/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19027245
Japsterdamn, Messi, and Maya.

>other people don't have breakfast cake

>>19027245
and they're the greediest, most marijuana smoking, most retarded degenerates in Europe. no surprise

>>19027245
Nutella > shitty sprinkles
Looks like the French and Italians not only win lunch and dinner, but breakfast too

>>19027251
too carb heavy.

>>19027258
Interesting take. An average slice (50g) of ontbijtkoek contains about 17,7 grams of carbs. Funnily enough, half of (most) bread's weight is in carbs.

>>19027245
meanwhile this is breakfast in a non-degenerate country

>>19027264
wheres the eggs,

also Gib dutch wife.

>>19027269
>slanteyes
>non-degenerate

>>19027272
I would give you a Dutch wife if I could brother. We also have ontbijtkoek for eggs, called "eierkoek" or "egg cake"

>>19027277
do dutch people eat bacon ?

>>19027277
We actually eat "ontbijtspek" instead of bacon most of the time, although we have bacon too. Ontbijtspek is basically breakfast bacon.

The main difference is, is that ontbijtspek is cut from the pork belly. Ontbijtspek is also cured, dried, smoked, and rolled up and cut afterwards.

>>19027253
Wow I want to move to the Netherlands now.

>>19027290
That looks pretty good.

Coffee or tea?

>>19027277
Bitch that's just a cookie.

>>19027253
who exactly seethes over the Dutch

>>19027302
likely melanin rich and denied citizenship

>>19027302
(((who))) indeed

>>19027297
It's really good. I grew up eating it so I am heavily biased, but I enjoy it more than bacon. It's also much fattier.
I exclusively drink PG tips black tea

>>19027302
refugees, Algerians

>>19027290
>ontbijtspek is cut from the pork belly. Ontbijtspek is also cured, dried, smoked,

Thats bacon retard

>>19027290
Belgian here, I thought this was just the standard bacon? What's the difference in other countries then?

>>19027297
>>19027302
Did you just receive payment on Tikkie from your "friends" or something? why so enthusiastic to defend the worst culture in the Europe?

>>19027346
>>19027342
Isn't bacon cut from the loin/back? For me the key differences are the fat content and flavour. I'm also pretty sure bacon is just cut straight from the loin, while ontbijtspek is rolled up and cut again into small strips.

>>19027245
Disgustint

>>19027245
Its unironically based, anyone that hates it hasn't tried it.

>>19027357
In the US majority of bacon is pork belly. Jowl bacon is some what common too in Southern areas.

>>19027348
no I'm genuinely interested about all European cultures, I haven't heard much about the dutch until I started playing AOE2 and seeing the world cup.

>>19027406
Interesting. Here in the Netherlands we legally define these words, so you can't sell something named "bacon" if it isn't cut from the loin and processed appropiately. What the fuck is the FDA doing?

>>19027413
It not really anything to do with FDA but more tradition. They been making what is considered bacon out of more than just pork belly long before FDA existed.

>>19027448
That makes sense. Come to think about it, we also have certain foods that haven't been "stamped" by our regulators due to differences in tradition. Thank you for the information ameribro

>>19027272
https://www.tiktok.com/@kokenmetlottemijn/video/7075778223866465541?lang=en
heres ur dutch wife bro

>>19027584
I'll take two

>>19027584
would

Stoner Food.

>dutch culture
>is just fried shit with mayonnaise

>>19027595
>https://www.tiktok.com/@kokenmetlottemijn/video/7075778223866465541?lang=en
seek help.

>>19027302
Every former subject of the Dutch

>>19027357
I think it's only the brits that have that weird cured loin. Either them or Australians I dont remember which. The whole rest of the world uses pork belly for bacon.

>>19027269
So uh...
Are you supposed to eat the bean that's under the chopsticks?

>>19027245
We unironically call this; mice turds.

>>19027245
Yo, i love black rice!

>>19028431
looks more like a pea and also ceramic. yeah, why not? it might just be impolite not to

>>19027584
>>19028076
What's so offensive about this? Seems like very typical woman "quirky" personality stuff.

