/ck/ - Food & Cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEpXeTDwbk8

>>19011551

>>19011551
Anyone with access to the internet knows what American food is like, you filthy brit somali immigrant

>>19011551
would

>>19011551

Yuropoors genuinely are obsessed lol

>>19011551
Delicious

>>19011719
It's 19.30 PM on a sunday evening in Europoor country. Most of us aren't even online at this time of the week. Let alone on 4chan's /ck/. I've got the flu and sadly have nothing better to do than to tell you we couldn't care less about your diet.

>>19011719
>its ok when Murica does it

>>19011892
We don't think about you at all.

>>19011570
The gay CNN editing is pretty gay

>>19011551
I think I'm ready to settle down now

>>19011888
>couldn't care less about your diet.
Incorrect.
>>19011892
Correct.

>>19012286
>don't talk to me or my son ever again

I wish I ate gourmet burgers more often than like once every 3 months

>>19012286
how you eat this shit? you cut it by the sides just like kebab?

>>19012317
We as Americans have the ability to unhinge our jaws in the presence of an exceptionally large burger

>>19011551

>>19011551
Goyslop

>>19011884
heh would

>>19012445
that actually sounds interesting. Add a splash of vodka in there and you got a nice cocktail. OFC american red drank is made from cough syrup isn't it

>>19012466
JC. This is fucking dystopian. We should be banning munchboxes

>>19012487
I know right? Americans are disgusting

>>19011551
Oh that means so much compared to French freaks eating little birds. You hypocrite cunts.

>>19012445
>mfw it's real
https://www.kitchenartsandletters.com/products/ghetto-gastro

>>19012505
Yep

>>19011754
That disgusting soggy floppy bacon

>>19011909
Only when you want to spread your degeneracy elsewhere

>>19012503
What are you screeching about?

>>19012603
That's not complete without sides of onion rings and tater tots.

>>19012306
>Isicia Omentata
>Finely cut pulp of pork is ground with the hearts of winter wheat and diluted with wine. Flavor lightly with pepper and broth and if you like add a moderate quantity of myrtle berries also crushed, and after you have added crushed nuts and pepper shape the forcemeat into small rolls, wrap these in caul, fry, and serve with wine gravy.
>Apicius: De Re Coquinaria, translation by Joseph Dommers Vehling (Book 2, Chapter 1, recipes 4 and 7)
Return to European tradition Anon.
>>19012503
They aren't allow to sell those in restaurants anymore. If you want one you have to catch it yourself.
>>19012493
>Americans
That one's British. You can tell be the 2L bottle of Irn Bru behind it.
>>19012603
>American meal plan.webm
He eats black pudding and calls his mother "mum" with a u. Another obvious bonglander.

What are you people, scroungers, you're not allowed tater tots?
What the fuck is this world coming to?

>>19012427
When I'm at the store with friends I always tell them how good these are just to get them to buy them. I've never actually tried them myself though.

>>19011888
>It's 19.30 PM
You defeat the purpose of 24-hour time when you also tack on PM to it, yurodumb

>>19012603
It says "ENGLISH breakfast" in the video fucking moron, he's obviously a bong

>>19012503
honestly seems just the same as eating chicken
not even french

>>19012466
That is not an american thing.

>>19012667
It's a box of assorted fine American cuisine

>>19012634
>That one's British. You can tell be the 2L bottle of Irn Bru behind it.
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>19011713
Nice try, dickhole.

>>19012603
Do bongs really?

>>19011888
>he says writing a paragraph about how much he doesnt care about americans

seeth harder lmao

>>19012897
Explain why they use a can of paste instead of those things then.

>>19012317
You cut into 1/8th segments. It eventually kinda just falls apart and the you eat the rest with a fork

>>19012437
So, this is what the normalfag American thinks is fancy? A post-birth vagina sorrounded by raw grass?

MUH RI CAH

>>19012563
Tell us about black on black crime.

>>19014126
It doesn't matter what you throw at them, they'll always turn around and blame it on white supremacy or whatever like they have no agency. The black cops who beat that black kid to death recently? White supremacy.

If anyone is interested, a new documentary is coming out about Charlie Trotter.

https://piped.kavin.rocks/watch?v=Q9dYyg5VcvA

>>19012317
as an American i've never actually seen a burger like this irl, im pretty sure its just a novelty thing some people do for fun

>>19012585
the bacon is perfect retard, what's with americans and needing their bacon seared to a charred crisp?

>>19013029
for the same reason the most popular games are shit like fortnite and fifa

>>19013029
Can you even tell me a single time you've seen another human being in real life eat this. American's don't eat this over real cheese, it's an occasional topping
Euros are seething over the equivalent of the French being obsessed with snails.

>>19014605
Fuck I miss Skyline

>>19012430
His teeth say ck, is he really /ourguy/?

>>19013088
Gosh I wanna devour this

>>19014314
lobster rolls are fucking disgusting, no one who lives here even eats them. only out of staters eat lobster rolls to blend in with the natives, when realistically all they need is some dip and a big mac

>>19014671
There are two different lobster rolls on the chart. Which one are you talking about?
Also as someone who lives in Maryland, yes crab cakes sandwiches are everywhere and yes, they're usually delicious.

>>19012647
Why would an Englishman root for the New York Yankees?

>>19011888
>730 pm is an extreme time for someone to be awake and on the internet
What a baffling reply.

>>19012603
He looks so unhappy while eating.

>>19014671
I dislike cold lobster rolls drenched with mayo, but a hot lobster roll with very little or not mayo is yummy.
But I also generally prefer crab to lobster. It's a shame they aren't as plentiful around here as they used to be.

>>19014731
Maybe he really likes York and wants to root for anything even remotely derivative of it.

Why is american food always so messy? What is appealing about taking what are normally compact finger foods and making them impossible to actually eat with your hands without making a huge mess?

>>19014889
do you not have cutlery in your savage nation?

>>19012647
probably immigrated from new york or something, use your head for once in your life, not your corn syrup addled stomach!

>>19014314
>Oregon
>Fried Chicken on a Biscuit Sandwich
Yes, Oregon's iconic love for fried chicken and biscuits.

>>19012466
We call them garbage plates here in the states, only the faggot brits call them munchy boxes

>>19014891
>eating a hamburger with a knife and fork
why not just have a hamburger steak and a roll on the side?

>>19012406
I know this is over a decade old now but
>throw out packet of mccormic spices
>blend together a bunch of the exact same mccormic spices
Gets me every time

>>19014671
You’re delusional

why don't americans put vegetables in their sandwiches

>>19014314
Nobody in Texas puts mayo on a brisket sandwich.

>>19011884
That looks delicious, would eat

>>19013036
fuck off retard

>>19012423
pure mental illness

>>19011892
They finally understand.