/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19028526
it's funny how back in like 2014 or whatever we all 'hated' buzzfeed, but their content is still loved to this day

>>19028526
>japan - ramen
>mexico - tacos
it doesnt count if its the only food they eat. also in germany its döner and in china its sesame noodles

>>19028588

>>19028521
that must smell like literal female braphole

>>19028588
To be fair, all over Europe its Doner. Its a pretty easy food to make.

>>19028615
>female braphole
jesus talk like an adult

>>19028621
feembraps. Braphoolio of the femalian persuasion. Girlstink.

>>19028668
>When you finally are strong enough to one-shot Metal Slimes.
NOT SO FAST NOW, HUH, MOTHERFUCKERS?

>>19028521
>vegan barbecue
allright go fuck yourself

>>19028668
is he drinking mercury??

>>19028593
I just squirted diarrhea watching this.

>>19028517
Making coffee with my science machine.

>>19028517
wont the ones on the inside not puff up, and just stay as slimy unbaked pastry dough?
it would make more sense to bake once to puff it up, then fill after

>>19028720
God, I hope you're a women?!?!?!?!?!?

>>19028593
i don't *need* the bacon but yes.

>>19028521
Vegan chads we won

>>19028581
BuzzFeed's food stuff was good because it needed to be. It was their gateway to their more subversive politically charged content.
That's not a contradiction. That's just the true nature of the beast.

>>19028737
Is that jenkem

>>19028707
Ancient Chinese tradition

>>19028519
what a chad

>>19028938
Yes. I feed ye mum raw milk, raw beef, and cabbage for 2 weeks before extracting and utilizing her excretions for use in my jenkem.

>>19028593
Mexico was a mistake.

>>19028615
if brapholes smell like juicy fruit gum, then yes.

>>19028701
As a man who just ate a whole KFC dinner, bbq jackfruit sandwiches are incredible and really do have a similar consistency to pulled pork. They also make good bbq nachos

>>19029239
You wish.

>>19028662
>UMA

>>19029254
have you ever smelled jack fruit? it smells like juicy fruit.

>>19028623
>mfw I read Girlstink

>>19029261
great, but that spic slop pile smells like a sheboons unwashed asshole

>>19029270

>>19029252
im talkin about the vegan barbecue sauce

should i make some new webms of me greasing my nuts

>>19029161
Kys angry manlet

>>19029286
THE LAZARUS PROJECT WILL PROCEED AS PLANNED

>>19028523
someone should shop the cctv footage of the ukies blowing that bridge on one of those monitors.

>>19029359
Ah fair enough then, my apologies

>>19029412
I would never kill myself. Shoving bowling pins up ye mums ass is far too enjoyable, and if I was gone it would break her dear heart almost as badly as I break her asshole. She has to wear diapers because of my good work.

>>19028662
saw some dude doing this in the US but for actual gasoline and in an empty milk jug, I declined but someone else gave him some

>>19028521
Nigga just fuckin eat the jackfruit raw
The people who have this fruit native to them eat it raw

>>19028588
The hangover food in my area is birria, not to be confused with birria tacos.

>>19029172
The sad part is that this isn't a tourist trap; they actually fill a plastic tray with cheap corn chips, raw veggies and 13 dressings and call it a delicacy.

>>19028662
>seconds before attacking a police officer with a taser

Someone post the vid of that bald dude making some kind of alcoholic drink using red saffron. Plz.

>>19028517
What the fuck is being spooned in at 0:50? It looks like metal shavings.

>>19029761
looks like spinach and cream cheese

>>19029761
it's one of these bad boys

>>19028662
Maybe it was e85 fuel. Dude gone get faded off that shiet. Cheap buzz and the gas adds a nice kick to the high.

>>19028668
Mercury is heavy as fuck. How does that even feel in your stomach? Like it would sink right to the bottom.

>>19029761
Either spinach dip or artichoke dip.

>>19029839
That man is dead.

>>19029899
He was gassin it too hard, huh? You think he is in heaven now?

