/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19081119
These videos are made with the intent to cause outrage. This, in turn, generates views. Don't let yourself be manipulated, OP.

What is wrong with a dumb, shallow roastie making stupid TikTok videos? Everything, but that won't stop them.

>>19081125
It's actually a popular and well liked recipe.

>>19081119
people like you give them attention, so they purposely make retarded recipes hoping for them to become viral

>>19081125
why do they take the care to cover the edge of the crust with foil?

>>19081144
>video had views prior to me
>it's your fault they get views
Why is it so hard for you to realize they actually live this way? They aren't joking.

>>19081147
You have to make it seem real. I would bet you anything this lady begged Gordon Ramsey to insult her video as well. It's all just to catch eyeballs. It's easier to get millions of views making something retarded than by being competent.

>>19081159
interdasting..

>>19081151
>Why is it so hard for you to realize they actually live this way?
Because it's a common thing that happens and has been investigated. Lots of these videos can be traced back to the same media companies that are clearly making them for outrage clicks. Toilet punch? Countertop spaghetti? Even the beef-wrapped spaghetti posted earlier in this thread... all can be traced back to a single media firm.

>>19081180
Again, there is no outrage, it's a popular and well liked recipe.

>face is the same color as the ramen

>>19081182
You're acting sort of suspicious anon...

Look I don't care if you want to argue or participate in outrage or whatever. If you want to believe that an otherwise competent-looking person would lack the self-awareness to post something like this on Tik Tok, after the brief reveal of how shitty it is at the end, for any other reason than to purposefully get views for how terrible it is, than have fun with that. It is clearly inspiring outrage as I think, obviously, it was intended to do. OP Posted it as the opening webm for "Gore Thread" and exclaimed "What is wrong with people?". I don't even have to go check Tik Tok, even if I had an account on that Chinese spy website, to know the comments are buzzing with outrage.

>>19081119
that's just ultra sweet depression pie made with soda
there are worse clickbait recipes on the interwebs

>>19081143
>someone actually attempting to make Kay's recipe work
vile, but the effort was interesting

>>19081191
Would try this.

>what is wrong with people
I don't fucking know. We have a dedicated webm containment thread for all this tiktok and tasty garbage, and yet retards like you keep shitting up the board with low quality threads like this.

>>19081200
Dude, I'm not OP but PLEASE look up Depression-Era pie recipes. EmmyMadeInJapan has even done these before. You're misinformed.

Yes, ChefClub and the like are making rage bait videos. Soda pie, however, is not. It's a thing.

>>19081319
THANK YOU, SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A RETARD WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS SHIT

Wait until the crybaby in this thread finds out about water pie.

>>19081434
>>19081436
You're missing the point. That's OK. I don't care. Defend it all you like. I do sort of wonder, though, if you actually cared about the recipe being presented, if you'd agree or not that this is a very poorly presented version of it?

>>19081180
>all can be traced back to a single media firm.
>doesn't name the firm

post proofs or gtfo

>>19081447
Yeah it's called Ignite and the CEO is a jerkoff called Dan Bilzerian.

That chimp is your naive retarded ass. Have fun being manipulated jerkoff!

>>19081458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkmxQwbHybw

>>19081442
it's fucking depression pie
if anything, the one shown in the webm is a glorified version of it
You want clickbait that is truly infuriating? You look for shit like this

>>19081469
Man why do they all have to be so over the top. Was looking pretty good before they brought out the cake pan.

>>19081487
To make you mad
That's why it's called clickbait, anon
As long as there isn't a negative modifier to social media algorithms, dislikes, views and comments will just help these content farms grow with the same reposted and mass produced ragebait videos

>>19081469
You're really not understanding the concept here. I understand that you have some sort of attachment to a shitty recipe. That's not the point. The point is that some sexy broad made an absolutely retarded version of it for the intended purpose of causing outrage.

So you tell me, bro. How would your beloved soda pie turn out if you just poured it in pre-fab pie shells, sprinkled sugar and cornstarch on it, and covered it with butter?

It would turn out shitty. That's the fucking point. That was the intended outcome. And if that fucking broad can convince a celebrity to acknowledge it, that's money in the bank. How do you not understand this concept?

