/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19000030
>I'm a manchild and it's my parents' fault!

>>19000073
Yeah if that is indeed the case then the parents are to blame.

>>19000030
>visiting dad for weekend
>wake up to house smelling like literal shit
>dinner time rolls around
>eat a pork chop and immediately get sick
>dad put the 2 week expired pork chops from the refrigerator into the crockpot
>added what was left of my liter of diet coke and some paprika
>served me it without telling me what it was
>so proud of himself but in denial its why the house smells of corpses
>used to love diet coke
>cant stomach it anymore
>pic related it's the diet coke boomer stew
Looking forward to slipping the staff in the retirement home a $100 bill to use you as a punching bag old man.

>>19000073
I dont understand how you got that from that kek must be projection

>>19000084
What the fuck am I looking at

>>19000073
>How dare OP not make a bait thread about a fast food chain or frozen pizza on my /ck/!

>>19000030

mine wasnt really a “nightmare dinner” so much as it was just me trying to make a pass at the waitress
>go to local italian place
>waitress comes to serve me, give her my order
>tells me she likes my shirt
>make a pathetic autistic attempt to return the compliment
>tell her that her hair reminds me of a cute lolikon i saw once
>she asks me what lolikon is
>i giggle a bit, nervous to answer, tell her that what it is and that it is completely legal, etc etc
>after that she looks at me like shes seen a ghost
>grabs her manager, they ask me to leave the restaurant
>walk out in shame and sweating after probably the first verbal transaction i have had with a real woman since grade school
why am i like this bros

>>19000030
Dad force fed younger brother his disgusting unseasoned scrambled eggs, he barfed them up almost immediately. Ultra picky eater for all his childhood not from that, but from stupid stuff like that.

YOU MUST EAT THESE GLOOPY SUNNY SIDE UP EGGS WITH NO SALT OR PEPPER COOKED IN DISGUSTING CHEAP OLIVE OIL.

>>19000119
are you unironically retarded

>>19000119
Man you did not hahahaha also if a waitress gives you a compliment they are doing it for a tip 100%. I knew this fat kid who would eat 3 dozen boneless wings to the servers horror and leave his number as the tip and wonder why he never got any messages from them.

>>19000132
My buddy told me a story about how one day his sister ate 2 plates of spaghetti so his dad forced him to sit at the table until he ate a second plate. Took him an hour and when he walked into the living room to watch TV he immediately threw up on his dad

My parents never ate at the dinner table so no horror stories, sorry.

>>19000119
how can you be this autistic and not know that the "lolikon" is the smelly man looking at the porn

>>19000132
I have egg story
>dad excitedly offers to make me scrambled eggs for breakfast one day
>can hear him spraying PAM in the pan for solid 15 seconds
>house smells like ass immediately when eggs hit the pan
>can hear a metal utensil scraping the teflon pan
>puts a paper plate of poop brown eggs infront of me
>it was literally 90% burned cheese
>started screaming at me when he sees the look on my face at the sight of his "eggs"
I checked the trash can afterwards and he used what was left of half an expired bag of shredded cheese on 2 eggs. What I thought was pepper was teflon scrapings......

>>19000163
What did your family do then, eat around the TV or just everyone grabs some and fucks off? Sounds like heaven compared to a high blood pressure dinner after a B minus on a math test
(6 million jews died in the holocaust because I wasnt good at Singaporean math in middle school)

>>19000132
If you absolutely need salt with egg your tongue is broken.

My mother would wash chicken breast with dish soap and I would be in pain for days after eating her chicken. Found out that wasnt normal when I went to the nurse sick in highschool and told her my mom had gotten dish soap in the chicken while washing it.

>>19000073
Yeah, no, sorry, but I'm going to make the argument that this is actually case. When you have a child it is your responsibility to prepare it to be as functional and independent as possible so it can operate autonomously in the world, not so you can oppress it like you're the tyrant and it's the slave.
Parents that act this way are often neglecting and emotionally distant despite being involved and over controlling; it is often the case they give attention but it's the wrong kind- negative attention.
If your child is a manchild than it is most definitely the case you didn't get them properly trained and socialized in the most crucial ages between years two and four, where most of the groundwork for social capacity is laid and if that foundation isn't rock solid the kid is going to be inept and rapidly fall behind with no chance of catching up to their peers; they'll be stunted in every capacity and miss out on learning experiences and crucial basic functions all the way down to the motor level because the foundational skill of interacting with other people is subpar, and this is proven to be the case in Piagetian constructivism and through the countless sources of clinical data from counselors dealing with avoidant, anxious, and antisocial clients.

So, nevermind that it is in fact the parent's fault for raising a manchild, but then they go berate and tyrannize them for being an outcasted loser, and they deny any responsibility whatsoever. Once the manchild reaches adulthood it is their responsibility to fix themselves, but let's not pretend like it's not both parties that are lacking insight into the situation.

>>19000184
Mom goes to living room, dad goes to study, siblings do whatever. I usually ate at the table alone, maybe with a sibling depending.
>HBP over bad test score
I broke my dads arm when he confronted me about not doing well in school. I don't think eating at the table would have made a difference personally.

>>19000188
Who doesnt salt their eggs while cookin? Just a pinch makes YUGE difference. I bet that an average joe could tell the difference between salted and unsalted egg dish
Pic unrelated

>>19000119
fake story and anyone who doesn't realize it is retarded

>>19000204
Bro you are my fucking hero if you broke your dads arm over that. Seriously I have mad respect. Its crazy how harshly they would judge us over fucking test scores, yet the stereotype for that is asian.

>>19000030
>at dinner table
>forced to eat long stringy leafy vegetable by parents before their split
>couldnt chew through it but the pressure from parents watching me forced me to swallow
>nearly choked to death
>ended up pulling the long stringy leafy vegetable from my throat and placed it on the plate
>parents were disappointed and angry
>i was embarrassed and sad
>i havent touched any leafy vegetable since

>>19000163
I didnt have my glasses on and thought that lizard was a fucking icecream cone

>>19000207
If you absolutely need salt with egg your tongue is broken.

>>19000220
I bet that was the most stressful moment of your young life you probably fell asleep afterwards for 12 hours. If you were to confront them about it today the cowards would pretend to not remember or prob give you the fluoride stare.

>>19000084
He didn't make you eat it. He did you a favor by getting you off the faggy diet coke. He sounds like he meant well.

>>19000201
OP here thank you for replying to that piece of shit trying to derail the thread but dont give him what he wants. This isnt about coddling or man children it's just about shitty dinner experiences

>>19000207
>>19000188
The thing is a little salt does make eggs much better, and the shitty olive oil and raw egg whites made for an awful taste and texture for me as a child. It's the least he could have done, alright?

I'm an adventurous eater now and can tolerate slimy things. Love natto, raw egg yolks, okra... Still dislike mountain yams tho...

>>19000173
>Eat this pile of shit or you're in big trouble!
>I don't care if it's disgusting.

Why does that make sense to so many parents?

>>19000233
I challenge you faggot to fucking boil a pork chop in diet coke all day and eat it and not get sick. The only favor my father will do for me is if he turns himself in for being a sexual predator. You are defending a sexual predator.

>>19000030
I had issues with consistency as a kid, so I didn't enjoy ground beef much, gristle, bone chips in burgers, w.e., senpai made spaghetti with ground beef, as I was trying to carefully get it all down, I choked on a sketti noodle and lodged it in my throat. Barfed all over my plate, since I was already queasy to begin with. Got forced to eat it, barf it, mix in tears and mucus, eat, barf, eat. Lol. Took about an hour but I got it all down by just swallowing every gulp with water. Must have been 5 or 6. Fun times.

>>19000240
I would always use olive oil AND butter. Just olive oil SUCKS. Olive oil AND butter prevents the butter from burning or browning too much.

I think the force feeding of bad cooking was generational trauma passed down from those who went through the great depression. It's up to us to not be shitty cooks and understand if kids dont want to finish the second helping of fucking canned green beans grandma put on their plate. We must break the cycle.

>>19000244
Well you didn't disclose all that and your getting diddled. Sorry, man. A lot of bad parents force their slop down their kids throats and or beat/scream at them until they do so. Lol. Yours sounded time in comparison. A lil food poisoning.

Hope you're doing better now, amigo.

>>19000252
I implore you to confront them in a public place about this. Or just get your revenge. Put something fucked up in their salt shaker. That is unacceptable to make a child eat their own vomit. You were abused and I'm sorry to hear that. Justice is a fairytale, you've got to personally punish those who have wronged you. Dont let that shit slide, people who are ontologically bad like that you could torture them in a shipping container for a year and have good karma.

>>19000252
Where did you live that the ground beef had bone chips in it? I have NEVER found a bone chip, but when I lived in the (city) shitty of Pittsburgh I would regularly find tiny blue pieces of plastic in the ground meat.

>>19000244
You seem pretty slutty. 100% you were asking for it

>>19000285
This actually made me laugh, thank you bro kek.

>>19000204
oh my god you are so fucking badass anon

>>19000163
anon that *is* a horror story

>>19000204
You have cute sisters you would spend time with?

>>19000207
>this is a 10/10 sex symbol in England

grim

>>19000084
>slipping the staff in the retirement home a $100 bill to use you as a punching bag old man
What a great idea. Id like to do the same with my old boomer whos so useless he cant even make himself a ham and cheese sandwich.
>>19000233
Boomer apologists will face the wall.

