/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19156222
I live alone and go through about a gallon a week. I love having a tall glass of whole milk, but I use it in cooking a lot too. I'll drink maybe a 14oz glass every other day. I, though, definitely am a connoisseur of high quality milks. Have you ever had goat milk? I always assumed they sold it in the Mexican stores just for people making tres leches cake or something, but the stuff is divine to drink on its own. It's $5.99 for a quart so it's an occasional splurge for me, but if you haven't tried it your definitely missing out. I thought it would be really sour, like how goat cheese is, but no— it's just very creamy and sweet with a wonderful aroma.
Makes me think about how the best mozzarella is made from water buffalo milk. I have to try it straight and fresh at least once in my life, I'll bet it's amazing.

>>19156222
Why do you eat so much?

>>19156250
based

>>19156250
>ULTRA PASTEURIZED

>>19156402
Can't blame them, stuff like goat milk probably doesn't move as fast as cow milk.

>>19156250
Have you considered human milk?

>>19156415
You offering?

>>19156250
You could just buy a goat for not much more than that anon

milk is for babies. it gives cancer when adult humans consume it.

I drink milk aggressively around niggers

>>19156469
source

For a couple years as a massive alcoholic I did GOMAD pretty much every day just by drinking 1/2 of a gallon of milk every time I woke up in between the consumption of a handle of vodka every 24 hours.
I rarely ate any real food.
Eventually I had to be hospitalized because my gut function was so screwed up, but that wasn’t the malk’s fault.
I’ve since stopped, but I do miss it.

>>19156480
kino desu

>>19156481
ngl it was breddy comfy.
Except for all the painful and depressing parts.
I’m inclined to look past those when romanticizing the comforts of my worse periods.

>>19156480
Thanks for the info. Best

>>19156469
Not if you're white

>>19156480
Lmfao milk and vodka. Ur a special type of dumb.

>>19156480
Holy fuck you must have smelled like absolute death

>>19156408
>stuff like goat milk probably doesn't move as fast as cow milk.
Fair point.

if you're a milk enjoyer i highly suggest trying it raw

For me it's oat milk

>>19156429
Why yes. I'm due for a milking.

>>19156555

that stuff is revolting. expensive sugar water

>>19156222
Wake up! (wake up)
Have a glass of milk and make your coffee
Fill the cup halfway and eat your breakfast (fill the cup halfway and eat your-)
Why'd you have another milk with your lunch?
Here you drink more milk with your supper (you wanted to)
Have another glass of milk with dinner (you wanted to)
Have a glass of milk with late-night snack (you wanted to)
Why milk before toothbrush time? (you wanted to)

I don't think you trust
In my milk right before bedtime
I cry before chocolate milk bed TIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>19156480
I did this too bro.

>>19156504
The ironing.

>>19156222
>fridge gets too cold and freezes milk
>thaw partially, fats become liquid first
>drink the unfrozen liquid
>pure sugar and fat, most delicious milk/cream ever
>throw out the rest

>>19156721
have a (you)

>>19156222
Milk: The White Lie We've All Been Sold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfpNzJ5HrdU
Cow milk is the new soy

>>19156222

>>19156555
*Juice
ftfy

>>19156250
>ultra pasteurized
>high quality

>>19156829
This is cope for people without the genetic mutation to digest

>>19156829
>half hour of milk bashing from someone who doesn't even understand the difference between raw milk and pasteurized homogenized milk and how they each affect the body
Disregarded.

>>19156514
I was relatively high functioning, taking two showers a day, taking good care of my teeth, staying hydrated, frequent haircuts/ staying on top of keeping appearance, etc.
My sexual partners never complained, and only a couple people knew just how bad shit was going.
The shits were pretty bad, though.
Thankfully that only happened RIGHT after drinking half a gallon of milk, so I could calculate that/ be at home for it.

>>19156222
>wake up
>be so obese you drink a glass of milk then go
>ahh, time for breakfast

>>19156876
anti science chud go back

>>19156222
Some cockfag at work moved my gallon of milk to the bottom of the fridge door and it went bad a week early. I was crushed this morning, bros.
I fucking love milk.

>>19156555
What a fucking waste
You get the rollercoaster

>>19156555
Do oats have nipples?

>>19156480
lmao
based

>>19156555
I bought some oat milk because it was on sale, and I was surprised.
It was pretty good.
But I can’t fathom for the life of me why anyone would pick it over regular milk unless they were lactose intolerant/ just being a preachy asshole.

>>19157344
almonds do

>>19157557
Can you link so I can buy that sticker?
I’ve been putting stickers on someone’s car that really hates me, and I’d love to put this on it.
I can tineye it when I get home but like, let’s make it happen captain.

I drink whole milk exclusively

>>19157570
I found that pic several years ago, until you mentioned it I had no idea it was (or could be a sticker). no idea where it came from try google.

>>19157578
I doubt that, grocery store whole milk is no more than 3.5%

>>19156480
Holy based

>>19156250
love me some goat milk. I think non-homogenized cow milk that comes in the glass is the best, though

>>19156222
I love milk. I drink it in the morning before work and after I get home from the gym. Occasionally throw some raw honeybee pollen in it to give it a little sweet taste.

>>19156222
Based.

