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Anyone have the onion sandwich webm? I'm not going to make it.

>> No.19041380

>>19041377
I have it yes

>> No.19041387
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>>19041380
Cool. Cheers bro.

>> No.19041412
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Just need the webm so I can't make this.

>> No.19041420
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They call me mustard cock. You mustard heard of me

>> No.19041440
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Just need the webm

>> No.19041459
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I have a selection of fine cheeses. Shan't be using them.

>> No.19041480
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Me oh my, wowie. Bon alla petite

>> No.19041498
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Gourmet cheese and wine selection. Fly spray for the post dinner high.

>> No.19041499

>>19041459
what is that? an expensive pack of 3 little cheese sticks?

>> No.19041505

what did you just make

>> No.19041509
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>>19041499
It's an expensive pack of 3 little cheese sticks
>>19041505
Grilled cheese

>> No.19041512

>>19041420
I laughed

>> No.19041520
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>>19041377

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>>19041520
Cheers bro. Won't be making that.
>>19041512
Daddy likes to make his kids laugh

>> No.19041535

>>19041509
i wish i could eat cheese without pooping out blood

>> No.19041546

>>19041529
Went from amusing to creepy just like that, wow

>> No.19041568
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>>19041546
I just found a dent in my head. I may be deading. Look out it's the cheese Crock O'Dial!

>> No.19041576

>>19041509
grilled cheese on white bread with mustard and pickles? how did it taste?
which cheese did you find worked the best?

>> No.19041583
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>>19041576
Yes, yes and yes. I used this cheese. Her name is Edam. As in the garden of Edam.

>> No.19041597

>>19041499
It's a pre-made cheese platter
Shit is like $15 for 3 slices of cheese, one smoked and two cheap cheddar usually.
It's for lazy Rich boomers who buy retarded dumb expensive shit without caring

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>>19041597
It's just 3 different cheeses bro. The smoked cheddar is for a salad I'm going to make with pineapple, avocado, bacon, red onion, jalapenos, and sun dried tomato. The Gruyere I guess I'll make something with a Mornay sauce.

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>>19041568
get some real crockadile!

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>>19041635
Shark be having none of that

>> No.19041658

>>19041649
Holy shit! Is this real?

>> No.19041694

>>19041658
Yes.

>> No.19041756

>>19041520
What’s the herb here?

>> No.19041777

>>19041756
What's the thyme Mr Wolf
https://youtu.be/CLBlcFfVfno

>> No.19041778

>>19041756
Looks like fresh thyme. Clearly he enjoys more than just that herb.

>> No.19041782

>>19041756
Looks like thyme

>> No.19041806

>>19041520
>randy blythe after he got out of prison

>> No.19041819

>>19041778
I hear he's quite the fan of oregano

>> No.19041829

>>19041806
Literally who?
>>19041819
*Origami. Dumbass

>> No.19041845

>>19041520
would eat

>> No.19041874
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Based Beyond Belief

>> No.19041883

Cool aim gonna steal this idea.

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>>19041883
I'll fuckin kill ya cunt

>> No.19041931
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Those microwave skills though

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>>19041931
Based

>> No.19042143

>>19041520
I made the garlic mayonnaise and it was so fucking good. Getting chills thinking about it.

>> No.19042167

>>19042143
It was fuckin meh. The dijon mustard ruins it. I think wholegrain would be far better.
t. made the sandwich 3 times and threaded it.

>> No.19042179

>>19042167
What mayonnaise did you use? The mayonnaise I used was already good by itself.

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>>19042179
Are you retarded or? I just said the mustard was the problem lol.

>> No.19042206

>>19041520
disgusting

>> No.19042230
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>>19042206

>> No.19042259

>>19042189
I don't how anything with the roasted garlic in it could be bad unless you used a mayonnaise with a lot of sugar in it. I can't accept the mustard would have made it bad either, unless you used a bad one too.

>> No.19042276

>>19041440
What is the black stuff? Vegemite?

I hate these new Captcha. It is taking like minimum five attempts to get one I can actually read.

>> No.19042310

>digressive OP who teases making the onion sandwich, and makes several other dishes before he actually does
>bulkan OP who makes egg + meat scrambles and calls them omelettes, and always regrets using 3 eggs instead of 5
>middle finger emoticon OP who just shows what he’s eating
You guys are all kinda bad, I’d really prefer a dickered guy & Patti thread, but thanks for at least doing something and not just putting up another fast food thread. I don’t know how, but this board probably has the highest % of bad faith OPs out of all the interest boards.

>> No.19042322

>>19042310
Dickered was Reddit cancer. All threads should be OC. This is literally not your personal blog.

>> No.19042327

>>19042259
Dijon mustard salty and ruins it
>>19042276
Ironically the black shit is Marmite which is salty as fuck haha

>> No.19042348

>>19042310
>>19042322
You remember the guy that was gonna make salt cured yolks and the thread just devolved into him cooking a giant block of salt?

