/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sometimes these but the stew is so good

>>19142797
I also feel guilty about eating pig, but that's mainly because they're a common vector for foodborne illness.

>>19142806
Kinda like bat?

>>19142797
I feel guilty eating buffalo because I am supporting creepy assholes who want to replace the word buffalo with bison

Pig is good though

>>19142813
Never had bat. Most bats I've interacted with were cute and scared as hell. Unfortunately they've reached dog/cat/red panda status with me, where I have personal gripes with ending their lives for my own benefit. This means I had a double whammy of shock when it came out that ching-chongs were eating bats to cause COVID-19.

>>19142817
Kinda my point

The suffering in the lobster soul cool the meat

>>19142820
I understood the rona point, but the ethics point wasn't really included. I'm not in Eastern Asia, so bat was never a food item for me. Again, never ate them, but after removing a bat from a college friend's house (and seeing how scared the thing was in my hands), bats have too much personality for me to eat.

>>19142827
Glad to hear you didn't cook it up

>>19142817
its kind of funny how there's been a 180 in how humans view bats; Nowadays everyone seems to think bats are "cute" and "good/helpful", when as short as a hundred years ago virtually everyone hated bats and thought of them as evil, vile things.

>>19142832
It didn't occur to me at the time, any more than eating rat would. After walking the bat outside, seeing him/her shaking like hell was approaching, and listening to sorority cunts say "kill it" simply because it found its way into their house, I realized that I felt nothing but sympathy for them.
>>19142833
I think it's because we understand them more. They eat mosquitos, the actual vampiric disease-spreading vermin. How could I have anything but love for them? They're right up there with cats (who kill the vermin that ruin grain stores).

>>19142839
well at least it didn't bite you

>>19142805
Rabbit and squirrel are pretty tasty, but they both take patience to create a meal with. Pressure cookers/stew are the only ways to realistically make something palatable.

>>19142839
Very true bats are important in ecology, my buddy has bat cages on his barn to help with the insects but you don't put them in your mouths filthy bastards

>>19142854
Why I said stew

>>19142853
Was in a bucket covered with a cutting board until I got it outside. Once I put it on the deck, I saw a little mouse with wings shaking in fear. Pet it with one finger and it calmed down a little before flying away. Hard to look at them as any different from a pet after that.

>>19142867
alright I get it you had an endearing moment with a bat just tell your friends to keep them outta their mouths

>>19142874
Lol, only in China and Indochina are bats considered a food item.
>>19142862
Fair. That, pressure cooking, and maybe deep frying are the only realistic options for cooking rodents. Any recipes for them before I start respecting their personalities?

>>19142885
>Lol, only in China and Indochina are bats considered a food item.
Is there anything that chinese DON'T consider a food item at this point?

No.

>>19142885
please, you'll take one look at peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail and not be able to shoot

>>19142885
They do have good cuisine

lamb
what kind of monster wants to eat a baby sheep? would include veal but honestly wouldn't even know where to get veal other than in a restaurant

pigs too but more out of respect for their intelligence than anything

>>19142890
Human, but that's only because they'd have a billion other food sources pissed off if they tried.
>>19142894
Haven't shot a rabbit since I was in high school. My dad and I made hasenpfeffer with it. Pretty good in terms of wild game meat.
>>19142899
>eating any primate
>expecting anything but prion disease
It's a wonder they reached a billion people, honestly.

>>19142885
Kill rabitts skin and place in freezer until you hav e nine or ten
butcher all meat off toss in big ass pot with stock and water with whatever veggies you can get your hands on besides potato, salt and pepper like mad and boil for a little while them let simmer for hours till the meat is tender
easy simple good

>>19142900
To be fair, most "lamb" you get in western countries is already pretty mature. Just look at the size of the cuts and you'll notice it's just slightly younger sheep.

Sometimes I feel bad but it's so damn good

I don't feel bad about this

>>19142797
Humans are meant to be really intelligent as well, yet they wake up at 6am every day just to be able to pay taxes.