>>19081151
>>19081143
>>19081119
love her small yet saggy tits

>>19081496
>an absolutely retarded version of it
The only thing she fucking changed was using soda instead of water and adding fucking spices to it you retard. That's it, that's the fucking recipe. A pie shell, water, sugar, starch and a few blades of butter. That's It's vile even in the history books. Its on par with a plastic roastie making lamprey aspic to piss you off. My point was that there are things much more worthy of hate than the shit in OP, which would only bait unknowledgable retards like you who've never even heard of the recipe.

If you want to complain about social media bait videos, you complain about the ones that deliberately go out of their way to be as inconvenient and unpalatable despite being born from an actual sound idea, rather than screeching about a dead horse that's been beaten to death. Things like >>19081143 and >>19081469 that were specifically invented to waste food for clicks even though they can be used to cook proper food

>>19081506
Still missing the point. Cling to your favorite stupid pie recipe and be stupid all you like. I'm not even sure what you're arguing anymore as you've admitted the recipe is vile and stupid. Just because it's a pre-existing recipe?

You're just trying to argue shit. Go fuck yourself retard.

>>19081191
how about melted cheese that isn't garbage? I don't get mericans and their allegiance to turbo low quality shit

>>19081143
>>19081499
You can also see her feet at 0:42, love chicks who are barefoot at home

>>19081143
I just refuse to believe her pussy is good enough for him to "enjoy" eating that for her sake

>>19081469
How many fusions do you need. It should have ended with sour cream and the tortillas

>>19081191
She is of the ham sandwich people race, her resemblance of a ham sandwich should be proof enough of her, inadequate intellect, and her incapable genes, disgusting...

>>19081151
>they actually live this way? They aren't joking.
why are you like this?

>>19081447
https://www.eater.com/2021/5/11/22430383/why-are-gross-viral-food-videos-popular-rick-lax-facebook-watch

>>19081524
Like what? If you want that smooth melted texture you can't use regular cheese, you need an emulsifier

ive changed my mind, women shouldn't be in the kitchen

>>19082379
You shouldn't be in women either, which I'm sure you're not anyway.

>>19081458
I feel like I've heard that name before, he's been doing obnoxious shit for years and monetizing it I bet

>>19081487
I was with it until they deep fried it, that chicken is going to be dust

but yeah the move is to continually do something dumber and dumber so people keep watching, tik tok serving videos one by one without the user selecting puts things to a new level of having to grab attention, basically everything is an awful commercial or at least made in the same spirit

>>19082053
>posts some obscure website to give it clicks
At least webms don't give anybody views

>>19081151
What's wrong with this one? It's cheese, milk and pasta. That's what mac and cheese is. Unless you're getting your head up your ass about not using a roux.

>>19081143
its not, kill yourself

>>19081590
Based

>>19082683
WTF is this British cooking?

>>19081119
>What is wrong with people?
social media and the modern internet
like 90% of shit on the internet now is "WOW look how WACKY/sexy i am guys!!! Give me money xD"

>>19081119
I hate americans

>>19081125
It's too late. This is 4chan now. Viral outrage marketing for things posted on other platforms and politics.

>>19081469
>didn't even slice the tortilla pie evenly

>nails fully manicured
>food all premade
>has children
What man settled for this?

>filled up the back of their truck full of ramen and canned food for a skit
lol

>>19083270
>chooses to "stir" it by shoving her disgusting feet in garbage bags and walking around
Hard bet none of this went to any homeless people or charity and this attention whore and her cameraman just dumped it in the park somewhere.

I hope to see some of these people in Jack's situation one day.

>>19083329
not human

>>19081495
HAHAHAHAHAH... so instead of making a fish or vegie stock for her seafood soup, this bitch boils down one of the most processed foods to make an even more processed food?

America is fucking wild bro

>>19082938
All these comments are literally me but for armpits

>>19081125
I'd be 100% okay with those if making them were forced to eat their abominations.

>>19081119
Funny thing, I'm reminded of a recipe my grandmother taught me, called a "dump cake". It's where you place every ingredient in its own layer, instead of mixing it all together. Obviously you don't use soda, just traditional ingredients like flour and eggs and etc. You mix the ingredients that don't taste well on their own, like the eggs, but you layer everything else. It really ends up nice. It's like a peach cobbler more than a cake.

>>19082684
No one outside Muttland eats mac and cheese

>>19081151
nothing wrong with this, it’s just one of thise “one pot” recipes

>>19083610
>nothing wrong with this
If someone tries to feed me a block of velveeta I'm throwing them out of their own house.

