/ck/ - Food & Cooking

a ploy to sell less butter for more money and prey on retards.

>>19049247
My family gets really mad at me leaving bite marks in the normal butter and orders these every week (subtracted from my allowance)

>>19049247
do americans really use butter balls?

>>19049247
to prep your butthole

>>19049247
To make foreigners piss their pants with excitement for something else to use in a "do americans really?" post.

>>19049276
no. have never seen these in my entire life

>>19049289
did americans really create butter balls to bait anons on 4chan into asking "do americans really"?

>>19049247
fake

>>19049262
fpbp

>>19049247
For dressing up your thanksgiving feast, you retard.

>>19049289
>>19049310
Most of this fucked up food you will only see in certain areas where there's a demographic that will buy it

So not fake you just aren't the target audience and probably not a ruralcel either

>>19049247
women.
>>19049262
like this anon said.

>>19049247
It's pretty, dingus

>>19049282
This. Just pop them bad bois in. Like tide pods for the bootyhole. If you hit it real hard using this method it smells like a delicious pork roast.

>>19049263
>My family gets really mad at me leaving bite marks in the normal

>>19049247
There is none, they're balls.

>>19049247
you don’t snack on balls of butter? you’re missing out

>>19049461
Balls I do. Butter no.

>>19049247
americans eat them raw like that

>>19049276

Bots are on the mark for once, you won't catch me at the bus stop without a butterball in each cheek.

>>19049331
>probably not a ruralcel either
This seems 100% targeted to niggers and TikTok obsessed urban women

>>19049247
Im just glad they finally got rid of the indian. I was tired of her sitting there on the package mocking me while I make toast.

>>19049774
Gay.

I wanna deep fry one of those.

>>19049774
Fuck you, I haven't been able to fap in the morning ever since they took the sexy Indian lady off the butter package.

>>19049637
kek

>>19049774
>*smug NDN watches you try to smear cold butter on your burnt toast

>>19049247
portion control
higher price
makes 3rd worlders seethe

>>19049774
Typical whites. They kept the land but got rid of the indian.

>some black drug addict died in police custody so therefore we have to remove the drawing of an Indian woman off the butter package
What did they mean by this?

I've only seen these in exactly one place: a wedding party at a resort in Baja California.

>>19051378
I mean yeah they are obviously made for restaurants and caterers so they can have a uniform portion of butter on every platter. No one buys these from the local grocery store. I've never even seen them irl.

>>19051387
I saw them at Walmart not thirty minutes ago out here in Ohio.

The pre-balled butter and container make it easier to pour in the milk and eat it as you normally would, fucking idiot

I used to work for a catering company and they used these all the time.

>>19049311
It's literally not

>>19051162
"we now have an excuse to save ink"

>>19051777
fucking retard

>>19049247
you want me to waste time balling my own butter?

>>19049247
>>19049262
>>19049354
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST MAKE FOOD LOOK MORE PRESENTABLE FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS NOO
This thread reeks of thirdies who cant recognize class.

>>19052118
What situation would you use a butter ball in?

>>19052065
He is not wrong faggot.

>>19052146
Butter bowling and butter billiards of course.

>>19049247
This is actually a good idea. Gets rid of that dirty knife that I only used to cut the butter

lol they rremoved the native girl

>>19049247
unironically for cramming

>>19049247
What's the point of shredded cheese in a bag?
Easy mark up

>>19049247
Preportioning is a hit with the unskilled millennial/zoomer dipshites who buy those stupid pre-programmed toaster ovens with the prepared food.

>>19049247
It can go in a cold salad.

>>19052156
I wasn't aware they left a blank silhouette outline where the indian used to be. Interesting, do you happen to have a picture of this it would be amusing to see.

>>19053220
>europeaans call a bowl of butter a "salad"
And you think you have any right to make fun of americans. top kek

>>19049247
Kids used to call me butter ball

>>19049262
Can't you just let butter reach room temperature then freeze it in one of those creative shapes ice cube molds?