>>19029839
>>19029899
video is in brazil, the second foremost producer of e85, dude 100% caught an everclear high while gritting his teeth through the bitterants. while he could very well be drinking booze in heaven now, it's probably not from chuggin straight diesel.

>>19029444
>lamb
>shepard

>>19028593
would

>>19028519
How does he get out?

>>19030070
Hahahaha bittrex apparently stays in your mouth for days. Bigclive tried some for science a while back. Funny vid.

>>19028588
>ramen and tacos are the only things japs and mexicans eat
what did anon mean by this

>>19028517
I fucking love Indian food

>>19030464

>>19029765
>literally slopping it onto the plates
OK what is this?

>>19028668
While drinking mercury is retarded most of it will pass through you and you just shit it out. Methylmercury on the other hand is extremely dangerous.

>>19030464
I first thought he cut it with his sharpened nail.

>>19030464
Damn mutahar really fell off after his VM failed him

>>19030464
indians would defend it with how genius and efficient the idea is

>>19030627
women shouldnt cook

>>19030574
Imagine having a belly full of mercury an feeling it slosh around inside you.

>>19028588
currywurst ist immernoch king du spast

>>19030857
und wer holt sich nachm saufen ne currywurst statt nem döner?

>>19028519
Sovl

>>19030876
Blutdeutsche

>>19028526
Porchetta sando doesn't look like that and isn't made that way.
Ramen doesn't look like that and isn't made that way.
Currywurst doesn't look like that and isn't made that way.
Chuan'er doesn't look like that.
Tacos don't look like that (in Mexico).
Smažený sýr doesn't look like that and isn't made that way.
Shit webm. The only thing I know they got accurate is the Ameripizza, lol.

>>19029261
no it fucking doesn't. you're thinking pawpaw.

>>19030464
That's Pakistan.
I'm sure Indians do this shit, too, but that is definitely a Paki in that vid.

>>19028707
Drinking mercury actually isn't *that* bad for you. The only stuff that your body absorbs is the oxides, so if it's kept in a sealed container it's functionally inert when consumed orally. Liquid mercury was historically used as a laxative because it would sit on top of your clogged up shit and literally "hammer" it out of you while you walked around.

>>19029612
Only when it's ripe and sweet. Also, you eat too many of them and it gives you the runs.

>>19028521
>vegan worcestershire

>>19028521
Jackfruit ""pulled pork"" is actually pretty good. I approve.

>>19030930
It's just Worcestershire without anchovy. Pic related.

>>19030928
>Also, you eat too many of them and it gives you the runs.
That applies to just about every single fruit. Eat a dozen apples and see what happens.

>>19031005
Yeah, but these are small pods that you can easily overeat, unlike a dozen apples.

>>19030503
>>19029765
It's a famous italian restourant, well not famous but people know it, it's a joke restourant where they serve food like it's a "Construction site" then the waiters tell jokes. Inside the cement mixer it's the Risotto with I think Mushrooms but yeah it's a risotto and I would saya good practical way to keep it moving while cooking, since you always need to stear it.
It's not a great restourant but has it's own unique traits, not that good but quirky.
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g2152090-d3661888-Reviews-Il_Ciabot-Rivanazzano_Terme_Province_of_Pavia_Lombardy.html

>>19028521
nothing wrong with eating some jackfruit, but i would appreciate it if that creative force was used to make some good jackfruit food and not try to mimic something that was superior to it.

>>19028668
I'll just assume this is Gallium

>>19030627
thank god that text was there otherwise I would have no idea what was happening

>>19031052
clean it up janny

>>19028593
It's always too much.
Just stop at step 3.

>>19028526
We don’t fucking eat “chips and cheese”, what the fuck?

