/ck/ - Food & Cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO18jd0bqvM

EAT YOUR HEART OUT

NO MORE PIES FOR FREEE

>>19092556
that looks like rancid dogshit

every pie i ate
was one i need

>>19092557
were you gifted a golden dog by the gods?

you know that pie is nearly perfect

>>19092557
this thread is now also an internet etiquette thread

why do you think this is an appropriate bit of text to publish, let alone a worthwhile thing to say to another person?

>>19092557
i mean look at that fucking color on the crust?!?!?!!?! fucking fantastic for a home oven!!!

>>19092560
>>19092566
>>19092569
>the crust

>>19092578
im sorry your experience of that color is dominated by an interest in dogshit.

that is a perfect pizza crust. and i will be totally honest - the moisture was a tad too high. only bit though.

why dont you find a turd spotting forum where you and other autists can make nice turd color spreadsheets and leave the cooking to the cooks!

NO MORE PIES FOR FREE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnRQhXA0MLA

>>19092550
Nice pie anon

>>19092578
>sometimes mom lets me play outside where the dog shits

WHATS IN IT FOR

>>19092588
this pie was awesome.
god bless and good pie in your future

>>19092582
you should focus on making your pies not look like they were made out of dogshit by a drunk person

>>19092593
you should focus on what it might be like talking to an actual person to their face
should you ever be so lucky to go outside and find one not repulsed by you

the crust is perfect.

>>19092578
>>19092557
>>19092593
Mental illness. slit your wrists.

>>19092593
in fact, for a standard home oven, this crust is fucking amazing
for real, stay off the cooking board. maybe there is a vet technician board you can discuss dog poo colors with your autistic peers?

>>19092596
the crust and toppings all look like shit, at least the cheese looks nicely melted
I admit you nailed the retarded traditional look, that was made by cooking with stone age technology

>>19092603
kek
ok ignorant anon
go piss off to doggy doo forum already ok?

>>19092596
>>19092599
>>19092601
samefags get the rope

>>19092607
not even close dog poo anon
go rub dog poo all over yourself so you can demonstrate your dog poo expertise

>>19092607
Like I said, mental illness. do world a favour and kill yourself.

>>19092607
go start your own thread
"things i think are poo"
so i can post the pics your mom sends me

>>19092609
>>19092612
>>19092614
eat my ass shitmongers

>>19092607
this is me ejaculating perfect pizza all over your mother's face and tits, wishing I was her son

>>19092622
dont have time
im busy EJACULATING PERFECT PIZZA ALL OVER YOU MOM

an experience you will never know
not because you dont ejaculate on your mother
but because you cant make a good pie

>>19092623
How’d you get the crust to be so good

>>19092623
>>19092626
youre gay and you cant make pizza

>>19092628
i think the first key is decent gluten development - i do a min 20 minute autolysis with like 3 cups flour and about a cup water, longer is fine too. get silky dough without kneading.

then do the two stage cooking: a few minutes just dough and sauce - so that when you hit it with the broiler, the crust has been basically cooked and you get the cheese and toppings to a good place without over cooking the cheese or the crust

>>19092632
ok, but im old enough to post on 4chan
you seem a bit, i dunno, underage?

>>19092636
without overcooking the cheese or undercooking the crust i mean

>>19092557
Face it you're just wrong I dont care if the other responses are all op

>>19092585
wtf, new soundgarden? he an hero'd this seems kind of irreverant.

>>19092623
your pizza pie looks good so far, except for that measly pepperonis placement, spread them toppins all over the 'za next time nigga

>>19092637
>i dunno, underage?
You can't tell? Yikes...

>>19094037
my pizza mate only wants cheese, but yeah i get ya

using the last third for a meat filled calzone

>>19093960
mostly me!
but there was one other anon with some sense and who wasnt underage

>>19094692
TOOK MY PIE INTO THE DANGER 'ZONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

GONNA USE A FORK AND KNIFE FOR MY DANGER 'ZONE!

>>19092557
SHOW ME HOW TO COOK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVXIK1xCRpY

>>19092566
fuck you cracker

>>19094960
oh, a maverick, huh?