/ck/ - Food & Cooking

white trash ambrosia

>>18997570
Note that it usually looks like pic-related. You take the crispy fried bread thing (that's been stuffed with a few things) and dip it into this amazingly tangy/minty "water", and eat it. It is literally perfection in terms of variety/depth of flavour and texture.

Literally everyone knows what pani poori is. I'd just like to point out how apt it is for the dish you chose to have poo in its name (as well as its ingredients).

good morning sirs I love pani pupi

>>18997596
>>18997603
>omg india has people shit on streets xD
before you throw stones in your glass house, educate yourself. Pic rel is literally the richest city in your country, and it has more shit on the streets than anywhere else in the world.
>hurr, they're tech indians shitting up our streets
0% of the homeless there are indians. It's you fucking mutt americans who are homeless and shitting up those streets. So shut the fuck up, and start talking about food.

>>18997596
>>18997603
>>18997614
here's one of your zoomer fags to help educate you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeE9Vkki9wY

>>18997614
Those people shit on the street out of desperation/no choice.

Pajeets shit in the street by choice. Filthy nation

>>18997596
the only indian foods people know are "chicken tikka masala" and "samosa". Don't even try to deny this.

>>18997570
Most from outside north america have no idea what a tuna melt is.

>>18997637
We all know what that is, but try russmuli, if I have the spelling right. A girlfriend did that right though I suspect her mom made it.

>>18997661
Ras malai, I'm pretty sure you're referring to. Yeah, it's basically one of my favourite desserts.

A great savory food you might want to try is called Malai kofta. A bunch of vegetable balls in a savory gravy.

>>18997676
>>18997661
pic for malai kofta (though I always have it home-made, and it doesn't usually look this creamy and articial. It's much much better homemade (and not hard to make).

>>18997676
That's it, good stuff when made with love.
While I'm listening to Gunsmoke

Have a bit of Gunsmoke,
http://107.181.227.250:8166/stream
It gets harsh

Holy shit, I just asked ChatGPT, and it fucking came through.

Zacuscă, a romanion vegetable spread that's usually eaten on bread/crackers.

>>18997614
you seem like a fag

>>18997596
>she thinks everyone lives in san francisco
I'm not even from that continent, Poomindr.

>>18997614
Calm yo' tits homie. I'm fucking with you. My kid is half Indian, for fuck's sake. Don't lose your shit (in the street) over it.

Is besan gatta ki sabzi served in Indian restaurants? Seems too low-brow to be, but my babymomma made it the other night. Posted about it here, actually.

>>18997748
>>18997614
Oh, and "you mutts" doesn't apply to me. You do know there are other countries besides India and the US, right? And that some Indians live in those other countries?

>>18997614
Yet your the faggot who're putting politics in to the discussion. What precise USA city are you speaking of? I'm not a mindreader here so be specific you fucking cunt.

>>18997763
>being this retarded

>>18997757
We might be mutts but you indians are never quite able to be specific about anything. You might have a few cute girls, but that's about it without your focus groups. You're nothing.
Team up with the chinks and stealing is all you'll get and we do salt stuff.

>>18997784
What precisely is that filename?
Yet I'm the retarded one?
GTFO cunt.

>>18997785
You are not very smart.

>>18997803
Compared to you, I am.

>>18997808
Not remotely, considering you think I'm an Indian for some reason, despite me correcting an Indian for assuming I'm a mutt in the very post you referenced.
You really ought to work on your reading comprehension skills, friend.

>>18997814
You presumed a lot there. I didn't presume that you're an indian, dumber than a box of rocks they do have cute chicks. You need to work on your thread continuation, not my reading comprehension.
Learn to follow a thread if your capable, friend.

>>18997829
Nice, though ultimately futile, damage control, mutt. See >>18997803

For one, you replied to >>18997757 with "you Indians," cementing your belief that I am one (I'm not). Secondly, you said "you might have a few cute girls," which only further solidifies the absolute certainty that you didn't make a typo and did indeed bizarrely believe me to be Indian. So again, do work on your read comprehension skills, Travis.

>>18997844
>read comprehension skills
Yeah right, just stop.
Please, you're coming across as a maroon and digging yourself into a hole that you can't get out of. Kind of like biden / camela.

>>18997624
Allow me to educate you on what India looks like. What a filthy nation, they have no pride and all of their food has poop in it. No I’m not exaggerating either

https://zeenews.india.com/news/health/healthy-eating/delhi-street-food-has-high-level-of-faecal-matter-study_1605977.html

>>18997855
That's nice, dear.

