/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19094254
The heat of the dog melts the cheese.

>>19094262
that untoasted bun says otherwise

>>19094254
Have you seen Ramsay making a grilled cheese?

There's your answer.

>>19094254
>(outside manutd)
so some paki with a stall? the food in premier league stadiums is good, i don't know why you'd buy a fucking 9 dollar hot dog OUTSIDE of the arena before you even go in

Bongs cant cuisine

>>19094254
I use sharp cheddar for everything and you can't stop me

>>19094360
Unmelted shredded sharp chedda goes great on dogs. Especially topped on chili dogs. The contrast between the hot chili dog and the cold refrigerated chedda is superb.

>>19094254
I find the contrast between fresh, hot meat and cool cheese to be quite pleasing. Never liked melty cheese. Also am American.

>>19094254
Lukewarm Paki dog and unmelted cheese peak bong cuisine I miss when Sophie Turner was young and hot now she looks like a typical disgusting Bong slag

Even their food reminds them of Muslim communities ravaging white women.

>>19094254
As soon as septics work out what cheese is.

>>19094270
Not the bun, the hot temperature of the dog does...wait a fucking minute. HOT dog..HOT...DOG. THAT'S WHERE IT COMES FROM HOLY SHIT

>>19094327
>$9
It's 7 pound 50 lad

>>19094580
Kekd and saved

>>19094661
The hot of the dog cooks the catsup

PHWOAR

>>19094689
I often get drunk and eat over a dozen popsicles and the food dye turns my shit a similar green. I could show you a picture and you couldn’t pick out which was shit and which was British food as long as I didn’t pass any blood

>>19094327
>so some paki with a stall
Is this Pakistan or Britain we are talking about?

Ultimate hot dogs, chili and cheese

>>19094711
I would take a shit if I walked in a gas station and saw this

>>19094254
too much cheese

Mushy peas aren't even like split pea soup. It's the blandest thing you can imagine.

>>19094750
Holy shit that's frightening

>>19094711
For me? It's taking gas station Tornados, putting them on a hot bun, and covering them in chili/cheese/sweet onions from Cumbies

>>19094750
>how would you like your hamber?
>boiled on one half, burnt on the other and with a slap of cold processed cheese product
>very British sir.

>>19094750
>when they ask for a well rare done patty

Football fans are cattle.

>>19094254
>£7.50
That's just classic rip-off event food but taken to an extreme.

>>19094851
My brother in law got food poisoning so bad from one of those gas station tornadoes he had to go to the hospital. I have not been able to eat them since.

>>19094254
When will American people discover healthy food?

>>19095121
That sucks, the gas station I go to is a franchise so they're pretty good about tossing out old shit on the rollers

>>19094689
peas look good but what the fuck is the interior of that pie?

>>19094254
Nothing has made me laugh harder today than this image.

>>19094307

>>19094254
never because they can only make melted cheese product as shown by the US and its American Cheese

>>19094327
I seen those stalls. They are pakis selling the "jar hot dogs" you buy from that supermarket. A jar of 8 for like £2.50 that are mostly made from chicken.

>>19094327
seen those stalls. They are pakis selling the "jar hot dogs" you buy from the supermarket. A jar of 8 for like £2.50 that are mostly made from chicken.

>>19094750
AI generated food

Americans have beaten the British at footy scran. It's over.

>>19096059
>20 (TWENTY) American Dollars
absolutely insane

>>19094307
this is hard copium

>>19096063
Yeah, but its also dollar beer night

>>19096063
Americans demand more than a reheated pot pie at their games. No one is drinking six pints in three hours. It's an experience, we are not hooligans. The only time you see similar shows is during a championship game or something.

>>19094711

>>19096082
oh that's okay then

>>19096083
Six pints in three hours is barely a buzz.

>>19096039
When I was a growing boy I'd eat a whole jar for lunch, 2 dogs per slice of white bread. With butter and cheese and ketchup too of course. Lush.

>>19096059
>>19096083
The food probably cost more than the tickets

>>19096148
And what are you now?

>>19096332
A grown woman

>>19096339
I thought this thread was from england you turnip. Oh wait you know what you turnips are called in england
A SWEDE

>>19096345
A mindbroken Murican had a meltdown and made this thread

>>19094254
>Place with captive market and no care sells over-priced and shit food
Imagine my shock.

>>19094254

>>19096059
>>19096083
Why are stadiums so antisemitic?

