/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just man up, it's all in your head

>>19131195
lol fucking owned

more shramps for me

>>19131195
i'm honestly so sorry, i love shrimp. suddenly developing a food allergy would greatly distress me

>>19131195
If it's a real allergy you'll start to hate and fear shrimp

>>19131204
fpbp
Eat more shrimp OP.

>>19131195
I have the same thing, I still eat shrimp anyways I just stop when it gets hard to breath and then I stop. There are these to-go boxes of fresh shrimp (comes with tartar sauce and a lemon) at my local grocery store for 5$ and it's like the perfect amount of shrimp before it gets too uncomfortable.
It does still suck cause when I was a kid I'd eat entire platters of the fuckers, went on a cruise one time, ate so much shrimp it was unreal.

>>19131195
Sorry about your crustacean situation, OP.
Question for /ck/. If you suddenly developed a food allergy, what would be worse?
Dairy, Eggs, Shellfish, Peanuts, Tree Nuts, or Gluten?
I have to say eggs. I have been eating six eggs a day for the last 15 years.

>>19131195
eat prawns instead

>>19131893
I'd go with tree nuts, losing pesto would be sad but it has the least impact out of all of those choices

>>19131195
Animefags BTFO by crustaceans

>>19131195
Not all shrimp are the same. You're allergic to something in the shrimp or the shellfish, and the last batch of shrimp you had was worse than usual.

Allergies are already to stupidest biological mechanism we have, but developing an allergy as you age goes into the negatives. Your body has already had years to understand that this thing is safe to eat, but then gradually decides to kill you if you eat it. What is responsible for allergies, I'm going to get it surgically removed.

>>19132278
>What is responsible for allergies
It's basically the immune system having autism.

>>19131195
Be sure to remove all the exoskeleton and devein them, most crustacean allergies are caused by the exoskeleton.

You can try a prophylactic antihistamine before you eat prawns, maybe have a ventolin puffer and epipen nearby too if the allergy gets worse

Did you take the vax, anon?

>>19132932
id he says no that means getting the vax prevents allergies

You WILL no longer eat the sea bugs

>>19131893
Nothing because I would dose up everyday to counter the allergy.

>>19131195
Should've deveined them first.

>>19131679
You're going to die one day lol

>>19134103
Nice prediction, Nostradamus.

>>19132278
https://www.cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/concerns/adjuvants.html

>>19131195
That's great, sea bugs are disgusting
I refuse to each shr*mp

>>19131893
dairy

Shrimps are very rich.

>late 20s
>always had white bread
>lately feel like shit and shit out sludge next day after eating white bread
>try other breads(seed, rice, black)
>feel good
>ask doc
>"you might've developed allergy to gluten"
>still eat cheap ass spaghetti and noodles with obvious gluten content
>feel ok and shit normal
Explain that.

>>19132950
which would mean of course that the vax suppresses the immune system. /pol/ is always right.

>>19134677
>Explain that.
If you're in Canada or the US, it could be a government mandated additive to flour, or it could be that particular flour had a higher than usual concentration of roundup residue because some farmers keep using that shit off label for desiccation and nobody ever tested for that.

>>19131195
Sorry to hear that

>>19134698
>If you're in Canada or the US, it could be a government mandated additive to flour
Yuro. Wouldn't the additive be also present in the flour used on the spaghetti in that case?

>>19134562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY-FJvRqK0E

>>19131195
>>19135663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJIkBSaGiG0

Actually the English version fits the theme of the thread better. OP, it's alright that you're a faggot that can't eat shrimp anymore due to your allergy. It's OK to be a genetic defect, that means you're special :^)

>>19131893
My brother was diagnosed with celiac 13 years ago, any amount of gluten made him violently ill and screaming in agony. To this day if he accidentally gets any it's the equivalent of a kidney stone for a good 12-16 hours. We all took a blood test. My other brother and I carry a gene for it that isn't active but can be passed on or theoretically become active at some point. Two years ago my other brother started developing an insensitivity to it but it has gotten worse, to the point he won't fuck with gluten anymore. A few years ago my youngest brother just switched to keto and that looks miserable too. Luckily I'm the oldest so I probably have dodged it ever rearing it's head but still, never eating wheat or rye or drinking beer again would fuck me up big time. On that note, not eating shellfish would fuck me up too, I'm sorry OP.

>>19135714
>my youngest brother just switched to keto and that looks miserable too
I’ve dabbled with it a little. You get used to it and stop craving shit after a while, if your diet is structured properly such that your body is able to work with what you’re giving it.

>>19134562
>>19135663
>>19135701
I don’t get why “shrimps are very rich” is a lyrics. Aren’t they the opposite of that; very lean?

>>19131195
don't worry, bro. you can eat all the land bugs you want instead. they'll be easily accessible and cheap pretty soon

>>19135821
Umm sweaty people with shrimp allergies are allergic to shit like crickets too

That’s great because it probably means they’ll never be able to do widespread sneaking of bugs into food; it needs to be on allergy MAY CONTAIN warnings

>>19131195
there's cheap OTC medication that lets you literally just ignore your allergies for a couple of hours

>>19135890
so its not a shrimp allergy then. also proves that shrimp are just water bugs

>>19135994
Yes. People often get such allergies due to exposure, notably cockroach infestations. If there are bug parts in the environment, it trains your immune system to recognize it as a problem. People are known to get that allergy in labs that raise bugs if they wear inadequate PPE as well.

>>19131195
you're jsut not a shrimp guy

Can you take antihistamines?