>>19000030
After a certain point I just stopped eating at the dinner table with my family. They used to always bicker and fight, and if it wasn't amongst themselves it would be petty gossip about other family members. Then we'd have to hear our dad find different ways to put us down every day.
It was like a routine serotonin draining exercise, just pure toxic unconstructive insults. I just stopped eating with them and then suddenly I was the bad guy. Give me a fucking break.

>>19000367
Its crazy how they brought us into this world so they could be mean as shit for 18 years and then watch as we work ourselves to death for another 50. You should have to have a license to have children. Or a mandatory course on not being a piece of shit.

>>19000366
Quit blaming your parents for your issues you fruit loop. I had some brutal times, I don't cry about it and blame my problems on them. I'll take the corner, as thats what I had to do, face in corner for an hour or two. Weird punishment.

>>19000233
t. Dumbass boomer

>>19000284
Not so much the ground beef, just like a rare piece of tendon or knob of w.e. bone chips happened in like.. fast food burger or sausages or w.e. Infact, I just had one of those shit Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches, cause somebody offered me one and I was being polite. That bitch had a bone chip AND a macaroni looking like vein in it. Gnarly. Spit n toss.

US Southwest.

>>19000188
If you think kids will eat whatever you put in front of them just because, you're delusional

>>19000458
I'm 32. Is that boomer status these days? Is errybody above 19 a boomer? Geez. Maybe if I do some tik tok dances, that faggy shooting up heroine in your arm thing, and scream SHEEEEEEE, while rocking a ceasar cut, I can reverse my boomer prognosis. Do I need to drink the Logan Paul Gatorade?

>>19000467
If your kid is too picky for eggs, abort it with a flamethrower ASAP. It will only drag society down.

>>19000119
come on now, this simply didn't happen

>>19000188
>>19000224
wrong
nice try troll

>>19000030
I ate about 1/4 of my dinners outside with the dog because my mom made my dad stop hitting me up side the head when he got mad at how I ate.

>>19000471
Lurk for at least 1 year before posting

>>19000030
>hanging ou at park
>have some cookies
>feed some of the cookies to the ducks
>duck walks up to me
>he gets closer and closer
>he isnt stopping
>he waddles agressively owards me
>leave the cookies and get the fuck away
fucking ducks

>its not me its everyone else: the thread

>>19000527
Yeah.. totally found this shithole in my 32nd year of life.. in 2023. That actually happens.

>>19000790
Welcome

>>19000619
Wtf was this written by an Ai??????? /s4s/ tier banter if not kek

>>19000000
Don’t mind me.

>>19000138
>>19000141
>>19000164
>>19000208

It’s a pasta you newfags. I fucking hate zoomers.

>>19000073
This but unironically.

>>19000146
Based hope his dad learned a lesson

>>19000284
not him, but i've found bone chips in fast food meat patties at lest five times in my life, and i only eat fast food maybe a couple of times a year. never in grocery store meat, though, unless it was highly processed pork sausage, like those pre-cooked links. definitely found some bone chips and gristly bits in those.

>Dad goes to prison when I'm like 3 or 4
>don't hear from him forever
>phone rings one day when I'm like 13
>it's my dad
>thought he was dead. No sign of him in so long
>mom cooking spaghetti
>hey mom dad's on the phone
>she freezes up
>drops spoon
>runs to her room
>beef left on stove
>must have burnt or something
>when she finally comes out we order pizza instead
>she doesn't talk much
>thousand yard stare
Core memory

i had a pretty grim childhood, my parents weren't directly abusive, they were both just extremely depressed and hated eachother, so my brother and i were largely ignored and neglected. they seemed to really enjoy having dinner together, though, i think those were the times they felt like we could LARP as a happy family. i actually have comfy memories of dinner with my mom and dad and brother before shit REALLY fell apart and we weren't getting fed at all and they'd just send someone to the house once a week to see if we were still alive. i remember finally getting detained at school because a neighbor saw me sneaking out after dark to go through their trash to steal food. my mom showed up PISSED and said that they were lying and that i was just acting out because my dad left and we had plenty of food at home. i hadn't seen either of them in over a week. my mom took me home and told me to never talk to authorities because they would put my in a state home and i'd get molested every day. she saw that we didn't have any food in the house and that me and my brother had been eating takeout we pulled out of the trash and blamed our dad

>>19001278
Dis this happen in America? That's crazy dude. Get some revenge! My buddy had a father who would ignore him for days at a time and he would get so hungry he would eat frozen chicken nuggets straight from the freezer when he was 5. Did you ever get sick eating food from the trash?

>>19001187
How shitty and dismissive to see an entire thread of strangers childood stories like this and think it's the kids fault? I will literally stoke my dick to the liveleak video of you being beaten in the retirement home. The staff will probably steal your cancer medication and use it to get high. You will die alone and in pain and your kids will say "good riddance"

>>19001248
What was that nigga in for? Did he do something to you or your mother? Socks with sandals? Ketchup on pizza?

>>19000668
Bro keeps saying that from the same IP address kek samfagging in a random thread all day because he fucked up his kids and thinks it's their fault?

>>19999999

>>19000521
I never got smacked at the dinner table but one time....
>be like 10
>annoying cousin named "quest" and my aunt are visiting
>at dinner I grab my butter knife and start to butter my bread
>quest screams "Mom Anons got a knife"
>aunt runs over snatches butter knife from my hand
>screams "KIDS CANT HAVE KNIVES!!!"
>its not your house bitch!
>we argue and she loses
>out of defeat she throws a fucking chicken breast at me
>hits me in the face
>get up and walked into the woods and stayed for 2 hours
>better than the alternative of knifing the bitch
>can hear my aunt crying as I walk off, family arguing
>pic related
>knife like this but green handle
Havent spoken to her in decades and not planning on it. Also have no doubt in my mind my dad had sex with her when they were kids despite her being his sister.

>>19000119
Why thw fuck you said lolicon and also explained to her?

>>19001483
She's obviously your real mom anon.

>>19001483
>my dad had sex with her when they were kids despite her being his sister.

Based dad


>>19001610
>Why thw fuck you said lolicon and also explained to her?

Because it makes the story funnier

>>19001278
God. Is this real?

>>19001632
Its doesnt make it funnier.

>>19001632
The same pice of shit who said incest is cool is saying it about loli. Holy fuck I hope hell is real sometimes because you pedophiles deserve it.

>>19000119
>>tells me she likes my shirt
Anon she wants the tip and not of your dick.
>be me
>yuropoor
>sucks but at least no vestigial temperance movement BS
>bars hire cute girls to sell shots in test tubes at busy city streets
>be engineering students
>surrounded by higher level autists than I am
>shot girls smell autism
>approach and start flirting
>artists start blushing and melting
>shell out for expensive fruity shoots like retards
>spaghetti spilling all over the street
>autists brag later how the shot girls liked them

>>19000451
>waah, i had it hard and have unresolved issues i dont address so you should too
fuck off, most people arent stronk liek u

>>19001622
lololol 100%

>>19000084
Its amazing you didn't die in infancy considering how retarded your dad is.

>>19000119
Jesus Christ anon

>>19000030
American here, my parents never made me finish a meal, made me take public transport home with the bullies, homeless and spics on the bus at 12 and only mildly complained that I played video games too much.

>>19001278
Sorry to hear that anon. I hope life has gotten better for you.

>>19000030
This is more than 20 years ago when I was a kid so my memory is not 100%.
>Parents make noodles for dinner.
>something is clearly wrong with them, taste disgusting
>being a kid I pour ketchup on them
>dad loses his shit over the amount of ketchup I am pouring on but these noodles were putrid and disgusting
>we weren't allowed to be "picky eaters" so forced to consume this godawful shit until our plate is empty
Later that night:
>wake up and have to shit NOW
>rush to bathroom and barely make it
>constant stream of diarrhea, the painful burning ashore kind that just doesn't stop
>during this time dad needs to use bathroom
>if I get off the toilet and let him use it I'll just be spraying shit all over the bathroom so I can't hand the toilet over
>dad passes himself and jumps into shower
>next morning wake up in blankets on the living room floor
>something feels off
>I was sleeping with shit in my pants
>turns out whole family was beyond sick because of these fucking noodles
Either my parents were particularly poor at that time or my Dad was just being a stupid cunt trying to prove some stupid fucking point about food and waste, both explanations are equally possible.
Dad has been dead for ten years and I'm gonna be honest I don't particularly miss him.

>>19001934
Now you must follow in your dad's footsteps, and breed your Aunt-Mom to sire the next generation of 4channers. It is your destiny.

>>19000146
Based

>>19001707
Where do you think you are?

>>19000146
My parents did stupid shit like that then wondered why I ended up becoming a fat fuck.

i hope i don't fuck up my kid too bad. i think i'm doing an ok job. i think my wife would know/tell me if i were fucking it up.

