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Imagine eating this good.

>> No.19104654

daily sloppa

>> No.19104714
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19104714

>>19104645
literally you fr

>> No.19104746

>>19104645
okay but where's the meat

>> No.19104749

>>19104654
Shut the fuck up nobody says that you autistic retarded faggot

>> No.19104756

>>19104749
you are a tranny. your punishment is eating a bowl of OP's sloppy shit with spirals

>> No.19104763

>>19104756
Faggot schizophrenic retard

>> No.19104772
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>>19104645
I hope it tasted better than it looks

>> No.19104778

>>19104763
little baby are you finished your booboo tantrum?

>> No.19104781

>>19104778
Fag

>> No.19104792
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19104792

OP

>> No.19104795

>>19104781
nothing you can do about it except seethe tbqh

>> No.19104806

>>19104795
Okay fag. Just saying you're an idiot saying a word that nobody says.

>> No.19104809

If you are gonna post your dollar store meals every day, at least crack some black pepper on top you fucking mouth breather

>> No.19104815

>>19104772
Corn starch wtf?! I'm impressed she could swallow that much though

>> No.19104818

>>19104806
I'll say daily sloppa daily just to set off your tard rage. what are you gonna do, get more mad about it?

>> No.19104823

>>19104792
The fact that the model was IRL too lazy to properly shave his fake bald spot adds an interesting layer to this image.

>> No.19104838
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19104838

why drink your milk from a mason jar.

It's a pain in the ass to clean, unless you're putting in the dish washer later

>> No.19104842
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>>19104815
corn starch has essential vitamins and minerals

>> No.19104843

>>19104818
Okay make yourself sound like a schizophrenic idiot spouting nonsense. Not my problem.

>> No.19104849
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>>19104838
Normal jars take two seconds with a sponge, this one is even easier because my whole hand can get inside with the sponge.

>> No.19104852

>>19104843
too bad if it is a problem for you because there's nothing you can do about it. wakka wakka bazinga do the bartman

>> No.19104878

>>19104645
peak fucking poorfag slop, absolutely delicious. I can taste the meat in my mouth as I type this.

>> No.19104894
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19104894

r8 muh breakfast

>> No.19105534

>>19104645
Based. I too drink milk with meals containing tomato sauce.

>> No.19105547

>>19104645
That looks like almost 1k calories

>> No.19105550

>>19104878
>I can taste the meat in my mouth as I type this
I bet you can sissyboy

>> No.19105879

>>19104645
Kinographic my friend. Looks immaculate. 10/10. Say no more. I am invested.

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>>19104645
im eatin good too fren

>> No.19105974

You always drink milk with your meals, youre gay dude.

>> No.19105984

>>19105921
nice toenails nigga
ZESTY

>> No.19106023

>>19105921
dude got them old man toenails

>> No.19106031

>>19104645
Yum. Good texture. Good ratio. Fuck yeah OP

>> No.19106046
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19106046

dinner thread? I made this. Tasty as hell

>> No.19106064

>>19105921
>front facing feet
absolutely disgusting

>> No.19106081

>>19104645
Way too much sauce but I appreciate the wholesome milk which I also drank for dinner as a child

>> No.19106083

>>19104645
Looks good but it needs cheese.

>> No.19106085

>>19104749
he did

>> No.19106086

>>19104772
this nigga making oobleck

>> No.19106177

>>19106046
what's the sauce on there?

>> No.19106235

>>19106177
concrete mix, looks like

>> No.19106238

daily sloppa

>> No.19106979

>>19104714
is that a piece of bacon taped to the wall? I never noticed that.
Gummo was such a disturbing movie

>> No.19107013
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>>19106046
my favorite! j&b weld and noodles!

>> No.19107091

You eat your dinner with a glass of milk? Like a child?

>> No.19107428

>>19104815
Stop being racist. It's black women's culture

>> No.19107579

>>19106177
Chicken liver sauce maybe. Now that i think about it it could be pretty good, i'll try it.

