/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19077149
All of them.

good ol tone

for me it's Tony Cheah-chur-uh's seasoning

lawry's is black peepo cajun seasoning

Krazy Janes Mixed Up Salt, and the Mixed Up Pepper

I think only pre-mixed seasoning blend I have in my cabinet is japanese 7 spice because it has stuff in it I'd never use otherwise. Most blends are a waste of money. The 7 spice is a waste, really, I don't use it that often but I'm not going to keep the shit to make my own on hand.

>>19077246
I used the 7 spice with some japanese mayo to make a dip for some karaage I made. It was really good.

I keep it at my desk.

>>19077149
salt, the main ingredient of any 4channer

>>19077200
>>19077202
hurd you liked salt with your salt so we added some salt to your salt bro

>>19077277
>Lawry's Seeznin Soap - tastes clean as a muffugah

this shit

discontinued
rip ;__;

Smell it thru da phone!

>>19077149
I love this stuff so much I keep a small one in my pocket and when I go to lunch, whatever I order, it gets a salty dose

lemon pepper seasoning and/or dried dill. I put these two in practically everything I cook.

>>19077316
DOES A MACHINE LIKE YOURSELF EVER EXPERIENCE TASTE?

>>19078211
i can taste a man's liver when i swallow his cum

what's wrong with vegetta?

>>19077277
kek

Its a miracle

chlorox and lawrys. gotta season da food homie

>>19077149
Default seeznin

>>19077277
But where's the Clorox?

Just give me some freshly ground black pepper

should I take the curry pill?
what components in curries do you think are really tasty for a westoid?

>>19078881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6heu8n5M82Y

2 parts garlic powder, 1 part onion powder, 1 part paprika

>>19077277
This. I prefer to wash and season in one step.

Step aside chuds

>>19077149
When I was super anorexic, I would mix a tbsp of that with hot water and ate it as “soup” for most meals. I was 87 pounds on my 18th birthday.

>>19077149
salt and pepper

>>19079066
So you were more of a water seasoner than a chicken washer?

>>19079750

>>19077149
salt and pepper, but only a little bit of pepper I can't handle spicy food

>>19079762
the jannies are gonna be steamed you'll have to reset your cable modem

>>19077149
>tin.. tin tin tin tintintintintintin tin tin..
>DINDIN
>DUNDUN
>YOOOOOOOooouuuuu

>>19077241
>old bay

good on everything.

>>19077277
If this was legal it'd make a fortune in EBT

this stuff here

>>19077149
I like this stuff.

>>19077149
I use whatever combination of seasonings works best with each dish like a proper human.

>>19077149
Apparently pitmasters swear by this

If you know, you know

The goodstuff

>>19077388
>second ingredient is sugar.

>>19079772
literally not my problem

>>19077316
wog detected

Salt, pepper, garlic salt, garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, cayenne, red pepper flakes

Good on everything all the time
You'll mad but it's true

>>19080755
i'm half maltese (the bottom half)

if you know, you know ;)

Stop.

*mogs both spices and condiments in your path*

>>19082700
did you know that maggi changes their recipe depending on what market they're selling in?
your maggi might not be at all like my maggi

I only have four seasonings that I ever put on my food (not all of them at once):
salt
soy sauce
monosodium glutamate
garlic powder

I usually add garlic when I have guests to make sure none of them are vampires

>>19077241
Any seafood it's gotta have oldbay 10/10

>>19077329
>when you want to snort your candy and your coke together

for me it's pic rel. I go through 2 of these babies a month.

Make my own all purpose rub that consists of a tbs of

Garlic
Onion
Ancho powder
Smoked Paprika
Cayenne
White pepper
Salt
Black green and pink peppercorn coarse
Turmeric
Italian blend
Lemon pepper
Beef and chicken bullion
Celery seed
Cumin
Sage
Red pepper flake
1 tsp of saffron

>>19077241
>White People: The Seasoning

>>19083639
basketball-american seasoning police detected

>>19083639
Watch any black cooking video, they love o'bey

>>19079762
>“Seasonings could be here,” she thought.
>“I’ve never BBQ’d in the ghetto before, SEASONINGS could be anywhere.”
>The warmth from the kitchen hearth felt good against her makeup-caked face.
>“I HATE MCCORMICK’S” she thought to herself.
>Her copyright free youtube soundtrack reverberated her entire kitchen, making it pulsate even as the $9 Bota Box circulated through her dainty veins and washed away her (merited fears) of minorities who have never seen a real onion.
>“With a kitchen, you can cook anything you want,” she said to TikTok followers, out loud.

