/ck/ - Food & Cooking

being a catholic slav must be fucking weird

Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, miserere nobis

>>19141511
tthat's adorable

For me it's cake lambs.

>>19141511
Italian meringue

>>19141511
Freeze a stick of butter and grate it with a microplane (or the fine side of a box grater), then add that as wool.

>>19141563
This worked great!

>>19141653
Absolutely adorable, good work!

>>19141653
Looks fantastic, OP.

>>19141563
Based actual advice giver

>>19141541
Why are the eggs dyed with onion skins?

>>19141563
You can also push it through a sieve for a nice effect.

>>19141653

Happy Easter, OP :)

>>19141653
I like this thread

>>19141563
>>19141653
>good suggestion
>successfully implemented
>on /ck/

I'm going to cum on your butter lamb

>>19141890
count your last free hours, bucko

>>19141511
>>19141653
B L E S S E D
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B L E S S E D

>>19141924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSn-o77ROes

>>19141866
An Easter miracle.

>>19141563
>>19141653
>actually being good at food on /ck/

get out

You take away the sin of the world.

>>19141541
I had a boss that got "promoted" after fucking up big time (though it wasn't actually her fault but her signature was on the decision so she got blamed for political reasons) and at her going away party she baked a lamb cake. Obviously it was to make a comment about being a sacrificial lamb but I always wondered if lamb cakes were a thing or not.

>>19142073
https://youtu.be/mYUwOwXA6-o

you MUST draw a small snout with a toothpick that has a little cinnamon or nutmeg on the tip

>>19142099

>>19141653
>>19142106
are those peppercorn eyes?

>>19141653
WOW! So cute!

>>19141653

>>19142116
probably cloves

>>19141653
absolutely based
hallelujah

>>19141511
Butter Cram

>>19141653
sovl

>>19142116
Yes, black peppercorns.
Ive tried drawing a mouth with paprika before but it just ended up looking like lipstick

>>19142504
Yeah best not to overdo it and risk messing something up

>>19141653
based OP, well done.

>>19142504
I think I want to mouthkiss a slutty butter lamb wearing too much lipstick. You made me understand my purpose in life.

>>19141653

>>19142076
She got fired and went to her own party and supplied her own cake? Just for a jab? Weird shit.

>>19142625
She was kicked upstairs, as the Japs say.

>>19141563
>>19141653
A rare wholesome moment.

>>19142106
>>19141653
When are you going to fuck it?

>>19142628
I'm dense. So she got moved like a catholic priest? Did she really get the promotion? Is it a shittier job? Plz explain. My feeble mind isn't computing.

>>19141523
Who stabbed that lama with a little battle flag standard thing?

>>19142106
Did you cheat with the mouth. I do love your sheep so much.

Sorry … lamb

>>19141563
>>19141653
ah

>>19141511
God: dont make images of anything in the heavens or on the earth
Catholics: butter lamb

>>19141866
cute ukrainian

>>19141653

Hewwo

>>19143153
>>19141511
>>19141523

I am not familiar with this tradition. Can someone explain?

>>19141653
sovl

>>19143158
Google is your friend, spoon feeder.

>>19141653
but me in the wholesome screencap

>>19143163
I don't think gougle can tell me individual families' traditions and takes on this, while at least 3-4 people ITT alone can

>>19143177
Did you even try?

>>19143223
frankly I don't think we have that many Poles on here so I was wondering what's the go

>>19141653
blessed thread

>>19143223
Sometimes people ask a question they could just google as an opportunity to connect with other people you fucking autist

>>19141563
>>19141653
Let's practice some critical thinking here, chumps. Only ~28 minutes passed before OP replied to the suggestion. How do you freeze a stick of butter in such a short time?

>>19143426
and further, the initial shredded butter on the ass visible in the OP
>>19141511

i have some concerns

>>19143432
It doesn’t have to freeze all the way through. I don’t even freeze mine, just push it to the back of the fridge overnight. Just can’t be room temperature
The wool on the back is clearly a different cut than what ended up covering the lamb. Clearly OP attempted his own spin on the wool before realizing it wouldn’t work, then came to the handy helpers here to get some guidance. And then you show up, on Easter no less, and start asking all kinds of dangerous questions you fucking snake.

