/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm not posting anything until I get a full explanation of whatever the hell I just watched.

>>19123446
Italian restaurant
It's risotto

>>19123438

>>19124005
>do brown people really
yes, yes they do

>>19123438
if you didn't name this thread somethting stupid itt'd take off

>>19123438

>>19124852
Call a Black Nigger a Black Nigger. Not brown.

>>19123438

>>19125930
That looks like an inefficient and dirty way to cook an egg.

>>19123438
God, I hate people so much.

>>19125969
I understand wanting to keep the shell hole for storing water but they probably should have moved on to flat rock technology from filthy sand by now.
Their culture is just as good and important as mine, though.

>>19123438
Just-a like-a mama used to make

>>19123458
why did they fuck each other offcam

>>19126083
Is there something special about that pasta, or why are they watching a man eat it with such baffled expressions?

Anyone have the mexican one?
The one where they put chips in a bowl along with all kinds of shit including soda

>>19126627
i always assumed that from that webm. is it true? its the most innocent webm but the homoerotic undertones nearly make it unwatchable

>>19127099
it's just a recurrent meme on here they are just brothers

ahhhh

>>19126627
That's Apu not Pepe.

Reviving this shit thread

>>19129132
How many days has he used that water for breakfast eggs?

>>19126853
>people

>>19123446
Inspired by Roman emperor Domitian, Don Vincenzo serves up hot cement to his enemies who are held at gunpoint in his restaurant in Palermo.

>>19126071
the sand seasons the egg and provides texture

Anyone that asks, "how does he get out?" Should castrate themselves.

Nigga, why would this mf WANT to get out of there? The king is in his castle and zoomers can think about is how's he gonna get out.

>>19126627
>see two men doing anything together
>see them smiling at each other
>immediately assume they're gay and that they're pounding each other as soon as the cam turns off

Why are westerners like this?

>>19129364
italians are strange

>>19129321
how does he get out?

>>19129364
If that's not a tranny I'll cut my own fucking balls up.

>>19129145
>He
>>19129384
He has to eat all the eggs

>>19129384
the same way he got in

>>19129427
>cut my own fucking balls up
That's an evocative choice of preposition.

>>19123458
>>19124005
LOL

>>19129329
they're closeted homosexuals

>>19129427
that's a woman. now, please post pics and videos of you castrating yourself

>>19129439
Cut my balls into pieces

>>19123733
This
>>19123446
It's a famous Italian restaurant that serve stuff like a "builder" the restaurant is Called "Ciabot" I never been there but they say it's pretty mid cooking, it's a funny place because they serve stuff in a cement mixer or on a spade and do snarky or funny comments while serving stuff.

>>19126853
Idk the story behind that scene, but it's from a Famous Italian TV show where they invite "special people(not retards just degenerates)" and laugh about them.

>>19126853
It's from some freakshow that just showed hot chicks are terrible people for entertainment. Only a fucking idiot would claim we ever progressed past the gladiator fights and putting the Elephant Man in a cage.

>>19129427
Better get your knife nice and sharp

>>19129145
>he
Anon I....

>>19129418
So that's what a sharp knife looks like.

>>19129132
Kay WHY

>>19129725
>hot chicks are terrible people
While this is generally also true, I did mean to type "AND terrible people"

>>19127267
It's not a meme. I just watched it for the first time and within 3 frames of the 2nd guy coming in you know they are both gay.

They are just good bros.

>>19125930

I don't understand why they would do that over just cooking it in the shell. Surely no one enjoys dirt and rocks in their scrambled eggs as appose to just a large hardboiled egg.

>>19129384

He's not stuck in there with eggs. Eggs are stuck inside with him.

>>19126083
>average /ck/ poster hanging out with normies

>>19129799
They probably want to use the shell as a container or they might just like the taste of dirt

>>19129808

Bet this dude's teeth are pristine. Imagine how much work that sand is doing.

>>19129771
That's not kay's stove. Sauce?