>> No.19107724
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>>19107091

>> No.19107738

>>19105921
uplifted emu-looking gentleman

>> No.19107742

>>19104756
>shut up retard

>blah blah tranny blah blah blah
we should just put internet spergs in a zoo

>> No.19107746

>>19106046
There are actual noods that have that color normally. Various potato noodles, but most prominently iron noodles.

>> No.19107770

>>19107091
Is that turning you on?

>> No.19107784

>>19104749
Thank fuck someone said it "sloppa" is such a forced meme by one autist

>> No.19108087
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19108087

Eating the same thing today lol

>> No.19108175

>>19104849
>that tumb
you're a disgusting person, you smell, I don't want to see you anymore fuck off weirdo.

>> No.19108177

>>19105921
>those toes and nails
nah it's time for you to leave this realm of reality

>> No.19108185

>>19108175
My thumb is perfectly normal, you faggot.......

>> No.19108191 [DELETED] 

>>19107784
>forced meme
>forced
You’re a fucking idiot, son.

>> No.19108197

>>19108185
You're lower down on the weirdo list but still on that list nonetheless.

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>>19108175
You didn't want it, but here it is.

>> No.19108308

Looks edible. I'd add some parmesan cheese and diced cherry tomatoes

>> No.19108357

>>19104714
>>19106979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBvatwg47-0
What the fuck is going on here, why does this movie feel so relatable?

>> No.19108362

>>19108087
>>19104645
>>19108209
The Diner.

YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.

>> No.19108429

>>19108087
you know the sloppa be THICC when you can stand a fork in it

>> No.19108446

>>19108087
so much milk...

>> No.19108520

>>19108087
Based lover of routine and habit autist (I eat the same dish every night)

>> No.19108522

>>19108087
The glistening makes me uncomfortable

>> No.19108787

>>19107013
LOL

>> No.19108811

>>19104645
GIWTWM

>> No.19108835

>>19104772
>>19104842
what is this

>> No.19109135
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>>19107428
Lol, you're right. You learn something every day

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>>19108087
I made pasta too

>> No.19110138
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19110138

I made this last week:
>Onion
>Tomato
>Tuna
>Herbs and spices
Sauteed in ghee and olive oil

>> No.19110139
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>>19110138
The finishing step...

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>>19110139
Thems good eatin!!

>> No.19110184
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19110184

you are eating like a lazy phaggot.

>> No.19110195

>>19110138
>Tuna
what kinda?

>> No.19110198

>>19110138
Holy fuck is this recipe from your grandmother's Good Housekeeping magazine from 1957?

>> No.19110201

>>19109701
>noodles
>peas
>jalapenos
>tomato sauce
>oil
>oregano
>mozzarella
?

>> No.19110379

>>19110195
Top-shelf Safe Catch brand, canned

>> No.19110396

>>19104772
her nostrils are tripping me out

>> No.19110417

i wish those were miiiine
they look so fiiine

>> No.19110426

>>19104842

daaamn thats a nice looking obamas daughter

>> No.19110432
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19110432

1 chicken breast fillet
1 red onion
1 capsicum
idk how many green beans I just dump em in til it looks right
one of those little tins of coconut milk
and the secret ingredient is pre-made thai red curry sauce from a jar

>> No.19110435

>>19110379
I canned my semen into your mom's tuna. Deadly catch.

>> No.19110481

>>19108209
go back to /cum/

>> No.19110502

>>19107784
hello newfag

>> No.19110510
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>>19110502
omg Hi-eee. I am so sorry, seriously, believe me! I don't know what's going on here! heh heh

>> No.19110544

>>19110184
Leaf detected

>> No.19110558
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>>19104842
Eats cornstarch, noms on whole bricks of baking soda.

We should hook her up with shoenice, they are impossible eaters/digestion sinks.

>> No.19110565

>>19110184
>skim milk
Scrawny twink detected.