>>19143432
def not the same shredded butter on the ass. that just looks like random scraps used to patch up the rear end. the curly fine bits added later are clearly from a microplane

cold butter shreds okay, partially frozen shreds better and very frrozen even better. it's at least possible that regular very cold butter was used for the wool.

>>19143416
>connecting with "people" on anonymous bhutanese train ticket stamping forums
ngmi

lamb

>>19143548
do you preserve the lamb as a centerpiece or do you dig in and consume it on bread rolls and such?

confess to lamb

>>19143548
Is that shredded coconut?

>>19143559

>>19143552
in my family (lithuania) we just leave him on the counter for the cat to lick for a few days if he is not eaten outright. last year i made him into rolls

>>19143426
>He doesn't have a few frozen sticks of butter lying around
I will buy butter when it goes on sale and freeze it.

>>19141563
>>19141653
Buttered blessings upon you.

>>19141653
Very creative and festive. It's almost too amazing to eat. You get the rarest gold star.

>>19143571
shredded fontina

>>19143426
>doesn't store his butter in the freezer

>>19142994
She failed upwards

>>19141563
>>19141653
>20 minutes apart
cap

>>19143426
The lamb itself was 3 sticks of butter which I sculpted together when they were soft. The OP pic was done after setting both the early lamb and the fourth stick of butter in the freezer to set, since my first plan was to shave bits of frozen butter off with a paring knife which is what you see on the hindquarters of the the OP. I already had a stick which was mostly frozen.

>>19143717
?

>>19143717
>>19143749
I think anon is suspicious about the legitimacy of OP. How did he freeze butter in 20 minutes? Did he already have frozen butter? As zoomers say "pretty sussy baka" or something.

>>19142625
>>19142994
"Fuck up to move up" is a real thing especially in the government world, because after a person reaches a certain point in their career it's virtually impossible to fire them due to politics and the sheer amount of work and money it would take to go through the process. People that fuck up big time in their position often get "promoted" to a job that's higher paying but one that the person often does not actually want, usually a rubber room position that they can't really fuck up any worse.

The lady I was talking about was a Ranger or the boss of one of our field offices. Her signature was on a decision to not put out a lightning fire which ended up taking off and burning 400,000 acres of forest as well as several homes. Of course SHE didn't actually make the decision, the fire fighters did, but being the highest authority there she signed the paperwork. Fire never gets blamed for their poor decisions because it's bad optics. So she got blamed and promoted to the DC office.
That's not to say she was a good Ranger, she was a diversity hire and not well liked, but that particular incident was not her fault. But yeah the lamb cake thing was strange and the whole "party" was uncomfortable especially with her clearly unhappy speech she gave.

Literally the gayest thread on all of 4channel rn

>>19143843
I’m a flaming homosexual btw, so I would know

>>19143758
read the fuckin thread you sperg people who actually cook and use butter regularly particularly for baking keep several pounds of that shit on deck in the freezer.

>>19141653
That's a nice lamb right there. Happy Easter, anon

>>19141653
He is warm, Alhamdulillah.

Now make a stick of butter out of lamb

>>19141866
Christ is King

>>19141653
>>19142106
very nice, happy easter everyone

>>19141653
>/ck/ becoming successful and wholesome for Easter
I love this place

>>19142106
>>19141653
>>19141511
You inspired me to make my own OP, it was a big hit

>>19144840
Totes adorable

>>19144786
>Christ was risen
>A good /ck/ thread
Many such miracles....

>>19144840
That's a dog

>>19144879
Butter Dog, the dog is butter, butter dog!

>>19144840
butterpoodle

>>19144879
>>19144881
>>19144899
I forgot the ears and everyone thought it was a shelter LMAO

>>19143843
>>19143912
also I'm trans

They added a ribbon

>>19141653
>>19142106
>Mcdonalds bag right behind it
???