>> No.19042355
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>>19042348
Do I monitor /ck/ all day every day? Am I a fuckin janitor?

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>>19042348
>>19042355
Do I do it for free??

>> No.19042375

>>19042327
Ah right. I didn't use dijon I just used what I had on hand which was a tube of Japanese mustard which I think is pretty much mustard paste and water.

>> No.19042403

>>19042355
>Do I monitor /ck/ all day every day?
I have for the past decade

>> No.19042629
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>>19042375
You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about and you make me sick.
>>19042403
Let get Gore Met then

>> No.19042644
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Eh Oh Hello Pee No!

>> No.19042649
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Is it Hello Peeno or Jello Peeno?

>> No.19042659
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Time for some aged chode

>> No.19042668
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That's some good chode

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It's the UnCola

>> No.19042677
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Grilled cheese 2.0

>> No.19042680
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Mommy!

>> No.19042685

>>19042629
You're a retard tastlet that fucked up garlic and mayonnaise. Get some friends to send your unfunny pictures to faggot

>> No.19042687
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>>19042685
I didn't fuck it up, the mustard did. Dumb ass.

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>>19042685
Suck my way my cheese grilled cheese grilled cheese cheese you fagon.

>> No.19042730

>>19042707
>Suck my way my cheese grilled cheese grilled cheese cheese you fagon.
Poetry

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>>19042730
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.19044176

>>19041520
Yo where's the fucking meat???

>> No.19045747
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Time for a pineapple and avocado salad on brown rice/quinoa

>> No.19045755
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It's my choice

>> No.19045781

>>19041498
>>19042680
this looks like shit bro

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>>19045781
Cheers bro, you too. Gutted and scaled the pineapple.

>> No.19045815
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I'm going to have the tastiest loads

>> No.19045821
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Evan Cado, Heelo Pee No, sun dried Tom Matteo, red onion and some bacon

>> No.19045826
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>>19041649
He'd better watch out for my attack dolphin!

>> No.19045827
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Little bit over ripe, but it looks ok.

>> No.19045835

>>19045826
He's vegetarian.

>> No.19045838

love this guy like you wouldn't believe

>> No.19045839

>>19045835
Cool beans.

>> No.19045845

>>19045827
It's alot over ripe. And it's 80 percent seed.

>> No.19045856
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Anyway as I was saying, pineapple and capsicum salad. Got a little bit of smoked cheddar.

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>>19045845
Nah man. It's just because I'm zoomed in.
See before they looked like they were on a cutting board. Now that I'm zoomed in the look like they're in the bin. See what I'm saying.

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That's probably enough

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Is that a gun in my pants? No I'm just cheesed to meet you

>> No.19045893

>>19045888
your hands are fat

>> No.19045895
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Fuck it, may as well chuck the Gruyere in too

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>>19045893
You could get an job as a telescope with eyes like that my boy

>> No.19045924
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Wouldn't be a pizza without olives

>> No.19045933

>>19045903
i thought that was a stick of butter kekk

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>>19045933
>2022
>Not adding butter to your fruit salad

>> No.19045944

>>19041520
OP you were begging for this webm? That looks fucking retarded. Holy shit learn how to cook you massive tranny dick eater.

>> No.19045947

>>19041499
you're mom is an expensive pack of 3 little cheese sticks

>> No.19045951
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>>19045944
Bro did you not read what I said. I literally said I won't be making it.

>> No.19045978
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>Make a thread on /ck/ get bullied
>Go to dress my fruit salad
>Oil bullies me too

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>> No.19046004
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Bacon in a fruit salad? Mad lad.

>> No.19046008
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JoaQuinoa Phoenix and brown rice

>> No.19046017
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Fruit salad on top. Wala Bono Allah Petite.

>> No.19046046
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Delicioso

>> No.19046128

>>19041520
This would be incredible on rich home made wheat and just the thinnest sliced layer of limburger and liverwurst.

>> No.19046139

>>19041635
God imagine smacking her in her whore mouth

>> No.19046176

>>19046128
It's fuckin good how it is on white bread.

>> No.19046188

>>19046176
I see that, I understand if you're vegetarian and stuff, but just imagine how all those strong flavors could pull together.

>> No.19046194

>>19042167
you're pretty awesome, anon. really good take, as soon as you said that about the mustard and the bread it immediately made sense.
shame that thread is long gone I'd love to see this onion sandwich hit a version 4.0, the concept is there but I bet with anon's refinement it would reach a new level

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>>19046194
I made it with avocado, tomato and bacon too. I call it the BOAT. It's a fuckin onion sandwich though haha, an onion sandwich! Absolute mad lad.

>> No.19046255

>>19044176
>Yo where's the fucking meat???
The guy who made this literally runs a hotdog stand. Give him a break.

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>>19044176
Only faggots need meat in their mouth daily.