>>19000030
>Be 7 year old me.
>Mom is working nights at the hospital.
>Dad says "Ill cook!".
>Breaks out two Chef Boyardee pizza kits.
>Me and little bro help with the dough, etc.
> Fun so far.
>Basic pies made, Dad opens fridge.
>OKAY TIME TO SPICE THEM UP.
>Adds sharp cheddar cheese, out of motz
>Breaded fried shrimp that is a week old.
>Full slices of bologna.
>Little bro is looking concerned.
>Slides pies in super hot oven.
>Oven set to "Dachau".
>Takes pies out. Crust is VERY brown.
>Bologna burned. Cheese very brown.
>Shrimp are now armor piercing.
>Cuts a slice for me and bro.
>Litt;e Bro takes a bite. Begins to cry.
> I take a bite. It's fucking inedible.
>Dad asks what's wrong.
>Through sobs and tears 5 year old bro says
>Daa, its soo bad and I'm soo hungry.
>He takes another bite.

We still laugh about it.

>>19002461
I know that feeling. My dad once did that to a beef stew when I was like 6.
>hey Anon you like ramen so you must like broth right?
>you like french fries so you must like potatoes right?
>you like beef jerky so you must like beef tips
>I'm making a stew with beef potatoes and some carrots!
>just eat around the carrots!
>dinner rolls around
>his stew is swamp water green
>he got carried away while assembling and started adding canned shit from the cabinet
>adds canned corn, canned greenbeans, canned chili, canned spinach, and canned tomatoes to a fuckin beef stew
>we are sat at the table
>stew is so gross even my mom wont eat it
>start sipping just the broth alone with my spoon at the table in near tears
>dad starts screaming at the top of his fucking lungs "UNGRATEFUL!" "EAT IT!!!!!!
>get physically abused and sent to bed early without dinner
>mom could hear me crying and made me a fuckin soft pretzel and smuggled me it
>"your dad tried his best anon"
And I will try my best to ruin your life the second it's most convenient for me dad, fuck you.

>>19002350
Bro what were in those fucking noodles????? It sounds like he was making haluski with fucking ramen noodles or something!

>>19002304
The shit I would get for playing videogames was unreal. My parents literally hated me for it, and seriously thought I was the only kid in the entire universe who played videogames and was a freak for it. When they tried to put a 1 hour timer on my xbox I fucking locked them out of their work PCs and changed the password. The hate for videogames only stopped when they realized my little brother was playing them too.

>>19002350
>not allowed to be "picky eaters"
I was called a picky eater because I wouldnt eat gross shit, and looking back on it I never had any sort of crazy demands, I just didnt want fucking gross cheap shit food. My father had a hard on for feeding people expired shit and not telling them, and he got it from my fucking grandparents who once bought a freezer full of meat in the 80's and are still fucking eating that shit to this day.... she cant even make cookies right.

>>19002545
I think it was expired Ramen or something like that. I honestly don't know but it was beyond disgusting. It wasn't a special recipe or something like that there was something wrong with them and everyone was forced to wolf that shit down.

>>19002461
>oven set to dachau
Top kek

>>19002458
Just remember that a moment of patience can prevent a lifetime of hate, and to listen to them when they tell you something.

>>19002570
>Ramen noodles are safe for a period of three months past their expiration date
but after this time it's best to just throw it away because you will begin to see formations of mold appear. The older the ramen gets the more likely you will get an upset stomach after consumption. That ramen must have been Old Old.

>>19002596
And I named and posted the uncropped screenshot kek but look at that little dude and his sunglasses, radical

>>19000252
the fuck? this is a child called it-tier shit

>>19002596
What makes that weirder is that I have a bunch of Ramen that is almost two years old now but is actually fine. When I do have some I make sure to thoroughly inspect/sniff them but they have somehow remained good.

>>19002525
My little brother's reaction was what we remember best.
Dad admitted it was bad after he tried it and he ordered a pizza from a local place.
It inspired all of us to cook better, Lil bro even worked as a chef for a time.
Dad did grow up in one of those very poor Texas families, where if it's on the plate, you eat it.
It took him a while to comprehend "bad food".

>>19002609
Im not him but I mean think about it man, when you are 5 or 6 you dont know any better. Mom and dad are god, and you dont want to face gods wrath do you? You know what god is gonna do if you dont eat the shitty food he gave you? Better be force fed like a Guantanamo bay prisoner on hunger strike than piss off mom and dad when they can basically torture you and end your life with that false perceived impunity in a child's mind.

>>19002525
The only thing wrong there was the spinach

>>19002615
They have probably tweaked the recipe over the decades and have mastered the preservatives-to-fissile-material ratio for a superior ramen shelf life

>>19002640
Canned chili with beans in a beef stew? I'd rather have had the spinach in it kek

>>19002635
I mean he admitted it and corrected his mistake, he is a wise man. Bologna and shrimp pizza is probably a delicacy in Brazil kek
>anyone have the webm of the trash fire Brazilian pizza?

I will never forgive my parents for making me sit at the table until I finished my food. If I was hungry I would have eaten it. One day they will pay dearly for this transgression.

I haven’t eaten spinach since I was 7
>mom makes overcooked spinach and super overcooked eggs
>her recipe was to cook spinach until it was hard, and the egg like an omelette type thing
>begin to mix the egg in the pan to make scrambled eggs
>cook way past overcook. Barely add salt and pepper
>gives me a plate. I can’t bring myself to eat it. It taste bad, bland but a rancid after taste
>the texture is the worse. I would gag as the hard spinach would get stuck in my teeth and it would feel like it was dangling down my throat
>mom won’t let me leave till I finish the plate
>had dinner at 6. Didn’t get up from the table till 9
I brought this up to my mom countless times growing up, and she pretends this never happened.
She still makes spinach and eggs this way. And is surprised why no one wants to eat her meal.
I have tons of memories my mom (my dad worked all day, so I barely have any memories of him. Just when he would buy me something. Or when on vacation he would get angry) that pretty much amounted to my mom wanting the finale say.
The parents style of gen Xs is actually insane, I have very few memories of playing with my parents (a single 1 from with my dad) I have never heard them talk to me or my brother without looping back to money, and making something I enjoy a career. They have never showed interest in any of my hobbies.
In fact I remember my parents were super focused on “if you start something that must mean you finish it”
Which meant 7 years of karate, where every week, every Tuesday and Thursday was an argument begging our parents to let us drop it. Going in swimming lessons, and constantly redoing the lesions we failed. Never having a break.
Being constantly told, since we didn’t like karate or swimming, there was no point in trying anything else.
I remember my parents feared that our childhood friends would steal from the house. So we were not allowed to bring friends over. (1)

>>19002721
(2) we were not allowed to go to friends house until we were 13. I remember the first time I went to a friends house, my mother went into the house to grill the parents.
I remember my mom kept doing this to all my friends, even up to 10th grade.
My parents wouldn’t let us outside (as in go to malls with friends, that type of thing) until we reached 15.
I’ll be honest, they were so disengaged in our life. They showed 0 interest in our academic life, in hobbies we did besides karate and swimming, they didn’t care we were overweight. I am not sure if I can even say there was a relationship. It’s like we were more of a nuance. Who were just party tricks. Bringing us out to go
>our boys are purple belts in karate. Do a kata
It just dosen’t makes sense, how they were so controlling but so distant.
Even to this day, they heavily try to curate our lives. And it just dosen’t make sense

>>19002693
I love that you have been coming back to this thread all day from the same IP address to project the fact that you are one of these parents. Deep down inside you know it, and it tickles me dearly. You are your own punishment and dont realize it yet, but you will only when it's too late, your kids wont speak to you and your wife will leave you. You will die alone and miserable and you deserve it. Eat broken glass dude. Miserable canadian fucker.

>>19002721
I like spinach on white pizza that's about it. Who the fuck puts whole spinach in an omelet ? Sounds like something that would piss off Gordon ramsey but he puts peas in carbonara so what the hell do I know kek. But I bet that bitch would STINK after eating that shit. Or would she not eat it and just make you? So funny because every time i have ever cooked something for anyone like a friend of girlfriend or family I've always said , "if ya dont like it it's no big deal." Before even serving them.

>>19002733
I played sports once at like 8 and was signed up for literally the wrong school district. I was a total stranger at my first practice and then on the way home saw all my friends on our actual schools team. That sucked ass. Didnt play any sports after that but a few years later started playing paintball and that INFURIATED my parents but they let me continue because it was less than the $500 a season soccer BS. I remember it was $640 to play lacrosse at my school wtf. They would still make the kids bring their own food to practice and games.

>>19000201
Incel here, everything you just said is dumb and blue pilled, parents can't do shit about anything but hope their kid is good looking enough for women and personality doesn't matter. I was a very well socialized kid and even quite popular in school and on my street where lots of kids lived and played outside everyday but then I got acne which ruined my life and now I am a mid 20s manchild.

>>19002771
>Who the fuck puts whole spinach in an omelet ?
Not an omelette, but spinach is quite common in quiche, which is like an egg pie

>>19002757
Hi. I'm the poster you have just replied to. Just want to wanted to highlight a few key points
>that is my first post in this thread
>i don't actually have parents and that never happened to me
>i'm australian
Thank you for listening.

>>19000030
my mom completely stopped making holiday meals because one time my sister said that what was planned wasn't going to be "special enough". after that, if we had a holiday meal, it was because i made it.