>>19083619
It was cooked in the oven. Pretty sure the cheese melted anon. You can literally see her mixing it around.

>>19083656
I'm not eating a block of velveeta cheese. You might as well be serving wood.

>>19083668
You've never gotten mac and cheese at a restaurant?

>>19083678
Why would I go to a restaurant to order macaroni and cheese?

>>19081151
she has a Benis...right?

>>19083784
I assume you wouldn't just for that, though it's a common side dish. So you've never eaten mac and cheese at a restaurant?

>>19083199
Did she eat them frozen

>>19081151
This isn’t so bad

>>19081499
Based pancake appreciate

>>19083874
No

>>19083948
Weird, you must be pretty young.

>>19081119
>Gore Thread
>she didn't drop the pan as she was placing it in the over and spilling soda and butter mixture all over the inside of the of in and kitchen floor
Shit start.

>>19083894
Naw you can tell the food got cooked right before she put the chips on.

>>19081119

>>19082676
egg in soy sauce? what's wrong with this

>>19083246
an animal died just for its flesh to be treated this way
>:(

>>19083299
>plastic bag to pour the cheese
kino

>>19084041
Would've been 10x easier just to leave that shit in the tostinos jars

>>19083574
She looks absolutely miserable.

>>19084018
That ain't soy sauce.

>>19082938
Im starting to understand the appeal of feet bit by bit.

>>19081119
>>19081125
>water pie made with sugar water
>"meh"
>water pie made with flavored sugar water
>"REEEEEEEEEEE GOYSLOP REEEEEE I'M SO ANGREEEEEEEEEEE"
autism

>>19083574
most face powders have rice powder as a "natural base", it's not that strange
also the water you get after boiling rice should nourish hair and skin

>>19082729
Now that's some high quality French Toast.

>>19081143
I have the Compliment WEBm for this...
>derp!!

>>19081119
what's in the pipette

>>19082676

>>19081151
>Just like SHITTY PARENTS have SHITTY KIDS,
>Shitty COOKS make SHITTY FOOOD
Imagine my surprise.

>>19083997

>>19084252

>>19084261
2 burritos made with canned beans plonked out and rolled in tortillas then burnt in a pan, no seasoning.

>>19084258
I'd still eat that, desu

1) Americans aren’t people
2) fuck white subhumans

Everything you foreign monster touch turns out as complete nightmares, you’re only able to pile tons of ingredients over ingredients (always pre processed shit of course), often without any logic at all, and at the end there’s always the fucking plastic cheese and random sauce. You assembled 20 different flavours into a slop, puke resembling mess of sugary and salty mess, it’s so poetic it looks like your racemixed disgusting people in some way.

/ck/ has made me more racist than /pol/ and the jews have ever done since I started browsing this shithole of website 15 years ago.

There aren’t enough words to express the hate I have for Americans.

>>19084266
find the piece of wrapper.

>>19084267
it was made in this pan

>>19084271
Nice,
>>19083997
was made in my microwave

>>19084271
Gee, bill. A whole pound?

>>19084270
seething

>>19082683
There IS worse.

>>19082733
>chegged
>"Some people say my sauce is a little oily...And it is..."

>>19083299
>>19083199
>frozen burrito casserole
do these cunts not know what enchiladas are?

>>19083199
>checked
This is what happens when you marry a BAR WHORE.
Have some MOAR GOAR

>>19083270
Where's the follow up scenes where the Seagul---I mean Homeless people end up shitting all over the beach?

>>19083329
...

>>19081499
Pedo

>>19083997
Lolbertarian standard fare

>>19084365
Looks like the kinda burger you could get for a nickel back in the old diner.

>>19083580
Lies the dish was originally French
It's cheese and noodles everyone loves it

>>19081469
>Make decent marinade for your chicken
>Cover it in goybbq factory sauce

>>19084270
tfw my life of bliss not even knowing where your shithole is on a map

>>19084365
Looks nice I would eat it

>>19084365
I feel like this burger was purchased at a church fundraiser. Also the buns on that puppy look tasty. Would probably taste good with some fellowship.

>>19083199
I'm ashamed to say that I've done this, but stopped at :18 and put it in the oven.

>>19083199
Ja/ck/ tier

>>19083574
That's a lretty common traditional akin care product. Better than talc, but annoying when it flakes off upon drying if you put too much

>>19083329

>>19084243
Disgusting

>>19085245
Imagine doing it with breakfast sausages tho... with a layer of hashbrowns on top and a healthy amount of hot sauce.