>> No.19110576

>>19110565
I'm not uploaded a shirtless pic again, Brendan. I know you're ready for a gooning.
>>19110544
It feels kinda nice being different than Americans, yet still sharing all of their culture

>> No.19110600
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>>19104645
>>19108087
what's your recipe bro? Looks just like the meat sauce I always make but I wanna try your one it looks good

>> No.19110614
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>>19110600
Here's the recipe bruv

>> No.19110638

>>19110600
Not him, but I think this recipe is generally pretty good
https://youtu.be/cvROmO5ODnQ
Only thing I disagree with is the use of lamb in a bolognese; far better to use veal, and if that’s not available, then just stick to beef and pork imo

>> No.19110854

>>19107742
You're in it.

>> No.19110858

>>19104849
>not fucking with us via the tabs and bookmarks
Lame.

>> No.19110862

>>19104645
>>19105921
>>19106046
>>19109701
These threads always make me laugh so fucking much. Thanks, anons.

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>>19106046
Added red wine to the Alfredo, didn'tcha?

>> No.19110900
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>>19107579
kek!

>> No.19111174

>>19110576
>again

>> No.19111213

>>19104749
hey bro I got this pill here it's amazing it helps you chill it's an actual chill pill you want it?

>> No.19111216

>>19108522
bruh it's fuckin sauce

>> No.19111220

>>19108522
the sweat from the fatbody glistens the goyslop

>> No.19111223

>>19108835
pica.
>be poor
>nutrient deficient
>develop pica because your body is even more stupid than your stupid nigger brain
>eat starch
>profit

>> No.19111323

>>19108357
Gummo was set in Ohio, so I guess that checks out

>> No.19111324

>>19104815
When it gooped up in her in her mouth it reminded her of the good times with her daddy before he got lost buying cigarettes 15 years ago.

>> No.19111378

>>19111174
you heard me

>> No.19111649

>>19110396
First time seeing a black person, anon?

>> No.19111707

>>19111649
unfortunately no

>> No.19112367

>>19104749
daily sloppa

>> No.19112411
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>>19108087
DAILY sloppa

>> No.19112471

>>19104772
bruh blaxxx women are a mess no joke fr fr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxMdm-Jgg-w

>> No.19112485

>>19107742
>we should just put internet spergs in a zoo
Who's gonna tell him?

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>>19104749
I ear daily sloppa, you eat daily sloppa, he she they eat daily sloppa. I daily sloppa, Daily sloppa daily. Daily sloppa before bed and in the morning. Daily sloppa.

>> No.19112750

>>19106979
Because the writer is le random epic troll
https://youtu.be/nkOQ46F8MbQ?t=526

>> No.19113122

>>19112485
I already did.

>> No.19113129

>>19112556
All these years later and I still cannot deal with how fucking gorgeous she was in that movie. One of the most hauntingly beautiful women on the planet back in her heyday.

>> No.19113136

>>19104894
pathetic american snack tier

>> No.19113143

>>19104894
What's that about Facebook?

>> No.19113352
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you can look as much as you want but you can't touch
it's all mine P:

>> No.19113358

>>19113352
No one wants to loser.

>> No.19113360

>>19104749
Are you mad you’re a sloppathusiast?

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>>19113358
shut up

>> No.19113371

>>19113352
Aluminum causes Alzheimers.

>> No.19113373

>>19113366
Hilarious how you think that's so edgy.

>> No.19113375

>>19113371
then whats your pops excuse?

>> No.19113400
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>>19113129
I felt the exact same way when I saw this movie 2 months ago. She was kinda mannish, but still strikingly appealing. I really wanted to smell her armpits in this scene

>> No.19113404

>>19113375
my dad pretends not to know anything so mom leave him the fuck alone

>> No.19113406

>>19113400
Which one's the she?

>> No.19113501
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>>19113400
For me it was the infamous ass2ass scene. The sight of her pale, sweaty flesh illuminated by those flickering flashlights, her complicated expression an amalgamation of disorientation, disgust, shame and ecstasy; the degeneracy and corruption of the formerly pure of it all ...

She occupied my minds for weeks afterwards and still to this day, whenever I happen to remember this, I get obsessed with her all over again for a while.

>> No.19113503

>>19113406
You one o' them autists, son? Normal folk can tell men from women by just looking at the face, not to mention the far more obvious signs.