My mom never forced me to eat anything since she was traumatized from being forced to eat liver and onions as a child. My dad didn't care whether I ate anything in its entirety as long as I gave it a legitimate try before saying that I didn't like it. I don't really have many examples of bad dinners. One time my dad overcooked the fuck out of some venison and served it with microwave rice and barbecue sauce and that was pretty bad but edible with water to stop myself from choking. I became anorexic in high school because I hated both of their cooking and they forced me to start eating microwaved zogslop under threat of sending me to a mental health facility. Now I'm addicted to that crap and eat hot pockets for breakfast every day.

>>19000119
vintage pasta

>>19000000

>>19000084
Walloping on an infirm, elderly man -your own father- over some poor parenting choices 50 years prior.

I rarely see awful people posting awful things in /ck/. This used to be a sanctuary within 4chan.

My dad never cooked much but he knew how to make pancakes, and I think he saw somewhere that you could make them more fun for kids by putting food coloring in them. So he made these green and blue pancakes that to me at like 8 years old looked very off putting and not like food at all, and I didn’t want to eat them but I felt bad and ungrateful and still tried to, but I started crying and he asked why, and I felt very ashamed for ruining a dinner he had made an effort to make fun.

>>19000146
What even is the logic of making Timmy each a second plate just because Susie did? Some weird OCD balancing shit that needs to happen for dad to feel okay?

It's nice to have a specific example to think of now when I wonder what dumb people who have kids end up doing as parents.

>>19002461
>Oven set to "Dachau".

>>19001483
>have no doubt in my mind my dad had sex with her when they were kids despite her being his sister

>dad makes a large pot of chili with large kidney beans for dinner
>he forgets to put the leftovers in the fridge and leaves the pot out all night telling no one
>me and my siblings get served chili dogs the next day
>brother and I eat our chili dogs but my sister is being fussy about dinner tasting weird
>dad goes ballistic and yells at her to eat
>after picking at her chili dogs she discovers that one of the "kidney beans" was a dead roach

I was already halfway done eating my chili dogs

>>19000030
Maybe they're being yelled at for not eating their vegetables
Not everyone feeds their kids HFCS sloppas like the americans do

>dad making meatloaf
>for whatever reason he decides to put a whole bunch of random shit into it
>tons of minced garlic, corn, carrots, basil, oregano, ginger, peas, cranberries, etc.
>this thing is like 95% not meat
>everybody asks wtf he's doing but he gets angry as hell when questioned about anything
>he cooks it, it takes forever to finish
>everybody is starving by the time it's done, might as well try it
>it's fucking disgusting
>he acts like it's the greatest thing anybody has ever made and we're all fucking morons for not liking it
>rest of us decide we're going to order out instead
>dad goes ballistic, screaming about how he made this great meal and we should be grateful
>just to spite everyone he eats the whole fucking thing that night
>he ended up getting diarrhea for two weeks
>he blamed the one single french fry he picked at from what we were having
>to this day he still thinks he was in the right

is there a specific reason why boomers and gen x'ers made their kids eat whatever sloppy shit they made, even when it was literally rotten or otherwise compromised? I'll give generations before that the benefit of the doubt because food wasn't always available and they had to make due. There's no excuse for being like that past 1960.

>>19003164
I think it's like that meme picture of abuse being something passed down generationally, and the one father/mother refuses to pass that hurt to their child.

>>19000030
I have always had a fucked up relationship with food. I don’t think I remember any specific events involving food/cooking, but my memory is terrible.

Except, this one time I hid in the closet and ate an entire box of krispy kreme donuts. I was <5 too, so that was like half my bodyweight. Then I threw up of course. I threw up a lot as a kid for some reason.

>>19003164
you gotta eat the food. there's nothing wrong with it. eat the food.its important to eat for you to be healthy, just fucking eat it.

>>19001441
not that i can remember, we were pretty careful to pick over wet, dirty or off-looking stuff. this was working class white america, so most of these families were fed on takeout, fast food and TV dinners. we'd get stuff like old pizza, cartons of chinese food, donuts, fast food bags that still had some fries or half a sandwich, a third of a lasagna still in the tray, most people are super wasteful. as for revenge, i forgave my parents years ago. they didn't know what the fuck they were doing and were both very aware of it. my dad actually got his shit together after he left and started a new family and they're very happy. my mom tried to kill herself a couple of times and lives alone on a farm now and works as a lunch lady at a school for disabled kids. she calls me almost every day to ask me if she can send me money or help me with anything. i think the most i do to punish her is never accept help from her, i think i was angrier at her than my dad because she never grew up or away from all that like my dad did. i keep in touch with them both, but not too much. i don't like to remind them of their mistakes and i don't like to think of myself as a product of those mistakes
>>19002316
it has, thanks, and for my parents too

>>19000030
Oh good this can be a containment thread for esl foreigners. All you brown people stay here

>>19003033
to get timmy to beat her in retribution until she eats less

>>19000471
Nah you fucking idiot, you need to lurk the fuck moar. Boomer as a meme does not mean strictly the generation. Which is why, even though I am older than you, you're still a dumbass boomer

>>19000492
I would just keep trying to introduce different cooked forms of eggs, but you parent how you wish anon

>>19000119
I want to say this is fake, but I have personally witnessed a verified autist zoomer explain lolicon to a rugged old man at a machine shop. This tier of cringe really exists.

>>19001457
and maybe 1 or 2 even mention turning out shitty as a person, the rest are just parents objectively being shitty in a given moment with no mention of any later effects

>>19003849
Got it. Thanks.

>>19003106
What was dads response?

>>19002827
Non incel here, everything you just said is dumb and due to your spinelessness. Ooohhh you got acne how terrible. No one's ever had that before. I had a buddy with cystic acne who still managed to fuck a bunch in high school. You're just weak willed and looking for external sources to blame for your failures.

>>19004037
freshman year of college i had acne all over my chest and back. it was unbelievable, i had to rub cream on it and take antibiotics and stuff. i literally asked a girl to pop the zits on my back and she just did it for me while i talked to my roommate. you can slay gash with acne, that's the dumbest take i've heard in my life.

>>19003136
Meatloaf meant force feeding Trauma for dinner
>be me 8
>regularly am in pain for HOURS after eating family cooking as child
>father is half blind and half deaf, has had over 20 concussions from le college footballs
>dude quite literally has CTE and is a human hair trigger
>meatloaf for dinner
>an entire bottle of shaker parmesan, expired a1 steak sauce, bread crumbs older than I am, all the PAM left in the spray can, and 90 day old eggs
>when the meatloaf was done, I could see it was full of tons eggshells and bits of the aluminum foil it was cooking on
>have learned my lesson the hard way eating shit like that before
>dont eat it
>get introuble and berated for not eating it
>not allowed to make my own dinner only allowed to eat the meatloaf
>all fuckin night long I can hear him running to the bathroom
>next day
>"hey anon, I dont know if you did anything to me, but I'm really sick today"
>he would sooner believe I messed with his meatloaf than he had fucked it up
Everytime he cooks he gets sick and makes others sick and believes shouting is the answer. I wonder what it was like to grow up in a house of love and patience because I sure as fuck dont know.

>>19003486
Orc Mitts Typed this

>>19004044
I far prefer being a virgin over being the type of person who says things like "slay gash." You people are disgusting.

>>19004147
Lmao Christ could you at least not be so pissy about other people having sex

>>19003136
>garlic, carrots, basil, oregano
This is all fairly normal meatloaf stuff. The rest is fucked up though.

>>19004181
I'm not. I'm disgusted with people who say things like "slay gash."

>>19004196
it's tongue in cheek, mate. other options included "murder slizz" and "get ass". touch grass.

>>19004201
>touch grass.
Go back to twitter.

>>19000119
>your hair reminds me of a cute childs
lmao what the fuck anon

>>19004201
That's doesn't change the fact that only very unpleasant people even think of using those terms for any reason. Language choice betrays your mental pollution.

>>19000244
Heating aspartame breaks down phenylalanine into literally poisonous components.
That shit ONLY is legal because Donny Rumsfeld got approval for it shoved through the FDA in the Reagan Administration by propagandizing the false claim that saccharine causes cancer.
>Searle does lab ""tests"" by feeding rats POUNDS of saccharine
>rats get tumors--as expected from feeding rats pounds of almost any chemical
>heavily pushed media blitz on the "HAZARDS" of saccharine
>Nutrisweet™ pushed hard as safe alternative now that news media and entertainment has been winding up Diet Food demand by women through shows promising "Delicious ZERO calorie desserts, drinks and cookies"
>Coke, then in turn Pepsi, adopt a whole line of "Diet Drinks"
>Company makes BILLIONS
>The nation gets fatter and sicker than ever
Ever tasted a diet drink that's been stored somewhere, like a car, where it gets hot for a prolonged period?
Shit tastes like literal battery acid and poison.

>>19002646
Beans are fine, ground beef will eventually dissolve into the sauce, the only ingredient you can taste in chilli is cumin anyways so depending on the size of the can that's fine

>>19000030
Went to a french place once and the server was a jealous cunt so left one penny as a tip, fuck that cunt.

>>19000527
>Lurk for at least 1 year before posting
It's pretty fucking clear you've only been here for 3.
>mis-use a term like all the other retarddiitors here
>term becomes retarded and meaningless as more zoomer and mill retards use it...
>I iz 1337 4troonzer!!
INB4 Whatever Boomer
You should feel stupid and bad about yourself for holding such an asinine opinion

>>19003164
Shitty parents raise children shittily and it makes them shitty parents themselves. Even if they have lofty goals of being better parents than their parents were, they'll fall back on what their parents did when the going gets tough. Food is just one aspect of it. It's one thing if the family is poor and steamed rice with some cheap sausage chopped up in the rice is all there is for dinner one night because that's what's affordable. It's another thing entirely, the stories here.