>>19096345
DUDE
SWEDE
LMAO

>>19094785
>t. Actual unironic retard

>>19094254
The cold and the humidity of the northlands prevents cheese from melting. It's just part of living in Britain.

>>19096332
An alcoholic.

>>19094750
my brain cant comprehend what happened here

>>19096083
Looks great actually

>This thread
No wonder everybody constantly says British food is terrible. Not a knock on the Brits, we have plenty of low-grade potato dishes in my country, but British food that doesn't look like poverty eats seems to be a luxury reserved for their celebrity chefs.

>>19096023
Has he ever commented on this or acknowledged how shit it was?

>>19096023
i'll never get over the fact you can tell he knows hes fucked up but he didnt bother to redo it, just pretended it was "melted" how he intended

>>19098788
Its not even "British food", its just gougers with no sense of quality, turning out mass produced rubbish as cheap as possible with no quality control to make as much money as possible. You'd get better burgers from a burger van at the side of the motorway, football stadiums aren't the place for good food

Culturally, the UK is several notches below your average fly-over state

>>19094270
The heat of the dog toasts the bun

>>19096083
>>19096059
When did St Louis get soccer stadiums? I thought all St Louis had was rioters and shitty pizza.

>>19094711
7-11 chili is soy protein, be warned. Stuff tastes abominable.

>>19094750
Burger looks like one of those 600lb diabetics with skin lesions

>>19099098
St. Louis has loads of Bosnians, the most outside of Bosnia. We have had a thriving soccer/football scene for three decades.

>>19094750
This is what happens when you cook a frozen burger patty in a cheap toaster.

>>19094254
they don't even know how to pronounce words correctly yet, it'll be a while, anon.

>>19094254
Tell us about the "cheese" in your country, please. Is it made from milk or plastic?

>>19096023
>bread and cheese too thick
>heat too high
Even Gordon makes amateur mistakes sometimes

>>19094689
free inna arf quid an no grey-vee?
Bloimey

Need a loicence for that melted cheese m8. Could badly scald someone.

>>19094750
Why? Why do they do this to themselves?
The UK can't keep getting away with this forever

>>19094750
No one outside of the US can get a goddamned burger right. You have gordon ramsay adding parmesan and tomato chutney and other people cracking an egg in there and shit, it makes no sense
It's not complicated

>>19094254
Never fails to make me laugh at how viscerally angry Americans get at the idea of eating cheese that hasn't been melted. There really is some big cultural divide here where in Europe cheese is selected based on its flavour and is normally eaten cold but can sometimes be melted in certain dishes, whereas in America cheese is chosen based solely on how well it melts, which is why they have things like Kraft singles and Velveeta.

>>19099937
Your mind is gonna explode when you find out what airplane food looks like

>>19099949
Wisconsin, Vermont and Oregon would like to have a word with you.

>>19099961
Wisconsin cheese is so good it's won world cheese competitions! Those competitions just happened to be sponsored and hosted in Wisconsin

>>19099966
Damn straight. We don't think about you at all. Cry about it.

>>19099975
Except you clearly do care since some autist made this whole thread to seethe about British food. And there's another thread like this made every week

>>19099977
You guys eat like the Germans are sttill flying overhead.

>>19099982
Rent free. Enjoy your plastic orange cheddar from Wisconsin.

>>19099991
Enjoy your halal snack pack, Nigel

>>19099997
>halal snack pack in England
Lmao, you clueless mutts never fail to make me laugh. Enjoy your poutine and ceviche, Cletus

>>19099975
Friend I fear you are taking this too seriously

>>19100001
my work here is done :)

>>19094689
That one's not bad all things considered.

>>19094711
Aren't these sorts of machines almost always the reason behind every case of botulism?

>>19094270
once the dog melts the cheese it will then start to toast the bun

>>19094254
that's just the kind of shit you should expect from man utd's stadium.

>>19099958
what the fuck is an airplane?

>>19096059
nah, south america still does it best. shit countries, but king of footy scran

>>19099975
funny, everyone related to you says the same shit.

>>19096330
LOL

>>19099975
Never thinking about international cheeses is kinda pleb

>>19094851
thought you said "gas station tournedos" on first read and thought god DAMN what kind of fancy petrol stations do you have
>>19100264
I don't watch football, but from what I understand pretty much everyone in Manchester/Liverpool/wherever has annual passes or whatever they call them
Still expensive ofc

>>19100615
>bradford
yeah pakis cant into english food

I thought bongs having shit good is a meme ffs, turns out to be true.