>>19126071
>flat rock technology

>>19129842
classic

>>19129817
In the past bits of stone would get into flour from stone mills. It would erode people's teeth

>>19129790
>kissing motion
>jewelry
>aprons
>entire production is style over substance

>>19129799
You know these things eat actual dirt on its own right?

>>19129819
I thought the egg webm was her. Why are there so many food youtubers like this?

>>19129874
The poached egg webm is, as is the lasagne webm I just posted and webm related.
However >>19129771 webm is not Kay, sauce?

>>19124005
This one is as cursed as it gets.

>>19125969
It >>19129427
She is just british, most likely welsh.

>>19129384
Out?

>>19129930
She might as well have "Sheffield" stamped on her forehead.

>>19125969
>>19129808
>>19129799
Just look at the demographics of their neighborhood. Socio-economic factors probably stole their frying pan.

>>19129817
>Bet this dude's teeth are pristine. Imagine how much work that sand is doing.
The people who eat like this every day probably have very bad teeth, if they even have any left. That old guy looked like he had no teeth. Imagine taking 80 grit sandpaper to your own teeth.

>>19129415
>cookies and cream...roll-ups
Was not expecting that twist

>>19129742
was waiting for the watermark

>>19124005
Where's dey seasoning?

>>19129110
kys NAFOtranny and fuck your newspeak

>>19129990
lol

>>19130037
>they act like someone manually shovels the slop into the mold to make each candy bar in some bright white studio lab
lol

>>19129775
when did women become such horrilbe people?

If she has fake nails, she can't cook.

>>19130433
Imagine the type of person that this content is made for.

>>19130136
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

>>19130464
The future.

>>19130433
>mmmh yes dog spit in my noodles

>>19130458
most people. most.

>>19130458
its not made for anyone, its made solely to get views and spread through people getting mad at it or taking it at face value

>>19130490
I was all set to call you some mohammedan third worlder until she let the dog drink from the glass, then poured it into the food. What is wrong with people?

>>19129415
These videos, I get the appeal but man the texture of rolled ice cream must suck cock

>>19130555
I tried some before and it's really not noticeable unless you bite straight in like a madman. It melts easily.

>>19129132
is this supposed to be a poached egg? my god kay...

>>19129384
he takes the eggxit

Why cant you people just post good food. Whys it always gotta be some goofy shit

>>19130632
why dont YOU do it, huh?

>>19130458
>>19130490
>not noticing the paper that comes with the pans was cooked with the food

>>19130632
Is this more to your liking your majesty.

>>19129894

>>19129427
lets see those nuts boi

>>19130632
If you just want bland food porn there's a million places for it, there's not much point reencoding a dozen anodyne videos off instagram. Also I have to question your reasoning if you're thinking
>I want to see high quality food prepared by professional, stable, and accomplished people
and come here.

>>19130732
I come here for weird webms, like that one where they bake bread inside an oven that the cook has to lean down to put it in and take it out. And Kay and Jack webms.
But I really hate the new shitty clickbait stuff that's been posted recently. It's not funny, it's not sad, it's not interesting. It's just garbage in every way. And the issue is that there's so fucking many of them that even if I filter them, there will always be new ones.

>>19130732
I want to see high quality food prepared by autist savants who aren't doing bullshit for appearances and social credits.

>>19130766
Yeah, the problem is the tidal wave of tiktok ragebait currently occurring is already edited down to short form and easy to repost in thirty seconds.

>>19130433
>the paper sticker is still on the bottom of the pan
>dog saliva from the bacon crumb hand
>dog saliva in the tapwater
>white woman

>>19129329
No there is a definite gay energy from that video.

>>19127084
Where's my mexican sloppy meal?

>>19130992
I wanna nuke that thing in the middle to fight superstition. At least they made targeting it easier with the design.

>>19129790
the short one with the eyebrows really really pisses me off for some reason

>>19129790
Why are they cooking them in burned olive oil?

>>19130639
the balding twink is an accursed creature, its no wonder he has to be so meticulous with his pizza to retain a sense of control over his life

>>19130892
what is it with these people and cooking on the floor

>>19130910
>Charlie you don't have to eat the beak

>>19130932
Using a shotgun to kill one tiny bird seems to wasteful to me when air rifle pellets are cheap as dirt and do the job just fine.
Maybe that guy lives in a place where ammo costs a lot less.

