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19015055 No.19015055 [Reply] [Original]

Why does sausage gravy cause British people to malfunction?

>> No.19015078

>>19015055
because it's not gravy. gravy shouldn't be white

>> No.19015081

>>19015055
why do we need so many sausage gravy threads? just post this in the /SGG/ thread

>> No.19015082
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19015082

Your syrup is too dark for me

Looks fine otherwise.

>> No.19015090

>>19015078
buddy, tomato sauce can be gravy as long as there's meat in it. sausage gravy is sausage, milk, flour along with salt and pepper.

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>>19015055
This is at least the third thread I have seen on the EXACT subject in 24 hours. Mods of course won't do shit, but God forbid someone asks about foods to get around their lactose intolerance. Then, all participants in the thread will be banned on sight (since that's a "far right fash scum meme," according to schizo mods), and they'll do it in a way that lets them get away with no accountability, 3-day site-wide bans all around!

>> No.19015097

>>19015078
Did you know there are DIFFERENT types of gravy? Pretty shocking.
>>19015081
I would be very interested in a Sausage Gravy General thread

>> No.19015098

>>19015081
This is the only sausage gravy thread.

>> No.19015101

>>19015078
It's a white gravy you moron.

It's basically a sheppards pie gravy except instead of using a ton of chicken stock you just used milk.

>> No.19015107

>>19015098

There are three.
>>19015055
>>19003568
>>19014353

>> No.19015111

>>19015090
gravy isn't a synonym for sauce. gravy with cream in it is a cream sauce

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>>19015111
Lmao, the definition of gravy literally is a sauce made from the drippings or juices of meat.

>> No.19015130

>>19015107
Those are biscuits and gravy threads, which are about the dish, biscuits and gravy. This is a sausage gravy thread, which is about the gravy. They're two separate things and each have other uses like pic related. You wouldn't complain if there was a french fry thread and someone started a thread about ketchup.

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>>19015130
pic related, chicken fried steak

>> No.19015137

>>19015130
Every single one of them is about how "Europeans" can't or won't eat a similar-looking dish.

>> No.19015149

>>19015136
Also known as country fried steak. And also is supremely based

>> No.19015154

>>19015093
what the fuck is this real

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>>19015137

>> No.19015160

>>19015137
That's it. I'm making another one.

>> No.19015163

>>19015136
Dat 'green' beans...

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>>19015154
Mods are completely out of control. This was in a thread about gas stoves. Banned for "spamming" when it was the only such post, and all my replies were topical to the subject, replying to specific people. I got frustrated once at how people were making bad arguments, and suddenly I was a "spammer." Of course it was a 3-day ban so no chance of appeal, and of course it was site-wide, even though this is the only board that gives you site-wide bans for transgressing the mods' unspoken board culture for which there are no actual written rules to warn you about.

>> No.19015171

>>19015154
It's a real shitpost

>> No.19015172

>>19015171
Except the thread did get deleted.

>> No.19015174

>>19015169
yeah that's weird. i've never been banned and i've been here for a really long time. maybe take your meds.

>> No.19015176

>>19015078
Found the autistic bong.

>> No.19015178

>>19015169
I'm getting more and more of these bans lately. Guilt by association is more and more common here. It's madness.

>> No.19015184
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I'm more confused about what's wrong with eating scones for breakfast. Isn't having a coffee and some kind of pastry/baked good for breakfast pretty fucking common everywhere in the Western world? Do they also think that it would be weird to eat a bagel, or a danish, or a croissant for breakfast?

>> No.19015197

>>19015184
Well biscuits used in biscuits and gravy are nothing like scones in texture or flavor anyway. So not really a good comparison.

>> No.19015198

>>19015178
It is unheard of on 4chan, outside of /ck/. If mods don't like a thread, ordinarily, they would just delete it and ban the OP. On /ck/, they get their rocks off by banning the ordinary board users who replied to the thread.

>> No.19015205

>>19015198
Yeah the only place i've ever gotten a ban for REPLYING to someone breaking the rules, was on /ck/

The mod here ONLY bans for 3 days though because any longer is subject to an appeal and he doesn't want to have to defend his shitty modding practices to other mods so he only ever does a 3 day ban.

>> No.19015208

>>19015198
>>19015205
i don't care

>> No.19015211

>>19015208
Hi, janny.

