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19050310 No.19050310 [Reply] [Original]

Why do these slap so hard?

>> No.19050321

you need to thaw them first

>> No.19050415
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>>19050321

>> No.19050432
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>>19050310

>> No.19050607

fr fr they do be bussin ong they deadass slap hard af no cap

>> No.19050825
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>>19050310
The round ones were better. Also, why can't I find the supreme ones anymore? That was the only kind worth getting.

>> No.19050900

>>19050825
I'm not hating just genuinely curious what "sausage & pizza topping [...]" means in this context. I'm well versed in labeling shenanigans and would eat one of those without hesitation I'm just trying to ascertain what that is really telling me

>> No.19050906

>>19050900
Dude Totino's is fake everything. The "pepperoni topping" has like 3 animals in it and the cheese has never been real. It's the most bottom-tier processed shit you can put in your body. Been eating it since I was a teenager

>> No.19050912

>>19050906
upon closer inspection it does seem to be a marvel of the industrialized world and for that I am thankful to be alive to witness

>> No.19050923

>>19050432
Things cooked in the microwave heat up internally first then the exterior, and they work by heating water molecules so burning something in a microwave is pretty much impossible. The poster is a bigger retard than the average party pizza enjoyer.

>> No.19051137

>>19050825

>round totinos

BRING IT BACK

>> No.19051282

>>19050310
I miss when they were round..
>>19050825
Why did they take them away?

>> No.19051296

>slap
Zoomer fuck off

>> No.19051310

>>19051282
The square ones were a way for them to hide the fact that they were giving you less product while raising the price

>> No.19051320

>>19050825
When they take it away its so that you forget the price, then they raise it to the new price and bring it back. It could also be that they locally ran out of stock and they just didnt order more, due to not selling as well as the others. I still have supremes in my local area.

>> No.19051333

>>19050310
I honestly do not understand why people pay $10 or more for pizza from a restaurant when a Totinos tastes better and only costs $1.50

>> No.19051345

>>19051333
it's over $2 here

>> No.19052030

>>19050310
>fold in half and eat like a taco
I get random cravings for this shit and spaghetti Os

>> No.19052066

>>19050432
going to use steps 17 18 and 19 tonight

>> No.19052251

>>19051333
The only problem with buying them is I end up wanting to eat 3 of them and they're probably worse for your health.

>> No.19052772

>>19052030
>fold in half and eat like a taco
This is it, bros.

>> No.19052788

>>19050310
They totes mcgoats slap brah

>> No.19052789

>>19050310
How would a grown-up ask this?

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>>19052789
>These taste really good, despite being relatively cheap and low quality when compared to many pizza chains. Why is that?
The advanced Zoomer brain manages to take that essay of a question, grind it down to it's basic essence, and also assumes you've experienced this phenomena as well and can digest the proposal without any need for additional backstory/context. It's actually very efficient and facilitates dialogue between people instantly. based Zoomers

>> No.19052826

>>19052789
This >>19052823

Why many word when few word fine?

>> No.19052829

>>19052826
Perhaps because humans don't speak like that?

>> No.19052848

>>19052829
They do now, gramps. Deal with it or die mad.

>> No.19052850

>>19052848
No, no they don't.

>> No.19052852

>>19052850
You're out of touch.

>> No.19052855

>>19052852
Don't try to reason with flyovers

>> No.19052858

>>19052852
You're a grown man who lives with his mom.

>> No.19052859

>>19052852
No, no I'm not.

>> No.19052862
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>>19050310
Why did they change the name from Jeno's to Totino's?
This has to be some kind of Berenstain Bears psyop, right?

>> No.19052864

>>19052852
you're out of time

>> No.19052872

>>19052858
No
>>19052859
Yes
>>19052864
But I'm out of my head when you're not around.

>> No.19052873

>>19052852
I'm out of time

>> No.19052874

>>19052872
No

>> No.19052880

>>19052874
Yuh huh are so.

>> No.19052885

>>19052880
I think not. Although I'm sure the school playground is a hoot.

>> No.19052891

>>19052885
Yes you are times infinity.

>> No.19054476

>>19050432
based old pasta

>> No.19054785
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>>19052862
lol when I was a kid I hated the school cafeteria pizza with a passion. then we had a field trip where they were gonna give us pizza, but I assumed it would be the cafeteria pizza so I begged my mom to bake a pizza and let me bring it for myself. she made jeno's and of course it was lukewarm and nasty by the time I got to eat it... and the pizza they brought everyone else was pizza hut (this was way back when pizza hut was better). I ate one slice of jeno's and threw the rest away, angry and sad