>>19077149
>https://www.tiktok.com/@chefjayvoo/video/7009819583561452805?lang=en
AYO DAT SHIT NEED MO SEASONS DAT SHIT AIN'T SEASON NUFFIN SHIIIEEEEET

>>19079066
please be in Knoxville

Yt pipo don't season dey seasoning.

>>19084492
>cooking your food in orange-flavored HFCS and dollar store spices
>not a vegetable or an aromatic in sight
>best cooks in America

Vegeta Original. None of that no-MSG crap.

>>19077149
Salt pepper onion garlic powder, or SPOG for short.

>season thread turns into yt seethe thread
Lol
Lmao
its just sad at this point

>>19077160
for me, its top left. goes in everything

>>19084631
He puts corn, onions and celery but yeah this still ghetto as shit with all the walmart spices

Kneel.

>>19084482
So good. Love it

this stuff is very zesty

>>19080678
Literally the best

>>19077277
Is this what negroes use to wash the chicken?

>>19077149

I don’t usually use seasoning mixes. I instinctively pull out garlic powder, onion powder, salt, pepper, paprika and cumin as my basic go to combo.

>>19077388
Hypertension in a bottle

>>19084775
>"A unique blend of herbs and spices that has been used by the Seminoles for years"
>salt, pepper, MSG
HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEEolsleh8E

>>19077149
I use this on muh chikin

>>19084704
based

>>19080762
Congragulations you home made this >>19077200

>>19084966
Badass you home made taco seasoning on pure instinct. Personally i think thyme and dill while by no means unknown, are yet underrated.

>>19077388
pocket lawrys!

>>19079066
Certainly one way to lose weight.
Might try it

>>19084513
How do chickens respond to smoke alarm beeps?

>>19083639
Uh oh the seasoning police are here, pull out your Lawrys and garlic pepper Boys, we cooking rancid meat well tonight!!

>>19077149
Why should I go to a seasoning?

>>19077277

>>19083639
>t. Tyronius-Jabron Washington Carver
I don't listen to soap eaters.

Windex

This stuff is pretty good if you want to make anything tart.

McCormick Montreal seasoning for steak
Pappy's for anything else.

>>19077329
Missing something?

>>19078875
Came to post this literally all I need

>>19088658
>name brand cinnamon sugar
bro why

>>19088746
It also has vanilla and graham flavors so it doesn't just taste like cinnamon and sugar.

If you respect your food, then you do not ruin it.

>>19088755
>graham flavors
Who is this Graham, and what does he taste like?

>>19079788
arrived for this. I put that shit on everything slanty

>its a /pol/ takes an absolute stance against all spice that isn't salt or pepper because of muh culture war -episode

This shit will change your life.

>>19089414
>t. Triggered bleach chicken consumer

>>19084987
>0.1g carbs
ketobros i'm thinking we'll have to pass on this one

>>19089701
>you must be personally offended if you don't think highly of my obsession with an imaginary internet kerfuffle
Yeah, thanks for confirming how you don't belong here. Don't let the door hit you on your way out

>>19080678
Yep

>>19089639
>Salt, pepper, garlic, MSG
Wow it's basically the same as >>19084987

But how could Ancient Greeks and American Indians use the exact same seasoning? Does this finally prove the Alien Pyramid Atlantis Lizard Hypothesis? (Or does it merely demonstrate that you can get wypipo to pay 10x for MSG salt if you put a wog on the label?)

>>19089929
nigger have you never been to a greek festival at an orthodox church? they put that or a similar blend on everything. v.tasty u mong. also fuck greece

>>19089929
It tastes good, don't be a homo.

>>19089911
>>you must be personally offended if you don't think highly of my obsession with an imaginary internet kerfuffle
This, but genuinely

>>19077149
Queen of /ck/

>>19088746
It was actually on clearance for $0.80.