>>19027595
SMAAK LEKKER

>>19027302
Everything those guys said, plus the Belgians.

>>19027999
Fuck you. Sometimes it's fried shit with mustard, or mashed shit, or just raw shitty fish.

>>19027302
Short, brown people. We are too tall and blonde for them to handle.

dutchbros, how do you defend this?

>>19027250
Huh?

>>19028599
Must be something they overlooked.

>>19028415
Brits use both, but pork belly bacon is more commonly used when you want bacon as an ingredient in a dish, while back bacon is more common when you have bacon as part of a plated meal.

>>19028599
It's schatjes which is the diminutive of schat which means treasure.

>>19027407
Their greed puts even Gods chosen people to shame. If you hang out with your dutch friend he will charge you to use the toilet.

>>19027245
you know for a culture that has been around the world for hundreds of years they sure do have shitty food
they are famous for mayo on french fries and pancakes with dimples

dutch people are the americans of europe

>>19027269
>Breakfast
>Breakfast, Japan

>>19027245
no, they call it ontbijt, silly

Behold the majesty of Dutch cuisine.

>>19028846
>cold hot dogs
>fish sticks on avacado toast
>onion sub
I don't want to ever see europeans criticizing american food ag ain.

>>19028846
The fish fingers sandwich is a super British thing aswell.

>>19028528
Pale skin

>>19028846
is there anything those animals won't put mayonaisse on?

>>19027584
>lottemijn

>>19028909
The Dutch are, in fact, a type of fungus, not animals.

>>19028636
Ongezellig.

>>19028535
gib wife.

>>19028076
I can save her

>>19028752
but dutch woman <3


t. Argie.

>>19028846
>broodje gebakken uitjes
is that entire fucking thing filled with fried onions?

>>19027258
Carbs for breakfast is normal everywhere and also the best time of the day to do it in terms of metabolism.
Eggs and bacon was actually a marketing meme.

>>19029595
I eat a bowl of carbs for breakfast I feel sick and hungry soon after.
I eat some meat and eggs I feel satiated and energized until the afternoon.
Can't explain that atheists.

>>19027245
>south indians call this breakfast
and it's fucking delicious

>>19027245
That's a pretty good-looking open-face chocolate sprinkle burger, I'd definitely eat it for breakfast

>>19029659
indians cant into sugar because they are slaves and slaves dont get sugar

>>19027245
Where I come from, those, are what we call, jimmies.

>>19027245
Looks good, thanks OP!

>>19027302
All of the above, plus genetically superior Nordics
>imagine eating something sweet and not pickled for breakfast
Also Poles

>>19029659
That looks awesome. I wish my breakfast looked like that every day.

>>19027302
moroccans

>>19029781
i thought the dutch seethed over moroccans? or is it a two way thing.

>>19027269
>japan
>non-degenerate
LOL

>>19027302
Belgians, Minorities, and while they will never admit it, the Swiss.

>>19027302
Insincere dates who expected the guy to pay for everything.

My Dutch wife is so cute

>>19029595
They did an experiment once where people ate protein for breakfast vs carbs and the protein had a bunch of benefits the carbs didn't. I don't care enough to actually go find it though.

>>19027269
one of the only countries where women are more likely to be murdered because the dudes are incel freaks
>shockingly sizable amount of women there have done porn
>not degenerate

>>19027250
you may find this of interest
>>19028533

>>19027302
H.P. Lovecraft for some reason

>>19030730
wanna cum deep inside of her

>>19029659
>>19029771
This but it's so much damn food..

>>19031333
It's India so it's probably shared by an entire family. Solo households are very uncommon there.

>>19027251
Ive not had that for years. That stuff is 10/10 god tier cake right there.

>>19028076
>posts a tik tok link
>tells other to "seek help"

>>19029659
Looks great

>>19029745
A jimmy is a condom

>>19027254
peopel do nutella + shitty sprinkles though, it's very common.