>unironically eating green goo
Canada beat Britain in the sloppa game. God, just thinking of poutine makes my mouth water.

>>19100655
>unironically eating brown goo

>>19094254
The worst thing British and Scots do is under frying their food. Its always so blond and oil sogged. Just turn the temp up you faggots. Literally the worst fries in the world.

>>19100622
>Poor urban Black people cities are the only people that can go toe to toe with how shitty British food
Truly a sight to behold.

>>19100698
based and true.
its something i always notice about british fried food.
it would honestly get crispier if they just baked them

>>19098788
Some of the only British foods I like are considered peasant foods, like faggots, or simple foods like fish and chips, but even they fuck that up sometimes.

>>19094254
>7.50 pounds
here I can eat for a day even more

>>19094254
>Untoasted bun
>Grim hot dog
>Very scant cheese
Brits, please never try doing American "cuisine"

>>19101198

Rent free.

>>19094254
is welsh rarebit not a thing at footy scran?

>>19101198
>>19101208
I think the bot broke

>>19094665
and thats about $9..... lad.

>>19101420
>is welsh rarebit not a thing at footy scran?
In the USA, we have something called welsh rabbit, which is basically toast with the blood of rabbits poured on it.
It's pretty tasty, but it may need some salt.

>>19094270
its a meme

>>19100615
The cheese is probably worth about £4. Good deal

>>19101208
you're telling me I can eat all that for five quid?

>>19094254
Now this is a ripoff 15 dollars for that? You can get a pastrami burger filled with pastrami for that price on the Vegas strip

>>19100127
It's just like any other plane but in the air. Retard

i went to a convention in britain and the food there was horrid.

>>19094360
i'm about to change your life.
sharp cheddar AND parmesan together.

>>19094851
dude, ain't been to scumby's in a minute.

>>19095127
imagine thinking pot roast is unhealthy.

>>19100634
That poor pie

>>19102324
It's not especially healthy either

>>19096023
marketing works lol thats why you dumb niggers are still talking about this video

>>19100655
>cheese curds
fucking flavorless pieces of shit

>>19096059
>$20
I'd rather the pie and mashed peas for $5 honestly

For me it’s the bacon, cheese, n’chode

>>19099937
Atone for their national sins, Douglas Adams was right

>>19099949
Cheese can be eaten raw as a cube or as a slice topping a cracker. Any other cheese must be melted at least medium rare or you will be shot, limey

>>19099949

>>19094711

Scran

>>19094270
Is there any board easier to bait than /ck/? Serious question.

>>19094567
You are insane and should be locked up for your own good and the good of society.

>>19096792
I fuckin hate those steak fries or whatever they're called.

>>19100622
>Cleveland Guardians
When are the nazis going to actually show up already for fuck's sake

>>19105434
the heat of the sun cooks the hotdog

>>19105467
puff

>>19100615
>bradistan

>>19100634
probably the best one yet desu
would 100% scran

This shit is fucking grim, man

>>19096023
Man you guys are never going to let this go are you? People are going to be shitposting about the grilled cheese when our great grandchildren are using this site.

When will mutts discover cheese instead of cheese like food product *Now Melts!*?

>>19106153
Well he's the best living chef making a very infamous fuckup. People still post Julia Child fucking up too

>>19105118
That video scared me away from ever eating nacho cheese I didn't make myself. Can't believe you can die from that shit.

>>19099098
St. Louis is low key 60% awesome.
They keep the problems on the north side and in Illinois.

>>19106229
Only if your genes are so weak nature decides it for the betterment of the species

>>19098801
He coped on TikTok but that's about it

>>19100628
what the hell? is that meant to be bangers and mash?

>>19099098
>I thought all St Louis had was rioters and shitty pizza
both go well with foot bawl

>>19100628
3 sausages, mashed potatoes, covered in a dehydrated drunk man's urine. Nice.

British people invented macaroni cheese and welsh rarebit

>>19107648
>welsh rarebit
>British people invented putting cheese on bread

>>19107668
Welsh rarebit isn't "cheese on bread", anon.

>>19107698
>Welsh rarebit or Welsh rabbit (/ˈrɛərbJt/ or /ˈræbJt/)[1] is a dish consisting of a hot cheese-based sauce served over slices of toasted bread.[2]
You can church it up all you want but it's still cheese on bread

>>19107648
>melting cheese onto everything
>frying everything in butter
>stuffing everything into pastry
Behind every disgusting Amerifat habit there is a fat British colonial.