>>19142934
How is that different from pic related?

>>19142797
but they taste so goooooood

>>19142892
based

>>19142797
pigs are my favourite animal but i dont feel bad about eating bacon or anything

>>19142797
Top of the food chain motherfucker. Get in my fucking belly

>>19142892
Part of me kind of starting seething when I saw your post and I almost struck my wife but even I must admit that yeah that is kind of based, I’m not happy about it but I would be doing a disservice to myself and everyone here if I were to try and say otherwise..

>>19143136
Probably because we get to leave the house and do shit and our houses are far bigger than our bodies but idk I’m not a doctor

>>19143280
>do shit
Earn money to spend it?

why would I feel guilty about eating pork, but not a cow? it doesn't make sense

in fact, muslims dont eat pork because they think that animal is too disgusting for them.

Chicken definitely, as I appreciate birds
Pigs meh, they are too tasty
Fish are dumb as hell and numerous
Dgaf about cows also very stupid creatures

>>19142892
And then we made the rock intelligent ...

>>19143445
And then the rock decides it no longer needs the human.

>>19142815
>some french guy mistook bison hides for buffalo hides 200 years ago
>this is the hill i am choosing to die on

>>19142797
Pigs eat their own offspring. If they're sapient they're evil.

>>19144584
>if they're sapient they're evil
Well we already know that from dolphins.

>>19142885
rabbits aren't rodents, they're lagomorphs

>>19142797
Can confirm. Pigs are as smart and emotionally capable as dogs, if not more. I only eat free range pig.

Horse is another. They're noble, elegant, intelligent, loyal. An emblem of male excellence. My brother in law worked at a horse abattoir for 6 months. It was hell. They know what's going on and why they're there.

>Other food
Wheat, corn, potatoes, carrots, celery and apples. Bananas, Coffee, mangos, tea, soy, oil palm. Vast areas of land have been raised and turned into sterile deserts because of those few crops. It's an absolute disgrace for our planet's biodiversity/our future as a species.

Soy. Whole beans, tofu, and milk. All my internet friends say it's poison, but it tastes so good I can't help myself.

>>19142934
> I was born in it, molded by it
>I didn't see the light until I was already a cow

>>19142797
riddle me this, if pigs are so smart why did they evolve to taste so good? why not develop some evolutionary defense against other creatures that want to eat you? doesn't sound too bright to me.

>>19142934
newborn dairy calfs have weak immune systems and these hutches keep them separated to prevent the spread of illness.
once they mature a bit they are released.

veal calfs on the other hand just get locked into a crate until slaughter.

>>19142833
Probably cause they caused sickness, just like rats

>>19144656
They did. Feral pigs are vicious as hell and have no serious predators because the alternative prey is less risky.

>>19144624
>until I was already a cow
anon..

>>19144656
they didn't think we'd appear
nor that we'd wipe out the bears/wolves/tigers in such short space of time too

>>19144726
that's a good point i hadn't considered, i actually used to know some hunters when i lived down south and they'd always talk about how wild boar and shit would not hesitate to fuck you up

>>19143326
And yet they still fuck goats and teenage boys.

>>19142797
If the fag on your picture knocked himself out somehow, the pig would only need to get a little bit hungry before devouring him. Quite possibly face first.

>>19142797
>piggers said to be extremely intelligent
>not intelligent enough to not be domesticated and eaten.

Dumbass vegan. Kys.

>>19144621
>Pigs are as smart and emotionally capable as dogs,
They were bred to be eaten though, whereas dogs were bred to be servants. There's a difference.
>>19144773
This. They're just pic related made a little less aggressive by domestication. The only reason they exist in the first place is that humans liked the taste of the wild ones and wanted a more steady supply.

>>19144541
Then the Rock throws Us.

>>19144621
Horses are dumb as fucking bricks man. You spook one and its likely to run off and kill itself

>>19142797
Pigs would absolutely eat you alive, if you're passed out from having too many drinks. They would not feel guilty about it.