>>19156555
If you insist on using a "milk substitute", go for coconut milk/cream, not these factory created abominations. If you're white, you should be drinking real milk though

>>19156480
did you ever post in al/ck/ threads anon

>>19158119
I did, I identified as 1.75l fag lol

>>19158123
Didn’t that dude die

>>19158127
I did die for a little while.
My kidneys both failed and I ended up on dialysis for a few months.
I’m incredibly lucky to be off of dialysis. Apparently, that doesn’t happen very often and I should’ve been having to go get my blood scrubbed by a machine 4x a week for the rest of my life.
If you don’t know me, you’d think I have the worst luck imaginable.
If you do know me, you’ll understand that it is just a series of poor choices over and over again, and my luck is actually fantastic, haha.

i would like to replace all of my alcohol consumption with milk

>>19158142
Holy shit I’m glad you’re sorta okay

>>19156222
>eat breakfast
>eat lunch
>eat supper
>eat dinner

Do Americans really eat 4 meals a day?

>>19158287
No but we will drink a gallon of milk in a day.

>>19158311
And a gallon of vodka!
Repeat until failure.

>>19158315
Are you making fun of me?
Because that’s hilarious.

>>19158287
>second breakfasts?
>what about elevensies?
>lunchin? Dinner? Supper?
>afternoon tea?
https://youtu.be/gA8LV37QwxA

Anyone ever try that horse milk alcohol the mongols drink?

>>19158287
In all seriousness, there is no standard American meal schedule. People have varied living arrangements, cultural backgrounds, work schedules, etc. Some people make a point of having breakfast, others wake up and just have coffee after they rush off to work. I know a couple people that don't eat anything until evening. It's all over the place.

>>19156555
This shit is supposed to use way less resources to make than normal milk yet it is always more expensive. Don’t expect me to ever switch with those prices.

>>19158530
No but this did make me curious the other day. If I see it irl I’ll definitely give it a try even though it seems like a meme.
It’s pricey, and that make me think about just how janky/wrong home made milk alcohol could probably come out.

>>19158530
>>19158941
Mother fuck, I forgot the picture.
It’s Sheep’s milk vodka.

>>19156469

>>19158287
canadians and americans are mostly out of shape and gross looking. just youtube some costco vlogs and look at what you see.

>>19159413
theres way too many random hormones in milk. i drink milk but not every day.

https://youtu.be/yLK9-p9V_70

:(

>>19158576
The standard is 3 meals per day. It's becoming more and more common to deviate from this, but it's still the standard that's been set in this country for well over 100 years.

i buy one of these a year. never have to deal with wasting fresh milk again

>>19159539
Definitely good to have for your storage just incase. Some men dream of owning a yacht. For me it's a dairy cow.

>>19156250
I have this for my older at with kidney disease. He loves it and it helps me keep him fed. It's palatable but I prefer the aftertaste of cow milk far more.

>>19156222
Drinking too much milk is how you get kidney stones

>>19156222
it's full of actual estrogen and causes prostate cancer

>>19160589
>>19160597
No proof. Also you probably are not tolerant to have have health problems.

>>19156222
I do a half gallon of milk a day.

>>19160589
>>19160597
Any like clockwork the tranime shills come out of the woodwork to try and futilely demoralize us milk chads. We're not falling for your tricks you deranged lunatic. Milk is love, milk is life. Come the fuck at me bitch ass.

>>19160597
paid for and funded by stopglobalwarming.gov

>>19162515
i drink milk at least 4 times a week

Oh my look at the time... time for a glass of milk

>>19156222
For me, it's coffee with whole milk, the white man's breakfast.

I miss these milk enhancers the banana one was addicting

>>19158287

dinner/supper is interchangeable in the US.

sometimes Sunday lunch can be referred as a Sunday dinner, particularly in the Southern US

>>19163707
>dinner/supper is interchangeable in the US.
Not really. Supper is both technically defined (by government food programs like CACFP) and usually understood to be an afternoon meal.

>>19156480
this sounds so vile the shits mustve been crazy

>>19156222
Do adult americans really drink glasses of milk? I only use milk for cooking or to put in my tea.

>>19158287
i thought supper and dinner meant the same thing
the american daily meal schedule looks more like this
>breakfast
>morning snack
>lunch
>afternoon snack
>dinner
>midnight snack

>>19163743
the whole world except you drinks milk. however i see your point. milk always seemed more like an ingredient than a beverage to me.

>>19163734
i kinda do this now, but not to this extreme, and i have to take my lunch breaks at home because i need to pee out of my asshole effectively taking up all of my lunch break

>>19163789
Huh? Lots of British kids drink milk. I never really see adults drink milk cause milk by itself it kinda shit.

>>19163723
Breakfast is the morning meal, lunch is the afternoon meal, supper and dinner are both names for the evening meal.

>>19156480
holy madlad

>>19160589
Yeah if you're drinking enough to the point that you have calcium crystals forming in your kidneys, but that'll happen with anything high in minerals. If anything milk in regular amounts helps prevent them since the calcium binds to oxalic acid and let's it pass through your body, and oxalic on its own is what forms stones a lot of the time

>>19163707
It will vary family to family and region to region in the United States, but formally, Supper is an informal meal one eats at home, it usually can be eat early afternoon or even later than normal dinner time. It's something that fits around your schedule. You come home late and mother leaves you some supper to warm up. Dinner is a formal meal and may have a planned time to eat based on schedules or guests. Dinner is usually with the entire family and or guests. Where Supper you may just be sitting down alone at the kitchen table to eat a meal by yourself because everyone else is on a different schedule. If you ask a girl out, it's gonna be a Dinner.

>>19163798
I think Finland drinks the highest rate of milk in Europe and probably the world. UK is surprisingly higher than the rest of Scandinavia and Germanic countries I believe. Not sure how those compare with the US, Canada, and Aus/NZ