/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Did you give her any more action than that?

>>18951755
bruh. why ruin it.

>>18951731
did you cram them up your ass?

>>18951731
I want to snort these bad boys

>>18951757
First day?

>>18951731
This was pretty rare in my house.

Usually it was Pillsbury grands with fresh sausage gravy and fried eggs.

The cinnamon rolls would've been at best once every 3-6 months if we were lucky.

>>18951796
I love those Pillsbury canned biscuits. I have had few made from scratch biscuits that were better. Sometimes I buy a can and bake them then just eat them with butter and jam.

>>18951883
I would make 2 fried eggs, take 2 biscuits, split them in half, then make 2 egg biscuit sandwiches.

I'd also usually put sausage gravy as a sauce on the sandwiches.

Over easy egg with a gooey yolk mixed in with the sausage gravy, divine.

>>18951731
That's nice, anon. When my sister and I were kids, mom would get fresh donuts and choccy milk for us on Sunday mornings sometimes

>>18951731
I don't know why, but this got me good. My mom wouldn't make these very often. Usually they were just for Christmas, but we maybe had them one or two other times a year.
I lost my mom to leukemia years back. I sure would like to hug her again.
She made the best cookies.

>>18951941
>I lost my mom to leukemia years back

Aw man I am sorry to hear that. I lost my mom to the same thing. I miss her a lot. She was one of the best cooks I know.

>>18951796
the grands are better anyway

>come home from Blockbuster with that new game we were excited about
>mom breaks out pic related
>me and bro enjoy our game while mom prepares what our 10 year old minds perceived to be the ultimate pizza experience
>we all eat together and watch the movie
I still have a soft spot for their nasty watery sauce, but it's definitely not as good as it was in the 90s, even accounting for nostalgia.

>>18951731
My mom sometimes made cinnamon rolls from scratch. She’d get insomnia, so she’d be up at 4 or something, just make cinnamon rolls. It always made me feel like it was going to be a great day, someone puts that much work into something so early just to see you enjoy it

>>18951755
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>>18951731
My mom made them from scratch with whole grain flour and leavened dough.

>>18951731
how poor are you?

>>18951755

My dad would hang one of these in the garage and I knew we were going to eat good

>>18952385
I used to help my grandfather butcher deer and I loved it. There is just something very base about skinning and methodicaly processing a deer into cuts of meat. Didnt care for the gutting process though.

>>18951731
When we got good grades Mom would let us get a box of picrel to have at breakfast for the coming week.

>>18951731
>>18951796
>>18951900

>>18952445
I've been "reddit" spacing on 4chan since before reddit existed as a website, it's simply a stylistic holdover from the '90s and early 2000's online forums.

If you don't like it, get the fuck over yourself.

Also, the "reddit spacing" meme itself was a meme created to let new-fags call someone out for "reddit spacing" which was a signal to everyone else that particular anon was a newfag since he thought "reddit spacing" was an actual thing.

It has since evolved as newfags ran with it assuming "reddit spacing" was actually a thing, and here we are, you're unironically using the "reddit spacing" meme to try and call someone out as a redditor.

I hate newfags, I really do.

>>18952445
I been here since 2006 faggatoid

>>18952466
Checked. I don't know why paragraph spacing makes the newfag seethe so much.

>>18952466
I don't get this problem with putting spaces between sentences.

in my experience if you want people to read what you type be it an email or an online forum, you put spaces between thoughts or points.

thus making it easier to read.

also don't understand the reddit hate. it's just another forum. most other forums are exponentially better than 4chan.

the only advantage to this site is almost true free speech.

>>18953048
Your post has terrible formatting. Fuck you.

>>18953048
Your post has excellent formatting, thank you.

>>18953048
I agree, but yours is very excessive. Putting a space between two paragraphs is great formatting and makes it easier to read, though. It's so pathetic how polcel newfags think you need to post a gigantic block of text with no formatting otherwise you're not a "real" 4chan poster.

>>18953071
>yours is very excessive.
oh well.

>>18951987
My dad would always make these when mom was out with friends, because he can't cook for shit. Big nostalgia energy

>>18953470
My dad would occasionally try to make something he called "cowboy beans" and every single time it came out bad enough that he would either order us pizza to eat or take us to Hardee's.

>>18953855
That's kind of tragic.

>>18951731
I had this as a kid, pretty comfy.
So was baking cakes with my mom as a kid, when I would help out with things like the eggs.

>>18953883
Eh he is a pretty tragic guy. He is currently doing 3 decades in the state prison.

>>18951731
My parents also liked to buy the Orange Rolls and make them on Sunday mornings. I never cared for them too much, but my dad liked them a lot.

>>18953899
Holy shit dude

>>18952875
So you're saying you remember when /b/ was good?

>>18954077
He knows that /b/ was never good.

>>18951757
go back to twitter faggot

>>18951757
hahaha everyone point and laugh at this guy who doesn't want to fvck his own mom

>>18953048
your post's formatting is perfectly neutral, i have nothing more to say

>>18954077
>:3

>>18953048
Line breaks in emails or online forums are acceptable between paragraphs. Not between sentences.
You're not submitting your post to a teacher so they can mark why your stuff is shit with a red pen in between the lines, which is what double spacing is for.
Your post takes up more screen space and is harder to read. It's equally as derp as typing in all caps for no raisin.

>>18951761
Nah. He just licked off all the icing, leaving his mom to question if he's gay or just autistic.

>wake up
>mom spent grocery money on booze again
At least I grew up lean haha

>>18954959
>takes up more screen space and is harder to read
Phoneposter detected.

>>18951731
eating the left over icing out of the cup each time

>>18955778
There is never leftover icing in the cup, it all gets scraped out to cover the cinnamon rolls in the first place.

I don't think I've ever seen even a drop of icing left in the cup.

>>18955234
Sorry you went thru that man.

My mom used to make sweet rice and biscuits. I think she realized how bad it was for her the last time she made it because she's stopped, to my knowledge.
>1 cuppa sugar
>1 cuppa rice
>whole stick butta
>entire roll of Grands' biscuits.
Except, she doubles everything. Last time I had it, I think we all fell asleep for 5 hours from the sugar coma.

>>18952466
This is an all time based post, honestly I'm so tired of the notion that hitting the fucking enter key somehow makes you pozzed and cancerous.

In fact I'm gonna do it JUST to fuck with you idiots.

You know you don't gotta stop eating them once your no longer a kid you know. Fuck I'll still toss some of these in the oven now and again and I'm 40 years old. (Cinnamon Rolls and grand's biscuits). Fuck the haters and "omg think of your diet", screw that. Eat what you like while you can. Cause when your an old fuck well the good times are gone. How many old fucks do you see downing a dave's triple burger for example?. Not any. One bite would do them in.