/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19105629
I can't think of anything good that fits all three either

>>19105634
same here
but i know that every rule must have exceptions

>>19105629
I’d replace smells like shit with tastes like shit, but ig they’re kinda the same thing. Maybe after-taste? I had some gross shit that filled 2/3 the other day and my mouth is still traumatized

>>19105644
the purpose of the rule is avoiding the tast test

>>19105644
also, that's why
2 out of 3
>eat at your own risk
I've had some food that end up being really good

>>19105629
raw oysters hit all 3 of these but they're good lol

picky eater thread?

>>19105673
>but they're good lol
*Citation needed

>>19105655
Tbf it was my first time trying something with soy as the main ingredient. Shit was gross, never again

>>19105676

>>19105673
oh!!
never tried it before, is it really good?
>>19105674
not really
>>19105683
Kek

>>19105692
"fresh oysters" are best experienced on the coast, if you have the opportunity. if you're anywhere inland, don't bother, even if they claim they're fresh

>>19105709
i called my sis and appearntly she tried them and she is not a fan so yeah this might be the reason but it still has potential

>>19105629
Man you would hate Dutch Herring

>>19105765
easy, OP is obviously an autistic pleb

>>19105674
>user was banned for this post
jej

>>19105765
I Probably would hate it

>>19105674
Imagine being proud of NOT being a picky eater.

>Look at me, I'm like a fucking dog, I'll just eat whatever is thrown in front of my face!
>I literally do not have standards, I am a shameless desperate glutton who will consume anything as long as it will fill my stomach.
>I probably would have been used as a guinea pig and died before my tenth birthday from food poisoning had I not been born in a post industrial revolution world. My terrible genetics and lack of self preservation are le good!

I don't think I've ever met anyone who eats everything that isn't a total retard.

>>19105673
Horny ass nigga.

Didn't read but sex

>>19105765
herring is god tier and proof OP is a faggot kid

>>19105820
Someone's angry they can't enjoy things the rest of us with superior genetics get to enjoy :^)

Sorry you got gatekept at birth from half of all food.

>>19105629
>essex on /ck/

>>19105634
Canned snails? Maybe olives as well, for some reason a lot of people I know absolutely hate olives.

>>19106066
I hate olives, capers and pickles but when you mix them with fish they taste amazing. What is that? HOW DO THEY DO THAT?

>>19105629
Please don't feed Essesx f*st food. It's bad for her figure...

>>19105629
What fucking food "smells like shit" but is still good

>>19105629
My food rule: if anyone complains about what they are served they are immediately hung from a lamp post or dragged behind a pickup truck until their head pops off.

>>19105820
whole lotta cope in this post

>>19106398
indian curries

>>19106402
The slave owner treatment

>>19106398
Pok pok wings stink pretty bad but their fucking good.

>>19105634
My gfs pussy is good

>>19105887
I'm so happy my superior genes won't allow me to debase myself by eating mayonnaise covered pickles and wash them down with coca cola and canned tuna. I can't imagine the lowly kind of life you must live to just shove anything that's labeled as "food" into your mouth. Feels so good to make the pig dog men of the world seethe when they find out I don't put american cheese on my burgers.

>>19106066
>>19106096

>Olive oil
Simply amazing, the best oil, delicious and rich and welcomed on basically every dish there is
>Olives
Disgusting balls of filth that need to be crushed and done away with for their own good (to be turned into the oil of the gods)
I don't get it, why is food like this?

>>19107573

>>19105629
This nigga never heard of sushi

>>19109141
no one mentioned any of those foods picky schizo

>>19109141
(He's very angry)

>>19109141
picky baby ragey

>>19105629
autism

>>19106947
curry smells delicious what have you been eating

>>19105820
picky eaters aren't discriminate eaters
they're man-children

picky eater is literally a term to refer to feeding troublesome pets and children
the point is that you don't have any real dining experience because you refuse to step outside your tendie and sauce box
not buying broccoli at the supermarket because you're not fond of it isn't the same thing as refusing to eat broccoli someone else has cooked or refusing to eat a stew because it has carrot in it

>>19109626
if you learned to associate the smell of curry with indian people at a young age before you experienced indian food this is an understandable position to hold
being around a pajeet ex-coworkers curry stench made eating curries unappealing for the 8 months he worked there

>>19105629
>slimy texture
Eh, this one isn't really a good criteria, as it seems to exclude tasty things like fish.
>smells like shit
This is a good criteria. Things that smell bad are bad.
>grayish color
Eh, I get this, but it is possible to have a perfectly good steak that is missing a sear. But the sear is the best part, so I can get avoiding this.

Here's my no go criteria:
1. Smells like shit/fishy
2. Covered/contains mold
3. Is coated in capsaisin-based sauce (hot sauce) to cover up bad ingredients

>>19105629
*Ding dong*