>>19090387
can i have a qrd on this babe? she’s quite attractive

>>19090417
Mexican girl who uses fresh seasoning owned niggers who uses butt cancer powder.

>Oh this spice/seasoning looks ni-
>Ethoxyquin
nope

Do people seriously wash chicken? Why?

>>19089943
>>19089945
Nobody's disputing that, if anything just the opposite, everybody agrees that salt, pepper, MSG, garlic, and onion is a magic combo. MSG is neat but it's not "muh ancient cultural secret", it's a cheat code.

>>19089943
This is based as fuck

>>19090465
during the civil rights movement wypipo would tamper with food sold to blacks
poisoning was obviously a crime but food poisoning? that can get swept under the rug

modern blacks dont know why the wash their chicken, it's just an anachronistic thing that they do because their mama did it

>>19080678
Inferior to
>>19080502

>>19082700
>tastes like nothing until you add one drop too much then tastes disgusting in your path

>>19088758
enjoy your hyponatremia

>>19077388
Ok hilary

>>19086873
I got you fren

>>19077149
>>19077160
>>19077241
>>19080502
>>19080678
you're bad at cooking

>>19085676
Kek!

>>19077149

I didn’t know this until recently but Lawry’s is very popular in the African American community

>>19077149

>>19078875
say when

>seasoning police
i hate them so much

this shit is great on any asian-ish dish especially rice

Obey

>>19092992
I can just tell from that olive oil bottle that it's the gutter oil cheapest of the cheap "Gem" brand sold at walmart.

>>19084595
based everglades enjoyer

>>19090387
Was waiting for this, based poster

Or Chaat masala depending on what I made

Why would you use anthing else?

>>19090387
Total Anti-fresh Death

Kill anti-freshs. Behead anti-fresh. Roundhouse kick a anti-fresh into the concrete. Slam dunk a anti-fresh baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy anti-fresh. Defecate in a anti-freshs food. Launch anti-fresh into the sun. Stir fry anti-fresh in a wok. Toss anti-fresh into active volcanoes. Urinate into a anti-fresh gas tank. Judo throw anti-fresh into a wood chipper. Twist anti-fresh heads off. Report anti-fresh to the IRS. Karate chop anti-fresh in half. Curb stomp pregnant anti-fresh. Trap anti-fresh in quicksand. Crush anti-fresh in the trash compactor. Liquefy anti-fresh in a vat of acid. Eat anti-fresh. Dissect anti-fresh. Exterminate anti-fresh in the gas chamber. Stomp anti-fresh skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate anti-fresh in the oven. Lobotomize anti-fresh. Mandatory abortions for anti-fresh. Grind anti-fresh fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown anti-fresh in fried chicken grease. Vaporize anti-fresh with a ray gun. Kick old anti-fresh down the stairs. Feed anti-fresh to alligators. Slice anti-fresh with a katana.

>>19077149
> YT don't wash they chicken

>>19079048
based and South African pilled

Worcestershire goes into everything

>>19079788
>>19077329
based

otherwise just salt, pepper, garlic powder, and paprika

>>19093838

>>19095377
Even icecream?

>refutes a 20 year old relentless assault by minorities

White people, I'm thinking we're back

>>19077195
You're a cooklet if you don't make season your food starting from whole spices, ground in a mortar and pestle if necessary

>>19084942
Good one

>>19091694
That'll give you some cool runnings nawmsayin

Sad that people got tricked into thinking this is bad for you.

Umami paste pisses on dry seasonings

OH LAWRY

>It's another night of my family complaining because I seasoned something with more than a passing thought about lemon juice I had while the oven was heating up

>>19090421

>>19097115
Think, nigger, for once in your life!

>>19079066
hope you're doing better today

>>19097033
>make fried chicken for some family
>came out pretty fucking good
>season all of it with cumin powder, garlic powder, some onion powder, and a little salt
>season half of it with lemon pepper and red pepper flakes
>they all complained about the lemon pepper
Fuck them. More for me.

>>19097135
>Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our flavor! >>19077277

>>19090387
Name ?

>>19077160
>knorr Halal chicken powder

>>19097115
>>19097135
>>19097164
kek

>>19092226
a classic

>>19084777
is it moist?

>>19077149
Oregano, bought from grandmas off the street :)

>>19077149