>>19130433
One is instinctively aware

>>19131264
the heat of the ratshot cooks the bird

>>19131274
would

>>19131274
astrolopithicus

>>19126071
>>19129799
They have metal pots in the hut behind. They're mocking the guy

>>19129600
Kek

>>19131264
2 3/4 inch bird shot is $3.99 for a box of 25 which comes to about $0.16 a shell.

>>19131264
arent you supposed to not wear any kind of jewelry when operating machinery it can get caught in and flay your skin

>>19130977
This the secret kebabers don't want you to know: the cone grows.
The meat cone is eternal.

>>19124005
Are the taco shells supposed to be a garnish?

>>19131274
what is this from?

>>19132042
The wild, you shouldn't feed strays or their numbers will increase out of control.

>>19129725
she's going to lose one of her fingers one day

>>19130433
so glad im gay

>>19131264
it's not like he's going for precision over speed, I don't understand why you wouldn't just wear chainmail and save yourself from an incident

>>19125930
>animal planet

>>19129364
Brogan bros... we lost

>>19129771
sploosh, oil goes everywhere. Fucking retard.
You can see the exact moment their brain short-circuited and they held it there before dropping it as hard as adidas dropped kanye

>>19129790
aren't these the dumbasses who make that carb sandwich in the webm posted here all the time?

>>19126083
I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this video, and can't guess, and don't want to know.

>>19130433
>>wears ripped jeans
obviously a retard

>>19131264
Birdshot is called birdshot for a reason

>>19130433
I hate women

>>19130773
Why would footage of that exist?

I feel bad when I see webms of people doing really trashy stuff with meat. Having actually cleaned a freshly slaughtered chicken, it seems insulting to every party involved.

>>19130433
Finally, a worthy opponent for Ja/ck/.

>>19123438
this is like the white equivalent of that one where the indians eat with their bare hands and the guy brings them some brown thing

>>19129742
i love the slow zoom by the camera man

>>19131264
i don't get why he has the guard so high up on that saw. he's not cutting up multiple birds stacked on top of each other

>>19131257
Just you wait, the moment they invent table, they will become a world superpower.

>>19132439
Not me, I love women

>>19132334
There is nothing wrong with combining carbs.

>>19129321
Oh my Fauci!! How out of egg fort does get he???

>>19132743
we are not talking about garlic bread and pasta

>>19132957
What do you think is going to happen, some sort of carb fusion bomb?

>>19129799
anon see this is what they mean when they say you guys don't season your food. no rocks, no dirt. shameful

>>19126083
>wealthy elite trying to appease their pig overlord before telling him that bond got away again.

>>19132563
To be helpful and informative.

>>19130433

>>19129853
Whatever that is, it looks delicious

>>19132352
What an interesting way of telling us all that you don't actually hunt or read the whole post before replying.

>>19132978
no, but if you make a chip butty sandwich, somewhere on Earth a ketard explodes.

>>19130892
Looks like taffy but weird

>>19131264
That looks like a fine way to accidentally lend your own body parts to the meat pile.

>>19133212
You are not bringing both a shotgun and an air rifle to hunt fowl. Because you know that not every bird is gonna be sitting the open for you to snipe with your air rifle, you are only gonna bring the shotgun. This whole conversation is stupid.

>>19129427
Alright pay up, that's the deal. Although I'll accept if you instead do a vasectomy.

>>19129771
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

>>19126071
>>19129799
The whole village is watching them in disbelief, they're clearly humoring the guy.

>>19133061
Retarded.

>>19131264
he's a japanese youtuber, I think it has to do with legislation.

Are all webm threads like this? These are all gross.

>>19131192
rebuilding it after it gets destroyed is basically part of the religion

>>19133513
>>19131609
nice try mbeke, but maybe instead of posting, you should defend against the child soldiers

>>19129725
she is really cute but i would only pump and dump, asians are terrible parents

>>19133615
Your art students project didn't exactly fill me with joy for cooking either.