>>19028707
Pure mercury isn't that bad, your body will ignore it. Organomercury compounds are the real devil. These nasty shits are extremely liposoluble, meaning the tiniest amount will be very well absorbed by the body, even cross the skin and be stored in fat cells, and from there slowly release overtime. The brain being mostly fat, it's one of the reasons they're so extremely neurotoxic.
A few drops of dimethylmercury on your skin is certain to make you agonize for months as it slowly releases into your system.
It's one of those instances when losing weight actually releases all the nasty toxins that dissolved into your bodyfat overtime.

>>19030467
Very accurate depiction of a poo

>>19031052
On the one hand he'd been drinking on an empty stomach so it wasn't as chunky and colourful as it could've been. On the other hand he'd been drinking on an empty stomach and ended up puking all over the place.
Don't drink on an empty stomach.

>>19031152
i once drank red wine on an empty stomach, i puked it out and it tasted very sweet.

>>19031052
What a total chad

>>19031152
I exclusively drink on an empty stomach to eliminate the risk of wasting food.

>>19030667
Next step in the evolution of indian cuisine

>>19030891
You know they had to make hundred of recipes, for a two minute video, on a budget. I appreciate they actually tried to put t food out instead of infographics but it was an idea doomed from the start

>>19030839
Kill yourself

>>19030884
blutdeutsche wohnen auf dem dorf wo es weder dönerbuden noch currywurst gibt

>>19031180
Not an argument. As expected of a woman.

>>19031179
Nigga, they used a fucking FRESH sausage rather than a smoked one/hot dog for currywurst. You trying to tell me a fresh sausage is more cost efficient than a goddamn hot dog, like it's supposed to be? They're just lazy fucks who who didn't properly research what they were doing. We're that an assignment in my class they're have gotten a failing mark and I'd make an argument to bring back dunce caps. They sorely need them.

>>19031052
Young jackfruit isn't meant to mimic meat by any culture which natively eats it. It's, of course, Anglos who try to use it that way, the non-cookin' ass motherfuckers.

>>19029612
>The people who have this fruit native to them eat it raw
... no...
Ripe jackfruit, sure, but young jackfruit, which is what's used in so called "vegan pulled pork," gets cooked.

>>19030627

>>19028526
>brasil
>acarajé
You wish, pardo claro

>>19031356
I live in south Asia
I can tell you most people eat ripen jackfruits

Sure you can make dishes out of raw jackfruits but nobody wants to go through all the effort

>>19031705
C U T E

>>19028519
fpbp

>>19032577
SOVL

>>19031746
That's nice, dear, but that doesn't invalidate the statement
>>19031356
>young jackfruit, which is what's used in so called "vegan pulled pork," gets cooked
now does it? Of course not.
Especially since "South Asia" is an enormous place home to literal billions of people with languages, cultures and /culinary traditions/ which differ extensively from one another. Tamils and Sri Lankans, for example, both make curries of young jackfruit while Punjabis and Gujratis do not.
Furthermore, /Southeast Asia/ also has young jackfruit dishes, such as Indonesia's gulai nangka and Cambodia's dut khnao kchei moun.
Also, raw does not mean "young."

>>19028701
Honey bees are literal slaves, consuming honey is evil.

>>19029172
Can someone give me a list of everything he put in there cause i have no idea for most of it

>>19031106
Not in that form, but if you've not had chips covered in grated cheese that you have to fight with to separate the giant clump into manageable bites at the end of a night out, you haven't lived

>>19028517
All those fingers touching the dip makes me sick. Edible containers for a party are a horrible idea.

>>19031344
Currywurst is made with bratwurst. Also we don't put curry powder on the mayo. Also if its made with ketchup like that it's underachieving.

Can you post that webm with a Turkish guy making a good-looking kebab?

>>19032645
This isn't a display of culinary skill.
This isn't art.
This is children playing with their food.
I would get up and leave if someone brought me to such a place.

>>19032755

>>19032775
I believe the eat off of a table/shovel/shoe/toilet meme fad has died or is at least dying. At least I hope so

>>19031172
I exclusively drink on an empty stomach to avoid wasting alcohol

>>19032802
magic coffee

>>19030218
He cooks the eg

>>19028519
Fuck off with this shit, it's only been posted 10,000 times over the years

>>19032642
Seems pretty smart desu

>>19028526
>Ramen
>Chicken/Beef broth
>Raw broccoli
>Side of lime
>Raw egg
Jesus fuck how can you get something so wrong. Those probably aren't even ramen noodles.