>>19027290
that's normal bacon in america
You must be confusing it for whatever brits call bacon which is usually a thicker cut of meat

>>19033302
that would be very messi(get it???)

>>19027269
I thoughts japs bought used panties out of vending machines for breakfast

>>19027346
same here I thought this was bacon in general?
I think dutch anon is pretending dutch abcon is more special than it really is desu
this is bacon i grow up eating
i hate how bacon strips u can only put so many at a time in your pan with smoekd cubes u can make a lot in the same pan

>>19028811
>dutch people are the americans of europe
The american jews of europe.

>>19033344
no because like americans they are retarded dimwitted and religious they are only like jews in that they are greedy but they're poor and greedy nto rich and greedy like the chosen peoples

>>19033337
The Japanese man can subsist off used panties for a whole work day, only needing a brief Pocari Sweat break to keep him going

>>19030768
>shockingly sizable amount of women there have done porn
>not degenerate
Isn't this mostly because the Japanese don't have this weird puritanism the Americans and Anglos have?

>>19027302
Michael Caine

>>19027251
Looks like rye bread. At least you have a tiny cutting board to serve it on.

>>19034029
took way to long to get this post

>>19034034
its ginger bread.
slap a fat slice of butter on that bitch and you are fuckin set.
ooo fuck me its been a long time.
careful tho, more than 2 slices will put you in the fucking ground(well the good ones that is)
when you go round the family for sunday lunch and you see your oma pull one of these bad boys out, fuck me.

>>19027584
>toast sandwich
>toast sandwich but dutch

>>19030730
disgusting pig nose.

>>19035140
This poster has a very wide, very dark nose.

>>19035172
>if you dont love pig nosed inbred sluts you have to be a nigger
flawless logic as always hans.

>>19035197
Am I wrong? No.

>>19030730
she's fucking some chad as we speak lol

>>19033352
Netherlands isn't poor. You'd have to be kinda dumb to think it is.

>>19035205
yes

>>19027245
bugs on bagels?

>>19035231
compared to the chosen peoples they are

>>19027269
Japs do great breakfasts, so long as you don't get ones that try to cater to western tastes. Yes, it will probably have seaweed and mushrooms.

>>19035569
actually its this
with butter and then topped with chocolate sprinkles

>>19037138
Was staying at the ANA Fukuoka and it took a while to get used to the Japanese-style savory breakfast. Definitely gives you a boost of energy with all the salt you eat

>>19030714
>and while they will never admit it, the Swiss.
Well, the Swiss just hate everyone, even those not from their own Canton.
It's needed to maintain being the most beautiful piece of earth

>>19038322
>piece
HE MISSPOKE!

>>19028846
This is would be so embarrassing if I was were Dutch

>>19028856
merican food IS european food anon.

>>19028947
thats funny.

>>19027253
Why does everyone here say they're greedy bastatds? What stoners are greedy and rude?

>>19027250
pissi riggetini

>>19027302
I forgot about the dutch's existence until I read the OP

dutchies be having lood dood troot and call it """breakfast"""

You ain't seen shit yet. This is our "breakfast".
T. Argie

>>19028846
>>19028774
>>19028076
>and then, out of nowhere, my countrymen and women are surprised they get sick so often

>>19038780
no lady fingers?

>>19038481
Messi brought this mans legs back. can your irrelevant team do this?

>>19038780
that's just tea and biscuits mate

>>19038977
those are crackers.

>>19039035
Honestly that doesn't sound too bad, just use some cheese spread on those crackers and its a 10/10 breakfast

>>19035140
>>19030730
my only complain
but since i got my odd balkan nose i will say she's perfect anyways

>>19039075
forgor picrel

>>19033352
Not everyone here is poor. I am, but per capita Netherlands is the largest importer of nip Wagyu in the world. So not everyone here.

>>19033615
>not doing porn is puritan

>>19039075
belken you say...

>>19038970
he'll be taking his trophy back in 2026

>>19039192
>he's had the clot shot

no he wont.