>>19084365
the beef looks perfect

>>19085408
That's stupid. The weight gives it away.

>>19085408
Aren't white elephants supposed to drive the recipient into financial ruin? I don't get it

>>19084299
That's felony level kitchen behavior

>>19085441
No, it's secret Santa.

>>19081119
>No one posted a parthenocarpySA YT webm
>Not even the one cooking steak on a toilet rim with a lighter
I'm disappointed in you /ck/.

>>19081119
looks like a modified version of depression era water pie. an actual recipe.

>>19082684
i like caribbean macaroni pie too. something about the cheese and milk separating reminds me of my childhood

>>19083270
>trash bags put on the street
>already stepping on the street with bags on

>>19081119
Bait
>>19081143
Bait
>>19081151
Unconventional, would try
>>19081191
Cheese ramen is good and a normal Korean dish
>>19081469
This is a bbq shredded chicken recipe with a bait pie after the fact
>>19081495
Bait
>>19082676
Based
>>19082683
>>19082729
>>19082733
Also based
>>19083199
>prison tier food
Take a guess, bait or real?
>>19083246
Bait
>>19083270
>esl title
>esl ingredients
I mean seriously. Who puts that much parsley in fucking ramen. Bait.
>>19083299
See 3rd above
>>19083329
Honestly, I'd try it. It'd have to be quality centipedes though.
>>19083569
Cute and a good recipe, I'll have to try this
>>19083574
While this could be a real recipe, the video itself is bait.
>>19084243
A classi/ck/ webm
>>19084299
"I'm so le dumb" bait. Was funny maybe 15 years ago.
>>19084305
Based and good cookpilled
>>19084316
The foid's sex pandering is the most disgusting part of the video.
>>19084322
Bait for white comments
>>19085197
Bait for brown comments
>> 19085408
Stupid video and an equally stupid poster
>>19085426
Based sloppa

Overall there's nothing particularly good or bad about this thread. 5/10.

>>19081469
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc

>>19081143
i see absolutely nothing wrong with this. there is no real need to cook the spaghet like that, but otherwise this is perfectly fine food. could use some herbs tho, and she didnt season it aside from the tomato sauce.

>>19085441
The recipient will have to build an expensive wine cellar to store the bottle, yes.

>>19086558
that knife tech is a clear mark of somebody that never cooks.

>>19086612
Lots of people manage to do something every day without ever improving, anon.

>>19082938
lol imagine you larp as trad for clicks and now your jobs is to deal with drooling creeps. i wonder how many stalkers she got

>>19081143
>with the exception of the ready made marinara and not sauteeing the peppers and onion what did she do wrong?

thats just basically every lasgana cannelloni recipe there is

>>19083871
kill yourself

I came into this thread expecting to see things I do not like and now I am upset how could this be happening to me?

>>19086032
fuck off faggot

>>19083569
wow that looks delicious

>>19083569
what cheese melts like that?

>>19081151
Huh, that actually looks alright. Interesting way to cook the mac

>>19081514
I'm not either of those anons, but depression era cooking made due with a lot less. That's why the recipes look basic or even funny nowadays. You make the best of what you have when you don't have much. That's how shit like peanut butter and onion sandwiches got created. Pretty simple concept to understand.

>>19082633
>Eater
>Obscure
Anon, I don't follow any food channels besides Ordinary Sausage and I have seen Eater come up various times. Not really obscure.

>>19084444
Quads of truth. Macaroni and cheese haters BTFO

>>19082938
Footfags are mentally deranged, I swear

>>19084365
Looks fine, a humble borgir. I'd eat

>>19081119
I know this was meant as a ragebait but why is it always a white woman doing these

>>19086894
because traditionally white pussy is the most desired, resulting in white holes being allowed to pull vapid whore stunts like this more often than other races.

>>19081151
people who cook big have big egos

>>19083299
These are crazy. Piling premade / processed foods in a single dish and heating it in the oven really doesn’t qualify as “cooking”.

>>19086759
Gruyère. Any hard cheese, really.

>>19084046
Had to put it in the bag to pipe it out like a fancy chef!

>>19083270
>puts on a bag
>steps on the asphalt
>steps into the food

>>19085197
>chang tok filter can’t hide the ghastly state of those teeth
At least not when they’re coated in whatever the fuck that is

>>19086940
>it's not real cooking b-because you used canned peas instead of garden-picked!