>>19032800
Based

>>19033236
>finding_secret_areas_in_Serious_Sam.webm

>>19028593
do americans really?

>>19032802
> take leftover coffee from yesterday
> reheat it in a fancy way
> wa la!

>>19033299
Yes.

>>19028737
>it IS shit, Austin

>>19030627
>diced
It's mashed. Women are retarded.

>>19033415
I let coffee sit in my French press for 3-5 days while slowly drinking it every now and then

>>19031060
Galli-yum

>>19033426
It's actually quite delicious. It's like coldbrew, but it only takes 3-5 minutes to make, so no oxidation. The coffee oils and ultra fine particulate sort of forms an emulsion/colloid that gives the resulting brew nice body. Almost like you added creamer to it.

That machine is 6000 dollars new.

>>19029453
Oh shut the fuck up you obsessed twitter retard

>>19028517
It's weird seeing masculine hands do one of these gay videos

>>19031052
Bros what's the real life strategy for countering poison status effects like this

>>19033712
You can stop yourself from vomiting maybe 90% of the time by focusing on your breathing. I can't describe it better than that, but I do something like slow deep breathing to stop the barf.

>>19033677
>It's actually quite delicious. It's like coldbrew
So which is it? Delicious or like coldbrew? Cuz it can't be both since coldbrew is not delicious and never can be.

>>19029839
>>19030070
Brazil has E100

>>19033722
Coldbrew is nice because it is very smooth, but coldbrew sucks because the long brew time creates oxidation flavors that aren't nice. Get it?

>>19032642
That's actually pretty cool. First time I've seen a kitchen gadget that's not the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

>>19030467
what a repulsive race

>>19031052
Holy shit the acid spitting chink

>>19031356
>... no...
>>19032619
>That's nice, dear, but that doesn't invalidate the statement

>>19032802
the heat of the sand cooks the coffee

>>19032775
Agreed, though I would never order it to begin with. I despise this gimmicky faggotry it's nothing more than a way to charge inflated prices for standard or subpar food. "We wrapped a $20 cut of meat in $4 worth of gold foil, that'll be $200 please" or "We have a Michelin star and had 2 apprentices smear chocolate and shit all over your table and then bust nitrogen frozen berries, that'll be $75 a person for dessert"

>>19033712
take a fetal position and think happy thoughts until it goes away.

>>19028517
Tried making these and the hotdogs expanded to like 3 times their origninal size. Perhaps I used dodgy franks.

>>19030467
Haha very nice joke

>>19028519
Still the best. Who is he? What's his name? Where is he from?

>>19032905
Not nearly enough.

>>19032642
Who the fuck measures in spoons? Some tribes in africa?

>>19034402
Many recipes were written when you can't buy a scale for $5 and everyone measured in spoons/cups.
it's kinda cringe to see modern recipes with spoons and cups, but still happens.

>>19034410
Two scales. You need a different sensitivity to accurately measure quantities that would otherwise be measured in spoons. A sensitivity that would be quite expensive in a scale capable of measuring quantities that would otherwise be measured in cups.

>>19028662
just a little squirt

>>19028526
>when the PARTIES end and DRUNK people seek out their DRUNK FOOD
>Iran
huh?

>>19029252
>As a man who just ate a whole KFC dinner
Your opinion means shit.

>>19034547
I wish this webm had a LiveLeak watermark.

>>19034410
...
scales have been a thing since antiquity. They're so old, that several currencies are named after them or things related to them (the pound and various liras, for example).
There is no legitimate excuse to use volumetric measures in recipes. There's none.

>>19033746
No, coldbrew, like the people who drink it, is just awful.

>>19028517
The pastry is SOGGY you FAGGOT!!!

