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18984283 No.18984283 [Reply] [Original]

>I wanted to make garlic bread
>I put the garlic in the dough because im a dumbass
>I get stomach pains whenever I eat it
>I upset the garlic gods

>> No.18984289

GARLIC? ON BREAD?
GAAAAAARLIC BREAAAAAAAD?

>> No.18984296
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18984296

Fuckin imagine being so useless you can't sit down at your computer, or pull out your phone and type in "garlic bread". This board is fucking helpless.

>> No.18984362

>>18984296
That movie was wild.

>> No.18984401

>>18984283
I tried to make garlic head. I peel 20 cloves of garlic and puncture my head twenty times with a small knife, then work each clove into each wound with my fingers. Then I rub my head with olive oil, season it generously with salt pepper and oregano, and put my head in the oven at 450 for 45 minutes. My head literally falls apart and I shred it with my fingers.

>> No.18984418
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>>18984296
I deadass thought I was doing something "cool", or at least trying out something new. Instead I became a professional retard who cant even make one of the most basic foods

>> No.18984946

>>18984283
show us some pictures
>>18984418
don't worry, most people don't know how to cook beyond boiling pasta

>> No.18984968

>>18984283
try garlic confit

>> No.18985224

I usually will take softened butter and put some garlic in there with some oregano and basil and mix it all up. Spread it out on my bread and put some cheese on it. Ill set my oven to 400 and let the bread toast up in there until the cheese is melted and browned a little. Amazing G Bread

>> No.18985230

>>18984283
As long as you finely minced it, mixed it well and didn't use too much it should be like a flavored bun

>> No.18985259

>>18984418
That ish finna cap dawg fr