatal shot

>>19189347
Aussie lemonade > Pipeline punch

>>19188860
>>19189432
They need multiple hits to be sure so there isn't only one bullet.
The squib story is that they say one of the rounds is a blank, and they tell everyone to believe that ((their)) round is the blank one.

>>19189598
Sounds like bullshit. Anyone proficient with firearms knows the difference between firing a live round and a blank one. The recoil and report are totally different.

>>19189601
Yup.
Like I said - "story".

>>19189612
Wonder if all the shooters are volunteers?
You’d be pretty pissed if you were psycho enough to want to do it voluntarily and then end up with the blank.

>>19189619
Of course they're volunteers
You can't just force a person to execute another person

>>19189619
Yes.
>1st squad you've been volunteered
>report in 0700 tomorrow

>>19186502
I've always wondered why no one has tried asphyxiation with inert gas. It seems both humane and foolproof. Give the condemned anti-anxiety meds and a light sedative so they don't freak out. Put them in an airtight chamber and gradually replace the atmosphere in the chamber with pure nitrogen. There's no CO2 buildup so no choking "can't breathe" feeling. They'd just breathe normally and slowly lose consciousness. Leave them in there for a good half hour after the atmosphere is completely exchanged with nitrogen.

>>19181094
Beef brisket, baby back ribs, mac and cheese, collard greens. And pistachio pudding cake for dessert.

>>19189687
Some states tried, but couldn't get mechanics right in more than a year, so went back to injections.

>>19189700
Seems like Alabama may have a system up and running by the end of this year.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/17/alabama-nitrogen-hypoxia-new-execution-method#:~:text=For%20years%2C%20the%20state%20has,body%20to%20perform%20regular%20functions.

In no specific order:

1 Peking duck wrap
1 siu mai
1 spicy taiwanese sausage
1 tuna nigiri
1 bite's worth of A5 wagyu (want to try it cause never had it before)
1 bite's worth of smoked salmon
1 deep fried chicken wing.
Small shwarma
Small smash burger
A can of l&p
1 skewer of cumin lamb as freshly made as possible
A plate of shanghai bok choy
A small plate of chinese cucumber salad
A small dish of hot chilli oil
A small bowl of sesame noodles
A jug of water and,
A small bowl of rice as a palate cleanser

A bowl of chinese hand pulled beef noodles if I happen to still not feel full somehow. (Lai Mien as opposed to Ramen)

A small bowl with hokey pokey ice cream which will be the final bite to finish off if I think I am done at any point throughout my meal.

I might come up with more dishes later, or perhaps a better and smaller list but so far this is what I have.
Generally, for a last meal, I want as wide a possible range of food as well so I would eat small bits of everything.


Maybe a meal where each dish is eaten in order of when they were most prominent or memorable in would be cool.

>>19189698
damn good choice

>>19186278
>executions have random blanks
this is false. THey are all loaded. They can't risk the one guy with the bullet hitting you in the balls accidentally or some shit.

>>19189790
>request a nice last meal
>prison chef prepares it all wrong
>too bad that's what you're getting
>fine, I accept death
>at least a firing squad will be quick
>they actually do the 1-live-round thing and the designated marksman hits you in the balls
>spend your last moments bleeding out in horrible pain as they reload and scramble to blow your head off properly
damn

>>19181094
A succulent Chinese dinner.

>>19189931
>they receive this request, only that sentence
Your Panda Express combo plate, sir

>>19189951

>>19181094
>bbq pulled pork
>white bread
>mac-and-cheese
>onion rings
>corn
>peas
>salad with italian dressing
>water
>strawberry milkshake

>>19189997
that sounds really good

>>19189729
>as wide a possible range of food
>confines himself to China food
I don't even see Buddha Jump The Wall there

>>19184797
Probably a foreigner, not a zoomer

>>19186278
You could just as easily have remote-operated robotic gun turrets if you’re willing to entertain a remote-operated robo-guillotine

>>19186536
>What is certain is that your last moment is filled with the single most painful thing your body could possibly experience, which is a complete severance of your nervous system
>That's every pain receptor screaming out at once, boys
>It's barbaric
Not necessarily barbaric. Have you ever actually experienced a severe sudden injury? You generally can’t even feel it, because your body goes into shock and surges with stuff like adrenaline and endorphins.

>>19190280
>You generally can’t even feel it
Can I not take the chance?
Like, I know massive pain is only a short while before it gives you a heart attack and you die from that, but can I skip that step altogether? And not take the chance that maybe the ol ticker is stronger than I thought, and I DON'T get that heart attack quite so soon, and I have to enjoy a few more minutes of agony before switching off?