>> No.19015213
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>>19015198
Common occurrence on /tv/ and /vr/ homie, just because /ck/ is the only board you post on doesn't make it exclusive to here

>> No.19015215

>>19015081
Just another trolling Murican meltdown

>> No.19015218

>>19015136
u tellin me a chicken fried this steak

>> No.19015220

>>19015213
Oof. Imagine admitting that you post on /tv/ or /vr/.

>> No.19015222

>>19015197
I wasn't suggesting eating scones with fucking sausage gravy. It just doesn't make any sense to me why someone would think that scones can't be eaten at breakfast. It would be like saying you can't eat a muffin for breakfast.

>> No.19015226

>>19015208
Janny/mod statistic tracking would be nice to see so the upper mods can remove your retarded ass for always giving 3 days instead of actually moderating with a modicum of thought or sense.

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>>19015220
I occasionally browse /an/ as well

>> No.19015234

>>19015220
/b/ does it, /k/ does it.

>> No.19015238

>>19015234
I shit post on /k/ all the time and it's never happened to me unless I got into a long /pol/-thread shitfest. Where mods just ban everyone who practicipates.

>> No.19015246

>>19015184
>Do they also think that it would be weird to eat a bagel, or a danish, or a croissant for breakfast?
If you poured fucking sausage bechamel over it, yeah.

>> No.19015254

>>19015234
Holy shit, imagine admitting that you have gotten banned from /b/.

And mods on /k/ do not act like mods here.

>> No.19015255

>>19015246
lol
lmao even

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>>19015078
>Bong
>Spotted Dick
By all means feel free to lecture us on off-putting naming conventions

>> No.19015259

>>19015246
If the idea of dipping a croissant into country gravy is gross we can't be friends

>> No.19015261

>>19015078
>gravy shouldn't be white
says who?

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>>19015254
what boards do you regular my man?

>> No.19015264

>>19015254
haha alright

>> No.19015265

>>19015254

imagine admitting that you're are such a newfag that you haven't been b& from /b/ yet

>> No.19015267

>>19015149
Nope. Country fried steak uses a plebian brown gravy. Chicken fried steak uses a milk gravy.

>> No.19015272

>>19015265
Isn't the only way to get banned from /b/ by posting illegal content? Big yikes.

>> No.19015277

>>19015272
no, calling for a raid or doxxing is also bannable.very unfortunate. I miss the 00's.

>> No.19015280

>>19015267
putting a different sauce on the same food doesn't make it a different food.

>> No.19015282

>>19015280
sure it does

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>>19015272

newfag status: CONFIRMED NEWFAG

>> No.19015288

>>19015154
Its a real shit post, yeah. An actual mod would just ban him without comment. Also impersonating a mod or jannie is itself a bannable offense and one of the few the mods will reliably enforce.

>> No.19015294

>>19015282
i disagree. if you were to not put the sauce on the chicken fried steak, or the country fried steak, you wouldn't be able to tell which was which.
therefore, they're the same.

like how you could put a brown gravy, or a white gravy, on mashed potatoes, and they're still mashed potatoes.

>> No.19015297

>>19015280
poutine vs chili fries vs garlic fries

>> No.19015298
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>>19015284
They don't do shit like that anymore. They have to select a reason to ban under a drop down menu.

>> No.19015300

>>19015254
You haven't lived till you've gotten at least one 7 or 30 day ban from /b/

>> No.19015305

You should try actually cooking once or twice before posting here.

>> No.19015307

>>19015300
I'm old enough to remember the days when getting banned from 4chan meant all you were even able to see when accessing the site was the ban page. Browsing the site in read-only mode while banned is new and scary to me.

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>>19015294
Sure, but you're retarded if you think white gravy on mashed potatoes is going to taste the same, or be received the same as poultry gravy on mashed potatoes.


If you order turkey with mashed potatoes and gravy and I hand you some turkey breast and mashed potatoes with white gravy on top, and I tell you that there is no difference between a white gravy with mashed potatoes and a poultry gravy with mashed potatoes because at the end of the day they're both mashed potatoes with gravy, you're gonna fucking riot.

Stop being retarded, please and thanks.
also to the janny/mod who keeps warning me for posting screenshots of me NOT submitting reports, neck yourself. If I actually submit a false report go ahead and ban me then, you can't ban me for NOT reporting something. Retarded faggot.