>>19004305
>misuse the term
30 year old boomer is a meme, you dip

I don't have stories like this, we all knew my mom wasn't a great cook but she also always made sure to make simple shit that was hard to fuck up like pork chops, meatloaf, or hamburger helper. Actually,nl her "tea" was horrible. Shed boil like a gallon of water with a good 10-15 dollar store teabags, then shed mix it with an absurd amount of sugar and put it in the fridge and drink it iced. There was one time when I was a kid we went to see Jurassic Park 2 but left early because I was scared and we got home to realize she forgot to turn the stove off and the pot of "tea" she made had been completely boiled away and the pot was completely ruined and she was freaking out about how she almost burnt the house down.

>>19002910
...

>>19000030
I still remember having to eat dinner with my nephew and nieces when they were small and watching them turn their noses up at the food. Almost every meal was a fight. They weren't even my kids but I do remember it. My siblings, cousins, and I weren't picky. We weren't expected to clean our plates but we were expected to eat what was cooked so it was disgusting to me to watch kids act like my nephew and nieces did.

>>19004337
Fate that you went home that day. I have a weird habit where everytime I use the gas stove I take a picture with my phone once its shut off. Literally can't sleep unless I take a picture of the stove off. I probably have 600 pictures of my stove off on my damn phone.

>>19004264
I screenshot this post and am gonna show it to that pice of shit. He will even make fuckin beef jerky with diet doctor pepper.

>>19003136
>eats a whole pot of chili
>still sneak/pick off the plate of their family afterwards
First part sucks for you and your family, but that is based dad behavior.

It really blows my mind how many picky eaters there are

When I first moved out and lived with my American friend for a year he kept turning his nose up to food that wasn't literal goyslop

Meanwhile I can eat basically just about anything including things that are bad or about to turn bad
I still remember the look of absolute horror on his face when he saw me eating tushonka out of the can

I can't stomach raisins or any sort of dried black fruit. Reminds me too much of eating a roach

>>19004402
I am seeing something similar with my own nephew. Went down for Christmas and was shocked to find out he gets a separate meal from everyone else that either consists of either shrimp, bacon or chicken nuggets. Everyone else eats what was prepared like normal.

>>19002910
My mom had a cow she loved at her grandma's farm, and then she watched the cow be killed and processed for food and that didn't deter her one iota. She might have had serial killer tendencies

>>19004442
I think it comes from my family always having a set dinner rotation. It was always one of like, 8 things we had on hand.

>>19000367
Damn, that sounds like constant miserable drain. I hope you'll try to not be bitter in that kind of constant way regardless of if you have kids or not in life

>>19004404
thats OCD. luckily it doesnt sound that bad if thats all there is to it

>raised on goyslop by working single mother
>dinner is usually Kid Cuisine tv dinners, Chef Boyardee Beefaroni, or frozen waffles
>occasionally she would try to make food from scratch but didn't know how to cook at all
>the only whole fresh food she could make without ruining was chicken breast only seasoned with salt and pepper and a side of rice and corn
>one day she makes "vegetable soup"
>didn't watch her make it so idk what she did, but it smells and tastes like vomit
>take a few bites and refuse to eat
>"ANON YOU BETTER EAT THAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW"
>"MOM IF I EAT ONE MORE BITE I WILL PUKE"
>"I DONT CARE HAVE ONE MORE BITE RIGHT NOW"
>take a bite
>immediately rush to the bathroom
>don't make it in time and puke all over the rug
>one of her cats starts licking up my puke like it's fine dining
>"I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA PUKE"
>gives me a death glare and doesn't try to argue about it anymore

The most fucked up part is that my grandma (her mom) was actually a good cook, but my mom had zero interest in learning because she's a "feminist" and thinks being good at cooking would make you some sort of 50s housewife stereotype I guess, even though my grandma was a nurse back then and could still cook.

>>19004406
Do what you want, anon, but it might be a better Idea to get the info from an actual source and not a Bhutanese donkey flogging forum.
I AM that poster--but In my experience, you can show reams of verifiable chemistry and independent studies to boomers, and they STILL won't believe it--or even look at it--if it goes against what they "Believe"
Just a word to the Wise, anon.
Print that shit out and just refuse to eat it. If the fucker gives you shit about it, just present the papers and tell him to "fuck off , and HERE'S WHY"
I'll forewarn you: the multi-billion dollar industry has dumped millions into both flooding and suppression. You'll have to do some real digging in REAL scientific paper sites and journals.
Any retarded boomer can also just easily type in:"Is Aspartame safe", and get back thousands of almost cookie cutter results saying it is.
That said, it won't be easy.
Good luck anon.

My mom is actually a great cook but this something I still bring up to her sometimes
>hanging out with my brothers by the pool
>mom brings out dinner
>dorito crusted chicken tenders baked in the oven
>try a bite and almost puke instantly
>manage to choke down individual bites with mouthfuls of kool aid
>being rowdy boys, my brother manages to spill my kool-aid
>this angers my mom
>”no more refills anon. You have to eat all your food”
>family all finishes eating except me and they go inside
>stare at plate for like 45 minutes before my mom comes and gets me
Turns out she covered all the chicken in fucking mayonnaise to get the dorito crumbs to stick. I don’t like mayonnaise

>>19004208
fuck off, that shit is spammed here constantly. This isn't the 4chan- sorry, *4channel.org, that you once knew. Is your response in itself something that is mainstream to say?

>>19004442
this is funny actually, i am american and my friend came from russia to stay with me for a while right when things where getting alto shitty over there. i came home from work and found that he had gone through my entire kitchen and thrown away EVERYTHING past expiry, even stuff like spices, canned shit and pickles. i was pissed. he saw me eating something that i had cooked three days prior and INSISTED that i throw it away and that i was going to get sick. dude was mental. he also wouldn't drink tap water or use it for cooking. otherwise he was very nice and a good bro, fun to drink and play cards with and he enjoyed cooking and was good at it, but man he was fucking autistic about shelf life and a total hypochondriac. he loved american corn syrup drinks, the dollar store and marshmallows for some reason. he made kasha with tushonka one day, it was really good

>>19004404
that's ocd anon

>>19004264
I just don't understand. why are people even discussing sweeteners when sucralose exists? it's literally the perfect sweetener. I actually like it more than sugar.

>>19002603
Truly the king of cool, I kneel.

>>19003136
idk why this reminds me of a story my mom told me about my grandfather
>typical autistic boomer, ate the same breakfast every day for 78 years
>black coffee, orange juice, two slices of bacon and a bowl of cheerios with milk
>mom comes down to make her own breakfast, grandpa is in the kitchen sifting powdered sugar into a bowl of water
>mom asks him what he's making
>he says 'milk' without looking up
>mom sees curdled bottle of milk in the sink
>proceeds to pour powdered sugar slurry over his cheerios and eat his breakfast like normal

>>19004531
allulose is better. luckily it seems to be gaining traction, sweet baby rays has some bbq sauces that use allulose as a sweetener

>>19004539
Legend

>>19001202
He learned who the bitch of the family is.

>>19000244
Pork cooked in diet coke and paprika would bump if you added some ketchup. Coke and 'chup is literally a recipe for a BBQ sauce/glaze. Replace the paprika with smoked paprika and you got something.

>>19000451
t. Blair Witch survivor

>>19004540
why do you think it's better?

>>19004573
splenda has an odd taste to it. allulose tastes identical to sugar though its about 75% of the sweetness

>>19004496
On 4chan we say go touch your next jab and die suddenly.

>>19004337
That’s called southern sweet tea dude it’s not for everyone but tastes great

>>19004618
No I've had sweet tea, this didn't taste like that. This taste like sugar with a hint of tea

>>19004539
That’s a great fix to no milk

>>19004483
>>19004511
Well there is some back story, I do it because once I woke up smelling propane at night and one of the stoves was knobs was partially turned. Scared the shit out of me. If it is OCD, oh well, a gas stove is probably the best thing to be OCD with.

>>19004484
That's what killed british cuisine, women refused to learn to cook properly because le feminism. There was probably cabbage/sauerkraut in the stew if it smelled like such ass.

>>19004494
Mayonaise and dorito crusted chicken sounds fucking abhorrent, holy shite anon

>>19000030
>early teens
>out of the blue dad insists I make dinner for us
>okay
>tells me to use the ground beef in the fridge
>okay
one problem, the beef was a month past expiration and was a solid grey mass of rotting meat
>I tell him it's completely rotten and bad and that I can't cook with it
>he insists I'm being a hypochondriac and it's fine
>no dad, it's literally a month old
>he refuses to get up from bed to confirm this, decides I'm acting out for no reason
>has a rage-filled temper tantrum that I'm a lazy evil son, shrieking and yelling with spit flying out of his mouth
>still on the bed he won't get up from
>for the next month he refuses to speak to me, glares when I'm in the room, slams doors and pots and pans around

Love the brain worms of retarded boomers about cooking and being in control, really wish I spun the fat retard's head around before I moved out

Mom was an ok cook, except for overcooking chicken. She was scared shitless of undercooked chicken tot he point that she never ordered chicken in restaurants, and at home she'd heat up leftovers to the point of rubber.
If we had chicken wings, we'd make a different batch for her that went in the oven 10 minutes earlier, even precooked ones.

