/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19004000
Those look like they were processed, just enjoy them.

the digestive system of sardines is entirely in the belly, not along the "back" like crustaceans.
canned sardines are completely eviscerated, so there's no need to do anything

>>19004000
Nope, just eat. But be willing to spend like at least 2.50 for a can. Cheap sardines are pretty awful

I thought KO Mediterranean style deenz were my go to but I found their deenz in olive oil with lemon and they are fuckin great

Omg deenz and mackerel, i am going all in this weekend :D

>>19004000

why are people even bothered by shrimp poop?

>>19004128
Poo in the loo

>>19004120
>distracting watermark
I can’t wait for AI to get rid of these leeches.

>>19004230
its not like we get sick from it, you dont even notice

>>19004060
this, i miss my $1.89 oskars from like 4 years ago
can't fund them anywhere for less than $3 now

>>19004120
>>19004234
Jace is funny though lemonparty podcast is based

>>19004000
>removing the poop vein from shrimp
ngmi

I eat my shrimp just like pic related. Simply remove the head and eat the rest.

>>19004344
forgot pic

>>19004000
i always remove the spine and those ugly "things" that come along, only eating the white meat, i do all this by knife and fork only without dirtying my hands.

>>19004375
what a baby back bitch

>>19004128
Look everybody, this Anon likes eating shit!

>>19004574
there is shit in and on everything you touch and eat

>>19004579
And among the worst things are shopping trolleys. No joke.

>>19004000
You don't need to remove the poop vein from shrimp. By the time they're "farmed" from pharmaceutical bath tubs in Thailand they haven't seen food in weeks. Only pharmaceutical poison and slave labour from neighbouring Myanmar. Hope you like eating oestrogen anon.

I no longer eat fish because of parasites, i no longer eat shrimp because of veins

i am starving and dying please help me

>>19004634
have you tried eating COOKED fish?

>>19004638
cooked parasites are still parasites

>>19004641
you're a parasite

>>19004641
Then serve it with a side of horse paste

>>19004641
they're dead, they can't hurt you
you can eat the bugs

>>19004641
The parasites are no longer viable.
Pretty much every domestic animal is gonna have some kind of worm, fluke or protozoa in it. Bacteria isn't the only reason you cook things to certain temps.
Don't worry about it friend, your exposed to parasites every day, for fucks sake you got mites living on your face eating dead skin and other shit it finds. It's evolved to pretty much disappear during the day and just barely peak out enough at night to feast on the delicious bounty you provide.

>>19004234
when there's no watermark you don't know what the fuck it is. you are a severe autist and I hope ai serves to improve marking.

>>19004949
I know I eat parasites every day and I know I have tons of bacteria inside my guts and on my skin but I don't care

I can't see them so I can trick my mind into believing they don't exist

the parasites inside a fish I can see them and that freaks me out

Has anyone ever cooked their own deenz? Looks pretty ngl

https://youtu.be/aOzNc2OK5sQ

>>19005119
yeah i never see fresh deenz here in burgerland, would like to get some to make some portuguese/brazilian recipes

>>19004234
unfathomably based
fuck artists and FUCK JANNIES

>>19005458

amen. brother.

eat it all

>>19004000
No, but they do have the spine and a few bones. Some people don't like them, but I do. Crunchy and yummy calcium.

>>19004234
Are AIkeks such retards that they can't even open an image in paint and copy paste some colour on a watermark on their own?

>>19004000
>he doesnt eat the poop vein
NGMI

>>19004641
>cooked parasites are still parEEEEEEEEEEEEH

>>19007229
yeah they're very healthy but certainly not yummy

>>19004000
>poop vein
>in a fish
Sir, please finish your 5th grade biology course.

>>19004951
AI will watermark properly. Watermarks aren't supposed to be huge distractions to the piece. AI could watermark by using fractionally off-colour tones indistinguishable to the human eye but easily spotted through filters.

>>19007849
Stable Diffusion does this but it's trivial to disable

>>19004060
>Cheap sardines are pretty awful
yeah...i used to buy my store brand's deens. they did the job for about 6 months. but then one day i had them in my usual lunch dish of eggs, avocado and deens. about 30 minutes later, my entire face started swelling up like a red balloon. i'm talking my entire face. breathing was getting difficult. i was struggling not to panic and had my phone out ready to dial 911 before it started to finally recede. been buying only king oscars since then

>>19004234
AI can do some things, but it will not be able to produce actual unironic coherent comics, at least not in our lifetimes. cry more you stinky pajeet