>flyover discovers new cuisine and comes to brag about it
A tail as old as thyme

>>18997859
https://www.planetcustodian.com/over-50-scary-images-depicting-filth-of-varanasi-and-river-ganges-that-went-viral-in-china/8134/


Highly recommend looking through these pics. Won’t touch Indian food again after seeing how they willingly live

>>18997869
I don't need to look through those pics, their governent cunts already have yet want our government money to give them more money, yet the indians and pakis have money to have nukes. Fucking hypocrites.

We have people on the streets here in the US and we're sending money to these motherfuckers?
What's the sense in that?

I bet you fricks have never heard about (let alone eaten) this.

>>18997886
You win that bet, but have a durian to wash it down.

>>18997886
I've had other vadai.

>>18997874
>>18997885
Nobody wants or takes your money, cunt. The funding that you fuckers send to India goes to NGOs and christkike missionaries who use it to subvert the country. So keep your degenerate money and kikery to yourself. We don't need it. In fact, we have been banning all your degenerate NGOs and kicking your christkike missionaries out anyway.

>>18997886
I live in jersey city. I’ve had these.

>>18997886
Its literally just fried potato cakes with additional shit in it.
This is like us americans trying to claim italian pasta as something special because we put some random new ingredient in the sauce with it.

>>18997886
I had to make them for a banquet. Took a few tries to get them to stay together in the fryers and stay pretty. It's not like people give white people instructions on how to make their food when they book shit.

>>18997869
>>18997874
>>18997859
Go through /wsg/ and /gif/, and you'll see daily threads hitting bump limit of nogs chimping out in america. Cry moar. Your country is a hellhole.

>>18997637
don't forget butter chicken

>>18997614
>you will never be a homeless person free pooping on treasure island

>>18997937
Umm, sweaty, the base ingredient in it is tapioca, not potatoes.

Instead of arguing like seething chimps, can someone actually post lesser known gems please? Or are pajeets the only ones who have amazing food that's not ultra mainstream?

>>18997570
I might order it in a restaurant but I'm not going to all that effort for stuffed golf ball

>>18997995
Do the needful and have some Paya (goat trotters soup/stew), sir.

>>18998040
thanks senpai. Also try'n name the region it's from, for those who're too lazy and retarded to google it (like me)

>>18997995
Panuozzo - pizza dough "bread" used to sandwich things. Can be cold cuts or baked a second time to cook the sandwich's ingredients.
Cuoppo di pesce - Neapolitan mixed seafood tempura
Octopus tea with lemon
Panzerotti napoletani - mashed potato fritters stuffed with mozzarella
Gattò di patate - baked mashed potato casserole layered with cold cuts and cheese
Gattò dolce di patate - baked mashed potato casserole mixed with sugar, egg and dried fruit
Pizzette fritte - similar to langos and Indigenous American frybread, topped with tomato sauce and cheese
Panino a cotoletta di formaggio - breaded and deep-fried cheese cutlet sandwich (with the influx of Indian immigrants from Punjab and Rajasthan to work dairy farms, the dish has become popular with dairy farmers and some Indians make it at home with a curry sauce on the bread). mozzarella in carrozza is the most well-known variant
Genovese di pollo - Jewish-style genovese onion sauce made with chicken (I like it better than the pork version)
Zeppole napoletane - yeast-risen, lemon-flavoured, sugar-rolled potato dough donuts
Zeppole salate - salty version of the above; not lemon-flavoured
Zeppole di pescie - fishy version of the above; not lemon-flavoured, but has flaked salt-cod in the dough
Taralli di sugna - very lard-heavy, super crispy, braided ring-shaped crackers flavoure heavily with black pepper and almonds; made with ammonium carbonate IE baker's ammonia rather than bicarb/sodium bicarbonate/baking soda for better taste and texture
Roccocò napoletane - sweet, ring-shaped, spicebiscuits; basically neapolitan gingerbread, but heavier on the spices. also made with ammonium carbonate
Girarrosto di pollo con patate e spinaci - I know it's just rotissery chicken with potatoes & spinach, but nigga, ours is the fuggin best; the chicken fat and juices drip onto the plate of potatoes on the bottom of the rotissery oven, which get stirred about & dusted in chickpea flour for maximum crunch when done
Enuff?

>>18997584
Is that the hand they wipe their ass with??

watching RRR or snyder films in the theatre on opening day with firework going offs
energy cannot compare

>>18997614
Relax sir no need to seethe

>>18998067
It's mostly popular in Delhi, Lucknow (in the north) and Hyderabad in the south of India.

Picrel: Dahi Wada (mostly southern Indian). Spongy deep fried lentil fritter soaked in whipped yogurt, topped with green and sweet and sour chutneys, and seasoned with Chaat Masala.

>>18998081
you americans literally wear shoes in the house, on the couch, on your beds. Shut the fuck up.