>>19141563
Your (you) anon...
beat me to it.

>>19141653
nice.

>>19145396
adorable

>>19141653
Also:
MUST RAPE.

>>19145396
He looks so distinguished!

>>19145468

>>19145505
I only "Rape" good looking foods, anon.
If you are OP, will delet.

>>19145505
Better?
Happy Easter, anon.

>>19145509
What about the other butter lambs? Not enough stamina?

>>19145516
Yeah... I'm spent...
Also, most of them weren't hot enough.
(lololol)

>>19145528
>only 14 results on paheal
Oh fucking hell I hate them for removing the Indian from the butter.

>>19145545
Well.. I shooped that one m'self.
I actually got B& once-(Thoise aren't fucking tits, Jannies; They are her KNEES.)

>>19144840
Looks like an afghan hound :)

>>19142106
>McDonald's bag
Wierd af he's actually one of us even.

>>19145555
>checked
Obligatory:

>>19143834
That happens in the auto industry too because unions

>>19141518
It must feel like being an honorary south German, like how Slovenes larp as Austrians.

>>19145560

>>19145585
An classic.
>OH SHIT! That's not the vietnam flashback one...
New OC?

>>19145598
I prefer the rising cupcake one tho

>>19145598
Is that your pup? What is his name?

>>19141653
>OP actually listens
BASED

>>19142106
>>19141653
You could make the mouth with saffron (expensive but comon its easter and not that much for 2 of them)

>>19145611
you can't just buy two saffron stamens anon you gotta buy a whole packet for $30

>>19145623
Just steal them

>>19145604
Was...
He's LONG gone.
R.I.P. Nick

>>19143426
>How do you freeze a stick of butter in such a short time?
by taking it out of the fridge and putting it into the freezer?

>>19145436
So, you could probably get behind that and, uh...

>>19145805
It's on display in a refrigerated glass case...but, yeah. If you were an exhibitionist and hot blooded enough.
Not sure if it's life-size or not...
>checking...
Yep, you're G2G.

>>19145805
…cram it?

alright OP what happened. did you eat him or does he live another day

>>19142086
Based fellow LC-Mess anon.

>>19143583
How did the cat-rolls turn out ?

>>19144840
BUTTER DOG
DOG WITH THE BUTTER ON HIM

>>19141653
In 29 minutes you were able to freeze a stick of butter, then grate it and finish your lamb? How quickly does butter freeze?

>>19141511
Great job OP and grater anon. I have a question, tho. Do people just put these out cold and unspreadable? If they soften won't they melt? Where did this originate? Europe or some fat dairy land American stuff?

>>19143834
Ah, yeah, I knew gov jobs or country or w.e state fed bologna are super hard to fire folks. Shit ton of documentation and what not, even for a fucking new hire, but I hadn't really heard much promoting of people. Cool. Thanks for the response! It seems lazy shits, inept people, or just devious assholes seem to get ahead in life. Wish I had the stomach to be one, lol.

>>19148111
>The butter lamb, also known as a buttered lamb, is a traditional butter sculpture accompanying the Easter meal for many Russian, Slovenian and Polish Catholics. ... Also, every year during Holy Week, the county executive of Erie County, New York (which has Buffalo as its capital city) satirically gives a "pardon" to a butter lamb.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_lamb

>>19141653
True /ck/ moment frfr

>>19141653
There is still joy in the world

>>19148131
Yep fools are rewarded for being shitty employees it seems, if you make it into permanent employee status you are golden unless you rape someone or fail a drug test and even then there's loopholes. I'm starting to get to that lazy asshole status because it gets depressing seeing retards succeed, when it's not outdoor work season I probably do 2-3 hours of work a day if that, but I'm still well liked and considered a good employee in general because I actually answer my phone and respond to emails unlike a lot of people in leadership. Sad!

>>19141563
>>19141653
FUCKING BASED

>>19147012
>LC-Mess
what did he mean by this