/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18949227

>>18949227

I tried those crab cakes and they're amazing. Tastes just like fresh crab.

>>18949413
This nigga never had blue drink before lmao

>>18949227

wtf is a liminal food

>>18950287

>>18949227

>>18949227

>liminal CURSED foods
Just say bad/unusual foods. Zoomers are so weird.

>>18949386
It's more expensive to store this than already made bread

>>18949227
What does liminality taste like, though?

>>18950316
How is any homeless person hungry if they can walk into 7/11 and slurp free cheese & chili to their hearts content?

>>18950316
What is this?

18949666
18949413
told you

>>18950597
It's "free" with purchase of nachos or hotdogs

>>18950316
>chili sauce: contains soy
>cheese sauce: contains milk, soy, and wheat

>>18949227

>>18949227
>shitty out of focus pics of slop
>liminal

>>18949435
I tried those impossible nuggets when they were on sale at grocery outlet. They were surprisingly good. Too expensive to buy normally though. They cost literally 3 times as much as chicken.

>>18949227
why would you want plant based luncheon meat

>>18950622
what's holding back anyone to just take it? it has 2 buttons, nothing you need to put in it (like a receipt/card/coin/token/whatever)

>>18950597
homeless people aren't allowed in stored right? at least here it is. you get kicked out

that's not what the word liminal means
I'm so sick of this fucking shit

>>18949386
This is the only liminal food in the thread, i.e. completely pointless. Making dough is fun and easy. In fact I'd say all the other foods have a very defined and overt purpose. Here is a liminal food item.

>>18951949
what are blue chunks exactly?

>>18952171
It tastes great, is miles better than store bought bread and takes much less effort and skill than actual bread. It's the only food item in the thread that makes sense.

>>18952184
They've been funded, grown and tested just this week.

>>18952171
that's not what liminal means

>>18952204
In this context it is what it means.

>>18951873
How do they tell if someone is homeless and not just a complete slob?

>>18952383
Well, they're homeless, so they don't go that far. They tend to be seen regularly and develop a reputation

>>18952274
go slam your dick in a car door

>>18950597
>How is any homeless person hungry
They aren't. They just pretend to be so people give them drug money.

>>18950316
Rip free chili and cheese, I never used you but I always wanted to someday. Remember to live in the moment and appreciate what you have anons, because the next day it might be gone.

>>18952494
it gives you botulism and you die

>>18952501
wtf i love free chili and cheese now

>>18949227
Liminal mean ''in between'' dummy.

>>18952680

>>18952680
so burgers, hot dogs, tacos etc. are all liminal food?

>>18951949
>CERTIFIED BY THE DEPARTMENT
W-what department?

>>18952926
only if you take it on your way to something.
ex; Getting a fast food breakfast at the drive thru on your way to work.

>>18952958
..,Airplane food

>>18952958
>>18952961
>>18952680
>>18952693
although the food itself is not liminal , the circumstances are.
Food that is liminal by itself would be unfinished or going bad.
ex; Cookie dough, Milk past expiration date that you're unsure to give a taste, a candy on the floor before the 5 seconds ruling...

>>18949227
The term is dreamcore, not liminal.

>>18950287

>>18952940
>W-what department?
oh man, don't get me started on these sick fuckers
after they cornered the market for yellow spheres th

>>18952680
no it doesn't

>>18950597
Well you end up shitting it all out about half a day later.

>>18953040
that's literally all food though

>>18952999
I have no idea but I didn't have the heart to return the lemon they recalled.

I see people trying to sell those on eBay for hundreds of dollars. That's barbaric!

>>18952171
how are baked potatoes pointless? unless you mean the fact that it's individually wrapped which in that case I enjoy those because you don't have to worry about them being touched by every pleb at the grocery store

>>18952171
I just want to say that I was half-tempted to waste money on a plastic wrapped sweet potato recently because the regular ones were way too big

>>18949227
>veggies are not included
>vegan - contains no meat
>100% plant based

>>18951949
This looks like an AI generated image wtf

>>18953714

>>18952997
which does not describe anything posted in this thread
>>18953002
yes it does you little scumbag

>>18951949
the word you are looking for here is "surreal" not liminal

so what's the youtube video that made all the zoomers start saying "liminal"?