>>19034402
Spoon measures are commonly used for small quantities of things like spices, even in metric countries.

>>19028521
>people cite this as a healthy alternative
>still uses rapeseed oils

>>19034402
Table and teaspoons are used pretty much globally.

>>19034858
Is this the new meme or something? Or are you just one guy who really fucking hates rapeseed oil for some reason?

>>19030627
so that what the drain sees when i take a shower...

>>19034402
get the fuck off of my board you subhuman cunt

>>19034921
i used to do this for school.
beat the ever living fuck out of the school lunches.

>>19035139
Posted the wrong thing

>>19028526
you dont eat Curry Wurst with plain ketchup you use curry sauce.

>>19035143
>Posted the wrong thing

You could have simply deleted your post (>>19035139) and started a new post and nobody would have known you were such a stupid idiot.

>>19035212
This. Now I will remember the time he fucked up posting on 4chan for the rest of my life. He'll have to live with the shame of knowing someone out there saw his mistake.

>>19035143
I would send that back and ask for a different server.

>>19032652
Your mother, your mother vagina, your mothers asshole and some of her farts

Why do you ask sir?

>>19028519
>filename
holy kek that's hilarious

>>19034547
rest in pepsi to rajeesh's fingers

>>19035256
now everyone knows you're a newfag, 'grats

>>19035143
Imagine spending $741.53 on some ugly hood rat just to watch her play on her phone the whole time.

>>19035143
$741 well spent

>>19034707
Retard. I'll be sure to tell ye mum not to get it next time I'm over there anally devastating her.

>>19031735
then what is it? fried pork skin? coxinha?

>>19030627
i would rather just fucking use a spoon and butterknife what the fuck

>>19032619
>dear
fucking why? get mad cow disease posthaste!

>>19035143
edible gold leaf has to be the dumbest fucking food meme. no taste, not an interesting texture, looks tacky on anything that isn't maybe some high end confectionaries.

>>19028517
Looks p good but isn't that a bad sausage roll to dip ratio?

>>19028685
lel

>>19035143

>>19035470
Why did he do it, lads?

>>19035473
he was being based.

>>19035064
seed oils are the "new" meme big bad

>>19034402
Lemme bust out my graduated cylinder for when my recipe calls for a volumetric measurement and hope it's not like honey or something so it's impossible to get out once it's done

>>19035380
i needs it brotendos.......

>>19035143
>18% service charge
What the hell does that mean? Is it a forced tip or are the retarded theatrics an optional extra cost?

>>19031114
Thanks Walter.

>>19034921
Is this handsome guy a soccer fruit or what? Nwver tried a grilled cheese cold, will have to do. Also is take a hit going to smoke a cig or what?

>>19035915
My CSI skills have led me to conclude he's a cricketer. Cricketeer? I don't know what they're called, the sport doesn't exist anywhere that matters lol.

>>19028521
do vegan girls swallow? semen technically comes from an animal, so do they?

>>19035957
Most vegans are dualists, they view humans and animals as separate so probably swallow

>>19035966
>>19035965
>>19035963
How does a <150cm max 40kg japanese woman do it? She regularly eats like a quarter of her bodyweight in one sitting

>>19035380
GABAGOOL!!!!

>>19028526
>Brazil
>Acarajé
It's like these motherfuckers went out of their way to be wrong, but not enough to say that it's feijoada
>>19035365
Yes, coxinha, pastel, and stuff like that. Maybe even some sandwich like bauru, misto quente, pão com ovo or pão com mortadela

>>19035252
Oh Hahaha you're making jokes about his mother. Oh wow. That's good. That's fresh. How did you do that, though? About his mum? Ahaha, like his mother is a whore? Or a bitch? Whaaa? Lol man you have to come to my place and we can play Nintendogs and you can tell me how you do that bro! You're a total faggot.

>>19035977
Probably vomits it all out in-between cuts

>>19036060
There would be signs if she did it that much, she does it pretty much daily and has for years.