>> No.19113505
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>>19113501

>> No.19113508

daily sloppa

>> No.19113695

>>19110854
>>19112485
predictable responses yet. it's like taunting monkeys

>> No.19113972

>>19113501
we should go visit her house in west brooklyn, nyc and tell her that. I can get her address on wikipedia.

>> No.19113984

>>19113501
>>19113129
any other good movies that make you feel the same way?

>> No.19114025

>>19113352
is that that pink slime everyone was freaking out about

>> No.19114036

first time cooking with daikon radish. booya<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>> No.19114041
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pic
>>19114036

>> No.19114042

>>19104645
>Ball Wide Mouth of kefir jarred
spaced and microbiotic

>> No.19114046

>>19114036
Elon please don't do this to us

>> No.19114062

>>19114046
what is Elon?

>> No.19114071

>>19114062
a thought

>> No.19114092

>>19114041
niggas out here eating little ears

>> No.19114118

>>19114092
stop acting black, Ian. you're 100% white.

>> No.19114214
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>>19113501
>For me it was the infamous ass2ass scene. The sight of her pale, sweaty flesh illuminated by those flickering flashlights, her complicated expression an amalgamation of disorientation, disgust, shame and ecstasy; the degeneracy and corruption of the formerly pure of it all ...


Picrel

>> No.19114256

>>19110600
pls send the video

>> No.19114388

>>19104645
Eating this good.
> Eating
>This
>Poorly

Poverty food.

>> No.19114792

>>19113972
I'd actually be up for that if I lived in Clapland.

>>19113984
Unfortunately not. She is one of a kind.

>> No.19115253

>>19104645
I have that same monitor stand

>> No.19115267

>>19106046
garden hose and quikcrete?

>> No.19115278
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bon appetit

>> No.19115329

>>19114792
clapland? I'm in ontario. we could do it over a weekend

>> No.19115332

>>19115278
looks mushy with all that coagulan. I can hear it

>> No.19115985
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19115985

Imagine eating this good

>> No.19116329

>>19115329
I'm not even on the same continent as you is what I'm saying.

>> No.19116335

>>19115985
is that some dollarama canned meat ?

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> imagine

>> No.19116445

>>19115278
Yum

>> No.19116448

>>19114041
What's in it?

>> No.19116450

>>19116438
I think I just puked in my mouth what the fuuuuck
Just please give me the sloppa for proper nutrients for a working man

>> No.19116462

>>19116450
It's got smoked pap, oregano, and Frank's in it. Think it'd be better warm. It reminds me of ramen salad.

>> No.19116501
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‘magine

>> No.19116663

>>19116501
Oats?

>> No.19116698

>>19104645
School shooter cuisine

>> No.19116933

>>19116501
What the fuck, anon?

>> No.19117186

>>19116663
no

>> No.19117207

Faggot OP could've been SOVL drinking milk out of that mason jar but you're a disgusting fatass who can't cook

>> No.19117268

>>19115278
How the fuck do people meme themselves into eating a plate of noodles?

>> No.19117474

>>19116501
That's hooman.

>> No.19117801

>>19116448
green onion
tomatoes
eggs
tofu
soy sauce
sesame oil
doku radish
carrot
onion
garlic power
sesame seeds

no need for takeout anymore

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>>19107013
>>19115267

>> No.19117869

>>19104645
>No ice in your milk
Ngmi

>> No.19119139

>>19104749
Touch grass chud

>> No.19119145

>>19119139
I'm gonna plant my seed on your moms lawn if you catch my drift

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>>19110138
>>19110139
>>19110140
That looks scrumptious, where do you buy the ghee?

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>>19105921
I love bacon

>> No.19120152

>>19104645
I wouldn't give that to a dog

>> No.19120375

>>19120152
I should hope not. Way too many carbs and sugars for a dog.

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>>19114214
Nice have a Jade

>> No.19120615

>>19120043
You a werewolf? I won't tell anyone if you are.

>> No.19120651

>>19104645
>no buttered bread

>> No.19120745

>>19110184
I wish I could buy this milk.