>>18953561
Buy a 5lb bag. Problem solved...

You basket cases ITT are getting so mad about zoomer lingo and I bet most of you are only like 30. Can't imagine how pissed off you're all gonna be in your 50s.

>>18951949
>>18952184
Its soap 99% sure thats all craft/fun/wtv you call it soap

>>18951949
>americanized beef
>blessed in the USA
>America's favourited
>heart is in quotes, not the word "heart", but a symbol
>KWALITY
>certified by The Department
>USB cow, Wi-Fi corn, 5G egg
>packed in 2015, sell by 66/42/06

This entire image is cursed. I swear the more I look at it the more I see.

>>18949227
Wow, this food is, uh, so liminal!
Mmm! Just biting into this dish makes my skin crawl with a horror.
So many layers of chilling darkness to be found here. Wow!

>>18954419
Liminality implies a nostalgic melancholy, not creeping terror. How can you confuse the two? There are so many video essays on this topic...

>>18954419
This thread is protected by Jesus Christ and the Archangel Michael, begone foul demon! Begone Mark Wiens!

>>18954451
>>18952997
do a backflip

For me it's canned tuna
>Lots of brands, they all look the same
>The all taste the same
It's just fucking tuna

>>18949413
I unironically like the red one.

>>18954073
it's not zoomer lingo it's a word being misused by ignorant people

>>18954510
They do not all taste the same though

>>18954419
>>18954451
Both of you are completely incorrect
Childbirth is liminal. Afghanistan is liminal. Dreams are liminal. Twilight is liminal. Liminal literally just means "at the boundary between two things" you stupid shits.
Both of you are dumb as fuck. Neither of you paid attention in Eng Lit. >>18954419 in particular is EMBARRASSING because he's railing against a word he clearly only fucking learned of through creepypastas.

https://youtu.be/NsmydF6ww5c

There's a whole damn liminal store

>>18954451
god I fucking hate zoomers. You hear some retard who makes a living posting youtube videos repeat a word that they misheard in their pointless film studies class and start calling everything "liminal" when it already has a very specific meaning. Spaces are liminal, foods are definitionally not. Already seen zoomer retards posting pictures of shit like a street at night saying shit like "I love liminal spaces like this".... that's not what the fucking word means you absolute mong

>>18949227
is the "luncheon" vegan spam?

>>18949413
finna grip n sip

>>18953714
>>18953727
I don't know who Sophie is but I want to hoof her in the front-butt

>>18951949
something pbp

>>18951949
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega_Mart
holy shit, dream job

>>18952680
thanks, Mary

>>18949227

>>18954415
lol. You forgot "naturally boneless" with pictures of bones

>>18950287
He's a refugee from /x/.

>>18951870
Someone coming and hitting you/arresting you.

>>18956380
>violence is the ultimate authority from which all others are derived

>>18956543
>a gallon of milk had to die for this 7/11 cheese

>>18956276
>Omega Mart is an interactive art installation created by American arts company Meow Wolf
>arts company
Peak american.

>>18949413
"blue raspberry drink"

...WHAT?

"farmer owned"

KEK

>>18950316
I would go bonkers with this slop

>>18950597
Where I live the homeless crowd around em like puppies on a mother dog.

>>18956663
Why is that so surprising?
Corn syrup comes from corn farmers, blue comes from blue farmers

>>18954000
Isn't it because of the backrooms shit?

>>18955810
Your autism seems to be very crippling. I hope you can get help soon.

>>18952494
They still exist though, retard. Go to a gas station instead of having mommy drive you everywhere or riding your bike like a "big boy who doesnt need a goyim vehicle" in your walkable city.

>>18956977
Do they really? I thought they went away with covid.

>>18956977
I haven't set foot in a gas station in probably 5 years

>>18951949
>packed on 03.01.15
>sell by 66.42.06
>cow has the USB icon on it, corn gives wifi, chicken has a wireless icon
>the steaks are acually colored white and blue
>what the FUCK is on the skewers at the bottom

>>18951769
Word, I always see the 14oz one for 99 cents on Saturday

>>18951949
This is one of those stupid "high concept" pop up art things right? The kind of stupid shit 20 year olds and rich people go to to think that they are deep

>>18953561
Potatoes already come individually wrapped right out of the fucking ground!