>> No.19015310

>>19015093
This whole website has been turned to shit by the tranny mods who just delete shit they dont like and leave off topic shit when it pleases thim.

It doesn't take much to see that.

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>>19015298
where did you get your opinion?

>> No.19015319

>>19015310
no shit

>> No.19015320

>>19015310
this happens when you do it for free

>> No.19015321

>>19015298
Doesn't stop them from making shit up. I once got a 30 day ban here for posting a pic of a fully clothed (sweater and jeans) "healthy long term vegan". The reason given was posting porn on a blue board.

>> No.19015322

>>19015321
Did you try appealing it?

>> No.19015325
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>>19015298
https://www.4channel.org/rules

>> No.19015326

>>19015321
You should always appeal the kinda shit

>> No.19015330

>>19015321
>>19015322
You know, I don't think I've ever won an appeal once, even it was blindingly obvious that the ban was either in error or inappropiately applied.

>> No.19015331

>>19015090
>as long as there's meat in it
It's supposed to be made from drippings, not meat itself.

>> No.19015333

>gravy shitflinging
I don't get it
Every kind of gravy tastes amazing. Biscuits and gravy is good, mash with brown gravy is good. Why fight over it
t. european

>> No.19015334

>>19015309
they're just responding because someone is reporting your dumbass

>> No.19015343

>>19015178
Yeah same I apparently got banned for posting on a cp thread? But I only ever post on /ck/ and this is easily thr most tame board. I think it was a thread talking about the same old restaurants being cheaper than actually cooking for yourself.

>> No.19015348

>>19015309
Lmao, I take back what I said about the mods. Based jannies.

NOW will you dialate?

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>>19015334
Oh I'm aware, im still gonna call him out as a retarded prick for warning me for something that didn't happen in the first place.

>>19015348
Only after you report me again for "reporting" you.

>> No.19015365

>>19015353
Why are you so upset? Did you miss a session?

>> No.19015371

what's happening itt? are two jannies having a pissing contest?

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best thread RN

>> No.19015380

>>19015322
>>19015326
Appeals don't work. I've never had an appeal succeed no matter how egregiously wrong the ban was.

>> No.19015384

>>19015365
Not upset, I just enjoy calling out a janny for "warning" me for something that didn't happen and didn't break any rules in the first place lol.

Posting a screen shot of the report page when I DIDN'T submit a report, isn't breaking any rules.

>> No.19015387

>>19015384
>>19015353
>>19015309
They have been doing this for years. Clicking "ban" is easier than looking up your IP in the report log, which I'm not even sure they know how to do.

>> No.19015391

>>19015387
Even stupider considering I use a static IP and have done for AGES.

>> No.19015396

>>19015384
You shouldn't have posted that you were making a report. You're lucky that the mod only gave you a warning and not a 3-day, as announcing reports is against the rules.

>> No.19015399

>>19015396
Again, no report was ever made. Ban me for NOT making a report?

Come the fuck on.

>> No.19015402

>>19015396
you're a slave

>> No.19015405

>>19015399
You literally posted a picture of you making a report and you're mad because all you got was a warning?

YOU come the fuck on.

>> No.19015404

>>19015220
those are big steps up from here. let's not pretend that this is a patrician board

>> No.19015409

>>19015402
I'm based. Janny's on my side now.

>> No.19015410

>>19015391
>>19015399
Calm your tits. The point is they do this on all boards indiscriminately. It doesn't make much sense, but there is a kind of logic to it (saving time), and it's consistently applied.

The problem is rules that aren't applied consistently, like frequently happens on /ck/.

>> No.19015411

>>19015399
ok what would you call that, where you show that you are going to report someone, and then don't do it. what would you describe that as? i'd describe that as "announcing a report".
i'd fucking ban you anyway. christ, quit shitting up a thread with offtopic garbage.

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>>19015405
Lmao.

I never submmited the report, what are you not understanding here?

Do you think I just submitted your post for breaking US law or do you think i just closed the window?

>> No.19015419

as a genuine elder statesmen of this here board it is flabbergastin to see someone in such a tiff that they might be precluded from poastn for a few days. I am glad you have provided me with this perspective. shoop woops

>> No.19015418

>>19015416
did you receive a warning for submitting a false report?

