/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18959318
>scrambled eggs
shit is the worst way to prep egg, who would want it alone or on a pizza?

>>18959318
that looks absolutely vile. like something you would only get in a supermarket.
did you get it in a supermarket for $1?

>>18959318
everyone who buys pizza with crust like this (and supports more of this being made) should be hanged. not to mention the toppings holy shit what an abomination

>>18959337
omg Italian going mad omg how could you make a pizza that isn't 100% authenticat.. fuck Italians dude they gonna be so angry with you lol..
You are only allowed pizza with cheese and the rim has to be super fully and also needs to be about half of the pizza in weight, because it's so tasty hahaha I would eat only pizza that's rim and nothing else lmao.. haha I love bread lmao

>>18959359
this has nothing to do with italians. I'm not italian. I don't give a fuck what italians think. just have some self-respect

>>18959331
Most likely a gas station.

>>18959329
Me (Chad)

>>18959318
I live in ny, they definitely sell it by the slice at 7/11 kr Cumberland farms. Walmart sell it by the whole pie, and a few local pizza places offer it as a specialty pie

>>18959428
i'll agree that you would want it. chad is subjective

>>18959439
they had it at the 7-11s in NYC for a few weeks last year but that was it, didn't know it was permanent at other locations

>>18959318
7-11 is the sole semi-reliable purveyor

>>18959337
It looks like your typical chain crust which is generally not exactly high quality, but it's actually the superior method of pizza crust. People who fetishize pizzas with huge bars of crusts with no cheese on them and a red ring of sauce separating the crust from cheese and toppings which are all in the center of the pizza are just people who eat with their eyes. "It looks....rustic, aesthetic!", but it's not good. Cheese should certainly go beyond the sauce and be present on as much of the crust as possible

Also as far as the toppings, pizza is just bread, cheese plant based food aka vegetables or fruit, sauce and meat, generally speaking....there are so many combinations that can and do work just fine, people who make flipping out about "weird" pizza toppings a big deal, are quite cringe for following this ancient cringe meme of "le quirky girl with extreme opinion on mundane preference".

>>18960038
you can get this shit at kwik trip any day of the week

>>18959329
Scrambled is better

>>18959329
just try a slice of brekkie za and I promise you'll shut the fuck up

Maverik usually has it if you're fortunate enough to live in the mountain and north west. But they're breakfast nachos and burritos are way better

>>18959318
pizza bizmarck is the italian version
they cook a whole egg ontop of the pizza and it has some type of ham accompanying

>>18959318
QuikTrip has it sometimes in Southern Arizona.

All da QTs in AZ sell em.

It's okay. It's really rich and filling and about 700 calories per slice. I ate it a bunch at my last job which didn't give us proper lunch breaks to get some calories to last through the day.

I grabbed a slice a couple days ago and could barely finish it. It's kind of a novelty


The fucking faggot mods around this place need to fix that captcha too. It shouldn't take 6 guesses at barely decipherable letters to make a post.

>>18960930
>a (a) whole egg
why are they such cheapskates with toppings

>>18961310
Are the mods of the homosexual persuasion really in charge of how much of a pain the captchas are?

>>18961343
They run the joint, don't they?

>>18959318
>pizza by the slice
is for fags
i'm a 19 bmi skelly and even i'm not satiated by anything less than a whole box of pizza

>>18959318
sausage gravy as the sauce is absolute kino, anon.

>>18960897
>not the lumberjack or barbacoa bowl

Why even stop in

>>18959318
These thing are tasty but holy mole are they calorie bombs. Especially if they make it with both sausage gravy and cheese sauce. Coasties will never know the feeling of stopping by the truck stop/gas station/convenience store on the way to work, grabbing a whole pizza from the nice old gas station lady and eating half of it in your car making a massive gravy mess all over your clean shirt but not caring because it's fucking delicious.

>>18961349
I thought some Japanese guy did.

>>18959337
its not a pizza, son, dont worry
its just a tart looking kinda pizza like
honestly, might make like a quiche empanada or some shit tomorrow looks good

Now THIS is goyslop!

>>18962372
why dude?

>>18962388
>sold mostly at gas stations in the most shitty conditions for food sales possible
>prepared in unsanitary ways by unsanitary people
>base of the food is oil and cheap carbohydrates
>toppings are entirely the cheapest possible offal cuts of feces-fed pork
>and re-hydrated "eggs"
Yeah this is peak goyslop. I want to become a Rabbi and serve this to goyim and watch them eat the literal flavored shit and thank me for it.
>"Wow thanks for getting breakfast! Mmmm, tasty!"
Goyslop.

>>18959318
Looks horrific

>pizza for breakfast
eating that in my country would be seen as the #1 sign that you have given up on life, especially if it's such a disgusting looking pizza as OP's.

>>18960138
>>18961172
QTchads rise up
>>18962404
"Fun at parties," etc.

>>18959318
7/11 sells that in canada. i had it once, it was ok. the entire thing tasted homogenous, kinda like a mild coconut curry if i had to ve honest. strange product.

>>18961310
robot hands typed this post

You fuckers made me horny for a breakfast za, went all the way to walmart to get one.

>>18963268
Just gotta let the oven heat up

>>18959318
>we want to sell this delicious food item in the morning
>throw some gross scrambled eggs on it and call it a breakfast food
Americans need to be lobotomized

>>18963275
Hate us cuz you ain't us baby.
YOO ESS AY, YOO ESS AY, YOO ESS AY!

>>18963270
Pizza time!

>>18959318
This is what pizzas final form is

>>18962404
Did the jews ruin pizza?

>>18962981
Cheeto incrusted janny hands typed this post. Thanks for not banning me for "complaining about 4chan" though.