/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No but it looks like a fun diy project i might add to the list

>>18993380
I fucking hate marshmallows unless they're on fire ans I'm camping or something. Who fucking buys and eats them, yet alone, this fancy shit?

>>18993380
$200 for a box of fucking marshmallows? Have people lost their fucking minds? God I hate women.

No but homemade marshmallows can be very good, I’ve never tried to make them but I’ve had great ones and shit ones which makes me think they can be tricky to get right

>>18993380
>Lets make and pack this marshmallow order for Carissa from Utah
sounds something an AI would generate

>>18993727
>hating only women for behavior perpetuated by both sexes

>>18993757
Based, right?

>>18993380
>woman
>packs the box like a retard
>unnecessarily squeezes the marshmellows, ruining some of the designs
Yeah, checks out.

>>18993382
these look so tasty

also they should make molds of breasts and I would order them just as a gag haha

>>18993380
or you can just pay dirt cheap prices for mexican candy shipping. something to consider

>>18993757
The only men that are paying $200 for a box of marshmallows are gay homosexuals.

>>18993380
>>18993382
These come all the way from Australia to btw, so its like $50 shipping to

https://themarshmallow.co/

>>18993809
This. Real men order red steaks and whiskey!!!!

>>18993841
LOOK AT THIS COPING HOMOSEXUAL EVERYONE HAHAHAHAHAH

>>18993380
Those do look nice, but I probably wouldn’t buy all those varieties at once. So, no.

>>18993809
This right here. No high T man will ever pay up front 200 bucks for marshmallows... 20 BUCKS TOPS AND THEY BETTER LEVITATE
>>18993757
Since when are men perpetuating these gay things?

Ive never had marshmallows in my life
describe them

>>18993739
i made some for homemade smores but without a stand mixer or thermometer. they turned out good but i dont recommend this strat

>>18993841
Real men order what the fuck they want.

>>18993879
its like whipped gelatin and sugar

>>18993879
Sugar pillow

>>18993879
Like a sweet chewy sponge

>>18993727
while men do stuff like buy a bunch of $70 games and sexy anime figures costing over $100, women are using their disposable income to buy expensive meme snacks

>>18993948
Not women. Fat whales. We don't count those.

>>18993841
>Real men order red steaks and wh-AAAAAAAAAAH

>>18993948
You will never be a woman.

>>18993948
>games
>dozens of hours of enjoyment at minimum
>sexy models
>literally proven to extend men's lifespan
>mashmallows
>sugar hit that lasts half an hour

>>18993757
>(((both sexes)))

>>18993380
No, but I hope my mom doesn't get word about them because she would nag me again and again until I buy her a box like that one.

>shipping to us is $20
>$50 for 9 large marshmallow squares

These look really good but holy fuck.

>>18994688
Probably why people do a big order to try justify the crazy postage, then end up spending a ton

>>18994688
just pay with the installment program

>>18994688
>Buy now, Pay later

Heh

>>18993380
No way in hell but I'm going to make them myself maybe for Halloween

>some egg
>some sugar
>some gelatin
>that'll be $200 plus tip plus shipping plus delivery tip

>>18993948
>women are using their disposable income to buy expensive meme snacks
wouldn't have it any other way

>>18994048
What the fuck makes you think he's pretending to be a woman you autistic fucker.

I like the crispy of the meringue more

>>18993380
i just bought the 9 flavor sampler after seeing this post.

>>18995401
Make a thread when you get them. Maybe I'll copy one of their meme flavors if its good

>>18993380
Nah, that's 7+ digit wealth shit, which I'm unfortunately not. The internet and air couriers are opening up the ways you can make money off rich degenerates. Just need to market to the kids on social media.

>>18993380
It will all be harder than a rock in 3 days.

>>18993699
Same, the last 5 times I've had marshmallows they've been near a roaring fire.
Plain marshmallows taste like chalk.

>>18994095
>eating dessert is more cringe than plastic figures of anime women
Kill yourself

>>18994095
yes buy the games and figurines good goy

>>18995716
>>18995767
Oops, looks like the corn syrup defense force has woken up.

>>18995401
Post when you get em. Do a proper review of each flavor

>>18995371
there's not even any fucking eggs in it what the fuck it's nothing.

>>18993948
i should get into the meme dessert scene and target fatties. to bad I would need some kind of degree/qualification to sell this stuff legally.

You can buy them on credit too because when you're too poor to straight up buy overpriced memeshmallows that's what you want to waste your money on

Why do zoomers love slime so much?

I hate marshmallows

>>18993699
women

>>18993380
Why would you spend $200 on food that has no nutritional value and tastes just overly sweet?
Imagine how much high quality meat, fruits, vegetables, cheese, nuts and other stuff you can buy for that money

Why the fuck you

>>18993380
>>18993382
i fucking hate modern lazy advertising
cunts dont even bother putting any effort in anymore, just slap some stock footage with Windows Movie Maker text over it

>>18994095
Video games literally just waste your time when you could be doing something manlier like lifting weights or building a boat, food only wastes at most an hour of your time.

>>18995783
You're right anon, you should ruin your life with video games and material consumerism rather than with food

>>18993382
>no automation
You can see a machine in the video when it says that that is used to automate the process of cutting them into squares.

>>18998379
>>18999178
Oops, looks like the corn syrup defense force has woken up.

>>18999307
>Oops, looks like the corn syrup defense force has woken up.

>>18995483
Just like grandpa

>>18998355
Thats not stock footage, its actually them making marshmallow

>>18994688
i want these so bad but i don't have any money so i'm gonna finance marshmallows

>>18995386
It's a funny insult I saw on the main board.

>>18999875
Dude is having his daily seethe leave him alone

>>18996946
All you have to do is abide by your local sanitation/licensing shit if you go big. Start just selling on FB Market or Offering or w.e. ton of bitches selling tamales and tortillas and cakes and shit on all those and nobody bugs them. A degree... lol.