>>19132287
Based Peter Chung enthusiast

>>19130997
>gathered by barefoot "volunteers"
>hand mixed by 4-5 sweaty brown men going shoulder deep
fuck me

>>19123438
So this is that classy italian cuisine I've heard so much about.

>>19124005
So funny and quirky XD

>>19133615
Yeah, this is pretty much rock bottom. Just look at >>19133725.

These guys (they're guys) claim with a straight face that salads and soups require advanced cooking skills. Which is nonsense. You just have to stop being lazy.

>>19134020
It's got New Jersey printed all over the webm. Based retard.

>>19134074
vile

>>19126083
Why is there a woman in a tube?

>>19133615
Where are the heckin doggos???

>>19134066
Slapping around ingredients in an artistic way isn't cooking. It's art, aesthetic, but not practical.
I find his webm gross. It's like watching a art major paint a house. They faggot about, taking weeks to do what a tradesman could do in an hour, use fucked up colours make it gay as fuck and on top of that doesn't achieve what painting a house is meant to achieve (provide whether protection).
Rock bottom is the webm he posted in comparison to every other webm in this thread.

>>19134194
Did you even watch his whole webm? It’s a shitpost. There’s meme footage intercut with all the faggotry. Whether or not you actually find that funny is another question but you’re taking it too seriously.

>>19130013
>newspeak
fuck off newfag

>>19134233
Yes, it's no different from >>19130433

>>19133213
The downside being?

>>19126083
I have seen this clip a hundred times but only now i notice there are people in aquariums on the background. What a complex scene.
Does anyone have some /ck/ino webms besides It's Just A Grilled Cheese, Favreau?

>>19134311
like this?

>>19129415
I worked on this station during two festivals. Very easy to learn the movements, speed comes after the 2-3 tries. Hella fun and it was a "mix your ownx type of thing. In the evening we did abominable creations for ourself like coconut cream with pickles and tabasco

>>19129753
tfw you take on a second shift at prep to chill for easy money and cut 40 kilo of veg with your eyes closed just to have them rest

>>19134330
No, like God of Cooking, Midnight Diner, Big Night

>>19134275
I think you need to work on your media literacy anon.

>>19132178
ignore all the body and eye movements and you'll see her hands and fingers are just right

>>19130433
Stopped at the fucking aluminum pan

>>19129364
>Psych
I hate how zoomers pretend to know millennial slang and then butcher it.

it's "sike"

>>19124005

What a waste of a good steak!

>>19129894
a hammy booorgor

>>19130992
lel all those indians can easily afford 3 meals a day but they're so cheap they go for free meals to save a buck.0pnmpj

>>19133182
Mahi?

>>19130910
>jump cut to the chicken's head sticking out of the top of the bun
I don't think I've laughed that hard for a long while

>>19133615
Rubenesque.

Does anyone have that webm of the dumb bitch trying to cut a carrot lengthwise?

>>19133615
These threads are usually the /ck/ equivalent of a /b/ or /gif/ gore thread

>>19135078
>>19129742

>>19135271
lesson of the story:
>marry rich

>>19123458
that's gayer than hardcore gay porn

>>19134876
what the fuck is the point of this without the sound?

>>19131005
prety neat

>>19134876
>dinner 10 fucking 35 pm
explain, NOW.

>>19123438
>General

>>19129725
nakadashi

>>19134074

$50 Mac N Cheese

>>19129819
Don't you recognize Jack's clumsy styling?

>>19123438

>>19135525
do places like this just throw out a shitload of food every day?
like, not all your bagels or whatever are going to be eaten

>>19135518
Jack who?

>>19135279
you can cook "omelettes" in ziplock bags but why a fucking glove? do they enjoy peeling a condom off their food?

>>19135534
yes

>>19135561
Jack Meholf

>>19135572
my guess would be some halloween theme shit

>>19135279
I too like eating food with chemicals leeched into it

>>19123438
Can someone post the webm with the chocolate dogs doing the dirty deed?