>> No.19015425

>>19015416
You posted a picture of a report you made in a post that you are announcing a report in.

Enjoy your ban.

>> No.19015426

>>19015418
Yeah but i've also been banned for posting a copper pot thread when Kamala Harris got a copper serving dish when she was visiting france because apparently a copper pot thread on /ck/ was political

>> No.19015431

>>19015425
I hope they're not lazy faggots about it giving me a 3-day ban again.

At least make it a week or two so I can embarrass you fucks in the appeal that you'll ignore anyway because all 4chan mods are corrupt and cover up for other shitty mods/jannies since it's far easier than to actually fix the problems with the site moderation.

>> No.19015433

>>19015416
As you can see here, announcing a report or sage is against the rules. By including a screenshot of you with a report window open a mod may believe you are announcing a report or calling for others to report a post.

>> No.19015436

>>19015433
>i'm too lazy to actually check the report logs and i'm too lazy to moderate effectively so i just give out blanket 3 day bans since they can't be appealed anyway.

i for one am shocked.

>> No.19015437

>>19015431
the appeal only goes back to the same mod so they can reconsider. no other mod reads your appeal.

>> No.19015441

>>19015431
Yeeep, somebody missed their dialation session :^)

>> No.19015446

>>19015426
The constant trolling of cast iron pan threads by one or two sick individuals who are obsessed with the topic is fine to the mods, but whenever someone posts about g**slop, even mentioning the word uncensored in another thread, that will catch you a site-wide ban because "that's a far right fash Nazi scum dog whistle."

>> No.19015452

>>19015437
Lol, you have got to be fucking with me. That is the worst appeal system I've ever heard of. Zero accountability.

>>19015416
In the old days, people would nuke threads by starting from the first reply "saged and reported" even if it was a perfectly acceptable thread. It can get out of hand. I agree with >>19015433 that you're basically calling for other people to report a post.

>> No.19015464

>>19015452
Sure but it comes back to zero accountability. If you want to make that a rule, make it a fucking rule.

If you make a rule that posting screenshots of reports is bannable, it will instantly stop. Instead it's NOT a rule and mods will still ban you for it anyway.

Fucking retarded.

>> No.19015466

>>19015426
>Yeah
itt? or a long time ago? is a janny lurking now?

>> No.19015468

>>19015280
someone better tell the Italians

>> No.19015469

>>19015466
I got a warning ~30-40 minutes ago.

>> No.19015472

>>19015469
some ppl have all the luck

>> No.19015477

>>19015464
I literally don't care about stupid shit like that. The site has rules. You act like you don't understand them, but you do.

The shit about not being allowed to make a thread about lactose intolerance on a food board is not a written rule, and many threads on the topic have gone to bump limit in the past. Or someone replying to some vaguely topical thread where not only is the OP banned, but anyone who happened to reply to the thread, which doesn't normally happen on 4chan. That's the problem we are talking about. You are diluting the conversation about the real problem with your made-up bullshit drama.

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>>19015055
reported for posting food & cooking in a meta thread!

>> No.19015480

>>19015477
Meh, i'd argue it's a symptom of the same problem.

Horrible low-tier moderation teams with little to no oversight or rules in place to control them.

>> No.19015486

>>19015464
Holy shit, you're still so mad even though you know you're wrong.

Go ahead and have an extra dialation session today, you earned it.

>> No.19015488

>>19015469
>I got a warning ~30-40 minutes ago.
>for NOT submitting a report

i think maybe the other guy submitted a report afetr you posted a screenshot of you pretending to submit a report so then a janny saw the report and warned you for submitting the report that the other guy submitted. he trolled you. kek.

>> No.19015496

>>19015488
Oh I am fully aware what happened see >>19015353

>> No.19015498

>>19015496
do you not have a job? it's monday.

>> No.19015499

>>19015498
pot, kettle.

>> No.19015502

>>19015477
>but anyone who happened to reply to the thread, which doesn't normally happen on 4chan
As already stated, this DOES HAPPEN on other boards you fucking retard, mods nuke offtopic threads and ban/warn everyone involved, it happens.

>> No.19015503

>>19015055
Rent free.

>> No.19015506

>>19015488
:^)

>>19015496
Did you dialate yet?

>> No.19015507

>>19015498
I work from home and since I don't have a set schedule I can work as much or as little as I want in a day.