Strangely she had no issues with raw eggs or any other raw meat.

>>19004539
That is next level woah. Was he lactose intolerant? My grandmother would put sugar on cereal and I always thought she was crazy for it.

>>19004558
I challenge you to make that recipe bro. That image I attached is literally the diet coke pork chops he made. House smelled like a corpse all day.

>>19004663
You are lucky he forced you to make dinner that night because if he hadn't he would have served you that shit without telling you and poisoned you. My boomer dad once tried poisoned me like that with a pack of year expired bacon he found in the back of the fridge.
>anon you want some bacon?
>I'm making some bacon anon
>wanna have some bacon anon?
>"you might wanna check the expiration date on that dad"
>CMON SON I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT!
>YOU KNOW THE DATES ON PACKAGES ARE JUST A RECOMMENDATION
>YOU NEVER ATE DIRT AS A KID ANON OR DRANK FROM THE HOSE SO YOUR STOMACH IS WEAK
>he then proceeded to shit 6 times a day for the next 2 weeks.
>"hey anon I'm sick again and dont know why"
I hope as a species we can collectively agree to march boomers head first into a lit furnace en masse but that wont happen because old people vote the most for that social security they paid into their entire lives and will never get.

>>19004590
I'm personally a big fan of sucralose, to the point that I always have stocks of it. I'm talking 100% pure unbranded sucralose here, which is a complete bitch to source nowadays especially to my shitty country.

but you've successfully shilled me allulose, so I'm gonna order some and see what it's like. cheers.

>>19000030
In 20 years I hope I don't remember my kids faces. Fuck those ungrateful cunts.

>>19000030
my dad tried to force feed me corn and trout that he served. he could not understand that not everyone has not sense of taste and smell.

he's dead now.

>>19004713
Hey thanks anon, I've had that sore spot on my mind for a while and I never thought about it with your angle. You've made me feel a lot better about it because you're completely right.

>>19000073
ok that's what happened to you, but why point at OP?

>>19000201
I and my nephew were very picky eaters. he still is.

you are wrong on all counts.

>>19004666
no, maybe i wasn't clear in how i told it. the milk had gone off, so he didn't have any milk for his cereal. his solution was to make 'milk' with powdered sugar and water. i guess in his mind if it was white and liquid, that was good enough to put on cereal. he did put sugar on his cereal too, come to think of it, so i guess maybe his powdered sugar water wasn't absurdly far off the mark

>>19000211
not him
my mom once tried to punch me in the stomach. I was in my "cowboy" phase and she hit my giant brass buckle.

on another occasion she went to hit me because I defied her I think I was 16 or 17.

I her fist and said "you will never hit me again" she never did.

>>19000211
not him
my mom once tried to punch me in the stomach. I was in my "cowboy" phase and she hit my giant brass buckle.

on another occasion she went to hit me because I defied her I think I was 16 or 17.

I caught her fist and said "you will never hit me again" she never did.

>>19000284
I find them all the time, doesn't matter who makes it.

>>19000259
For fun, I tell my kids that they need to finish their plates because there are starving children in Biafra. Jokes on them because the Biafrans all starved to death years ago.

>>19004623
how many fat baptist mummaw's sweet teas have you tried? i grew up in north mississippi and i've been served 'tea' that was quite literally simple syrup on more occasions that i care to recall. tea with so much fucking sugar in it, no more sugar would dissolve in it. there would be a fucking inch of greyish sugar sludge at the bottom of the pitcher. my friend's dad used to make tea like that and once as a get at him (he was badly diabetic but refusing to change his lifestyle) i diluted it with water to a palatable sweetness and it was barely even faintly amber colored anymore

>>19000030
My eldest daughter once refused good food. She sat at the table until her bedtime and then her mother blended the meal and held her while she was fed it through an orogastral tube we normally use for lambs. The she had her ass whipped until she bled for the disrespect she showed ronher mother and to the Lord's bounty. The good book tells children to obey, if they do not, their wages are suffering.

>>19004798
>my mom once tried to punch me in the stomach. I was in my "cowboy" phase and she hit my giant brass buckle.
I had a cowboy phase too lol I was smoking a big cigar at a pool party and my gf tried to jump hug me out of nowhere and my lit cigar poked her right in the face. Ironically she had makeup caked on so hard it didnt burn her, but then later that night my buddy on the grill lost his eyebrows when the lighter he sat next to it exploded kek.

>>19000030
>I DON'T WANT TO EAT ME FOOOOOOOD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>HEY! Eat your food. Don't raise your voice
>20 years late: Hey dad, remember when you FREAKED OUT at me when I didn't want to eat my food that one time?

>>19004798
>I was in my "cowboy" phase
very based

>>19000000

>>19000406
I fucked over all my children...
by not having any.

>>19000492
people who say this are psychopaths or do not have children.

>>19004442
>I can eat basically just about anything including things that are bad or about to turn bad
>I still remember the look of absolute horror on his face when he saw me eating tushonka out of the can
perfect example of a tastelet.

>>19004451
no this is what everyone should experience.

>>19004531
it taste nasty.

>>19004713
there are no expiration dates on bacon.

>>19004798
If any of my children raised a hand to me or their mother I would put them down like a rabid dog

>>19004839
This may be bait but expect a knock on your door soon for admitting to child abuse you dumbass

>>19004871

>>19004870
You are so full of shit bacon has expiration dates I can vividly remember seeing them on the last pack I had kek

>>19004850
This thread has helped qlot of people get alot of shit off their chests, and it's quite obvious that everyone opposed is the very type of bad parent these stories are about. Or you are that Australian fucker from yesterday and in that case you are already basically in jail so have fun.

>>19004896
It's telling that a lot of the 'critics' here like that anon you quoted have had pretty nice childhoods, they can't comprehend the level of abuse that can go beyond being yelled at a few times. It's terrifying to be a child, being unable to do much for yourself being around an unhinged timebomb that enjoys weird underhanded power games every day of the week

>>19004672
>Pork shoulder
>'Chup, coke and smoked paprika
>Slow cooker
>Shred pork
>Serve on toasted brioche bun with coleslaw and Chipotle Tabasco

>>19004850
projection/10

>>19000236
>it's just about shitty dinner experiences
>>19000030
>that entire greentext
>that entire pic
>american parenting
>mentally ill boomer
I'm not sure who you're trying to fool when you and half the posters here are radiating nothing but complete self-pity and you have posts like >>19004896 outright saying that the thread is to "get shit off their chests". Stop lying when anyone with eyes can see what the thread is about, and next time make the thread subject "Daddy Issues" or "Readings From My Book of Grudges".

>>19004880
If they're on my property they'll accept how I run my family or they will die there.

>>19000198
>dish soap chicken
anon are you black

>>19004783
Did you grandfather never see a cow at that point in his life?

>Be like 7 years old
>Family wants me to try watermelon
>I dislike the taste and spit it out
>This makes all of them furious
>Start insulting me and demanding I eat more
>Vaguely remember having it forced in my mouth
>In genuine fucking terror from this stupid ass fruit
>Gradually turns into some cute "in-joke" with me as I get older
>Parents still give me crap like they didn't traumatize me
>Fine with canned melon but physically cannot eat fresh watermelon because of this

They think that I just dislike the taste, but I think internally I associate watermelon with the sudden and irrational abuse that literally came out of complete nowhere. Dunno. Maybe I'll try watermelon when I'm in my 50s.

>>19004539
Honestly with no milk and a non sugary cereal, that's not a bad idea

>>19000492
Guy Fieri has somehow managed to host multiple food shows, many from diners, and never ever take a bite of egg.

I concur with the flamethrower solution in his case.

>>19004871
Good to know you're an abusive parent

>>19005237
Then get the fuck out of the thread if you don't like it you colossally pedantic faggot

>>19005330
wait what? I've never watched his shows but does that guy really not eat eggs? wasn't he a professional cook at one point?

>>19001483
Still mad decades later over something that happened when you were 10. lol

you are broken

>>19004891
prove it, it's a sell by or use by date, bacon doesn't just go bad because a date goes by shit stain.

>>19002525
Are there multiple anons here that hate their dads or just the same one? Such adolescent style anger here. Talk of "revenge" and violence to come for these old dudes. How sad that these poor kids never matured and are actually planning to "get even" with dad on the level of misplaced playground justice. What a sad world for these people and their parents. I don't know anyone like that. Every single friend came from a good home with loving parents like mine were. We always wonder what types of people do scummy crimes and attack people. It's these guys in this thread.

>>19002596
why do you have tick tock??

>>19002757
you cant see IP addresses here

>>19004044
Imagine being any one of the three people involved in this disgusting pimple-rupturing anecdote. The roommate should have left.

>>19000467
Kids will eat anything if they get hungry enough

>dad was grilling burgers for the family
>tell my dad I don't like mine "well done" since he always cooks the ground beef to a hockey puck consistency
>gets uppity with me
>blasts the outside of mine
>still raw meat in the middle of the inch thick patty
>forces me to eat it even after I showed him it was raw
>THAT'S HOW YOU WANTED IT MADE
At least now he is better at temperature control and actually makes good sized, non Gordon Ramsey burgers but still.