>>19053626
Shhh don’t let the goym know

>>19053626
Anon that takes effort and intentionality
The target demo for this shit are lazy boobs who need butter balls NOW

>>19049247
I will bet you my life savings keto people buy these and eat them

>>19049247
that's snacking butter

>>19049247
It enhances the ligma

>>19049247
Yeah, what's the point?

>>19054494
who the fuck is Steve Jobs?

>>19049247
>8oz
Shrinkification

>>19054525
Ligma balls.

>>19052118
yea real fucking class with your bag of land o lakes there buddy
stop trying to be such a contrarian reddit faggot

>>19054498
I can't remember the last time I saw a sugar cube, but I see their usefulness. Drop one or two in your coffee if you take it that way. What's the comparable situation for a butter ball?

Lazy fucks + novelty. If my dad saw these he would buy 5 packs so he wouldn't have to wash a knife to scoop some butter into a pan.

>>19054745
Drop one or two on your toast if you take it that way.

I bet they are great for pelting the homeless

>>19054823
The problem with that is you can't spread cold butter. So you drop one on your toast, mash it around as it rips holes in the bread, then you end up with big chunks of butter and 80% of the toast unbuttered.
Inb4:
>the heat of the toast melts the butter

>>19054832
The heat of the coffee melts the sugar cube.

>>19054498
a way to take pre-measured hits of acid if you don't have blotter paper

>>19054832
>The problem with that is you can't spread cold butter
You can if your toast is warm. You do eat warm toast, don't you?

>>19054832
>Cut thin slices of butter
>Spread them over the bread
Works for me

>>19049247
Convenience and presentation.

>>19049247
freeze them
batter
bread
batter
bread
egg wash
bread
deep fry

there you go. Heart attack in a ball.

>>19053626
Why bother when you can just buy them?

>>19054985
If you're going to cut the ball into thin slices, why not just cut some off the stick in your butter dish?

>>19049247
For those who have no real balls.

>>19055079
No I meant from a stick. As an answer to cold butter not being spreadable in general

>>19055212
Oh. I get you.

>>19051431
Ohio isn't real faggot

>>19049247
butt her balls? butt i barely know her!

>resealable for freshness
jargon for selling rancid butter

>>19049276
Yes, it's our only kind of real butter. Everything else is margarine.

>>19049247
How is this still a thread? You have a restaurant. Either you
a) put a quarter of butter on each table and ditch most of it
b) pay someone to portion butter all day
or c) actually save money by buying pricy, personalized butter portions

>>19049276
We imported the idea from France

>>19052146
Putting them on top of a steak or lobster for serving.

>>19049247
Use them to stuff a butterball turkey
GET IT? THE BUTTER BALLS IN A BUTTERBALL!
LMFAO!!!!!!

>>19049247
that is an 8 oz package of butter.

typically butter for land o lakes is sold in sticks with a total of 1lb, or tubs of butter that do go down to 8 oz sizes.

my guess is that its cheaper pakaging, or the process of making balls of butter is some how more efficient than sticks?

>>19056439
Oh listen to Mr. Sophistication! "Typically butter is hurt dur muh expertise". I have a suggestion, as it were: kindly shove a package of frankfurters up your behind.

>>19049399
God I want to suck these out of a twinks puckered bussy so fucking bad now. Maybe we could load him up like a bussy butterball Pez dispenser and he could shoot them into my mouth

>>19055079
>butter dish
hi gram gram! great to see you on 4channel!

>>19057187
what the fuck else would you set it on

>>19052146
I used to work at a fancy club and when they served bread they gave them a butter ball to use

>>19052185
she wasn't a real pesron, you know

>>19049247
its cute

haha just imagine handing somebody a baked potato and a cute little ball of butter is ontop! what!!!

or when you ask for the butter, you are given a pile of round butter balls! this family knows how to have fun!

>>19049247
portion control.
3 balls is easier to measure than 3/2 tbsp

>>19057340
I like this poster

>>19057340
Gay.

i slice sticks of butter into 1/4inch pats and keep it in covered dish for whenever i need some. saves me from having to clean a knife every time i want to cook with some butter.

>>19056300
We pay someone to scoop butter.
It's cheaper than the preportioned balls.