>>19039078
gib wife.

>>19039228
not fat enough

>>19039230

>>19039219
two more weeks

>>19027245
europe is such a shit hole

>>19039235
how many cups?

>>19039254
including or excluding stolen ones? he also has a chance of winning another 2-3

>>19039272
but right now, how many?

>>19039277
your country got one more *rigged* one. still won't fix your economy. mbappe and messi have the same amount but messi is finished and got his out of pity. also even our negros are more european than you sudacas will ever be

>>19039300
you dodge the question, because at the end of the day.
We won
you lost.

>>19027245
This looks like something I'd make if I was really high
Honestly would try it

>>19039240
compared to...?

>>19039393
i mean its just chocolate on "bread"
honestly rusks fucking suck to eat
way too messy.

>>19039485
Compared to Argentina, come home white man.
gib dutch wife.

>>19027302
0,01 eurocent has been (((Tikkie'd))) to your account

>>19039493
I suppose you could microwave it for ~10 seconds? Make the sprinkles melt a bit and stick to each other?

>>19039321
congratulations to messi for earning the same trophy mbappe already got at 18 and will do so again. also thanks to him for kicking PSG out of coupe de france for the first time in the round of 16 for the first time in like 10 years when mbappe couldnt save him

>>19035140
oy vey

>>19027245
But the dutch aren't people

>>19027245
Master race

>>19027253
>thinks all of nl is amsterdam

>>19027245
That’s gypsy tart though, why would the Dutch be eating that?

>>19038481
>>19039192
>>19039235
>>19039272
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>>19041175
>>19039230

latin americans are fucking weird

>>19040456
>Argentina
>white

>>19040856
they dont really melt that well

>>19041267
true, we evolved beyond that long ago.

>>19041371
fuck off rat.

6:50am here cunt
gyros a reduced apple cider vinegar pan sauce.
Enjoy eating toasted...I dont even know what brand name slop you eat anymore.

>>19041531
i'm not a filthy sudaca

Wtf with the Argentinian spammer?

Ongezellig is based as fuck

>>19027250
coco top tier

>>19027302
The Atlantic ocean

>>19042889
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>19043056
basado.

>>19027245
yeah some people eat it, mostly kids, also eat it sometimes. it's not like it's the default breakfast.. it tastes better on bread than on rusk

>>19027245
the 'strayans did it better

>>19028846
hahaha that's terrible shit, never seen any of it in the netherlands luckily, who the fuck eats a loaf filled with fried onions

>>19043534
>it tastes better on bread than on rusk
way way better.
imo still too messy so i essentially turn it into a toast sandwich with the sprinkles in the middle(both slices buttered of course, but make sure you wait a while so the butter doesnt just melt and make the bread soggy.)

>>19043538
the chocolate in ops pic are closer in texture to fondant.
whereas the sprinkles in fairy bread are hard coloured sugar balls.

>>19039300
>also even our negros are more european
They are not European at all. Ruin your own country if you want but leave the rest of us out of it.

>>19027277
Those are just jaffa cakes without the chocolate and orange filling.

>>19042106
if i made a pan sauce that looked like that and started with "reduced apple cider vinegar" my coworkers would publicly execute me

>>19043538
that's just colored sugar on bread

>>19027269
>Japan
>non-degenerate
You can't be serious

DUTCH BROS WHAT IS THIS?

>>19044562
That's gelato

>>19044562
someone switched the finnish and dutch flags.

>>19027245
>mogs your breakfast with racism

>>19042083
>he thinks gypsy tart is literally made by gypsys
Touch up on your education anon

>>19027272
Spic

ARGENTINA IS NOT WHITE HAHAHA

>>19044639
with raw fish and onions?

Portuguese breakfast, although I don't consume either.

>>19027245
Seethe about it, Ameriblack

And it slays

>>19037138
>Japanese hostel serves breakfast
>Its just a slice of spam, a cup of rice and some mayo slathered macaroni
>The gook lady makes a face when I buy more food from the convenience store

>>19029659
Sir, most of that is north Indian. This is south Indian breakfast.

