/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19045445
Bruh vegemite isn't even available here. Our brewers feed that nutritional yeast shit to the fucking vegans.

>>19045445
ive never tried marmite but my whole life i thought it was orange jelly and didnt understand why people said it was gross, i was shocked to find out its not made out of fruit.

>>19045454
You're thinking of marmalade.

>>19045468
damn.. i really am. i always thought they were the same thing, lol. when i was a kid i thought vegemite was made out of vegetables though, no one could ever give me an answer as to what the fuck it was.

>>19045490
>>19045468
>>19045454

>>19045490
Vegemite and marmite are both industrial by products sold as food. The same people that eat literal garbage have the audacity to give americans a hard time for American cheese.

>>19045445
butter? Aussies need butter with their Vegemite? Sad really.

>>19045529
Has B vitamins in your path

>>19045445
>why do they expect it to be sweet?
Yes, they've been trained like hogs to expect their feed to be sweetened. Drink the syrup, we have you surrounded.

where can you even buy that shit over here
only place i've been able to find it is at whole foods at fucking $2/oz

>>19045445

>>19046364
That's what women look like when they have orgasms. I've had sex with 37 different women and it made them all look very similar to that.

>>19046364
damn they cute, I want to fuck both at the same time

>>19046014
Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy

>>19046364
>>19046403

this is what the prosititutes i hire look like after i pay them 30 euro extra to smell my dick cheese

>>19046364
Why do the Japs freak out? Miso soup is just watered down vegemite, isn't it?

>>19045445
anon they expect it to be palatable. having never tasted what it actually is you can't blame them. spreading it like butter is too much, spreading it like jamb is too much, spreading it like accovado or nutella is too much.

there's literally nothing normal you spread on bread that you use so little of. anyone who hasn't tried it before makes this mistake

>>19045529
Americans want cheese they LOVE cheese
cheese takes forever to ferment/age/grow, has to be pasteurized afterwards/before to be allowed to be sold
chemical and food engineers go at it, discover how to make milk directly into a cheese like state, we sell the cheese without mold/fungi/mites/etc as cheese, even figure out how to have it "finish development" after being sprayed out of a can
EUROPE and ASIA loses its minds, Australia looks at it and then looks at its Vegemite, marmite, and other things and shrugs.>>19046495
it has to TASTE EXACTLY like Miso, otherwise they get sick, Marmite and Vegemite taste GOOD, but only if its fresh(half the shit used in these taste testings is expired and just repackaged to make it not expired) has HOT BUTTER mixed with it and hot bread

ALONE its crap, unlike butter, which those with heart conditions will straight up eat out of the tub and butter sticks as a heart attack flex.

>>19046521
Ok schizo

>>19046529
butter stick eater IDENTIFIED!!!

>>19046521
thought this was a cheese of version of the "americans worship niggers" pasta

>>19046549
holy SHIT, the butter stick gobbler is GOING AFTER OUR AMERICAN PASTA INDUSTRY, FREEDOM FETTUCHINI!!!!!!

but seriously, look at how the world views our PEANUT BUTTER, one of our cheap, versatile sources of protein, that will lead down a very long rabbit hole

>>19045445
>>19045534
I'm australian and I never put butter with vegemite. The main exception would be if using on a SAO or something similarly dry.

>>19045529
>Vegemite and marmite are both industrial by products sold as food
it was a byproduct from the production of beer, another item for consumption. Calling it an "industrial byproduct" is completely disingenuous

Also American cheese absolutely sucks chode

>>19046576
5/6 all day everyday

>>19045452
>Bruh vegemite isn't even available here
Where do you live, I see it literately every time at Whole Foods and even fucking Safeway. I used to buy mine from Bong Amazon, my last huge jar was best before 2019, I still have about 1/10th of it left. But I'm glad things have changed since then and I can just get my next one off the shelf locally.

>>19046589
blame corporate culture, its american culture now
public wants cheese, ACTUAL cheese has to spend time in a special warehouse molding and/or fermenting/being fed on by mites/other critters, THEN the resulting cheese has to be pasteurized to protect public health unless it meets VERY SPECIFIC criteria

warehouses to mold/ferment take time, money, and remove liquid capital from corporate

develop techniques to sidestep/speed up cheesification

no more warehouses with special climate necessary, no more pasteurization facility needed to make cheese safe for usage
go directly from milk, to cheese like substance, slap the AMERICAN name on it, put into sliced cheese machine, sell for even more profit since American's die every couple years to cheese slicing incidences, don't forget that orange dye/red dye, it MELTS like REAL CHEESE(most dollar store cheeses DON'T MELT, even lower than American cheese)

>>19046576
I'm Australian and the fact you're Australian isn't as relevant as you seem to think it is - you're still the exception.

>>19046576
0 because neither slice is buttered, but 4.

>>19046557
is peanut butter actually available in other countries, just as common as butter and jam? Did the Internet LIE to me??

>>19046646
5 at most, with butter on hot toast
don't have any vegemite right now,
does it taste good with peanut butter too?

I've got a whole jar of this shit, I don't really like it with bread. What do I use it for? I'd rather not toss it. I've had some moderate success using it in place of soy sauce for some dishes.

>>19045445
>do americans really um- er- uh-
>e-eat vegemite?
get new material, you daft cuckold

what the fuck is wrong with angloids? their food is so gross

>>19046589
>Also American cheese absolutely sucks chode
no, it doesn't and you being a fagstralian pushing eu proapganda that also fucks over your country is one of the most cuckold things you can do. non corporate produced american goods are by far superior to yurofag products, but yuros have trade protectionist policies and government enforced monopolies that won't allow american or australian products to compete in their market. instead they spread propaganda about the quality of our food

>>19046730
What's it like being illiterate?

>wake up after heavy night of drinking
>Boil the jug, put some Bovril in a mug
>Fry an egg good and nice (sunny side up)
>Have it on marmite toast, covered on pepper
Good hangover food. Nice and salty.. then I follow it up with some more beer. Lovely jubbly!!

>>19045454
>>19045468
>>19045490
>>19045517
So people do live in their own reality.

>>19046767
shut up pedo cartoon lover

>>19046364
>>19046495
They have some nerve freaking out like that when they gobble down fermented, rotting, slimy, stinky soibean slop on a daily basis.

>>19046364
i've never been touched by a woman

>>19046495
>>19046993
Miso soup and natto are good though. I've never tried Vegemite, but Marmite has a much stronger flavor than the stuff Japs eat for breakfast. I've tried it with butter, but I might try Marmite with mayo next time to see if I like it.

>>19047250
British Marmite or Kiwi Marmite?
It's good on toast with eggs, with melted cheese or cream cheese, or just on toast with butter.