/ck/ - Food & Cooking

they assume you're intelligent enough to peel a shrimp or open a clam

Why would you order a seafood dish like that if you don't know what mussels and shrimp are?

>>19103534
why would you knowingly order, at a restaurant, a dish that you have to unwrap yourself

>>19103635
Because shellfish is delicious? And making something like a single serving of paella at home isn't worth the cost and effort? What a dumb question.

Mussels look good though

>>19103640
You can't remove the shells before serving?

>>19103640
>yes waiter ill have the lamb, and could you make sure its still got tufts of wool all over that I have to pick out?
only time its acceptable is when its not embedded in the rest of the dish, like crab legs or so

>>19103315
OP the kind of retard to eat bones in a chicken wing or ribs and then complain about it.

>>19103709
Completely different animal. If the chicken meat was surrounded by bone, you should probably remove the bone before serving.

>>19103722
OP the kind of retard to eat watermelon rinds or walnut/peanut/pistachio shells and then complain about it.

>>19103708
Lamb is great and they have wool removers and put it in a folded wrap with sauce and cucumber

>>19103729
You're the type of retard who would put an entire watermelon on a plate and call it a meal

>>19103729
um hi sweaty, if you serve me pistachios in their shells I'm going to assume the shells are meant to be eaten along with the nut kthx

>>19103737
What do you do with these?
eat the shell?

>>19103693
>garçon! i'm ready to order!
>yeah, uhhhhhh, i'll have the 14 ounce ribeye, medium rare
>*15 minutes later*
>WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?!
>WHY DID YOU BRING ME THIS GIANT SLAB OF MEAT?
>HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT THIS?
>I COULD BE EATING AT HOME RIGHT NOW AND MOMMY WOULDN'T FORTGET TO CUT THE FOOD INTO BITE SIZED PIECES!
>WHAT AM I EVEN PAYING YOU FOR?!!!

>>19103763
>*throws a bunch of ingredients on your table*

Here's your meal, you put it together. The kitchen's over there you big baby

>>19103734
>implying an entire watermelon doesn't constitute a meal
Okay, fatty.

>>19103729
Watermelon rind is actually perfectly fine to eat. It's great stir fried with plenty of sauce (doesn't have much flavor itself), or pickled.

>>19103315
Why do you not know how to eat?

>>19103315
Maybe you’re better off just not leaving the house?

>>19103315
You're not supposed to eat the plate the food is served on.

>>19103763
Why are you calling the waitress Gargon?

>>19105135
Gargon deez nuts, beotch.

>>19105043
Tell me more about rind stir fry anon, it's like what they put in Sweet & Sour sauce sometimes right?

>>19105135
The gargon are the loyal mounts and companions of the Venthyr and Renathal has found many abandoned at Sinfall, awaiting reawakening and assignment to worthy members of the covenant.

>>19103315
May be a little off topic but I’ll share. I went with some friends to Shoneys. Ordered a burger that came with a tasty looking very green piece of fresh lettuce. Teenage dumb fuck me ate the garnish.

>>19105552
So? Unless you're a pretentious prick you ought to.

>>19103315

Do you try to eat the plate as well you performative dickhead?

>>19103635

>Crying because it takes 3 seconds to """unwrap""" your food

How fucking fat are you? Don't answer, I'd hate for the effort of typing an answer to be what finally caused your heart to pack in you disgusting fuck.

>he's actually going to eat it lmao

>>19103765
I said I ordered a plain ol steak, not steak fajitas.

>>19103763
>his steak wasn't cut against the grain before being served
Do American restaurants really..?

>>19103315
anon don’t eat the plates for gods sake

>>19103315
>*crunch* *crunch* *crunch*

Oh I wasn't supposed to eat that?
Then why did you serve it?

>>19103722
This is the palate of a child

>>19105994
>not wanting to dig around in your food with your hands just to be able to eat it
its not the jungle anymore Tyrone we're supposed to eat food with utensils now

>>19105355
I don't know, never seen anybody else make it, but it works pretty well with S&S, the taste and texture is mostly like zucchini so anything you would use that for you can use.

>>19108400
>*crunch* *crunch* *crunch*

Oh I wasn't supposed to eat that?
Then why did you serve it?

>>19103708
Do you only eat boneless wings?

>>19103315
never lived near the coast, never ate seafood before I was 19, first time I ate shirmp I ate the shells
Granted I was dumb, but I dont get serving shell or tail on shrimp is something like that, the seasoning doesnt get in and its messy to work with my fingers around it

>>19105355
it's more nigger "let's eat trash because we can't feed ourselves" type of cooking, kill yourself for even entertaining the idea faggot

>>19103315
Haven't had paella in like 10 years

>>19108879
My friend had paella for their wedding, you could see it being made. Was a great idea and was delicious imo

I've never had paella and I intend to keep it that way.

>>19108865
I bet you peel your potatoes and apples too, you baby.

>>19108510
Yes.