>>18956827
The farmer-owned blue raspberry drink is grown in the US right outside the cobalt mines of Idaho. You need pure cobalt minerals to get the rich deep hues that accent this drink. And the cook nights and hot days of the Snake River plane give the raspberries their distinct flavor.

>>18949227
>Post laminal foods

>>18949227

>>18949413
Is there anything in this that's actually from a farm?

>>18951949
Apple Cabin?

>>18954756
You decimated them with this comment.

>>18958066
Yer cat doesn't give a shit what brand you buy
Buy some liver and heart and make it a stew

>>18958081
Woah, inception!

>>18957722
Yea it’s called Omega Mart and seems like a pretty fun time if you’re not a dickhead

>>18958274
>Yer cat doesn't give a shit what brand you buy
cat's will literally die of starvation before eating a brand they don't like

>>18950590
I think he's on to something. Liminal is more "unreal" than cursed, or slightly "off" in a creepy way.

>>18957954
>Post luminal foods

>>18951852
SPAM is comfort food for some people. Usually older. Usually were told by their doctors to cut meat intake.

>>18957162
You know, "food".

>>18950596
uncomfortable. thats why we all avoid it and want a clearly defined black and white world that makes sense and clear definitions of ourselves within it.

>>18949413
I legitimately you were trolling with a jug of Windex. Jesus Christ.

>>18954415
>>18957162
>usb, wifi icons
Kek, didn't notice till now

>>18956276
>>18958353
I'd visit if it weren't so far away.
Wanted to post the tattoo chicken image but I can't figure out how to download the file.

>>18950316
>free chilli and cheese dispenser required a purchase to use
>used to buy a $5 hot and ready pizza and dump chilli and cheese all over it
>used to go over to the nacho topping bar and pile it up with jalapenos too
>wagie store clerk would always yell at me
>id argue back "it says free with purchase, i made a purchase, i can use it"
>eventually they had to change the rules to "free with purchase of nachos ONLY"

the end of an era. it was great while it lasted

>>18955810
Trannies are liminal

>>18960573
I worked at 7-11 last summer and if someone did that I wouldn't say anything and would just ring them up for the pizza. go crazy

>>18958066
That cat on the right looks so sad

>>18958274
>Yer cat doesn't give a shit what brand you buy

You've never had a cat

>>18958081
Decimated who what the fuck are you talking about?

>>18950549

>>18952997
it needs an update because "creepy, dreamlike or surreal" is a modern usage of the word

>>18961366
for retards it is
maybe you should create a special retard dictionary where you remove the specific meaning of words and make them more generic that sounds great

>>18955810
YES THIS
What a retarded fucking thread.
Liminal food would be something that is half one thing and half another... lichen, maybe.
Maybe you could make an arugument for seaweed being liminal based on where it's gathered.

Ah sweet, schizo thread

>>18958659
look up what 'liminal' means you fucking retard. jesus christ i miss when the average person was capable of sitting down and reading a book and knowing what words mean

they used to sell Capri Sun drinks with straws full of that sower powder stuff
can't find them with a quick google search
maybe they never even existed

>>18961850
Yeah like peanut butter and jelly cream pies

>>18961850
fair enough

>>18956255
Can I pay more to not have Davis come to me.

>>18956255
>>18961905

>>18958072
The plastic for the bottle.

>>18952940
the department of certification

I prefer subliminal food. This is where I would post the stonetoss if I cared enough to bother

>>18956597
a company, i.e. group, of artists. what are you not comprehending?

>>18961914
I won this, actually. The trip was interesting, I guess.

>>18963166
Really? Give us a rundown.

>>18956255
>protein blasted
happened to my wife if yaknawmean

>>18953519
No, not really.

>>18951949
Omega mart!

I had shit like this as a kid and it pissed me off.

>>18963690
Name one

>>18961407
>NOOO you cant change the definitions
Why aren't you speaking Proto-Indo-European right now?

>>18963830
Don't have to.

>>18963190
wow how long has this existed?

>>18963814
what did it do before melting?

>>18963929
This image just proves his point though? The fuck are you on?

>>18963953
It only got warm and wrinkled. It tasted like shit too.

