/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18937450

Why do people feel the need to stuff their face... EVERY-SINGLE-TIME a holiday comes up?

double dosage

I woke up at 6am and yelled at my girlfriend for staying up all night. Probably going to kill myself later. Maybe I'll get a pack of spicy peanuts and a couple Mickey's bigmouths from the gas station.

>>18937450
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>>18937450
nothing I'm alone, fat and ugly.

Mushroom rissoto made by me, while I watch Beau Pere tonight, alone.

>>18937461
What's wrong with staying up all night?

Vegan summer rolls with a spicy cashew dipping sauce. She loves them.

>>18937450
tell your girlfriend (possibly male) nice bunny shirt

We're doin' a big batch of chicken tikka

>>18937490
Thank you anon, that was my gift

>>18937486
>vegan

>>18937541
My marinated pan-seared tofu tastes better than any meat you've ever cooked, faggot

>>18937456
That's not a lot of food on that plate dude

>>18937486
Looks horrible

I bought an expensive steak and my date just texted me saying she doesn't think we should see each other anymore

>>18937483
She suffers from schizophrenia and if she misses sleep she runs the risk of having an episode. Last time it was so bad she was hospitalized. She doesn't seem to get what me and her family went through, like she doesn't care and thinks she can just do whatever she wants anyway.

>>18937558
did you want to eat that steak with me instead?

>>18937456
I tend to stuff my face everyday, have to eat to live

>>18937559
that's rough buddy. In the words of The Antlers, who made an album about going through an abusive relationship: Some people can't be saved, and that burden's not on you.

>>18937450
Frozen pizza and a bottle of brandy.

>>18937565
It's not really abuse she just needs to stop being immature and understand she has limitations. You wouldn't except a diabetic to not take their insulin just because.

cute boyfriend

>>18937450
>What do you have for Valentine's day?

My hand + Thai porn

>>18937537
was it online? i want to buy one

>>18937566
Please don't binge drink tonight. It's just gross and brings out the worst in you.

doner kebab and psg vs bayern

Korean cold noodles, marinated ribeye, and shrimp mandu.

>>18937450
Texmex with my ex-girlfriend for lunch, a shitty shift at work while I stare at the cuties, and a lot of booze when I get home. Happy Valentine's y'all

Cold leftover Little Caesar's pizza and half a bottle of Wild Turkey 101 is what is waiting for me back home.

>>18937623
Are you going to have sex with your ex tonight

>>18937583
nope. i bought at the mall

>>18937623
>a lot of booze when I get home
Based

>>18937450
For dinner I'm gonna use my fancy hotdogs from my omaha steak box to make skyline coneys

Might order something for lunch through doordash since I got a coupon for them... I'm thinking Arby's or Long John silvers.

A fine selection of Tenga eggs stuffed with warm-feel lubricant, served alongside an Aneros anal massager and the finest loli guro doujinshi available. As for beverage, cum from my own dick, beaten raw.

>>18937486
might as well go to the park and munch on grass

>>18938045
Guarantee you're a fat fuck

>>18937450
Different Korean stuff

>>18937566
Based. Don’t listen to the other nerd. Get wasted and watch a movie bro.

>2 different women cancelled on me within the last week half an hour before our dates
>Very poor excuses both times
Leftover meat and beans shoved into a burrito is what I'm having, will read some punpun and keep up a guise that I'm doing alright

>>18937450
Wife is already bitching at me. We said no gifts then she went out and bought me stuff. I didnt buy anything good to make for dinner either. I hate this made up holliday

>>18937450
Pint of vodka and Little Caesars

>>18938034
That sounds fun!
Except for Loli guro

>>18938551
What did you get?

we make the traditional dinner of heart shaped papa murphy's pizza

chicago mix popcorn while enjoying a parasocial romance with my catboi fuehrer purrrfect valentines night uWu

>>18938726
>chicago mix popcorn
had to google it...

That's that retarded shit I keep seeing at the store... cheddar and caramel corn mixed together.

It sounds stupid. Please tell me at least that someone went to the effort of making cheddar popcorn and caramel popcorn and mixed it together... and didn't just buy some shit for like $4 at the store that you're excited about? Why even mention it otherwise?

>catboi fuehrer
You're a slut, aren't you?

Plantain chips and sour cream

>>18938738
chicago mix sounds disgusting until you try it, it is two flavors of popcorn that are mixed after. it’s 50/50, but I wish it was 2/3 cheese instead, we always have caramel corn left at the end

>>18938770
It's not that I think it's disgusting, it's that I think it is an entirely unimpressive product when purchased for a few bucks at the store.

Did you make caramel corn and then make cheddar popcorn and mix them together? That's pretty wholesome...

If you're excited about a $4 bag of shit somebody bought at the grocery store ... whatever... who cares?

>>18937607

Result

>>18938639
Oakley sunglasses. I have to do something for her

Chicken tacos and refried beans with the 45 guys I live with. Tonight we'll undoubtedly talk about relapse and ex's in group tonight, a pre-curfew workout and the obligatory sock wank before midnight bed checks.

>>18938776
>why not just make it?
you're retarded, this is a perfect example of a product that is not worth making at home. is $4 too expensive for you?

My valentine this year was getting more cigs after a month away

My son drew me this heart wearing a chef hat for Valentine's

>>18937548
>My marinated pan-seared tofu tastes
Ok
>better than any meat you've ever cooked
No
>faggot
No

Cheap bourbon, left over pork loin, and instant mashed potatoes.

>>18938839
Tell her it's not 2010 anymore and to quit bitching

>>18938833
What's that red green thing on the mid top? It kind of looks like something that washed up from an ocean.

If not careful that thing >>18938833 might turn into the smog monster.

>>18937558
More for you

All of it. Gone.

Leftover vegetable soup and a cheap bottle of wine to kill the crushing loneliness.

>>18937486
>Cashew
You know peanuts taste 60x better in a sauce and are cheaper?

>>18938863
Where are you? White collar prison? A massive halfway house? Rehab?

>>18939098
Very cute.

Made Chili

>>18940513
Looks like the dogshit my mother would make. Learn to make real chili, loser.

>>18940526
no

>>18940513
where's the beans?

>>18940513
is there a bean shortage or something

>>18937461
just going to leave this unrelated video here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF6Si36OqOY

>>18937450
an abundance of alcohol and marijuana by myself in my apartment after another soul crushing day in a torturous white collar job I do from home

Things aren't going well, but I made some pretty good quesadillas so it's not all terrible

>>18937450
A can of chili mac with some bread and a swig of orange juice from the carton

>>18940648
Why is your white collar job from home so torturous? You're doing it wrong

>>18939983
Peanut allergy

>>18939775
Coaster made out of resin.

>>18937476
>fat
Exactly, so you MUST have eaten something on Valentine’s.

Cock.

Every Valentine's day I dress up as a cute femboy and let all my single bros use me as their sex pet. Whatever they want

>>18937450
I had the sea bass, cooked perfectly. After I had my gf's pussy. It was a good day

We ain't do shit. Kinda hard when you have kids.

>>18937450
Valentacos adobos

Me and my fwb had strip steak, asparagus, salad, cheesey bread, and baklava, then we watched the xfiles and fucked until 5 am.