>>19086558
brooooo she works for the chum bucket

>>19081143

her boyfriend looks like he has GRIDS

>>19086032
fucking kill yourself

>>19084261
This a how a real man cooks.

>>19081469
I was ok with it until they busted out the pizza sauce.

>>19086032
FAGGOT

>>19081143
This is why I learned to cook. There's no fucking way I'm letting a woman feed me this slop

>>19082266
are you this retarded, i throw cheese in heavy cream all the time and it melts perfectly. I will literally go do it rn

>>19085197

fucking bug people

>>19084390

>>19086914

>>19082676
the heat of the soy sauce cooks the egg

>>19081191
This kind of ramen is big in Korea and Japan

>>19086633
La creatura...

>>19081495
>Doritos Consomme
I would try it once but it looks like too much work for a lightly dorito flavored soup

>>19081524
that woman is clearly swedish

>>19083199
Could be good if they baked it first. Then it's just an enchilada

>>19083574
her skin condition doesen't really sell the product to me.

>>19083246
One Flamin Hot Milksteak please

>>19081119
Test

>>19083574
my mom makes this shit, apparently works wonders, not that i've noticed

>>19086032
Who told you that we care about your input faggot mass replyer? This isn't Reddit

>>19083574
Better than Talcum

>>19084365
cute borgir, i'd eat it, probably enjoy it too

>>19083574
Pigam
T3LLU8

>>19088261
damn so no argument…
must’ve been completely true then

>>19084426
Those are called Slug Burgers. Slug was old slang for a nickle or something.

>>19083569
Is this edited? Cats cant do that.

>>19084243
at least there’s no carbs

It obviously only exists to be filmed because it's more eyecatching to do something like
>>19081143
A bundle of sticks with portioned meat on top of even though separating all of those would obviously be eassier.
>>19081151
Block of cheese in the middle you pour your cheese around, even though yuo could have just also grated that cheese.
It's more of an "omg cool!" for you disgusting tiktok users than the obviously better tasting version would be (ignoring the rest of these recipes)
Saged

>>19086636
You don't pose with your bare feet like that if you don't want the attention. It's not like she's doing anything, she's literally just doing a pose

>>19086558
I too, cook with a massive hard on.

>>19088270
That poor animal in the back at :47 you just know he has to fight for scraps

>>19081119
1700s niggas made pies out of red delicious and crab apples and thought it was the best shit ever invented
>meanwhile a single can of coca cola has fifty grams of sugar in it and can be turned into a pie by itself
Ludicrous times we live in

>>19081182
No, it is not. Stop saying that. Stop it! You're spreading lies! And for what purpose?

>>19081469

>>19081119
>soda cobbler

theres nothing wrong with using cola in recipes. but its absolutely retarded to mix it all in the pie crust like that.

>>19084243
that mouse looks like she fucks human males.

whats the point of this thread? this entire board is filled to the brim with gore by people trying to get a reaction from others

>>19082676
it looks like he is trying to lightly scald the top of the fried egg with oil but the oil is no longer hot enough.

>>19085197
w...what is that?

>>19084365
This must be bait. That burger looks humble yet delicious desu

>>19090386
Cow stomach filled with mushrooms or something, ignore the narcissistic woman. It''s actually delicious.

>>19081119
OP hurt me today.

>>19081880
i see you too have played the funny racist detective game

>>19090414
great outrage fodder
i love that white women don't know what bowls are

>>19084261
on second thought maybe wayne does need help in the kitchen

>>19090414
>so like i went to this fancy place and they like just dump everything on the table. thats like normal right so heres my tiktok video where i do it but with a twist :D

these people rule over us.

>>19084250
>what's in the pipette
I'd guess vanilla extract.

>>19081119

>>19090873
WTF he's literally trashing the fond

>>19083246
her husband obviously isn't beating her hard enough

>>19090939
>>19090942
Do germans really?

>>19087440
It isn't, it's called "reheating"

>>19090414
>homeless people exist
>white girls:

>>19090873
>crowding your block

>>19081143
I'ma beat the shit outta this hoe

>>19081125
This is what I tell myself to cope with having watched them but some of them leave lingering doubts.

>>19083199
this would have been fairly inoffensive if she used a smaller pan and stopped at just the cheese or at least used less of the toppings.