As long as I finish what I need to do it doesn't really matter when I work. I've got ~15 hours of actual work this week that I'll probably get to wed/thrus and if I don't finish it up Thursday night then I'll do the rest Friday.

>> No.19015509

>>19015506
Still not warned(again) or banned, so I guess not?

Not that you haven't tried, i'm sure you've reported at least one or two of my posts in an attempt to get me another warning/ban.

>> No.19015514

>>19015509
If you're still upset about being warned by the mods, maybe you shouldn't break any of the rules.

>> No.19015519

>>19015514
Not really upset about it, just wish the mods would at least TRY to moderate with an ounce of thought.


It basically just enoucrages mass reporting any post that upsets you because mods aren't going to look into it at more than the surface level and just delete the post without bothering to check any context and doll out warnings/bans like candy because again looking into context require effort.

>> No.19015523

>>19015055
poor transistor insulation work probably. Your average Fonsworth and Rupert simple short circuit. I personally blame the rubber unions, but of course the copper barons must take some blame although they are honorable gentlemen by and large. Regardless, this particular aspect of British industry is shameful.

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>>19015519
some people look for any excuse to feel superior by asserting authority

>> No.19015533

>>19015446
That's probably because "g**slop" is racism outside of /b/. Also g**slop posting had gotten way the fuck out of hand.

>> No.19015537

>>19015533
what about just "slop" can i call someone's food "slop" or will it be assumed that i'm referring to the b& word?

>> No.19015538

>>19015519
Do not let the janny tranny hold power over you. Let your router have a quick nap every once in a while

>> No.19015539

>>19015533
goyslop is used sitewide now, and don't censor yourself, just type it out coward G O Y S L O P

>> No.19015541

>>19015538
my ISP uses sticky IPs, and they require a full 24+ hours disconnected from the local node before you'll get reassigned a different IP address.

If you just unplug your router, wait an hour, and plug it back in you'll just get handed back the same IP you've already been using.

>> No.19015546

>>19015055
That sausage and those biscuits look like shit though, and that gravy is clearly the powdered shit you mix with milk

>> No.19015547

>>19015541
do you have a phone?

>> No.19015553

>>19015533
"Goy" is not a race.

>> No.19015556

>>19015537
Sorry, that's obviously an antisemitic dog whistle. Can't say the s-word, either. Sayonara for 3 days.

>> No.19015558

>>19015547
Yea, but all AT&T IPs in my area are banned by 4chan unless you have a pass, and fuck paying for pass after they axed the easy payment options.

>> No.19015562

>>19015558
>unless you have a pass
I WONDER (((WHO))) COULD BE BEHIND THIS?

>> No.19015563

>>19015553
Sure thing, rabbi.

>> No.19015565

>>19015246
>Be Brit
>Eat sausage for breakfast all the time
>Full English breakfast literally has 3 kinds of sausage
>But sausage.......gravy...on a croissant?????? UNHEARD OF
>Let me just eat my fried bread with my sausage links

>> No.19015573

>>19015267
There's an option at the diner near me to do sausage gravy, chicken gravy or beef gravy on your county fried steak. I have never gotten beef or brown gravy on it and I've never seen anyone else do it. So I dunno what you're talking about

>> No.19015574

>>19015097
>Did you know there are DIFFERENT types of gravy?
There aren't though the yankoid slop isn't gravy.

>> No.19015575

>be brit
>post susages on my favourite cooking board
>everyone talking about jannies
>everybody reporting everybody
>warnings errywhere!
>i just wanna talk about sossage
>fuck this shite

>> No.19015577

>>19015573
> my local diner is wrong about what they call things
yep

>> No.19015579

>>19015333
Nice trips eurobro. And I agree.
t. American.

>> No.19015584

>>19015575
Oh…that explains >>19015107
Not.

>> No.19015585

>>19015574
There are, it's gravy, you can look up websites that have the recipe for sausage gravy. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't true, you buttblasted limey cunt. Also kek @ ur life if you're calling sausage gravy slop. Go eat some four day old pastries from Gregg's.