>>18998088
see, the "good morning, sir", and "do not redeem" and "bloody bastard" memes I enjoy. They're fun bantz. I just have a fucking aversion to shit like a normal human being. But americans seem obsessed with it, and I hate when they bring it up because it's like posting gore. If you want to obsess over shit, go to /b/, or the streets of SF. Else, keep your banter less stupid/disgusting.

>>18997570
I serve this stuff at the restaurant I work at. The tamarind water smells like butt sweat.

>>18998141
Your restraunt is fucking ass then. The water is supposed to be filled with mint, which is literally made to smell pleasing and clean.

Why are jeets seething so hard in this thread? Can't they take a little banter?

Canada is famously good at being second-rate or worse at everything it does but butter tarts are certifiably the world's finest pastry

>>18998151
I've had multiple pajeets tell me it's the bast panipuri they've ever had

>>18998157
see >>18998133. I love me some bants. I fucking hate shit though. Imagine if every time I wanted to banter with americans, I posted gory pictures of mutilated transgender crotches. At that point, it's not bants, it's fucking gore that no one wants to look at. Just go to /b/ if you want to bant like that.

>>18998133
Poop.

>>18998173
invite me to your restraunt, faggot. I'll be the true judge.

>>18998178
Just call the Americans Mart sharters and problem solved.

Here's something most of you uncultered fucks don't know: jackfruit. Shit is the tastiest natural "meat substitute". Makes for the best savory dishes. Indians cook with it, and I'm pretty sure viets cook with it too.

>>18998226
viet version

>>18998193
No, you're a pedophile

>>18998283
I'm just a straight man, which you are obviously not.

>>18998123
It's okay to do that here because outside of major cities like San Francisco and other breeding colonies, the streets are clean and not a layer of human feces. I know it's an alien concept for foreigners who had a culture of people throwing their waste out of their windows onto the widewalk, or their sewage backing up onto walkways every day, most midwesterners have gone decades without even hearing of such a thing and most have never had it happen in their region this century.

>>18998302
All I got from that is that you were swimming in a Ganges-like poo-river in Iowa back in 1999.

>>18998314
>a flood wipes out a region
That's like claiming Japan is unclean due to tsunamis. Taking off your shoes doesn't do shit if the whole house is underwater.

>>18998302
Even if you were living in the perfect society, people would walk on grass, get mud on their shoes, etc. And then you'd take that same fucking disease/bug-infested mud and rub it all over your bed. At some point, you have to acknowledge that SF isn't the problem. It's Americans who are just dirty unhygenic fucks.

>>18998322
wut

>>18998324
>you'll track germs in FROM OUTSIDE
We wear shoes for a reason, to protect our feet. I can clean my floors at any given time. Keep your nasty bare feet the fuck away from my floor.

>>18997570
I really can't help but laugh every time I run into a cocksure Indian.

>>18997570
>>18997584
I remember this being one of the only foods the bizarre foods guy refused to eat. He didnt want to get sick drinking raw indian street poo water

>>18997570
I had this once and it was borderline nauseating, coming from an Indian restaurant that exclusively makes great food based on everything else I try there. You can keep your soggy mintwater wafer thing

>>18998324
>be american
>make everyone take off their shoes before entering my home
>act incredulous and refuse when anyone else asks me of this when I enter their home

>>18998123
You don't wear shoes in the house because they are shit ridden with disgusting feces that is all over your streets
Yeah we don't have that problem here
And we sure as hell don't wipe our ass with our bare hand

>>18998346
They're worried about shoe dust, meanwhile there's a communal fecal encrusted squirt bottle next to their hole in the ground squat toilet and everyone in the household has shit under their fingernails.

>>18997940
>wsg
>hitting bump limit in one day
Stupid people shouldn't lie because they always get caught

Had a friend went to India, was into the culture wanted to see some sites
Got off the plane took a taxi to hotel, said the smell was overpowering
Got to hotel and booked the next plane out

>>18998378
I had a friend who tried to visit america. He got mobbed by niggers, and then the hospital charged him $100k + tax + tip + shipping and handling. And now he's homeless and shitting up the streets in SF.

>>18997582
Upgrade to kielbasa with broccoli on the side. Good meal.

>>18998401
The difference, Panpoot, is that every foreigner coming to India does, in fact, experience the first two lines of the thing you quoted, while your statement never happened

>>18997679
damn, this looks good. what would be a good substitute for paneer cheese? also this gave me an idea of making meatballs in curry sauce, does a dish like that already exist?

>>18998081
The feces enhanced the flavor profile

>>18997703
this shit is available mass produced in any large city grocery store. not really unknown.

>>18998178
poor lil weebjeet :(

>>18998296
I'm not the one posting multiple images that depict sexualised children you fucking weirdo cunt

>>18999284
>OMG I have to protect the drawings!