/ck/ - Food & Cooking

huh? mayo is a very popular and standard condiment

>>19144764
Mushrooms and mayonnaise are eaten in the United States.

We have blood sausage, but you typically have to go to a butcher/deli type place that makes their own, and most people just shop in regular grocery stores. Mayo and mushrooms are pretty much every day staples.

>>19144764
Blood sausage is actually illegal in the states. I've looked high and low. We have the other stuff and it's quite popular though

>>19144764
We eat all those things. But blood sausage is a regional food in the northern Mid-West. Mayonnaise has fallen out of popularity in the last 30 years, I guess because sour cream, ranch, ect is more flavorful and at the same price point. We eat fried mushrooms on beef and put them in stews and casseroles.

>>19144764
>Why don't Americans eat mushrooms, blood sausage and mayo?
If you're going to shit-talk a country, you should have the courtesy to tell us where _you're_ from, so we can all laugh at _your_ nations shortcomings.
Instead I'll have to settle for pointing out just how wrong you are about 'Murrica.

>Why don't Americans eat mushrooms,
We do, all the fucking time.

>blood sausage
Because it's a disgusting, last-ditch survival food.
You might as well ask why we don't eat dog poop mixed with sawdust.

>and mayo?
You've got to be shitting me.

XZIBIT A: THE STANDARD EUROPEAN HAM & MUSHROOM PIZZA. Completely unknown in the states!

XZIBIT B: CLASSIC EUROPEAN FRENCH FRIES WITH MAYO. Showing these to an American produces the same reaction as brandishing a cross before a vampire in a horror story. Lots of hissing and fleeing the scene.

Because the only "Americans" you talk to are black

XZIBIT C: THE HUMBLE BLOOD SAUSAGE. The comfort and joy of many a European in the autumnal season. Serving one to an American will likely result in cries of 'b-buh muh Jewish dietary laws, muh cirumcision!' followed by the American's singing of 'Hava Nagila'.

>>19144832
>>19144836
Both of these posts are pure fiction.
I live in the suburbs of Virginia, and could order a ham and mushroom pizza from at least: Pizza Hut, Papa John's, Vocelli's, Manhattan Pizza, Brother's Pizza, and at least 4 local chains, juat in my zip code alone.
If you want to pretend Americans aren't crazy about mayo, I'm gonna have to call you out for the troll that you obviously are.
You might as well claim we don't drink Pepsi.

ADDENDUM TO XZIBIT A: The American's preferred pizza. Instead of thinking outside of the box and replacing his pepperoni with the superior ham and adding mushrooms for added juiciness, the American will instead strip the pizza down to a heap of lukewarm tomato sauce on a charred piece of cracker while endlessly going on about 'muh Nu Haven apizz' and 'the delicate interplay between cold tomato sauce and charred cracker, just like in muh Neapolitan margherita' (PROTIP: Europeans don't eat margherita, unless they're women).

>>19144854
OK, this is well past trolling. CTRL-F4. Fuck you and your thread.

>>19144764
What's all in the picture? Is that blood sausage, saurkraut and what else?

>>19144883
Tastelet.

>>19144939
boiled buckwheat flour and pork rinds

>>19144880
theyre shitposting anon

>>19144970
>boiled buckwheat flour

interesting, never heard of that

>>19144807
>Blood sausage is actually illegal in the states.
No it isn't.

>>19145451
Not at all. Just unpopular. Meat has always been cheap in the US, we rarely bother with the garbage parts anymore. Three generations ago, americans ate this stuff. Now blood and organs go into pet feed.

>>19144836
>Served in a Belgian flag
>French fries

>>19144807
That's not true

https://www.foodireland.com/donnelly-black-pudding-8oz-8-pack.html

>>19144764
does that watermark say "blazing prostate"?

>>19144854
it literally looks like someone shat in a pan.

>>19144764
Eating blood is culturally taboo in America due to Jewish control of media, and blood being non-Kosher.

>>19146491
Its kept our vampire numbers down, and I hold to that.
have you been attacked by or murdered by a vampire lately? I thought so.

>>19146248
>french fries
I think you mean Belgian Sticks, lad.

>>19144764
blood sausage sounds pretty bad desu. most UK food sounds dire but is actually pretty satisfying but
>a mush made of animal blood and flour you stuff in a casing and boil
doesn't sound very appetizing.

>>19144836
mayo on fries is the correct condiment but a big dollop on top like that is just horrid. mayo is for dipping, not a sauce

>>19144964
that looked like chocolate and actual milk from the thumbnail and now i'm really disappointed

>>19144832
this is a Canadian staple

in fact, that plus some bacon is usually referred to as a Canadian Pizza in both the US and Canada

>>19144764
Blood sausage isn't particularly common, but if you think Americans don't eat mushrooms or mayo you are unironically retarded.