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>>19120615
maybe….

>> No.19120792

>>19104645
You do not weigh 145 liar.

>> No.19120805

>>19104645
>no mushrooms
>no basil
>rotini

you ruined it. i bet you didn't even season the meat

>> No.19120811

>>19108087
daily sloppa

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i made general tso's with onion n taters

>> No.19121339

>>19121325
more like general ohnonono

>> No.19121709

>>19121325
you made your onions impatiently, that is high flame, cook them at lower temp for longer, stir often. dont listen to presentation fags

>> No.19122052

>>19106046
a bit of penne, silver spray paint, and metal shavings. looks like a feast you turkmenistani prince.

>> No.19122054

>>19108087
is that a full jar of milk or some kind of candle?

>> No.19122057

how is this thread still up

>> No.19122669

>>19122057
It's based.

>> No.19123563

>>19104714
is this Adam Driver as a child?

>> No.19123621
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I just put a potato in this fucker and I set it for TWENTY minutes, and then I'll let it sit for five to slowly release pressure. If the potato comes out undercooked(as it did when I put one in for FIFTEEN minutes+5) then I will have a stroke.

>> No.19124221
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$5

>> No.19124243

>>19121325
Yum. Invite me next time

>> No.19124281

>>19124221
Ruined eggs

>> No.19124306

>>19106235
kek

>> No.19124333

>>19124281
How do I do better next time?

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Call me a rat!

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Meatball curry from the other day.

>> No.19124422

>>19124388
>what did you make for dinner anon?
>i don't know! noboby knows! let's try it!

>> No.19124612

>>19124422
It’s meatball yellow curry, can’t you read?

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>>19124381
I love rats anon :...(

>> No.19124625

>>19104645
>Imagine eating this good.
"Good" is an adjective. You meant to say "imagine eating this well."

I am a well writer. I write good.

>> No.19125147

>>19108357
Same. It’s magical how movies make you feel nostalgic for a time you didn’t live, people you don’t know. Good post Anon

>> No.19125224

>>19104756
Noticing alot of autists like this guy now, ignore their shitty forced meme or whatever inside joke nobody will get and they get enraged and sperg out, betting he consumes anime too since that's a common factor among these seethers

>> No.19125827

>>19104645
That sauce looks too oily.

>> No.19125830

>>19124625
You don't write wells, you dig them.

>> No.19125843

>>19104714
What was the main purpose of this fucking movie?

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risotto's almost ready, co/ck/s

>> No.19125913

>>19125905
Looks decent. Mix A LOT before serving.

>> No.19126017

>>19108357
>>19125843
it is set in a town that got fucked by a tornado and was never able to recover
Korine cast mostly locals and non actors in order to depict the lives of people who would probably never escape this kind of poverty
it's certainly a disturbing film but it's the kind of movie that allows a viewer to interpret its themes freely
I always felt it was meant to show the virtues and folly that come from total innocence

>> No.19126097

>>19124333
Don't overcook them

>> No.19126172

>>19104645
extremely fine proleslop, i'd tear through that

>> No.19126288

>asus monitor
>only one monitor
based minimalist

>> No.19126449

>>19124388
Imagine eating this well!

>> No.19126931

>>19126017
Thanks, nice post anon

>> No.19127064

>>19126097
I did:(

>> No.19127067

>gaymer shit keyboard
go back to plebbit
this was a post brought you by >>>/g/tpg

>> No.19127138

>>19104842
Ugh I wanna try the crispy brick whatever that is

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>>19104645
Disturbing lack of grilled cheese in here

>> No.19127679

>>19104645
Goodlooking sloppa anon. Also love the balls jar made for wide mouths, great pairing.

>> No.19127682

>>19127670
disturbing is correct

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This thread has been up so long we made more gravy.

>> No.19127698

>>19127683
I wish your life would be pruned or deleted

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>> No.19128573

>>19120745
Its killer with ice cream/milkshakes

>> No.19128674

>>19104645
>>19127683
grim

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>>19104714

>> No.19128680

>>19127683
daily sloppa

>> No.19128682

>>19127683
ilysm

>> No.19128705

>>19127683
what's your recipe, bro?

