/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>overserved
kill yourself pussy

>>19009595
So you never went out and ended drinking too much wine with diner ?
Not even once?

>>19009581
This irish girl with big tits and I were having so much fun at a bar the bartender hooked us both up with really strong drinks. We were cheering him on while he poured extra tequila in our margaritas. Happy ending ensued.

Blacked out with her a couple times. That was like 5 years ago and she is kinda fat now. We got along so well I should probably reconnect with her.

>>19009665
Maybe she will lose the weight if you ask her nicely

>>19009697
True. I could probably tolerate it in hopes that I would eventually be cooking healthy meals for her and living an active lifestyle. I already walk 3-5 miles a day because of my dog, which is an easy 300ish calories burned.

>>19009635
Yeah I've gone out and drank too much but I did that, I wasn't "over served" you fucking loser

>>19009581
Not drinks, but I've been overserved many times at Golden Corral and left nasty Yelp reviews

>>19009720
Its not the same thing

>>19009581
Genius bait thread OP

>>19009726
Sure, I would be happy to carve that for you, but thinner slices are more tender and you can always come back,....

>>19009755

would that be alright?

>>19009581
>Be me in the Navy, 2016
>Anchored off the coast of Maui, Captain drops liberty.
>Go ashore with a few friends. Get breakfast in Lahaina.
>Wander around town. Find a liquor store. Liberty buddy grabs a fifth of Jack Daniel's and a two-liter of Coke to split between three of us.
>Find a park. Drink. Talk. In the sun for many hours.
>Decide to get some food. Call an Uber.
>I get into the Uber.
>It's the last thing I remember until I wake up with my liberty buddies on a park bench near the liberty barge.
>Make it across the Quarterdeck and to my rack without incident.
>Duty the next day. Feel like death warmed over.
>Senior Chief asks what happened the day before. Tell him I legit don't remember.

Thankfully I got through that incident because my liberty buddies had my back. I got blackout drunk and they made sure I didn't get in trouble.

>>19009936
>my liberty buddies had my back
Do you think they bummed you?

>>19009955
I don't think so. But even if they did, they kept me from getting on restriction because of an ARI, so I think I would have let it slide.

>>19009955
Also, triple checked.

>tfw you're in a random shithole city and you slide the pill addicted Applebee's bartender girl a 20 dollar tip so you can actually get drunk, then you go back to your hotel, eat the resr of your wanton tacos and jerk yourself to sleep

>>19009989
Why wouldn't you bribe the bartender with some pills then rape her asshole?

>>19009996
>her

>>19009989
>Applebee's bartender girl
Its always a girl now
Used to be a mans job

>>19009936
You got black out drunk from 250mls of whisky? Are you a 12 year old girl?

>>19010089
Sounds like you wish I was.

>>19010131
Sounds like you wish you were.

>>19009581
Overserved? Are you a fucking toddler?

>>19009581
>overserved
What a faggot zoomer mentality. You weren't overserved. You got as much as you ordered and drank too much because you are an irresponsible twat of a child. Stop expecting other people to fucking babysit you and protect you from your own fucking stupidity.

>overserved
Sounds like a great bar. Can you give me the address?

>>19009581
You weren't overserved. They gave you what you asked for, you're just dumb

>>19009936
What does it mean to "drop liberty" in navy terms?

>>19011190
Navy term for gay sex

>>19009581
>overserved
God I hate you mindless drones who have to be told everything.

>>19009581
its true…I myself have many times i have fallen victim to ligma

>>19011208
So what were you told then

>>19011128
Kek

>>19011190
If you're not on Duty, you can leave the ship.

>>19011211
What is even the point with a chaser in this scenario?

>>19009581
Did you wake up with a used condom in your asshole?

>>19011251
I am guessing you never slammed a pint of rum

OPs space buddies left a condom in his ass

Overserved? How is it the bartender's job to also look after you as if you were a child? Get the fuck out of here

>OP is gay
This is now /sunday beer general/ what are we having boys

>>19011515