>>19028668
mercury poisoning in 5...4...3... oh he ded already :(

>>19032577
you will eat the bugs...

>>19036103

>>19035977
Video editing.

>>19032802
something something the wired gourmet

>>19036078
She has the signs. Look at her skin

>>19028521
Genuinely looks good might make it and I'm not even a vegan. Good to have alternatives though.

>>19030913
>Liquid mercury was historically used as a laxative because it would sit on top of your clogged up shit and literally "hammer" it out of you while you walked around.

>>19035957
She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone

>>19028521
I wanna cum in Jess so much

>anon!
>diner is ready!

>>19036302
This is pretty inoffensive, looks like typical Mexican food.

>>19036302
>literally just scrambled eggs
Idk what I expected

>>19034501
Just because something is illegal doesn't mean people don't use it

>>19035957
Haha, nice one, Brad. Save a frosty one in the icebox for me this Saturday.

>>19036316
>>19036325
>>19036302
What are doritos bags made out of? If they have plastic in them, this could be quite hazardous.

>>19035957
I've never met a vegan chick who wasn't a scab picker/eater.
seriously--the count is up to 9 now.
~Also~
I bet that shit runs right through them.

>>19036302
why did she salt the water? is she retarded?

>>19035064
>>19035626
Not a meme, jackwads,
You know how 40%+ of the population has been getting steadily fatter and unhealthy since the late 60's?
there are 2 REALLY GOOD reasons for that:
Sneed oils and High fructose corn syrup
BOTH are due to subsidies in Ag, and cost cutting measures in the 6-9,(depending on how you count them,) major food companies that produce 95% of the food in grocery stores.
You may want to not hand wave this one--It is your health, after all.
Sneedgoyls--
https://youtu.be/7kGnfXXIKZM?t=21
HFCS--
https://youtu.be/a_r8mIAiL00
https://youtu.be/dBnniua6-oM
If you don't know the fuck what you're talking about, just keep yer fucking COCKHOLSTER SHUT, Faggot.

>>19035143
it would have been based if the date excused himself to the bathroom and just left her ass with the bill

>>19036810
is avocado oil the only good one?

>>19035143
It's kind of cute how she gushes that they "even" put Snickers in the ice cream, though.

>>19037064
I think you meant 'kind of curte'

>>19035922
When I saw his pants at the end I thought that! Was too lazy to delete my post and make a new one tho. Thanks. What a goofy fucking game.

>>19037039
Animal fats and oils derived from pressing seem fine..
Everyone has a different body, genotypically, AND epigenetically.
You'll have to find what suits you best.
just eat more butter, olive oil,(the real stuff, not blends,) coconut, and avocado(? I've never used it,)
There may be other good ones, but I'll leave that to you--

>>19036302
>This is what white women cook nowadays
she probably tells people that she's a good cook.

>>19035986
It's prosciutto, ya fanuch.

>>19030910
Umm, excuse me. That's racist. We have our own proper knives to step on (instead of awkwardly holding a regular knife with your toes), thank you VERY much.

>>19037197
>white
That is a Latina

>>19037134
yes it definitely has nothing to do with our daily lives becoming more sedentary and people opting to eat greasy fast food instead of home cooked meals. It's gotta be the sneed oils

>>19037414
you the same CICO shill i've fucking destroyed at least 4 times here?
Do what you want--the food supply is poisoned irretrievably at this point--IDGAF however you wanna kill yourself, but do be so kind to do it quickly.

>>19037414
NO, it's the CORPORATIONS that are POISONING ME BECAUSE I KNOW TOO MUCH, my diet of chicken tendies and instant ramen would be HEALTHY back in the GOOD OL DAYS

>>19037477
poast the last thing you cooked--on a cooking board, no less--FAGGOT.
I'll go first:
last night I made bread wrapped Beef sausage--I made the dough from scratch--Organic flour, olive oil, nothing SNEED-- wrapped around a 100% beef smoked sausage-- then brushed with butter and sprinkled with smoked Welsh sal de mer
NO SNEED.
I also make my bread each week since the stores only carry Pozzed garbage and I'm not paying $8 a loaf for bread that I can make better.