>> No.19128760

>>19127683
Why didn't you bake it with cheese on top?

>> No.19128781

>>19127670
Ain't no eggs for you here, Monster Legs. Begone!

>> No.19128858

>>19127683
How the fuck can you stomach all that pasta AND MILK?
I mean I eat big bowls of pasta for my OMAD but fuck in christ how are you not sick from the milk?
Are you trying to GOMAD chad or something?

>> No.19128874

>>19106177
Pesto.

>> No.19128961

>>19120038
Organic Valley brand is available in my local hippie grocery

>> No.19129182

>>19128874
Made of what? The ashes of cremated pine nuts?

>> No.19129184

>>19121325
>that many burnt bits
Enjoy your charcoal and subsequent cancer.

>> No.19129244

>>19129182
t. never used pesto

>> No.19129262

>>19117268
You don't actually eat the plate.

>> No.19129270

>>19128858
Why does milk make you sick? I can drink a couple of litres a day if I want to. You Asian or something?

>> No.19129272

>>19129184
I'm not enjoying my cancer right now better known as you

>> No.19129274

>>19129244
The pesto I used was typically green. This thing looks more like concrete.

>> No.19129278

>>19117268
It's called poverty. You don't meme yourself into poverty (unless crypto). But memes make it more palatable.

>> No.19130302

>>19129278
You’re better off eating the cheapest meats, like ground beef or liver. Just eating carbs isn’t nutritious and isn’t filling, so you end up eating more and not saving that much money anyway.

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>>19130302
>carbs aren't filling

>> No.19130344

>>19130313
Satiating is probably the word he was going for. Personally I don't subscribe to the idea that carbs are literally evil, but eating JUST carbs might as well be. Full plate of noodles is just a stupid amount of calories for a dish that leaves you hungry after farting once.

>> No.19130363

>>19129270
I'm as white as can be, English-Australian, but dude milk is like fucking paint to me.
It has so much volume and viscosity that very little amounts can fill you up.
I just can't imagine eating a heavy meal like pasta, and to supplement it, drinking milk?
Whatever floats ya moat though brotha.

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>>19106046
That ain't pesto bruv

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>>19127670
Got another grilled cheese tonight this time with soup. BUT this is a Bacon Grilled Cheese. Mayo on the bread instead of butter, 2 Kraft singles, 4 slices of bacon, friend in bacon grease. The side is a can of Campbells ‘mater soup using 1 can of milk instead of water. Eating gooo-ooood.

>> No.19130745

>>19125843
brutally honest depiction of white trash

>> No.19130857

>>19104772
beep..............beep..............beep..............

>> No.19130922

>>19129244
>t. thinks pesto is made from the incinerated remains of plants

>> No.19131094

>>19104842
booba 8^)

>> No.19131099

>>19104645
that looks vile

>> No.19131122

>>19127683
>we
o_O ?

>> No.19131129

>>19131122
Mom and I.

>> No.19131133

>>19131129
oh, ok
phew~

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>>19131133

>> No.19131504

>>19131137
thought you forgot to take your meds haha

>> No.19132105

>>19131504
Ahahahaha lol lol

>> No.19132123

>>19131504
>meds
You have to be diagnosed to be prescribed meds, and in order to be diagnosed that means you have to see a doctor, which means you need to either be semi-competent or have someone semi-competent helping you out, neither of which seems in character for OP.

>> No.19132794

>>19130344
why do people act like pasta has loads of calories?

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>>19124381
Come her lova boy!

>> No.19132857

>>19121709
Yeah, if he would have spent a little more time on the onions his general tsos home fries would have easily been a 9/10 instead of a 6.5-7/10

>> No.19133011

>>19126288
Most people have one monitor you fucking mongoloid

>> No.19133165

>>19127067
hello, fellow ni/g/ger.

>> No.19134600

>>19130741
enough with the photoshop. Go do something more meaningful with your time.

