/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19150664
It should say in big bold letters “YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOWL!” Is there any contact info on the back of the box? If you or anyone else tries to steal my suggestion, you’ll be met with hellfire.

>>19150708
Not him but that's genuinely great marketing! You are 100% correct, Anon.

>>19150664
fucking weird, i saw these a few hours ago and some back to the future cereal
where the fuck are they from?

>>19150664
Why do you need your bowls to tell you what they're for? Cool serial.

>>19150708
But that would contradict the serving size which would annoy people.

>>19151491
The UK . I think they are only sold by one store chain there - B&M

>>19151744
Its a sizing thing for normal sized portion control of those things

>>19150664
Free yourself, man.

>>19151976
Ah, I guess that's cool. Good answer.

>>19151785
wrong and if those 'people' exist they should go away!

>>19152068
>Cigarettes
>Weed
>Cartoons
>Sugar
>Probably masturbates daily/multiple times
That bad boy has no natural dopamine left.

>>19152759
Your inconsistent marketing fills me with murderous contempt.

>>19153017
not my advertising, but it wouldn't be inconsistent. one's a slogan
the other is serious
some people call this autism, but it's really just you trying to take power over others so you feel nigger. even if that means taking everyone else's fun away
STOP!
let fun exist, and don't take everything so seriously either.
*if you are a marketing guy who feels spurned by idiotic reports complaining about fun labels Etc., then stop paying attention to the "outrage" because it's all fake and gay ˡᵒˡ

>>19153017
not my advertising, but it wouldn't be inconsistent. one's a slogan
the other is serious
some people call this type of picky attitude you ar4e displaying autism, but it's really just you trying to take power over others so you feel bigger. even if that means taking everyone else's fun away
STOP!
let fun exist, and don't take everything so seriously either.
*if you are a marketing guy who feels spurned by idiotic reports complaining about fun labels Etc., then stop paying attention to the "outrage" because it's all fake and gay ˡᵒˡ

>>19152068
how schizophrenic do you have to be to react to cereal like that

>>19150664
You made a rookie mistake by putting milk over it. It's supposed to be served with Narragansett beer.

>>19153043
t. weed addict

>>19152068
Meds

>>19150664
Um... Jaws was a maneater. That was the entire point. There wouldn't have been much tension if they were trying to save dolphins and starfish.

>>19153533
Yeah, if you're gonna make Jaws themed cereal you really need some one-legged women in that mix.

>>19152833
genuinely curious what do you consider natural dopamine?

>>19151968
Lel, that's literally where I saw them

>>19153683
Such a random thing. I bet they could sell them at Universal Studios for $20 a box and people would buy them

>>19153885
BMs usually get the shit that stores try and dont sell so the stock is cheaper, but yeah its pretty wild that such a famous brand would have a cereal this many years after.

>>19152068
Better cumming in a little girl than an adult who can and probably will fuck you over. Better cumming in a cute dog or catgirl doll than touching a real female over the age of 13.

>>19153553
naturally occuring dopamine

>not >:W

COME ON

>>19153926
>animal walking brace in the BG
jesus fucking christ that just makes this image even more horrific

>>19153036
It is inconsistent and your legal semantics only make things more disappointing because it reminds everyone that big suits can just make bold empty statements for attention.

>>19150708
They should also have put little marshmallow sharks in it that turn the milk red. We need these jobs.

>>19152068
>a guy on /pol/ wrote a bunch of words so he must be right

>>19154137
lucky charms are so nice and to the point of the thread, the store that sells the JAWS cereal actually has its own fake brand of lucky charms
lucky marshmallows or some shit

>>19154095
Jealous I have such a cute gf?

>>19154221
>gf
nah not really

>>19154228
OK then.