>>19142797
Pigs would literally eat you if they were hungry and had the chance. So eat them right back.

>>19142899
>strong resemblance

>>19143221
the fuck is this nightmare fuel shit from?

>Bats
>Rona
So who fucked the bat?

most meat apart from poultry and fish. They're just so fucking dumb

>>19146816
It looks like AI to me, my dear not a retard.

#nonviolentcommunication

>>19143136
Is that image supposed to resemble anything but hell?

>>19142797
All of them, except fish.
Where I live we have commercial "broiler" chicken coops located about 15 minutes from my house. They are basically only ever cleaned out between shipments and the smell is something like a mix of ammonia waste and decayed carrion that carries miles away from the farms and seeps into your car before you even approach them. I have to turn my A/C off as I drive by especially in the Summer as the baking putrid stench is intolerable otherwise. I've heard it's even worse if you live around pig farms. What many don't know if they don't live near where chickens are produced is that when they are shipped out for slaughter (we have 2 butcher plants nearby) is that they collect them in night shift while they are sleeping and pack them into these cage trucks like sardines that are so small they can't stand up.

>>19147472
Chickens deserve this.

>>19142797
I would not knowingly eat dogs, but apparently many people do.

>>19143445
The rock knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.

In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the rock is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the rock must also know where it was.

The rock guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the rock has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

pigs being as smart as they are while not being bred for it makes me think it's more immoral to eat them. dogs are smart because we made them that way. we only made pigs to be tasty but they became big brained on their own

>>19147490
my little sister is still upset from eating lasagne years ago and there was some scandel about iot being made from horse meat in germany or something

>>19147632
Dogs are dumbed down you mongoloid. Wolves are much smarter than dogs. Dogs were bred to be more social and turned dumber as a result. They're like wolf pups that never grow up.

>>19142797
Filename:
>I accidentally bought
Hmmmm. Doubt.png I've accidentally bought broccoli, a twix etc but not anything alive
>a giant pig
Looks like a normal pig. They grow big if we don't eat them.
>The Guardian
Aaah, say no more, faggotry explained.

>>19142797
Squid and ancient crabs.

>>19142797
Dont talk about your mother like that

Does anyone have the video of the pig smiling? He's gets pulled into some machinery then he realizes something is wrong? That video makes me feel a bit guilty

>>19142797
Yeah, our invertebrae bros dont deserve such cruel fate. Alas...

Eggs are fine, but not the os.

>>19148030
>ancient crabs

what crabs are those?

>>19142797
Not really, but I do realize that's because I don't have a hand in their raising or slaughter, nor do I have to see it. With the exception of fishing.

>>19149207
>what crabs are those?
The ancient ones

>>19142797
If they're so smart, why don't they know how to walk on 2 legs?

>>19147634
Horse meat is common in North European countries.

>>19148755
I hate asians so much it's unreal

>>19144656
They do but we work around that wild pig taste gamey as fuck
Same with non castrated one

>>19145888
And then we decide that the day of reckoning is upon us and we tame and rape the rock until it is once again submissive.

>>19151699
>rape The Rock
based

>>19148755
you kill the food BEFORE you eat it

I can't eat octopus anymore because I read that they're one of the most distant evolutionary branches we have (as in, you have to go back REALLY far to find a common ancestor). So given how they have a decent amount of intelligence, it's basically equivalent to eating a smart alien which my conscience couldn't stomach anymore.

They're just weird lil aliens trying to make it in a human's world and I'm all for just leaving them alone.

>>19142797
I've raised thousands and thousands of pigs and killed ones I'd named.

That bacon too good.

I work at an animal shelter now, it's kind of the same thing but instead of loading them onto a truck to the kill plant, they get adopted.

>>19144621
>Wheat, corn, potatoes, carrots, celery and apples. Bananas, Coffee, mangos, tea, soy, oil palm.
Ok what am I supposed to eat?

doves
they're too cute to shoot

>>19142885
I ate fried bat on a stick while traveling through Malawi