/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>18935151
Don't do that. Nobody cares about shitty webm threads anymore. Just stop.

>>18935279
I love those oranges.

>>18934954
>sea penis 3.webm
>3
Why do you have more than 1?

>>18934938
Is this proof that Italians aren't white?

>>18934938
I didn't know pizza dough could boomerang like that. That's pretty amazing.

>>18934927
These where never funny

>>18935344
https://youtu.be/wyLCd6_r0yU?t=55

>>18934927
I hate spoiled little faggots that waste food.

>>18934923
Shit's giving me cavities just watching it

>>18935279
Not an orange.

>here's your fine dining, bro

>>18935351
its probably a fake practice dough

>>18934954
thats what my stream looks like when I piss. like it's coming out 3 different streams.

>>18934927
Wait a minute that thumbnail........

>>18934938
The nature of monkey was... irrepressible!

>>18934938
huh

>>18938155
BOOBA

>>18938155
whats this cheese called

>>18938116
>Basque cake
>ingredients are in French

>>18935389
If they paid for it with their own money what the fuck do you care?

>>18940146
Because I'm hungry. I'm depleting non-renewable resources to shitpost on the internet and that's OK, but the frivolous use of a renewable resource that I could potentially eat makes my hungry tummy sad.

>>18935262
bump

>>18934923
It's hard to read the letters at the beginning. What does it say? Shenmue furyaki?

>>18935262
They're the second most beloved general on /ck/ after the coffee one

>>18940265
>most beloved
>less than 20 posts in an entire day
k then

>>18935262

>>18935262
Bop

>>18935262
Nouger

>>18935262
Brostagma

>>18935262
Post a webm or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

>>18935262
Limewire was great

>>18935262
You

>>18935262
9/11

>>18935262
I

>>18934923
That's literally just soy sauce filled with sugar. Traditional teriyaki uses only 1 part sugar, 2 parts soy sauce, 2 parts sake, 2 parts mirin.

>>18935262
Care

>>18934954
god I wish I were that sea penis

>>18940262
It says Salmon Teriyaki. You might wanna get your eyes/monitor checked, I can read it from the thumbnail.

>>18941483
How? With the help of your 18yo bf?

>>18941403
>to taste
Oh god the idiots on this board will shit them selves.

>>18941431

>>18941592

>>18938168
you fucker

>>18941594

>>18941560
Dude.

>>18934927
is that a Legalporno new scene?

>>18941560
Goddamn I hate europoops so much its unbelievable
where are the manners, I'd hang a big sign that forbids any trashy europoors coming in

wheres the chick making faces in front of the food truck ?

>>18935343
anon there are so many

>>18938155

>>18941689
>aww shucks better use my teeth to open this bacteria ridden skin
Disgusting

>>18941293
i don't remember this John Waters film

>>18938155
wtf is wrong with chinese people

>>18941293
I have watched cartel vids that were less revolting than this

>>18940127
The Basque part is burning the living fuck out of it

>>18941694
>city kids don't have an immune system
sad

>>18941149
How come I see fob chinks have close family bonds but I don't see that among Westernized Chinese in the West?

>>18941297
Do americans really?

>>18942000
clearly Germans do

>>18935262
wrong

>>18941922
the west is a machine designed to separate families and load the people up with debt

>>18941922
more space in the west. people are far apart. go to a western supermarket and see how spacious everything is. and those fobs are like in a village

>>18941263
The fuck. Why wouldn't you just slice it with a knife? Instead you've got to spend an hour ripping them to shreds with a paperclip.

>>18941293
New Jersey was a mistake

>>18941431
Is that guy getting a blowjob under the table?

>>18942023
Oh. I was wondering where my tenga got to.

>>18942248
Yeah what the fuck was that

>>18942155
im not taking the popcorn until you let me touch the belly

>>18941431
>"I'll have what he's having"

>>18940146
It's the principle.

>>18941285
Why does he have to give the guy one of those coke bottle tokens? Why can't he just go to the counter and say he wants a coke, hand over money and the guy gives him a card to insert?

He puts money into the other machine and he's not even the one who receives the card. I get not wanting to keep money in a vending machine but how they got to there is mind boggling.

>>18941504
No, I asked your mom last night. I wasn't even trying to be insulting.

>>18941483
Easiest bait ever

>>18942155
Look at all of the popcorn being wasted, around the counter and on the the ground. Just do your job you fat retard. If buddy was pulling that kind of nonsense at my movie joint I’d eject that buster.

>>18942239
like many of these it's meant to get your attention, the entire video is just escalating to something dumber so you keep watching it

>>18942758
maybe they thought having to walk back to the counter would hurt impulse buying since you have time to think "nah not today" if there was just a sign saying to ask at the clerk?

>>18939648
what the fuck is that thing

>>18943636
she got lupus

>>18943649
it's never lupus

>>18943636
from doom patrol show

>>18935353
remember when howtobasic made subtly funny/creepy videos but then went full faggot because zoomers liked it?

>>18943649
the patient needs more mouse bites

>>18942257

>>18942758
I suspect it ties into the "Share a Coke with [...]" ad campaign thing they were doing for a while, so, as you're shopping at the konbini you pick up the code card thing that looks like a bottle and take it up to the register with your other purchases where you then receive a "coke gift card" to give to a friend. This guy just kind of makes fun of it by buying a coke for himself so he has le funny video for the social mediums.

>>18937696
How do they do this every day without wanting to kill themselves? Imagine doing this every day every hour to entertain the Nouveau Riche who don't what do with their money?