>>19004005
>you vill eat ze bugs

>>19000073

>>19004672
It smelled like death because he cooked rotten pork, not becuase of the cola you fucking schizo

>>19004451
Eating beef on a farm when beef is your meat is not the same as torturing and killing animals yourself for fun. You don't know much about the world.

>all these stories of psychotic parents
>I can't even get a gf
I think I'd be a pretty good dad

>>19005710
I don't think I would. I'm far too maladjusted

>>19005340
You need to hear the truth, Anon. This thread deep down is not a thread about shitty dinners as you claim, it's a poor coping mechanism over things that happened over a decade ago. You need to either make peace with your father or seek therapy because wrapping yourself up in self-pity on a mongolian basket weaving forum will do nothing in the long run.

>>19005472
but he's onto something there, women love pimples. offer a girl a $250 sephora gift card OR a lancing tool and a back full of zits to pop and watch her waffle between the two

>>19001483
She blew her police cover seeing that you aint got your knoife loicense

>>19000030
I don't get this thread. My brother and I always ate whatever my parents made and no one ever got in a fight about not eating. Now we're adults, we eat all sorts of foods, we love our parents, and our kids eat food without any trouble either. I have a feeling none of this has anything to do with the dinner table.

My mom cooked all the meals during the week and my dad pretty much only eats out. My mom was very hit or miss. She could make something good or she would start making one of her usual dishes that was a recipe from my grandma or great aunt. Most of them were disgusting and she had some weird attachment to her bad recipes. She is much better now. I made one comment when I started learning to cook and realized that she was a bad cook. I said, "what did you make that was really that good". She still brings it up. It made her a better cook, but I mog her pretty bad. My dad has the same routine every day.

>get up
>go get breakfast sandwich and coffee from McDonald's, Tim Horton's, etc
>eat it in his car in the parking lot
>come home
>go to work or sit upstairs and listen to music if he's off
>eat lunch which is more fast food
>take the rest of the day to do laundry or mow the lawn
>go out to eat at an actual restaurant
>repeat

He is a pretty big food pleb. I impressed him with one meal and it was a brisket I over-cooked. He hates properly cooked meat. Orders a good steak medium to medium-well.

>>19002827
Kill yourself

>>19006017
>Orders a good steak medium to medium-well.
I order medium at restaurants cause they always fuck up and undercook rare and medium-rare. If they undercook rare/medium-rare, that must mean a medium steak will come out rare. And it fucking does. Unless it's an actual steakhouse and not fake upscale place staffed by teenagers

>>19004501
>but man he was fucking autistic about shelf life and a total hypochondriac.
You should've let him know that the expiry dates were --in Amerilardland--off by anywhere from 3 months to 3 years, depending on the product.
> he also wouldn't drink tap water or use it for cooking.
BASED
>he loved american corn syrup drinks
Weird--Keep him AWAY from ANY addictive chems..
Other than that, seems like a great "culture crunch".

>>19004531
>why are people even discussing sweeteners when sucralose exists?
Anon...
NOBODY should be eating Chlorinated Sucrose.
You have been WARNED.

>>19005252
Uncle bubba went to town,
Got raped by a nigger.
Always brags about his gun;
Never pulls the trigger.

Gunko collectors get the federal agent visits that shoot their whole family and burn down their house. By the time you heave your amerimutt mass out of the bedroom door, still reeling from last night’s methn’chicken, a round would have penetrated your obese amorphous skull, peppering your whole family with flak and obliterating the family rape sheep like some kind of SS13:CM lucky rng sniper hit.

>>19004531
>sucralose
>Originally, sucralose was found through the development of a new insecticide compound. It was never meant to be consumed.
EAT MOAR, FAGGOT!
lololololololol

>>19000030
I really miss family dinner, bros. Only seeing your parents and siblings for a couple days at a time once a year or so really sucks

>>19006074
Weird, I always have the exact opposite problem. I order rare because they overcook it and give me medium-rare/medium. Always figured they did that to be on the safe side and not have people possibly bitch about getting food poisoning from eating "raw" meat.

As an aside, I haven't posted for a long time. What in the absolute fuck is this captcha system? I literally don't think it could be any worse.

>>19000084
Jesus. I'm sorry this happened to you anon. This was recently?

>>19001126
>t. fat balding faggot 35 year old with no job living with mommy who sits on 4chan all day so he knows every copy pasta that has ever been posted.
Unironically kys

>>19005337
Shut the fuck up you fat ass nigger.

>>19006156
very cringe

>>19006257
>a newfag bitches about being one

Don't you guys realize how much unbridled beauty there is in the world? Why would you waste focus and energy being hateful and negative on the food and cooking section of an online anime enthusiast imageboard

You don't even need to go outside, you could just use the internet to fill yourself up with beauty instead of spreading that emptiness

>>19006355
you need to leave this website

>>19000244
>can't cook
>is a pervert
Wow he's just like me

>>19006355
I agree, hate should be illegal. A crime even. People should only be happy because anything else is just unproductive.

>>19001764
What?

>>19000141
>boneless
I would send his number to a hitman to find out where he lives and turn his fatass into hogfeed.

>>19006257
Mad

>>19005385
Most people can't let things go. My dad was never really there when I was a kid, and let my mother get away with absolutely heinous amounts of abuse, screaming at the top of her lungs, etc. I have never, ever seen a single human being detonate like a nuclear bomb at the slightest amount of provocation, real or imagined, like my mom in my childhood. My dad could just drink, pretend it wasn't a problem, and go fuck other women and go on business trips/never be home. However, my mom, despite having sun-temperature lava fried completely immature anger bursts, still made sure I was fed and had a home. I met men in the military whose dad was completely MIA and their moms were dead crackheads and the only reason they were born was because she was arrested.

One day, I just decided to let the childhood shit go. I am never going to get an opportunity to get the last word as a kid on my mom as she mocks and ridicules me and slaps the back of my head. I'll never get the opportunity to know what having a real dad who is a part of my life is. It isn't that it doesn't matter, it does, it's that I can't change it. I started off with baby steps after the army with my mother, telling her I won't tolerate being belittled, insulted, ridiculed, or even her getting overly upset, and that's absolutely all it took, someone to just call her on it. My dad is a law unto himself and honestly I don't think even God himself could sway him to follow any law, rule, emotion or morality if it wasn't my dad's idea to begin with. He wouldn't even quit drinking until he had a seizure, probably not his first, at his parent's house with his girlfriend (divorced from my mom) in the bed. My relationship with my mom is great now, she helps my wife at the house absolutely unprompted with no guilt tripping. My dad is probably lost, but I still won't stop trying to do my duty.

tl;dr let it go. None of this is healthy, or helps whatever time you have on earth to be better. It's a poison.

>>19006498
>tl;dr let it go.
This what I've been thinking this whole thread and every blog size post I see and don't read. All the posts calling peoe manchildren are spot on.

>>19002874
that sucks anon, i fucking hated my sister growing up for shit like this, she was the fussiest, pickiest eater you've ever seen, she wouldn't eat a tomato salad if you didn't take out all the seeds first because they were slimy and gross, wouldn't eat a chicken thigh if you didn't debone it, remove the skin and cut it for her and made no effort to even try a bite of like 80% of the food known to humans.

whenever the four of us (mom, dad, her and me) would have a meal together my mom put a lot of effort into her cooking and my sister would ALWAYS find something to complain about and throw a bitch fit over, and even as a little kid i could see how my mom's face fell and my dad would notice as well and get really mad (he was a great guy but had a terrible temper) and they'd start yelling at each other while my mom and i ate our meals in silence

i bring this up mostly because i've seen a lot of anons itt wagging their fingers at the mere idea of a parent telling a kid to "shut up and eat their fucking food or else" because they apparently can only conceptualize that situation as a pitiful little child being forced to eat some rancid shit that'll make them sick, and can't into the idea of it being a perfectly fine, lovingly cooked meal and the little kid yelling at you that she's not gonna eat that disgusting garbage, what the fuck would you do then?

>>19006606
Tl;dr
Would you faggots stop writing essays of cope to justify your your pickiness and immaturity.

>>19006611
If you read any of those essays you're criticizing with your own essay you'd see like half or more of them describe some hardcore child abuse that they're already over, most of the retarded "lul take revenge" posts are some one liner replies.

>>19000527
I didn't start posting until I had lurked for a solid 2 years.

>>19006611
you seem upset, i'm sorry three paragraphs of text make you queasy faggot but i'm not coping about anything, just asking a question while giving an appropriate level of context, also sorry you can't differentiate a bit of venting posts for catharsis from retards who wanna kill their dads

>>19002578
trying hard. i'm also really careful to apologize when i've been a dick. my garbage mother never apologized for anything in her entire life.

>>19004666
*whoa

>>19006735
we're over whoa, it's woah now. Some dictionaries just haven't caught up yet

>>19000030
my mom used to force me to drink milk, if I didn't she would yell and take away my video game or PC power cable. There were two times she called my dad out of work to make me drink it, and one time the school transport had to wait for me 10min because she wouldn't let me go before eating cereals and milk(I was crying the whole time).
I have slight lactose intolerance and it made me bloat and have a hard time with shits. All this shit because one day I casually mentioned that me + some other kid with the same height were shortest the boys in my class

>>19006744
I'll keep fighting you. You don't have any passion for it. It's easier to just accept the erroneous spelling as correct than to accept that you essentially learned to spell from the internet instead of properly edited professional sources of information. You're proud to perpetuate ignorance by embracing it and denying that consistency is important. At some point the kids will start messing with something you care about and you won't even know how to challenge it.