>>19083270
aren't garbage bags lubricated so they don't get stuck in the can when they empty them

>>19090374
it's for inspiration

are attractive women all secretly disgusting?
this thread confirms what I've suspected since it occurred to me several years ago that those fake long plastic nails they often have would make it impossible to wipe one's ass properly.
just thinking out loud here

>>19091411
>unwiped ass is disgusting
we get a cis het straightoid over here boys

>>19081119
mmmm that yummy fanny tho

>>19090949
what the fuck is that
it's not frozen in any way or he'd lose the hand pretty quickly

I need webms of our spice police queen, pasta queen, and halal truck queen. the royalty of /ck/. and that milf shareen or whatever her name is on youtube is nice too

>>19091424
the fanny is the front, she does got a nice dump truck though.

>>19084299
Women are so stupid

>>19085408
Women are so stupid

>>19084299
>people have to go to college to learn how to drain ground beef

>>19090414
Women are so stupid

>>19081524
American cheese has a special emulsifier that helps make smooth sauces. Its a real and legitimate technique.

>>19090929
>wasting food for clout
Not even funny.

>>19081143
That looks great. I might try it tonight

>>19081191
What’s the red stuff?

>>19081119
Tiktok is literally making us regress as a peole

I watched like half of these and not one is even slightly offensive. Most of them look good

>>19084299
so she paid all that tuition only to mistake water for fat, that would reduce off if she had the pan on hot enough

>>19081143
I feel like I'm dumber for having watched that video.

>>19081151
other than the fact that she preps her food like a retard, im sure this would taste ok.

>>19083329
based. chinks understand we're alpha predators.

>>19083574
i love women that spend so much time and money into creams instead of eating right and working out....shit that actually works.

>>19081524
i'm an europen who loves nice cheeses and even I prefer american-style emulsified chedar for sauces and grilled cheese. it's just better bcs of the emulsifiers. redditor cooks like you always make cheese sauce out of bechamel (Mornay sauce) but that shit is vile and grainy compared to simple cheese sauce made out of emulsified cheese + a bit of nice hard cheese for flavor. I think it's a waste to use expensive cheese for sauces anyways as the cheese loses its natural texture which is half of the point

>>19092595
Working out ages skin prematurely.

>>19092595
I wish they'd stop caking themselves in makeup. That shit is poison and I don't think it looks good either.

>>19092644
I would LOVE to see a citation on that one.

>>19092663
Just check out all the 30+ year olds at a gym compared to the aging nerds at a Pokemon CCG tournament. The latter has much smoother skin.

>>19090873
I know people on this board call everything a meme but this really is some meme bullshit.
If I somehow end up in the wilderness with only a steak, a campfire, and a block of salt I'll STILL not cook the steak on the saltblock.
Looks like absolute shit and apparently takes several increments of 15 minutes to even get hot.

>>19092665
That doesn't in any way prove that the gym is ruining their skin, anon.
Chicks who go to the gym care about their looks and therefore probably also wear a lot of makeup, and that stuff will rot your face.

this thread made laugh
and now I am very very depressed.

>>19084322
When you're dealing with THAT quantity of greens, I honestly can't blame her. As long as you cleaned the tub well, it's perfectly fine. Especially since greens like this tend to get cooked anyway.

>>19085441
White elephant just means exchanging gifts of a humorous and amusing nature. We did a white elephant in my family a few years back and I gave my designated recipient a 14" cock made out of premium Belgian chocolate.

>>19092693
yes.
but she has soap in there too, hence the bubbles.
lol

>>19092701
And? As long as you rinse the soap off at the end, its fine.

>>19084316
I used to simp hard for her, and I don't regret it.

>>19092701
Lots of things make bubbles.
I take it you don't live near the ocean.

>>19092698
One version of the expression comes from the other.
Originally, a white elephant was literally a white elephant gifted to someone. Because the white elephant was holy it could not be put to work or given away again and it cost a fortune to maintain, possibly ruining the recipient.
Eventually, the term was adapted by churches, charities etc. as white elephant sales/exchanges like flea markets where people could get rid of unwanted gifts and that evolved into the secret Santa version you're familiar with.

>>19092711
She looks like every other Korean woman and her schtick was funny for less than the runtime of that webm.