>> No.19015586

>>19015055
i think hes cute
i should invite him over for breakfast and fuck him in the ass afterwards

>> No.19015587

>>19015541
Get starlink lol

>> No.19015589

>>19015574
>the yankoid slop isn't gravy.
and you will never be a woman but i'd bang you

>> No.19015591

>>19015280
tell that to the italians

>> No.19015598

>>19015577
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_fried_steak
"Also known as Country Fried Steak"
>Inb4 Wikipedia
https://www.food.com/recipe/country-fried-steak-36023
https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/country-fried-steak-recipe
And of course

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sxsrf=AJOqlzU3b_Aveyc8DSwPUw9Rh40z2sekRw:1678127514786&q=country+fried+steak&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj7-Z-T-Mf9AhVAD1kFHXmhDU0Q0pQJegQICBAB&biw=384&bih=652&dpr=2.81

Looks like everyone except you is correct

>> No.19015599

it tastes good but southern retards shouldn't be able to change the meaning of words because they are dumb. same with calling any soft drink coke

>> No.19015600

>>19015598
Wow it's almost like if you Google "2+2=5" you'd also be able to find sources supporting you.

>> No.19015602

When politics or political-like corporatism or corruption actually affects our food or cooking, like adding HFCS to everything because of corn subsidies, that’s /ck/ content. When you want to poke fun at some nationality for having particular tastes, that’s really /int/ content, but should be fine on /ck/ if it’s just one thread. We just don’t need three separate threads about British people and whether or not they like gravy on different types of breakfast foods!

>> No.19015603

>Yanks discover board
>Comfy threads replaced by bait posts and fast food shilling
truly the great satan

>> No.19015634

>>19015310
>It doesn't take much to see that.

you're really underestimating your schizo levels. it takes a lot to start seeing things that way.

>> No.19015638

>>19015523
this anon tried to divert the thread with humor, just pointing that out. Was there seriously 40-50 posts of someone complaining about ck mods? I'm in awe

>> No.19015643

>>19015634
If you don't see it then you're simply aren't paying attention or just purposefully ignore it.

Ignorance is bliss so I can't really blame you I guess.

>> No.19015646

>>19015638
>Was there seriously 40-50 posts of someone complaining about ck mods? I'm in awe
more than likely several posters, if it was a single poster the jannies/mods would have just banned him.
With multiple posters all participating they're FAR less likely to ban anyone.

>> No.19015649

>>19015603
They are truly a bitter people

>> No.19015650

>>19015643
or maybe being overly online cooked your brain.

>> No.19015652

>>19015650
or maybe having more than a lukewarm IQ and spending 5 minutes on 4chan you'd come to realize more than just the most basic surface level goings on.

>> No.19015656

>>19015652
please keep going

>> No.19015660

>>19015652
>having more than a lukewarm IQ
classic terminally online poster

>> No.19015664

>>19015660
>terminally
don't threaten me with a good time.

>> No.19015669

>>19015322
Mods don't actually read appeals, newfag.

>> No.19015684

>>19015652
yes anon. having voices in your head inform you about grand conspiracies is a sure sign of high IQ.

>> No.19015688

>>19015684
I'm not even the original anon who posted this >>19015310

>> No.19015729

>>19015055
In a world of 7,000 YouTube videos about biscuits and grany, euros still don't understand biscuits and gravy

>> No.19015763

>>19015729
This is true

>> No.19015810

We had some faggot spamming poop pics in the coffee general but apparently making sure no one was making any threads about the troon hershey ad was more important. Tranny Janny I wish you a fistula

>> No.19016053

>>19015529
tell me a single sweeter nector.

>> No.19016235

>>19015399
It was absolutely correct. You got banned for being a fucking nerd. *dabs*

>> No.19016236

>>19016053
being the sub.

>> No.19016276

>>19016235
>You got banned
warned

>> No.19016280

>>19015586
kill yourself immediately

>> No.19016330

>>19015331
Sis what kind of dry ass sausage are you eating that doesn't release fat when you cook it? Unless you're implying the problem is that the meat is still in it, in which case you're still wrong, but also dumb.

>> No.19016547

>>19015298
>a reason to ban
I got banned for "trolling outside of /b/" simply for replying to another poster with a genuine response. Didn't even think anything of it and two days later suddenly I am banned. If trolling was actually bannable 90% of posts on all boards should be deleted.
Bunch of fucking crap I'm so sick of this shit, 4chan was supposed to be the one bastion on the internet where you didn't have to constantly self censor and worry about it. Sometimes I can't tell the difference between this place and reddit.

