/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18946317
enjoying one of these bad boys rn

its thursday nigga

Probably tons

>>18946383
Thursday is the Friday of weekdays desu.

Last night my sister was being weak

i'm drinking steel reserve right now

>>18946383
aka Thirsty Thursday

is this an alcoholic meme

>>18946461
whatchu know about dat? Prolly nothin

>>18946317
Can't say I know much about that, if anything at all.

Sippin on the foot.

>>18946469
This is based, top pick for daily slamming wine.

I've been treated by the owner of the store

>>18946469
>>18946472
>not going to wegmans and buying the cheapest highest ABV wine
ngmi

>>18946472
>not slamming red for all the magic polyphenols

>>18946482
>>18946522
Red wine, sweet wine, and bottom shelf hobo wine all give you far worse hangovers than the crisp dry quality of barefoot pinot greej.

>>18946534
>hangovers
Were you trying to act cool in front of the steelbros with the "daily slamming" part?

You are like a little baby
Watch this

>>18946474
they didn't tell you?

>>18946370
Does it actually taste good though

>>18946461
>he doesn't know

>>18946317
prolly tons

>>18946317
Drinking has lost its fun for me. Used to guzzle 2 of those back to back and had a comfy buzz for a few hours. Now they just make me feel like shit.

>>18946469
>>18946472
>>18946482
>makes alcoholism easy

nothin personnel... kid...

>>18947136
>Forgot my pic

It's already won

>>18946559
Does it actually taste good though

>>18946317
i kno fuckin' tons

>>18946317
Saw steel and OE in classic glass torpedos instead of those gay plastic bottles recently.
Tasted sublime, both of them.
Even the lees, which are usually disgusting with steel, tasted decent.

>>18946469
Yo, what's up my fellow drinkers? Today I'm here to talk about my experience drinking a whole bottle of Barefoot Pinot Grigio. Let me tell you, it was a wild ride.

At first, I was like, "okay, this is just a light wine, nothing too crazy." But then, as I kept sipping, I started to feel it. That sweet, sweet nectar of the gods was flowing through my veins, and before I knew it, I was like, "wooo, this is hitting different!"

I don't know what it is about Barefoot Pinot Grigio, but it's like it gets better with each glass. I was starting to feel like a wine connoisseur, swirling my glass around and talking about notes of peach and apricot or whatever. And let me tell you, it went great with my cheese plate. But then, as I got deeper into the bottle, things started to get a little blurry.

Before I knew it, I was feeling loose and wild, and dancing around to some Fleetwood Mac like I was in a wine commercial or something. I'm not proud of some of the things I did that night, but hey, that's the power of the grape.

So, if you're looking for a good time and a solid buzz, I highly recommend Barefoot Pinot Grigio. But be warned, it's like the Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. Cheers!

>>18948023
Covers up deceptively well when mixed, but just a sip is downright nearly overpowering. It's great shock value at parties, adventurous or stupid sorts underestimate the power of the Polish danger bottle. I've never even seen it in the States

I like it for setting things on fire and going full schizo energy on some art piece

>>18948180
stop it now you freak
go
now

>>18948023
>96% alcohol
>taste
bruh that shit is in gases forum by the time it hits your tung

>>18946317
Fortunately nothing

>>18947021
you gotta step it up to 4 minimum
me well im up to 6 but thats my limit

Does anyone have the reddit pic of that one guy slumped backwards on his computer desk chair with a bunch of steel reserves, implying he either died or he's just hungover beyond reality?

Sleep tight, Steeler

>>18948454
Nevermind, found a slightly edited pic

>>18946317
I have the worst hangover every single time I drink these and I drink whiskey every night

>>18946370
I used to crush these, don't wanna go back to that

>>18946317
sleep tight steeler

>inb4 holla at my al/ck/ie bros
It’s all about the experiences.

>>18948253
kek

>>18948454
Is that what it implies to non-drinker eyes?

>>18948454

>>18948253
Male wine drinker here. It’s funny buying a good Bordeaux. I usually get asked who I’m buying it for, Wife? Mother? Sister? Surely it can’t be for yourself. Then when I tell it’s for me, I get a shocked look. They recover and decide to ‘play along’ with me. Then they start telling me lots of things I know I about wine.
It’s at this point, if I can be bothered, I go through their shelves and tell them all the ones I’ve tasted and why I like them or not. Which regions I prefer, big up Marlborough, and why I’m not a fan of Californian and 100% prefer Spanish.
Now is when I think they feel bad. Because they always offer me loads of samples. I can usually free taste like 4/5 different ones min on every visit.
Having said that met a really nice man last time through the airport who was giving out Schlumberger samples. We had a great chat. He was awesome.
Now girls at bars when you order a large white find you immediately intriguing. They watch you take a sip. I think they are waiting to see if you make a face. When you look pleased then they have their in to strike up a conversation.
I don’t know a lot of other male wine drinkers but I wish I did. I can only go on so many tasting sessions with girls.

>>18946469
Hey, that's what I used to make mushroom risotto yesterday.

>>18949630
You forgot to mention how much dick you suck.

>>18946317
Speak english you piece of shit.

>>18949630
Male housewife here. Chardonnay is the drink of choice while the wife is out with her boyfriend and of course I only drink after the cleaning is done.

>>18948454

>>18946317
too goddam much