>> No.19134693

>>19116501
thats microwaved corned beef hash.

>> No.19134704

>>19121709
nta but sometimes i just want my onions done that way

>> No.19134824

>>19134693
Shur

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I accidentally overcooked the eggs.....

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>>19134990

>> No.19135157

>>19134990
Looks good. Nice job with the rice

>> No.19135174

>>19134990
what are those bags
why you so broke
cmon homie

>> No.19135207

>>19104645
Fucking christ that's awful/offal. Rotini is a good choice though, so let me help you:

Meatballs-
1.25 lbs ground beef
2/3 cup bread crumbs
2/3 cup cheap parmesan cheese
2x eggs
Salt
Pepper

Mix all of the above well, then separate into 9x meatballs. Use a scale to make sure each is the same size

Sauce -
Olive oil
2-3 x sweet italian sausages
28 oz pasta sauce jar (your preference)
1x 14 oz can whole peeled tomatoes
3x cloves garlic
Oregano
Salt
Pepper

Heat the oil and brown the sausages on both sides. Once they have a good color set aside in a bowl. Turn down the heat and dump the pasta sauce and whole tomatoes in the oil and let simmer for 10 min. Then take a masher and mash the tomatoes into the rest of the sauce. Season the sauce with salt, pepper, and oregano, and then use a garlic press to crush the garlic into the sauce. Mix everything together, then add the meatballs into the sauce. Let them cook for 5-10 min and then add the sausages back in. Cook for 45 min at least, stirring every 15 min or so.

>> No.19135212

>>19135207
Shit I forgot: before serving, use a large, thin metal spoon to remove the oil on top of the sauce.

>> No.19135599

>>19124221
>hardboiled eggs in a frying pan
baffling

>> No.19135603

>>19104749
NO ONE IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS EVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THIS

>> No.19135630

>>19104772
I need those lips glued to my shaft asap

>> No.19135644

based daily sloppa thread

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>>19134990

>> No.19136715

>>19104815
>>19108835
Pica
its a genetic sensory stimuli where you desire the texture of chalk/sand/dirt
disproportiately affects people from sub saharan africa

>> No.19136723

>>19135630
beastality is illegal anon

>> No.19136890

>>19128705
Here's your recipe bruv >>19110614

>> No.19138053

>>19136715
Also it’s associated with an iron deficiency, which women get due to bloodletting via menstruation, hence it being predominantly black *women*

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>>19104645
You just inspired me to go out and buy 7 lbs of frozen meatballs for $33

>> No.19138145

>>19104792
didn't this guy die

>> No.19138468

>>19104714
>>19108357
Christ, poor people are like animals.

>> No.19138701

>>19134990
>tfw less than 5 gold

>> No.19138754

>>19104792
>pasta makes you morbidly obese
>somehow not Italy or France
I can smell you're an American through my speakers

>> No.19138786

>>19130363
What the fuck dude. I'm a literal spic and I can easily go through a couple quarts a day, I love it. I actually have to check myself often so I don't end up drinking all the milk in one day.

>> No.19138791

>>19138701
tfw draennypally ;-;

>> No.19138816

>>19126017
>Tornado
>In the appalachian mountains
Retard.

>> No.19138822

>>19104749
>being this defensive over a single word being uttered
Wow, you're both incredibly stupid AND quick to anger, what a winning combo! Eat more sloppa, retard!

>> No.19138830

>>19138816
It's based on a real place
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenia,_Ohio#Tornadoes

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> when the sloppa thread hits bump limit

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an anon made a cooking thread a few days ago where he made gumbo and it made me want to make gumbo so that 's what i made today

>> No.19139050

>>19138900
Almost time for Jason to make the NEW…

>> No.19139708

bump

>> No.19140508

>>19139708
This

>> No.19140517

>>19138830
>after an f5 they bought tornado sirens
>during an f4 the sirens lost power and stopped working
holy shit.

>> No.19140651

>>19127956
why do i wish this was real?

>> No.19140751

>>19127956
>>19140651
Wouldn’t that be awful

>> No.19140988

>>19104645
I kneel.