>>19081469
the american experiment has failed

>>19082939
Bong here - I have absolutely no idea what that is. Not aware of any bong recipes that start with 'place 1kg of mince in a pan of cold water - make sure you handle the mince like you have never seen it before in your life'

>>19092701
Yeah, those are a thing

>>19092800
>detoxifying
This instantly makes me assume it's bullshit

>>19081119
“You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.”

>>19092800
come on now that is a completely different product from dish soap or shampoo or whatever that baboon put in the dirty baboon ass tub don't be a fucking retard

>>19092803
its just a buzzword to put on the packaging. does vinegar break down some toxin found in a chemical lab only? DETOXIFYING!

>>19082683
Did he sneak a little taste at 0:16

>>19092970
>he
I hate newfaggots

>>19088782
Wait ‘til you see them dancing

>>19091381
only the black ones

>>19093004
what you call me cracka?

>>19092987
Oh my bad. Did xe sneak at little taste at 0:16

>>19090873
>no sear
>barely medium
>that cleaning jump cut
>the million ways to fuck it up
>negative payoff
amazing
who ever thought of something this retarded needs a bullet or two between the eyes

>>19090604
>>19090991
>>19091510

>implying its just women who do this

Fucking incels.

>>19093645

>>19081469
I would love to seenl how the fuck you grill that.
Anyways if they didn't put pizza sauce on it, and lose the bbq sauce (maybe some kinda Spanish hot sauce instead) that didn't look inedible by any means. Stupid and gratuitous and not good, but not nightmare fuel like the rest here

>>19092800
I wonder what kind of people that's targeted to

>>19081143
What’s the point? It’s a terrible meat stew with horribly overcooked spaghetti. Just cook the fucking spaghetti separate and make a proper meat stew with smaller pieces. Or just a lasagna?
I bet they sold this as “time saving” too. Fucking hell.

>>19093854
restaurants probably? if thats some high yield mix you dissolve 1:100 the quantity would check out.

>>19090929

>>19094099
where's the rest where they take turns sucking the camerman's cock?

>>19094099
why exactly do they look like such ginormous faggots? its just a couple seconds, and they are dressed casually with nothing overtly faggoty about it.
its just four seconds of them briefly looking at each other and showing a few expressions, yet it screams gay more than most billy herrington photos.

>>19081469
I'm stealing the first few steps for tacos

>>19081119
>>19081143
fucking stupid Bitch. BITCH.

>>19086636
yes, but fuck me, what a specimen

>>19092713
niggers wash food with soap, dontcha know

>>19090873
This is such a retarded fad, if it was a granite slab i would've been all for it.

>>19083299
While i was growing up all the women in my family instilled in me that packaged foods are usually not used as ingredients themselves (unless canned or explicitly to be used as ingredients). So it was always quite instinctively clear to me that chocolates, or marshmallows or instant foods like hot pockets were food items and not ingredients.
I wonder if this line of thinking isn't being communicated to the next generation

>>19086636
>larp as trad for clicks
It’s so transparently a fetish and I’m not even talking about the feet

>>19085441
Wow it’s almost like it’s about a mildly inconvenient gift for the laughs and not taking the definition literally

>>19091674
MY BLOODY CUM

>>19090414
ok but that tortilla cone is pretty neat. Could be useful.

>>19094118
I guess you’d know

>>19092686
You watch Marty t?

>>19084365
'cado?

>>19094118
They're brothers that don't hate each other and the comfortable familiarity of close family comes across as gay in the brief cuts.

>>19083569
This has been confirmed fake.

>>19093645
Men don't. They don't experiment or try to copy people. They just put things on top of each other and eat it. If there was an abundance of men on tiktok cooking abominations like Jack, I'd post them

>>19081119
>make diet coke pie
>give slice to friend
>offer her a mentos topping
>:D

>>19083329
The one with the eels is cooler and more badass. This is just drowning centipedes which probably don't taste very good.

>>19084299
>Pours beef fat down the drain to harden
Educating women was a mistake

>>19092573
There's literally nothing wrong with it.

>>19081499
>>19081590
Have some respect for this young man!

>>19084322

>>19084365
This is the archetype of burgers. It is the great premoginator of my peoples collective appetite. I kneel.

>>19082266
so use an emulsifier

>>19090873
steak, nice and grey...

>>19095739
fucking kek

>>19086633
like a john waters film but more gross

>>19082053
huh. i grew up with the guy this article is about. i had no idea that he was internet famous