>>19190280
>Have you ever actually experienced a severe sudden injury? You generally can’t even feel it, because your body goes into shock and surges with stuff like adrenaline and endorphins.
I once trained to be a Professional Wrestler (think WWE) and got dumped on my neck in a really bad way. You're right, at the time I just experienced the thud but didn't fully realize the extent of the damage until much later.

I guess that's comforting. Maybe a beheading really is the quickest and most painless way to do it.
All the stories about people still blinking or looking at specific people 20 seconds after a beheading are anecdotal anyway.

>>19190302
If an aircraft flying at altitude of 50,000 feet experiences a sudden decompression, the passengers would lose consciousness in about 5 seconds due to lack of oxygen.
If you were to suddenly lose oxygen AND circulation together, your brain should just pass out almost instantly.
Think of the moment just before you suddenly fall asleep when extremely tired.
You don't even know you are losing consciousness.
I'd imagine getting guillotined would bring a be similar sensation.

probably a ribeye and lobster thermidor, with some nice potato dauphinois and green beans. And some fried shrimp too

>>19184760
Blue boards are still 18+ there, sonny.
Timmy was the OKC bomber

>>19190371
Ideally, it should
I'd like to believe that you're right

>>19190379
and what to drink?
no dessert?

>>19190398
ruby red squirt and brownies with vanilla ice cream. thank you

>>19190412
very nice

>>19181094
Either Rouladen with potatoes or a full English breakfast

>>19190495
full english is the move for sure
that'd send you out satisfied

>>19186565
Documentary itself isn't very interesting, but visuals are amazing. Thanks for sharing.

>>19190792
Yeah, some parts are kind slow and it's not a top tier documentary but my favorite parts were hearing from the death-row chef himself about the different stories of preparing last meals
I found it interesting to watch him prepare that guy's fried fish and onion rings, and hear about what the death house is like in general in different countries

>>19181094

>declines special last meal

Ok but did he actually eat the meal he was given? Maybe he liked the "default" option Lol

He was like, "hmmm yeah steak and eggs sounds good. I'm a simple man"

>>19190830
Texas chef and art objects were my favorite parts. SAR guys I could barely understand, and German writer served zero purpose.

>>19181094
Chicken Parmesan along with a glass of red wine aged 5 years + and a soufflé with ice cream though I can settle for a lava cake if they can't make a soufflé.

>>19190857
>He was like, "hmmm yeah steak and eggs sounds good. I'm a simple man"
What should he have eaten instead?
A hamburger with an egg in it, and french fries?

>>19181094
3 Mai Tais
2 chili dogs (beans)
2 chili dogs (no beans)
2 chili dogs (with sauerkraut)

>>19189687
>bar out hard on xanax
>pass out
>don't wake up
yeah man if i had to be executed that sounds pretty good

>>19181094
I like that steak and eggs was the default. It's a good fuckin' meal, and a very worthy fallback for people who can't/won't decide.

Kfc, pecan pie and espresso

>>19181108
Just screaming

>>19181094
warden's mom wife and daughter's vaginas

>>19186582
Only comment in thread worth anything. These things were fucking god-tier and in the past 20 years of trying to find anything similar I've only found 1 brand from a ChefStore that tastes even somewhat similar. God we didn't know how good we had it back then (or at least we didn't know how every single fastfood place would eventually switch to Nuggets and not keep Tenders.)

A bottle of laudanum, a gram of hash, a 6-pack of Red Stripe, a pack of Marlboro 27’s, and a shitty cheeseburger & fries.

>>19190225
I like chinese food, what can I say?
I'm not too familiar with other cuisines so for a last meal I'd want to eat what I know or heard is good - as much as I want range.

Bhudda jumps the wall could be one I could add but given how expensive it is, that might be a tad too expensive for them to give, but who knows.

>>19192617
I miss them so much man
Why did they have to take them away from me?
Why?!

>>19181094
Lobster alfredo, a slice of Hawaiian pizza, oreo brownies, and a liter of milk to wash it down

Chicken Tikka Masala (spicy), Garlic Naan, Fried Whiting or Catfish with Coleslaw, and Peach Cobbler with French Vanilla ice cream

>>19192649
This seems ideal.

32oz Thick fatty blue rare ribeye steak, small spinach salad with honey mustard, cucumbers, tomatoes, french onions, etc., sweet potato fries, fried squash, mac and cheese, fried okra, mashed potatoes with white gravy, yeast rolls, 1lb of strawberries and some vanilla yogurt to dip it in. Sweet tea for drink.