>>19047047
Looks tasty

>>19047111
its just a curry burrito and a donut.

>>19047152
Still would eat

>>19029659
>>19047047
Not breakfast.

>>19047152
It's neither a burrito nor donut. Both are savory, made from soaked lentils and rice, ground into a coarse batter and fermented overnight. And the burrito looking thing is eaten like naan and curry, not turned into a wrap.

>>19047185
Yes it is. Most people in the south make one or more of those dishes at home for breakfast pretty much everyday.

>>19027245
Based hundreds and thousands enjoyers.

I don't eat breakfast ever.
I wake up and piss and shit in the toilet then brush my teeth. Not particularly appetizing.

>>19047642
>Not particularly appetizing.
are you retarded?

>>19047648
You seem to be implying that I'm a retard because neither toothpaste in my mouth nor feces in my nose make me hungry. I don't understand how you reached this conclusion.

>>19027269
I hate weebs so much it’s unreal

>>19047193
>gloves
You sure that's the India we know?

>>19033352
>Ashkenazi Jews
>Chosen people
lol imagine believing this, they aren't even descended from the Israelites

>>19027269
Super xenophobic, rape super common, some of the worst work-life balance to exist. Its a wonder why one of the most popular genre of manga they make revolves arent litterally fucking dying and being reborn somewhere else

euros really be eating candy for breakfast

>>19047684
They're physiological processes. What kind of an autist gets triggered by his own bodily products? What changes between breakfast and lunch to finally make you eat?

>>19027269
>non-degenerate
bruh
guess the country where you can find porn where a bunch of living eels are pushed into a girl's anal cavity with a giant syringe

>>19027302
A lot of brown eyed belgians and welfare collectors who flew in from countries that would literally shit in their hands before we showed them a toilet

>>19048883
it's just banter
we actually look up to the dutch, mostly

>>19047684
>toothpaste in my mouth
DO YOU NOT RINSE OUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE DONE BRUSHING???
>nor feces in my nose
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

>>19048774
sounds like this spastic is unable to consume food 2 hours after doing any kind of piss or shit
does a fart reset the clock?

>>19027253
my kind of people

>>19027245

What's the matter tubby? Not enough raw lard being pumped directly into your arteries? Fucking hell I can smell the stench from your fat flaps from here.

>>19027251
>Kruidkoek
>crude cock

>>19027302
dutch are the high culture stock of europe, so I assume its the kikes

>people from America are American
>people from Japan are Japanese
>people from Israel are Israeli
>people from Netherlands are Dutch
wat

dootch

>>19051049
stfu dutchie

>>19051043
>people from Netherlands are Dutch
They were originally called the Low Dutch as they lived in low lands compared to the High Dutch in the mountains of Southern Germany. The Emperor of the HRE called their lands Netherlands to mean low lands. People also call the country Holland which used to just refer to Netherland's forested north slowly became the term for the entire country.
The Dutch people also call themselves Nederlanders.

>>19027348
>shitting on tikkie
Tell me you're a mooch without telling me you're a mooch.

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>>19041175
Leave
Leave
Leave
Please leave
This is the place I come to forget about my shithole
I don't know who committed the horrible crime of going around teaching niggers how to speak English
Just forget about it, go back to taringa or wathever horrible site people go share horrible memes about current politics, celebrities and sports
Don't look back
Don't come back
We will both be better off

>>19051084
I actually live in Florida now. :D
Also all these memes are from Danbooru and /SP/

>>19027245
We enslaved entire people and sailed around the world on just a beschuit met muisjes.

>>19051191
based.

bump

>>19027269
JUST PUT IT ALL ON ONE PLATE

>>19048481
correct, they're a white european people

>>19029595
Eggs and bacon as a breakfast staple has been around for much longer than "marketing campaigns" which are a relatively modern invention

Bugs?

>>19053710
What bugs?

>>19051043
that's just english stupidity
nederlanders zijn nederlands en wonen in nederland