>>19129775
Source? My god...

>>19134860
Would

>>19133927
>go through all that trouble of remolding the chocolate just to put that shit on a premade cookie
fuckin' gay

>>19134920

>>19129149
Deserves at least 1 (you)

>>19135534
yes

>>19135525
Looks like it should be at most 15 dollars. Powdered eggs? No thanks

>>19135683
You think it's not going to be too bad and it just gets worse and worse

>>19125930
>niggers can't cook or invent the fuckin wheel
>volume XIV
Think is what you get from evolving in a stable environment full of easy prey and forage. Retardation, but maybe, cleverness. Clearly it works, they still exist. Meanwhile, Europeans and Asians had to struggle against winter every year.

Who is more evolved?

>>19135703
>full of easy prey and forage
the entire reason africa is the way it is is because the sahara dried up thousands of years ago.
because you cannot grow food there reliably.
since then, there has never been reliable growth seasons, and therefore there has never been food abundance, and therefore there has never been abundance in general.

if you are expending your effort every day foraging and hunting just to survive, you have no time to specialize your population because you simply cannot produce enough food.

>>19130464
Will Smith, duh.

>>19130631
Brilliant.

>>19130892
This is the most retarded looking way to make taffy ice ever seen. Looks good tho.

>>19135525
>negro hands

Not a good buffet if they let these things in

>>19135756
>fucking goop all over everything
>no refrigeration of wet ingredients
>filthy bastard gets the goop on his hands and transfers it around to other items

These monkeys are fucking disgusting.
The raj should have depopulated the fucking place and turned them all into slaves, and killed the women and children. And these monkeys have nukes apparently.
There is no god, or she's a sadist with a sick sense of humour.

>>19133061
They made Cornelius Sanders Japanese?

>>19135771
>There is no god, or she's a sadist with a sick sense of humour.
god wound the watch and left it on the shelf. it ticks without interference.

>>19134342
What kind of festivals?

>>19134814
Why didn't this dumb mother fucker not just shove the sticks in the hole? Also where do you get a hotdog that big? Is it just a bologna? Is bologna just big hotdog?

>>19135708
>there has never been food abundance, and therefore there has never been abundance in general
are you fucking stupid?

>>19130932
decent fucking living. good for him.

>>19135797
>Is it just a bologna?
yes
>Is bologna just big hotdog?
no
also im not american so i have no idea how that word is pronounced and trying to make it up makes that food sound retarded.
help

>>19135818
no, i'm right.

>>19135876
>because you cannot grow food there reliably.
you can farm animals and almost exclusively survive off the meat. crops are not really needed if you have meat
>and therefore there has never been abundance in general.
absolute retardation, this nigga never heard of Mansa Musa.

>>19135771
They were supposed to be one of the most prominent old world civilizations
I wonder what led to their downfall from grace

CK THREAD MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

>>19135468
I have dinner at 11:30 usually

>>19135534
Used to work in one of these, usually 15kg or so goes into the trash daily, up 70 in full blast days

>>19134876
STOP BITING YOUR SPOON YOU FUCKING RETARD AND NEVER MAKE POINTLESS VIDEOS LIKE THIS AGAIN
Someone needs to start serial killing these egotistical shitheads. Make them think twice about being so visible.

>>19132059
>cooking burritos into a casserole
These burtitos are having an identity crisis.

>>19134876
>that shit
>full english
>his fluoride stare
stopped watching there
disgusting

>>19132592
I feel the same way. No sense of humour about it at all. Some poor animal died for an idiot to make a stupid joke video.

>>19136448
It doesn't take an entire animal to make slice of meat. Much more than that gets thrown out every week just because nobody bought it in time.

>>19134876
at least he makes use of those giant horse teeth

>>19135897
What are the animals going to eat, genius?

>>19136459
>Much more than that gets thrown out every week just because nobody bought it in time.
I find that fucking tragic too.

>>19135708
All warm areas are specifically known for being lazy and having no foresight exactly because food was so abundant and easily come by.

