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>>19071210
>What do you get at McDonald’s?
coffee.

>>19071233
Same.

>A burger
>A milkshake
>Maybe an apple pie or Chili Cheese Nuggets if I've the money

Shamrock shakes are the only reason to go there. The fries are decent but there's places with better ones.

>>19071210
I like their nuggets because it makes Jamie Beer Belly seethes.

>>19071210
I love the Filet-O-Fish, but they always fuck it up, like they can never center the cheese. But IG I love it and is the only thing I go there for, I prefer BK a lot more, while McD Just the Fish and the Euro-Toast I take.

>>19071210
Mcdoubles and 4pc nuggies
I eat the nuggies after drenching them in HFCS bbq sauce and then eat maybe half the mcdouble
It's just not worth eating

>>19071210
I would never eat at mcdonalds again because I'm no longer a child that doesn't know better

>>19071210
Crispy chicken sandwich + 10pc nugger + large fry + oreo mcflurry + large DIET coke, plus squirting about half a cup of ketchup onto a napkin because those little cuck cups cannot accommodate my ketchup needs

>>19071371
Being an adult and a moron is no better anon.

>>19071210
The Holy trinity: Hamburger Cheeseburger Chickenburger. I don't need any fancy expensive burger, just give me the basics. Maybe a McFlurry once in a while.

Sundae with extra caramel sauce.
Hot caramel on top of soft ice and the caramel thickens does something.
Maybe I'm just a sucker for caramel

>>19071210

>>19071210
>What do you get at McDonald’s?
directions

test

>>19071210
Just a bunch of normal small burgers. Cheap af, very tasty, and it actually fills me up.

>>19071210
Covfefe and/or diarrhea

>>19071210
french fries and nuggets.

Crispy Mc Anything for me, champ.

No-one is going to say anything about the fork and knife eh

>>19072146
Maybe if it were anywhere else, but Maccas employees are too retarded to keep the sauces on the sandwiches 99% of the time, so it's either that or use 9001 napkins.

>>19072146
What's there to say?

>>19072146
op is a distinguished gentleman

>>19071210
Cheeseburger chilichicken milkshake and nuggets

>>19071210
I actually do like Big Mac as well

>>19071355
For me it's this and the mcchicken

>>19073559
lmao

>>19071210
This and coffee

>>19071210
It must be kinda a fun job to work for macdonalds as the 4chan marketing guy. You can just get some free food and make some shitposts like eating it with a fork and knife as bait. You chuckle to yourself as you get replies, knowing they pay you a full salary to do this like once a day maybe. "Anon sure is good at computers" the old boss says about you.

>>19073765
Kek.
Lurk more you fucking newfag.

>>19071210
Used to get either the Mac Jr when they had them and the jalapeno mcchicken, fuck them for getting rid of both

Iced tea.

I unironically love their tea, its one of the few chains where the iced tea is the same everywhere I go. I'll load up on like four cups of it if I'm going on a long road trip.

>>19071210
I don't eat that overpriced goyslop.

HOW COME NOONE HAS COMMENTED ABOUT THE FORK AND KNIFE THIS PERSON IS USEING TO EAT THAT BURGER?!

>>19074449
It’s a yuropoor thing.
It’s weird going into McDonald’s in London or Paris and seeing them all using utensils.

>>19074459
Bong here, they only have utensils for the breakfast menu (sausages, pancakes)

>>19074464
And the salads.

>>19071210
Nothing. Never been, never intend to.

>>19071210
constipation. mcdonalds gives me hard, dry flaky poos like no other food on earth. they are an intense struggle to free from my anus. often half breaks off and goes back up inside. it's the only food in the world where i am already thinking about the resulting difficult poo before i'm even putting it in my mouth.

>>19071210
mc crispy because it tastes better then chickfila

>>19074449
OP is just a distinguished gentleman

there is no problem here

>>19071210
cheeseburger happy meal with a chicken mayo on the side
sometimes nuggets too

>>19073559
This is how I imagine biblical purgatory looks like; nothing but liminal and a rare Ronald every now and then.

>>19075889
yes i clean..sii..no no...

>>19073689
Based Big Breakfast enjoyer

>>19075905

>>19075953
yeah no shit, look at those toenails you dont care about your life

Quarter pounder, 10 PC nugget, add a vanilla shake if I'm feeling froggy. If you're feeling froggy, JUMP.

>>19071355
is that you Perry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtfONY8kPcQ

>>19071210
>What do you get at McDonald’s?
Fat.

>>19075953
I'm not a huge fan of the biscuit, BUT... you can use it to make a sandwich out of the potato, egg, and sausage.
Not really any point in doing much with the pancakes aside from adding syrup and butter and eating them.

>>19071210
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>19072201

Double quarter pounder

haven't eaten there in a few years but I used to get
>two (2) McDoubles, no veg, add bacon and mayo
>medium fry
>medium strawberry Fruitopia
I still go sometimes in the Summer just for a Fruitopia

For me, it's going in 5 minutes before the lobby closes but when they are still slammed at the drive thru window and order
>"Umm yes I would like a vanilla ice cream."
>"Also I would like fifteen cheeseburgers. Several of my friends have severe food allergies so I need them all bagged separately and labeled with each of their names individually so that Cody, who is a celiac, doesn't die when he eats Lisa's no-pickle burger on accident."
I placed this order once and heard a guy in the back loudly quit on the spot.

>>19076358
does he still have the credenza

Used to be a mcdouble when it was $2, or a sausage McMuffin when it was $1. Now I barely go because fuck their prices.

Nuggets
There's a place nearby which does better everything for a similar price range but only McDs does nuggets