/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18961785
I would choke her while jamming my cock up he asshole

I'm gay BTW if that matters.

>>18961785
id fuck anything warm and moving
also i recommend:
minutefood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaxzEztQcyg&t=2s
ashens food specials https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpIVAzPdQMo&list=PLuXVJtG6oNtG8ViYjazh_oLw8Km8yWYDY
alton brown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RllWJUvrxEY

I want Mark Wiens to fuck me

>>18961785
I would bang r*guesa as long as he wasn’t into it.

>>18961897
Nigga u gay and a rapist

>>18961918
Yes, and r*gusea’s on my list.

>>18961785
>Would you bang?
Yes, but I still don't like her. She seems soulless and like she doesn't enjoy her job. You can see other youtube cooks act smug and get off to being watched.

>>18961785
I'm always down to Bang, anon

Emmymade seems like a sweetheart.

>>18961785
I have a thing for average looking asians, so yes. Anyone do AI nudes for her yet?

>>18961785
My goal is to have sex with every woman in the world.

>>18962014
good luck buddy

Claire Saffitz is getting deliciously plump by the day and I can't stop thinking about it.
Her husband is one lucky son of a bitch. I would fill her eclair with my custard every night if I were in his place.

>>18962028
Is that the dancing bacon girl? I would rape her so hard.

>>18962044
No, he's talking about the mid desert lady who used to be on the Bon Appetit channel.

>>18961785
>>18961791
>>18961928
>>18962010
The mole next to her eye is super-distracting.

Other detractors:
>isn't actually Japanese; just lived there at one point
>is actually Chinese
>had kids (ie. stretched pussy)

>>18962070
Oh that jew? She makes my dick soft

>>18961785
Ew no she's not even White.

>>18961785
I'd do it, but it took me a long time watching her while drunk to decide I wanted to.

>>18961924
top fucking kek
>let's not turn this rape into a murder

Nah, I live in Japan and moving here killed my yellow fever, plus I don't like girls with blemishes on their faces.

>>18962072

>mole

Doesn't look like mexican food to me anon

>>18961785
honestly, ya
she seems fun which is what really matters to me
also i like her hair

>>18961918
Ask me how I know badlands chugs could be your cousin

>>18961785
>pull down pants
>jiggle bum a little with two hands
>bite and lick bum
>squeeze and jiggle a bit more
>kiss bum and sniff ass
>pull panties down
>squeeze ass
>begin cunninglingus

>>18962028
For me it’s Molly

>>18962454
I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

>>18962399
Sir, this is a McChicken enthusiast forum.

>>18962399
>assuming asian women have an ass

>>18962454
Molly is excellent choice
You don't see Clairefags around now when she's getting that post-menopause grandma look

cute russian mommy Helen Rennie is my foodfu.
She is also a competent cook and makes quality content.

>>18961785
Absolutely, also Pailin, she's hot as fuck.

mole/10

would not bang

>>18961785
ofc. Also these WMAF slut Seonkyoung Longest

>>18961785
>chink who pretends to be japanese
oof

>>18962652
>chinese pretending to be Japanese
Is this some kind of intergenerational trauma with the Rape of Nanking or something? Is she trying to insult her family?

>>18962659
Shes making her family proud. Lie cheat and steal your way into success, just like every chink.
She knows what gets clicks, and it sure as shit isnt being some 40+ year old bug(wo)man.

>>18962454
her new solo channel makes it blatantly obvious that the BA producers and editors were extremely careful of how they made her look

>>18961785
maybe Pailins Kitchen. haven't had Thai for some time now.

If I was gay, I'd cuddle Max Miller from Tasting History. He seems like a cuddly guy.

>>18962028
She's probably a dead fish in bed and her husband is sick of dealing with her bullshit, like most married men feel about their wives.

>>18962650
Asian women belong to and DESERVE bwc, simple as.

>>18961785
Bruno Albouze
2nd choice Becky from try guys

she's pretty old, overweight and homely looking, but I kinda want to fuck her for some reason.

>>18961785
for me it's Ja/ck/

>>18962551
>Not wanting slampig Claire.
Pleb.

>>18962696
for me, if I was gay, it's Grant from ChefSteps

Laura Calder. Used to watch her show a lot ever since my father subscribed for cable TV in our house way back then.

>>18962072
It's so fucking funny that she's somehow gotten away with pretending to he Japanese this entire time.

penis in vagina

>>18963025
>not anal in the ass

NGMI