Throw it down, poseur..
*we both know you won't, as you cry into your taco bell wrappers.

>>19036302
Mmmmmmm boiled cancer

>>19037526
Case in point, this retard eats sausage rolls and then blames the corporations for being fat. I bet you even used baking powder on that piece of shit
As for the last thing I cooked, grilled lean beef with rice and a lettuce and arugula salad

>>19037573
post it faggot...
we all wanna see your lies now.
first, not fat--you assumed that because you are a midwit mong.
second you know you won't post shit--because you're a halfwit lying cunt.
You have no point--
(and no, you fucking chode yodeller--I used yeast--but what exactly would be wrong with baking powder? Go on--show us your absolute lack of chemistry knowledge too)
Or, you gormless flamer, give us all a laugh and post your grill with a timestamp.
You won't, because you're a lying cunt.

>>19037594
Mate all you posted is carbs and processed meat and then you wanna call me a lying cunt? I don't need to post shit, you already showed everyone that your point is moot, you are a fat fuck because all you eat is bread and sausages

>>19037602
Put up or KYS faggot---
*(I was right--you WON'T/CAN'T)
Fuck you--I win.

>>19037613
That's a pathetic attempt at deflection sausage boy, I know you wanna believe that you're fat because the corporations decided to inject evil seed oils in your bloodstream instead of being because you eat like shit, take responsibility for once in your useless life

>>19037630
NOPE--
Any of the smart anons here can see you set up a shitty strawman,(3 actually,) and are attempting to get everyone to ignore you have poasted nothing of value but words, that ANY ASSHOLE could post.
You are Nothing.
couldn't even trundle your manlet ass out onto the deck so we could get a look at your dirty grill.
Meanwhile---
Last (you) for you, ya lying cunt.
Put up or Shut your fucking cockholster.

>>19037645
All you posted was deflection, your diet consisting of processed meat and carbs, and insults fitting of a sheltered 8 year old raised by absent parents. All you did was prove my point, fattie

That faggot STILL hasn't posted a single picture--
He's gone from asserting that I may be fat, and making wild leaps of conjecture towards my diet--totally wrong--to now, accusing me of doing the very thing "He's" been doing from the first post.

I'm beginning to think it's a fat jewish manlet...

That's what I thought, you puling midwit.
>faggot is in a drive-thru line right now.

>>19037453
Whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel good about not going for a jog once in a while.

Still NOTHING

>>19037860
Maybe if you didn't eat so often that you expect people to have a meal to photograph at a moment's notice at any time of day you'd lose some weight.

>>19037860
ToT

Fucking WEAK
You should feel bad about all your shit decisions and your utter failure to make any kind of a convincing argument.
>eat so often
I'm fucking OMAD you twat.
I DESTROYED you and you fucking know it.
PATHETIC.
Just go away--you aren't even amusing anymore.

>>19036810
>>19037134
trying to blame one thing entirely for this problem is deranged
it's a multiple factor problem, diet yes but not just those things, simply the overabundance of food, of all processed things full of calories
most work being mental instead of physical
ease of transportation reducing the amount we exercise

there's always been fat people, it was simply rich people who didn't have to work their asses off and could afford to pig out
now we're all this "wealthy"

>>19032630
>He doesn't even catch on fire.
Very disappointing.

>>19037914
>trying to blame one thing entirely for this problem is deranged
I agree with this entirely--I've never posited differently.
All you're other points have validity as well.
You can add sedentary stress,(cortisol flooding and dopamine addiction,) a Pharma based approach to health, and an incredibly toxified environment and food supply as well.
But TWO of the main contributing factors, as I stated, are the flood of Fructose into our diets,(an evolutionary seasonal adaptation for fattening in Fall for the winter,) and high PUFA oils, which thousands of studies have shown cause inflammation and endocrine disregulation.