>> No.19016574

>>19015055
Brits can't into food. They still live off of spiceless struggle-meals from WWII

>> No.19016584

>>19015256
Don't forget classics like
>The Stargazy Pie
>Pork Faggots
>Toast Sandwich

>> No.19016611

>>19016574
>Brits can't into food. They still live off of spiceless struggle-meals from WWII
Myth.

WW2 GI's who came to Britain is were the 'British food is bland crap' came from. . . . . .True then, not so now.

>> No.19016638

>>19016611
nah its 100% still true

>> No.19016656

Would this be a suitable recipe for biscuits and gravy according to burgers? I've never had it but there's so many threads that mention it I want to see what all the hype is about.

https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/buttermilk_biscuits_and_sausage_gravy/

>> No.19016659

>>19016638
Have you ever been to Britain?
Didn't think so.

>> No.19016674

>>19016659
Yes. It's shit. Shite as you may say.

>> No.19016676

>>19016656
I would personally go with this one:
https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/buttermilk_biscuits_and_sausage_gravy/

>> No.19016677

>>19016659
many times, thanks. keep coping though

>> No.19016682

>>19016676
Whoops, this one here:
https://www.blessthismessplease.com/homemade-biscuits-and-gravy/

>> No.19016703

>>19016656
>fry up sausage
>remove sausage
>add flour
>cook until it turns brown
>add milk
>add salt and pepper
>add sausage back in
That's it, that's perfect sausage gravy, it's not complicated. You can add some green onions if you want to get fru fru fancy.

>> No.19016706

>>19016682
Thanks anon. I'll do that recipe when I get home in the next few days. I have all those ingredients handy. Will give honest review from a bong pov. Tbf I like most American things I've cooked so I don't doubt I'll like this. I usually have to reduce the sugar by quite a bit for it to be palatable though.

>> No.19016731

>>19016706
No worries, and what >>19016703 said is true but that recipe should get you started nicely if you've never made it before. I honestly hope you like it, it's my favorite breakfast dish but I am from Tennessee so I guess it figures lol.

>> No.19016743

>>19016677
You have never been to Britain.

But like most Bongs, we will give it a try. Sounds OK but can't say it will be first choice on my menu.

>> No.19016745

>>19015055
because it doesnt include beans

>> No.19016746

>>19016731
I'm from northern Ohio and currently live in Maryland and have been eating biscuits and susage gravy almost every Sunday for the last 25-30 years. My family isn't southern either, but it's something I grew up with and continue to this day.

>> No.19016778

>>19016656
This is a better biscuit recipe with a video:
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/220943/chef-johns-buttermilk-biscuits/

Here's another video, if you don't have self-rising flour you can make it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6W2kWdVHm8
https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/homemade-self-rising-flour-recipe

This is a good recipe for sausage:
https://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/44/Basic_Homemade_Country_Sausage2667.shtml

Most homemade sausage recipes call for lean meat and very little herbs and salt, that's inauthentic
Good sausage is fatty, salty, and on the strong side
If you don't want to make the sausage cut the cases off some bangers and use that instead

>> No.19016782

>>19016682
>https://www.blessthismessplease.com/homemade-biscuits-and-gravy/
>>19016731
I'm sure I will.

Like I say the sugar thing usually requires a lot of adjustment for bong taste (I did General Tso's on Saturday and reduced the sugar by two thirds from the recipe that was suggested by some Amerifrens on this channel) you guys really seem to like a lot of food very sweet. Great big bold flavours too of course which are a great.

>> No.19016789

>>19015078
Go back to boiling potatoes please

>> No.19016791

>>19016782
>three tablespoons of sugar
That recipe is retarded, I've made plenty of biscuits and never in my life have I seen one call for sugar let alone 3 tablespoons. You could easily leave that out and it would change nothing. Biscuits are just fluffy but still kind of dense bread, they are paired with savory foods. There is no reason for them to be sweet.

>> No.19016797

>>19016778
That sausage recipe is not far off what I'd make over here anon. Agree you can't be fucking about with lean meat in a good sausage it needs some fat to help bring out stronger flavours. We can buy shit tasteless sausage for like £1.20 for 8 but I wouldn't bother.