>>19130037
That's some grainy garbage

>>19134013
That's elbow deep, do your anatomy reps
And it's only while they are washing the stuff, it's rinsed after and then cooked. Do you think your food comes to you completely unmolested?

>>19135756
How wildly appetizing

>>19129384
It would be extremely painful

>>19125930
It is the shitiest way to cook an egg I've seen.
At least take a big rock to put upon the fire and put the egg on it. FFS they can't invent the wheel or discover Madagascar.

>>19125969
seems like if you have residual ash/smouldering remains of a fire and one big egg that is what you do

one false move and you have egg slop and dirt slurry though, very primitive

>>19129775
>that webm
no wonder women rule the world

>>19130433
>The dog
YJK

>>19130544

Licking the hand she kept using to put food in didn't bother you? Didn't notice or are you a bigger faggot than chinks boiling dogs alive?

>>19131264
>using a multi-purpose tool for one of its many uses seems wasteful
>better go buy a a brand new specialized tool for one purpose
Are you retarded?

>>19132287
Fucking sick.

>>19123438
So what exactly is the dish?

>>19135708
no it isn't retard.

if you lived in a place with winter, you need to think ahead at least 1 year because you cant get any food during winter so to survive you must store food.

it's why high IQ people live in northern climate, because retards die off.

>>19137021
Hmm i think this is cute but i cannot be certain

>>19135756
There's literally a cigarette butt in there

>>19135279
mmm yummy talc powder and latex in my food
>>19135771
I misread that as "fucking poop all over everything"

>>19136943
>>19136956
>>19136963
>>19136968
>>19136984
>>19136998
>>19137008
Do they really?

>>19135771
Are you stupid? If your body is able to withstand more germs it gets stronger. The idea that were supposed to be the super duper clean beings is how people get too sick. Hygiene is important, but you shouldn't be taking bleach baths.

>>19137021
My dog would've finished those pizzas in mere minutes

>>19137216
Bleach bathes is at the extreme from this

>>19130433
there is absolutely no fucking way that this is not a joke

>>19137216
that's not how sanitation works

>>19130433
Yeah just waste shitloads of food so you can get attention on tik tok you dumb bitch

>>19136794
for you

>>19134860
Doesn't look too bad but where is the tomato sauce?

>>19135771
You have to be 18 to post here

>>19136998
Ahhh I love this shit

>>19134074
im so jaded to /ck/ webms, i honestly thought they were just gonna dump the cheese sauce directly on the unopened lobster tails

>>19134876
i hate the ramen hair
8/10 punchable face

>>19131264
Looks dangerous. And also looks like it should be automated instead.

>>19134876
I really don't trust people with dark eyes and I grew up around people with dark eyes who I trusted and still trust to this day.

>>19134860
No complains here
This is actually creative and may taste good
It's not the same as throwing a bunch of shit together like those stupid icecreams

>>19134777
that's the end of the webm geniustranny

>>19137589
This bitch eats kale in a bowl 30 days a month and pretends she eats that amount of sugar every fucking day

>>19126627
They're brothers, kill yourself faggot

>>19135561
fake & gay.

>>19132592
you should kill yourself.

>>19136459
Yes, food is already getting thrown out in sad quantities and isn't even given to the homeless. And despite this, people will buy food to mush it into nothing for a video and throw it out.

At least obese people eat all the food they get.

>>19137666
Why do you have to go around spoiling everyone's fun?
>666
Never mind.

>>19137775
That's because they put locks and guards on the dumpsters food waste goes into.

>>19136500
Well, that steak was bought in time and used for entertainment instead of maggot nest.

>>19137837
Yes because they have no intention of giving out the food for legal reasons.

>>19137589
only the deserts and fries looked well made

>>19134251
>ITS APU NOT PEPE
>DO NOT ASSOCIATE OUR "ANTINAZI" ORG WITH PEPE, A VERY NAZI MEME
end yourself

>>19137593
>>19130013
>using "tranny" as a demeanor
trying to hard to fit in tbhfamalam

>>19131634
cries in canadian