>>18963969
18 hours minimum is not "half a day"

>>18951949
>Naturally boneless

>>18963864
keep blurring the definitions and dumbing down the language which in turn will dumb down the people and then enjoy the slop mess of a society that you get you stupid pig

>>18952480
Make sure to bully jabo more until he kills himself

>>18950549
Is that a pussy?

>>18951949
>true religion beef

>>18963969
>>18964023
Actually, according to that image it's 23 hours minimum.

>>18963929
source?

>>18949227

>>18958072
High fructose corn syrup

>>18949227

>>18967137
This one's not fake by the way - doesn't contain cock, though it contains fish.

>>18967139

>>18949227
How about some edible wax ?`I wonder how my shits would look like.

>>18967149

>>18949227
Square Eat will be the next overpriced Hipster fad
https://squareat.com/

>>18967173

>>18967183

>>18951949
This guy's """art""" was only funny the first dozen times it got reposted. Roundmeal was good because it was weird in an unexpected way, at this point it just makes me say "oh, it's this guy again." It's the same shit as lolsorandum humor from the 2000s.

>>18961850
It was hi-c, sourbro. I loved these fuckers.

>>18949227

>>18967282

>>18967209

>>18949227
Toastable meat

>>18967284
YOU ARE A ROCKSTAR

>>18967301
No, it was "You're a superstar, in the Gay Bar"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

>>18967173
that thread was p funny

>>18951870
You've cracked the code

>>18967173
Redcon?

>>18953561
lmao

>>18954000
Kane Pixels

>>18951949
Oh hey, I went to omega mart when I visited vegas
The shitty "plot" they tried to tell sucked ass, and everything was comically overpriced

>>18967190
Omega mart is an actual physical location made by multiple people as an art exhibit.
round meal was it's own guy, and I'm pretty sure you're probably mixing everything it all up with obvious plant
Also you're retarded and a fag

>>18967209
10/10 would make mimosas out of

>>18953561
On the one hand this is stupid and I hate it
My other hand probably scratched my balls in the car (bad psoriasis) prior to entering the store and fondling the fruit, my one pleasure in life is knowing as gross as my balls are someone else has to eat it

>>18956663
>>18956827
>>18958072
>0% fruits

>>18968354
at least this one doesn't have artificial sweeteners

>>18968354
>Pasteurized water and hfcs
Seems like a lot of added expense for something that doesn't really need to be pasteurized. Must be a legal requirement.

>>18955810
Liminality as a concept isn't hard to extend beyond the caveman retard understanding of being some kind of transitional space. It has come to mean the feeling of being in a transitional space (like an airport) or even a general sort of 'on the precipice' feeling, or a feeling of something both completely, immanently familiar, yet utterly lost (like those chuck e. cheese birthday rooms).
of course a bunch of retards still totally get it wrong but it is a pretty concrete concept to me
adjacent: ennui, apprehension, anxiety, unease, anticipation, unsureness, indecision, uncanny valley, &c.
I think blue raspberry is a very liminal food concept. What does it taste like? Blue raspberry. Plain as day. Yet there is no original blue raspberry. A simulacrum. So real, a shared experience, a known constant, yet as fake as anything can be.

>>18952184
This is an art exhibit.
It's not real
90% of poasters ITT don't even ubderstand the concept of liminal as it pertains to this thread.
Double digits all the way.

>>18952693
>You will receive a message whether you like it or not

>>18954415
Did you miss Additive S?
This is way too toungue in cheek for AI
It must be an Art installation.

>>18955810
This..
Literacy Ratio per poster has precipitously dropped over the last 4 years.

>>18961905
NO!
Now Shhhhhhhh..
It won't take very long...The longer you struggle the longer we'll all be here.
Shhhhhhhhh.

>>18956276
For all you Faggots wondering:

https://youtu.be/aIcMoLN1Fr0

>>18956827
Based unintentional A Scanner Darkly reference

>>18958081
Yes, 90% of the board didn't understand it, 2% got pissed off and 8% are looking for the rib adhesive
(I may have that last 10% reversed)

>>18969070
terrible shop, not impressed

>>18967308
Why would you post that version HERE of all places.
https://youtu.be/-XNFokmDKrE

>>18969171
Yeah, not one of my better ones.