>>19107797
Idk if you're just joking or not but I've had (and made) Welsh rarebit and I've had (and made) cheese on toast and the process and the flavour are both very different. As you say, it's a cheese-based sauce, not just cheese, and yeah, the Welsh invented the thing.

>>19094254
Wen will Americans accept 50% or what they call cheese isn’t even cheese.

>>19105457
/o/utdoors has some fish and tackle threads

>>19105457
What are you basing that comment on, in the context of the post you're replying to?

>>19106153
the jews still remind us of the holocaust to this day

>>19103118
>>19106153
Found the people complaining about the old fool meme being brought up

>>19100655
fyi england invented chips, gravy and cheese combo

>>19101522
you dip

>>19103120
Found the seasoning police.

>>19108333
>we wuz
cope

Footy Scran has done more to damage this country's reputation than Brexit

>>19108543
The most damage down to the country since The Blitz

>>19094689
>*sticks finger in the back of my throat and vomits into a paper plate*

dat'll be free pound fifty m8

>>19106229
>getting scared away from nacho cheese by some acne scarred asian with a fetish he indulges in by making up fake stories to post on youtube

>>19096039
Why don't American weiners come in jars? :-(
>>19096148
As a teen, my brother and I would get baked and eat a whole pack of Gwaltneys each on white bread. Simpler times.

>>19109128
You know google exists right? Why do you think you can get away with lies?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/05/23/gas-station-nachos-leave-man-dead-woman-paralyzed/338989001/

do Bri'ish really?

>>19096083
Looks pretty tasty but im not shelling out 14 bucks for that.

>>19109406
That's what your whore cook of a mother said after I gave her $14 dollars at my food truck.

>>19105457
every reddit.

>>19105457
/sp/

>>19108036
kek

>>19105457
/tg/ is famously (and bizarrely) easy to bait. They're so...eager to fall for bait.

>>19106246
eat some gas station nachos for the betterment of the species

>>19094580
more of this post gets cut off every time i see it

>>19109144
>Why don't American weiners come in jars? :-(
Plastic wrap is cheaper and requires less brine.

>>19099975
Based. Blow it out your ass eurofaggots

>>19111560
have you had both jarred and plastic wrapped wienies before? curious if there is a big taste difference
I think even plastic wrapped weins might have some brine or something in the package because there are some juices in the package

>>19094254
Unironically very few British people opt for melted cheese or toasted bread, even when offered.

t. British Subway Alumni 2009-2012

>>19094270
Hot dog can melt cheese but not toast bread

>>19094689
To be fair. Is mushy peas any more weird that mashed potatoes?

>>19096063
Yeah. Stadium food is hella expensive. That's how they make money.
You pay 10x money on food and drinks than you do on the ticket

>>19100628
Is that literally floating on an inch of grease?

>>19096083
>>19096059

MLS is for hipsters and gays

>>19098801
he said he was in an african country cooking over an open flame he couldn't control and couldn't be assed to do a second take because he was knocking the video out while on vacation.
honestly, more power to him.

>>19094254
This image is depressing. You could find a cafeteria at a community college that would serve you a better "cheese dog" than whatever the fuck this is. Do the British just hate food? How is this acceptable for them? I swear you could serve these people stale bread you found on the side of the road and they'd have no issue with it.

>>19106153
by then stuff will be recycled and remixed so many times there will be a full on triple a budget movie of this scene by future wes anderson

>>19112174
in most of the states this is what comes closest to
"jarred" weenies, theyre good imo.

>>19111537
I eat them whenever I've wanted to. They're not exactly tasty though. However I've eaten far more dangerous things than that. I regularly consume chicken that I've left under my dest for a couple days or so.

>>19103120
the curds are there to add texture and chew. there's more than enough flavour in the gravy

>>19094254
Anon, this is shitty stadium food served at a footie match for benefit scroungers to scran. It's not like they're serving it at a restaurant. This is bottom of the barrels slop for hooligans that blame all their problems on the pakis.

>>19111545

>>19107845
American cooking habits come primarily from the british and germans

>>19094750
what the fucking fuck I'd punch a nigger for trying to serve me that garbage

>>19113560
>Do the British just hate food? How is this acceptable for them?
There is an entire industry surrounding pakis in catering vans fleecing drunk bongs.

>>19115297
>saladin chilli boss?