>> No.19016798

>>19015198
That's mostly the janitors, the mods just do whatever the jannies submit without close review

>> No.19016807

>>19016797
Considering most traditional american fare is directly descended from colonial-era anglo cuisine, it makes sense the recipe would look familiar.

>> No.19016809

>>19015315
I'm not him but I used to be a janny and the rules aren't closely checked by mods. Jannies can only choose from a dozen or so violations depending on the board. They can also delete without requesting a ban, but I never did that because fuckem

>> No.19016826

>>19016782
Yeah hold on I didn't even check the biscuit recipe, just looked at the sausage gravy. Might want to leave sugar out because I've never added it to biscuits.

>> No.19016835

>>19015810
Only the absolute cream of the crop janitors bother searching the catalog for threads to cull. Most of them just clear their reports queue and call it a day.

>> No.19016841

>>19016797
Good. Biscuits and gravy are delicious but the only dudes who can eat them everyday without dying by 30 ride horses or dig potatoes for a living
But do enjoy them with some bacon and runny eggs, life is worth living

>> No.19016868

>>19016841
Hahaha understood anon. I build anachoic chambers for a living so I'm not far behind those guys shifting 200lb steel sections around all day. I eat big for my first meal then very little for the rest of the day.

>> No.19016903

>>19015055
Plate one, eggs with a lil gravy on them sides of sausage couple links some bacon
Plate two, three biscuits broken in half and smoothered in that gravy
Waffle on side with syrup

>> No.19016931

>>19015220
/vr/ is the only vidya board
Kill yourself

>> No.19017035

>>19015055
This is how you get congestive heart failure. Refined carbs that run through you like a cup of sugar and saturated fats that don't get catabolized

This image is disgusting, a true testament to the depths of depravity which the American public have sank in their culinary pursuits

Don't mix saturated fat and refined carbs

I try to find a board absent of pessimistic political discourse or repulsive titillation and I find this.

>> No.19017044

>>19017035
This is just a southern breakfast lmao.

>> No.19017059

Why do Americans call bechamel sauce gravy?

>> No.19017064

>>19017059
>bechamel sauce
Why do brits make up words?

>> No.19017076

>>19017064
I'm pretty sure it's a French word

>> No.19017091

>>19015101
>sheppards pie gravy
>chicken stock
mate... what?

>> No.19017103

>>19017059
Because of the other stuff in it

>> No.19017121

>>19015600
It's called common usage sweaty. Not anyone else's fault you cannot understand the parable of the dagger due to severe autism.

>> No.19017784

>>19017059
As far as I can tell, its bechamel sauce with meat bits, leftover fat, or really any meat component.

>> No.19017973

>>19015136
What do I do with extra country gravy?

>> No.19017998

>>19015213
the /ck/ j*nny is easily one of the worst on the site

>> No.19018116

>>19017973
Chug-a-lug, bitch.

>> No.19018496

>>19015157
>>19015160
He correctly pointed out that these threads are obvious spam and, as predicted, you have no response to that but to agree. These threads are dumb, perhaps even dumber than you but that's a stretch.


Please stop posting sausage gravy threads to make fun of a European person that only exists in your head. You're taking up valuable board space that could be used for another McDonald's or booze thread.

>> No.19018500

>>19015055
It's an odd one, we don't really have that here.

Iv never encountered it in the UK, and we are not shy of adopting your food memes.

If it's so fucking good, why has nobody brought it here?

>> No.19018508

>>19018496
oh look, a snooty biscuit-and-gravy hater. how quaint

>> No.19018686

>>19016703
>cook until it turns brown
Why do 99% of people cooking it and posting pictures online apparently skip this step?

>> No.19018725

>>19015380
Only ever had one ban for posting a copypasta that a jannie didn't recognize and interpreted as me being underage. Submitted an appeal explaining I was over 18 and linked the copypasta showing it wasn't from me. Unbanned within an hour of the appeal.
Don't type your appeal like a fucki g autist, or expect to get one if you obviously broke the rules. Jannies can be retarded sometimes but this site really isn't that fucking hard to function on.

>> No.19018763

>>19015055
Not just british. We don't have that crap in Canada either. I may be queer, but even still... if you enjoy putting white slime in your mouth each morning, you're definitely a faggot.
Are americans really this gay?

>> No.19018769

>>19015101
there's no such thing as white gravy you moron