>>19006631
>>19006649
>Implying I read any post that wasn't a greentext
Go back you blogging faggots.

Sad when it becomes trendy to be dumb and wrong.

>>19006780
Yes, because all the best told stories begin with pertinent information making sure we know that a first person fucking story is indeed being told by the author himself: >be me

Exactly why many of us are the opposite and completely ignore greentext stories.

>>19006790
Tl;dr

>>19000030
>2-4 year old me is thirsty
>Ask parents for a drink
>"GO GET IT YOURSELF"
>try pouring gallon of milk or unspecified corn syrup cocktail
>Spill it
>Nervously tell my parents
>Get my ass beat
Happened at least twice weekly, God bless the USA

>>19000030
I yelled at my kids because they didn’t eat their Big Macs and they never forgave me or my hot new wife

>>19000201
To some degree. But theres a certain point where the kid develops agency. It isnt so black and white.

>>19002827
You clearly dont go outside. I see manlets and uglies with good looking women, and I myself, tall and handsome, cant get a woman because I am terribly anxious and insecure.

>>19000132
>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

my mom is a packrat who refuses to clean or organize ever and has a meltdown when anyone tries moving her things
so we ate on paper plates and had fast food every day pretty much
but now I'm learning to be a normal person and use a kitchen

>>19003802
A happy ending

>>19000163
Lucky as fuck

>>19002596
Heh anon got ergotism from a bag of moldy ramen

>>19005385
Dude, do you have any idea what it's like to be abused as a child by your own parents? To be beaten or starved in your own home? Force fed rotten food and then forced to eat your own vomit? Any adult who would do that to a child deserves to be tortured and killed in the most painful way possible.

>>19006925
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>19006834
It's easy. Be an asshole. That's all you have to do. Have misgivings about being an asshole? Don't. They like it. They wouldn't respond the way they do if they didn't.

>>19000119
Reminded me of Travis Bickle taking his crush to a porno.

>>19000198
>My mother would wash chicken breast with dish soap

>>19000073
fpbp

>>19006935
I just cant. Not my nature. I'll just marry an ugly immigrant girl with no personality

>>19000073
You have a point, but so does OP. Anyone, with enough self discipline, can break bad habits. But being raised with nothing but bad habits can severely affect your mentality towards this shit.
t. grew up in a house where fast food every single day was the norm and weighed almost 300lbs in highschool
I'm now sitting at 6'2 185lbs and happy, but it took me until I was 27 to reach that. It's extremely hard to kick bad habits once they are formed and even now I have to avoid overeating whenever I go to my parents house for the holidays. Everything is just drenched in butter and they drink soda like it's water. They don't even have a water filter on their sink or buy water bottles. Just soda, sweet tea, and milk.

>>19007063
The true asshole is the guy too up himself to be the asshole that they want him to be.

>>19004190
yeah, that was normal stuff, but he put a fucking ton of it in, like a goddamn mountain, which I should have better emphasized

>>19004337
>mom wasn't a great cook but she also always made sure to make simple shit that was hard to fuck up
Your mom is pretty clever, she understood her own lack of skill and adapted accordingly.

>>19004963
you’re literally projecting

>>19005385
kill yourself irl weakling

>>19005774
literal projection
take your own advice

>>19006156
Extremely based

>>19005999
hurrr i’m dumb, i can’t understand but that means IM in the right?

>>19006156
somebody has no guns

>>19004963
These guys would get a ouija board to speak to the ghosts of Sylvia Likens and Junko Furuta only to tell them to grow a spine.

>>19006498
>>19006506
damn you guys really hate it when people have worse lives than you
get over it

>>19006375
this but unironically

>>19007118
i hope you found this clever because nobody else will

>>19001764
You make 0 (zero) sense my guy

>>19007126
I just wrote it absent mindedly but thanks for telling me you thought it's clever.

>>19004665
Raw chicken ain't no joke tho, i know two people who literally died from undercooked chicken, and i live in fucking Scandinavia, a general rule of thumb though is if the juices run clear it's good to eat

>>19002458
Something most parents underestimate is the range of options you have in any given moment, there is gray between
>I'll allow it now
>I forbid it now
My dad used to not engage in a discussion if he didn't feel calm enough to do it right now and even if it took a week he eventually came around to explaining to me why he was angry at that moment and why he considered what I did wrong. It's crazy how much that has shaped me, the feeling of always being taken seriously is invaluable to a kid

>>19000084
holy shit, why are boomers like this? is it every boomer?

I'd go to my parents house and clean up a bit and when i check the fridge, most of that shit is all expired meat or old fruit with growing mold and fungi. when I throw it away they freak the fuck out, yell, and all that shit.

they aren't poor either, i would know since i do their fiances as well.

fuck, man. for reals.

>>19007121
Tl;dr

>>19004037
>>19004044
Only other guy I have ever met with acne scars who had gfs was 6’3 and wasnt as badly scarred as me
>>19006834
Personality doesn’t make you incel you just have standards preventing you from taking your free gf or you are actually ugly and kidding yourself

>>19000119
Got about halfway through before getting deja ju, old pasta.

My friend's parents had a marriage ending argument at the dinnertable. I thought the dad was gonna bash the mum. I'll never forget him saying, with pure hatred, "You're such a worthless cunt."

That was in 2004. I haven't seen the dad since but the mum is still the same old bitch.

>>19007304
Im similar. Even down to the year. Only difference is my dad won custody. Thank God.

One day in my high school years mom ordered a pizza; I asked permission to have a third slice and she got angry, picked up the rest of the pizza and threw it into the trash.
"Go ahead, have another slice" she said calmly.

>>19007307
I felt so sorry for my friend. He was embarrassed at first because they were bickering but his embarrassment turned to despair when he realised what was happening. Looking back their dad was a good guy and he's still close with my friend. My friend was messed up for a while, so I hope you are ok anon.

>>19007266
The guy I mentioned with cystic acne fucked more than I did, and more than most of my friends. With good looking girls too, not like he was just out banging hogs. At the time I gotta admit I was a bit jealous, but he's always been a good dude so I never got too bad.

>>19005774
Armchair psychologist huh? Nah, I'm not the one with shitty dinner stories. I was just commenting on your utter stupidity about not understanding this thread. Psychoanalyze Deez nuts, mongoloid.

>>19004044
really wish I hadn't read that

>>19006195
Geez you haven't been here for a while. This captcha shit was put in a few years ago

>>19006355
Anon I appreciate your sentiment but sometimes people just have to vent.

>>19006934
Smallie Walnuts

After 3 hours sitting at the table I threw out literally the last single bite of my burger and my dad immediately went to the trash to pull it out and make me eat it once I tried to leave the kitchen. Parents then spent the next decade harping on me for being fat. Got skinny as fuck as a teenager then they constantly gave me shit about being too thin. They are completely impossible to please but I'm the bad guy for not wanting to visit them as an adult for yet more of their bullshit.

>>19007324
I'll be messed up forever. But the functional kind of messed up. I'll be just fine

This thread is depressing.

>>19007372
If you genuinely believe that this is just a thread about shitty dinner stories, then I'm sorry, Anon. I'm armchair psychoanalyzing you as a complete and utter retard. There is absolutely no way someone with a fully functioning brain could read this thread and think that it isn't anything but a bunch of people with mental issues taking their problems out onto an anonymous message board.

>>19007591
NTA but This is just getting embarrassing, at some point you have to turn your third eye inwards and realise you have given nothing but L Takes so far, please shut the fuck up and put some points into WIS before you post here again

>>19006195
Pain in the ass, but at least it gets rid of the bots and fuck jewgoole, I won't have to deal with those pictures, fucking perverted fucks.
Pic related, check out the center square.

>>19006156
Every single staffer of the US federal government deserves to hang by the neck until dead

>>19007518
Do what you can man. I truly hope you find happiness.

One night we were watching a movie, mom ordered pizza hut, as much as I loved the Ninja turtles I didn't like pizza, but there was nothing else and she made me eat it. I didn't like cheese as a kid, so I made myself sick eating it and vomited it up and got in trouble.
My parents are two of the pickiest eaters I've met, not sure where I get my love of trying new things. I was picky until about 14, when we would get fast food it would always be plain hamburgers, plain tacos, never onions in anything, every steak is well done or more, chicken has to be dry before it's safe.
I've gotten my mom to eat onion rings and a fish that wasn't cod by now. I don't tell her the reason she loves my meatballs is because it's got veal in it, for the reason my pork chops are juicy is because I don't take them to 165. I don't consider it to be bad, like how she didn't tell me something I was eating as a kid had mushrooms in it. I ended up loving mushrooms, but it was still mean to do

>>19007591
please kill yourself loser

>>19004100
are you me?

>>19002721
>cook spinach until it was hard
How do you even do that?

>>19008348
thats what i was wondering. its hard to imagine he's saying that she would cook it so long it no longer has moisture. like a totally dry spinach is the only way i could see it being hard