>>19030464
This type of shit is exactly why I never eat at ethnic restaurants ever.

>>19030627
Saveur the cracked glass bits from the bowl mmmm

>>19031180
Tits

>>19035866
>Is it a forced tip
yeah, basically prevents non-whites from stiffing
people can tip on top of it if they want

>>19037894
A sausage roll with a loaf of bread was your meal for the day?

>>19037969
No...
I had a third of that and a big salad with pickled eggs I made, salad dressing I made from ACV and rosemary infused olive oil, fresh ground black pepper, tomatoes and a full bag of frozen Aldis California blend vegetables, warmed and put on top---
Then I took my gals for a walk.

>>19034704
Practical kitchen scales are not so old.

>>19037613
>you don't take pics of your food like an attentionwhoring instathot, that means i win
What is this I don't even.

>>19028517
Those are sausage rolls, not pigs in blankets.

>>19037573
>arugula
Fucking lmao. It's called rocket

>>19037999
Why do you bake bread weekly if you're omad? I can't see bread fitting into that unless you're having it with stews or something

>>19037860
Damn brat! Correction is needed!

>>19028581
I hate that webm, unironically. It may not be a standout reason to hate them, but it definitely rustles my jimmes. Their content is, was, and will forever be shit.

>>19032652
Chips
Onion, white
Beans
More Beans
Sausage
Something pickled
Every sauce known to man
- probably ketchup, bbq, hot sauce, and mole or some shit
Lemon or lime juice
Some fruit juice because why the fuck not

>>19036302
women shouldn't cook

>>19029261
jack fruit does not smell like juicy fruit it smells like corpse

>>19037860

>>19035866
Typically restaurants have a 18% extra charge for large parties (usually 6+), so she was probably there with a group. This, however, being Atlanta, is a nigga tax. Also, some menus have been posted showing restaurants have figured out if you go above X dollars they can get away with an extra service charge.

>>19035285
Nigga probably got laid, otherwise that bitch won't be seeing another restaurant for the rest of her life from him. Those implants ain't just for show.

>>19038505
$740 can get you an hour with a really good prostitute.

>>19033027
the heat from the pasta cooks the egg

>>19035957
I fucked a vegan girl 3 weeks ago, she swallowed without complaining and even told me to eat pineapple for the next time

>>19038627
Well, now you know what goes on the pizza next time you order one.

>>19038473
You're confusing jackfruit with durian you dumb nigger

>>19035963
>>19035965
>>19035966
Channel name?

>>19032802
> boiling hot black coffee
> in desert countries
> during the day

makes about as much sense as Eskimos eating icecream

>>19038814
actually the caffeine makes you sweat and being in a dry hot environment like that the slightest breeze actually provides a cooling effect. same with eating chilis in hot places to sweat, and catch the breeze. your body sweats to cool you off, so forcing it to cool you off isn't that stupid.

>>19034704
I love when the cooklets try to fit it by repeating opinions they don't understand

>>19036726
salt water boils quicker than regular water

>>19028523
>slamming a bullet primer side down

>>19028519
how

>>19036302
>boiling plastic

jesus how stupid can you be?

>>19035380

>>19038975
American water is already permanently polluted with microplastics, it doesn't matter either way.

>>19039040
also vinyl chloride

>>19032800
Druk based

>>19038823
>>19038814
caffeine (and alcohol for that matter) also drive blood away from internal organs, reducing your core temperature

>>19028581
Pretty sure they had a huge stock crash and had to layoff a bunch of people last year

>>19028616
American fast food is still a more famous drunk food in europe.

>>19038963
are you clinically diagnosed as tarded or just never held a pistol cartridge in your life?

>>19036279
>not my problem
okay this chick is based

>>19035212
>>19035227
Shut up morans, anyone with a brain has the extension installed and would see the deleted post anyway. Deleting is a complete waste of time.

>>19032577
And they complain about hunger

>>19034549
Here it is

>>19040223
Thanks hermano.