>>18941780
How do they get out?

>>18941662
Theyre all Americans, silly jew

>>18942155
Thanks, I guess, but you completely drowned it in butter and spilled half the popcorn on the floor.

>>18943901
Try listening to the conversation here as a dish is being served for four minutes: https://youtube.com/watch?v=8EspmtCVgOo
It's amazing that there aren't more people being stabbed to death with plating tweezers.

>>18941703
I should try that at home

>>18941594
Guy's got himself a nice Yildiz over under. It's a great cheap option for a reliable first shotgun. My local academy has them for $499. Thanks for reading my blog

>>18937696
imagine being reduced from a top chef to playing a clown to entertain the rich

>>18941285
this is how the government in the netherlands work

>>18938196
holy SHIT I forgot all about that show, I loved Monkey as a kid

>>18941662
ice_poseidon and his faggot friends are all americans

>>18941256
what's the point of the glove when he keeps picking up the bread with his right hand

>>18941689
>ripping of the fur so rough that it's unusable afterwards
>stressing the meat to a point that it will taste sour

no, i'd rather use tools to skin and slaughter a hare. like we do in europe.

>>18942155
imagine all the mess on the ground
imagine the time saved if he would do it normally
imagine his sweat dripping into the popcorn tray

fucking americans

>>18944222
can't wait for the war with these fucks

>>18944222
wtf is in that glass that makes them trash around

>>18944253
I'm pretty sure it was already dead mate.

>>18944286
yea it's allready dead.
you can still damage the fur when it's dead
you can still stress the meat when the animal is dead

>>18938155
Arabs are secretly made of cheese??? Whaaat?

>>18944241
He keeps rubbing the barehanded part of the bread on the meat. The heat of the meat cooks the hand microbes, so it's fine.

>>18934927
people who do this watched family guy and thought it was funny too

>>18944265
It's hot oil

>>18941403
>>18941588
wyppipo be like "too spicy" lmao ded 100 xD

>>18944399
This is awesome I want to serve it to my guests at the castle on my barony.

>>18934923
>black hand
weebum discarded

>>18942155
the movie is starting, the ads are already over. just give me the popcorn you good for nothing lardass, you dropping it all over the floor with your faggy dance

>>18943709
that one time it was lupus

>>18944455
Why not buy your concessions before the movie starts?

>>18942155
the popcorn are already salty, that much butter is a recipe for heart attack

>>18941293
whats the thing in the can?

>>18944460
i like them freshly served

>>18944455
It's too late to eat popcorn when the feature starts playing. Only jerks sit there munching away while people are trying to listen to the movie.

>>18944399
would

>>18944473
>butter
*butter-flavored mystery oil

>>18944257
Fuck I hate comblock apartments.

>>18945309
OKAY TO GO...
IM...
OKAY... TO GO

>>18939745
motal cheese AFAIK

>>18944533
chew with your mouth closed you cunt

>>18945309
>not chickengyro.webm

>>18945309
They're training it to become an astronaut.

>>18941780
>having a family of fish there to show off while admitting to contaminate their water every fucking second

fucking humanity, we deserve covid and all the shit that's coming next

>>18944232
believe it or not it was rebooted by netflix like 3 years ago

>>18943636
an extremely coded esoteric reference to 80s gay culture and drag queens in britain
im not even making this up

>>18941798
Made me laugh

>>18937696
Can i take a shit on it too?

>>18943164
>Look at all of the popcorn being wasted
WHO THE HELL CARES IT'S STARCH NO FOOD VALUE~!

>>18942155
popcorn chad

>>18944257
someone is sick of her shit.

>>18946466
YOU AREN'T OF ANY VALUE NEITHER

>>18944399
not sure i'd eat that from the home of BSE

>>18944102
Holy fuck these people are insufferable. I watched The Menu recently and thought it was exaggerating but these fags are worse than anything in the movie.

>>18941293
Now THAT is a Sloppa

>>18945309
I love Event Horizon so much.

>>18941149
cute kids

>>18941256
how does he get out?

>>18944257
>girl only knows how to cook instant pancake
>because she's attractive guy marries her and eats pancakes for the rest of his life
?

>>18944102
Damn that looks delicious.

>>18940353
Boy is your face red[dit]

>>18945933
Those are spaghetti os

>>18941156
jej

>>18941635
>>18941662
>>18944050
>chad just eating how he pleases
>you seething because he's not eating the way you'd like him to
kek

>>18934923
>allow sauce to reduce a bit
>leave salmon in pan with sauce while it's boiling down
>enjoy your dried out overcooked salmon retard

>>18945309
>biblically accurate chicken

>>18946811
That's Jack's blood type.

>>18937696
Important to note that grant achatz developed this bullshit while he had no sense of taste because of mouth cancer. He had to make a spectacle out of his "food" because he didn't even know if the shit even tasted good

>>18944265
Vinegar. Don't listen to >>18944398; you really think hot oil would be safe in a thin glass like that?

>>18938196
Kek!

>>18947247
Yes, the centipede becomes stiff from vinegar and she blows on it before eating because that will somehow reduce the acidity.

You're a genius anon, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You definitely aren't below average.

>>18938131
Ice cream?

>>18935262

>>18942395
hes just realised how much this is costing him

>>18947272
>falling for the "vinegar is acidic" meme just because it's partially composed of acetic acid
Strike fucking two

>>18938113
>ja/ck/bros… I…

>>18946505
Based chugster

>>18941301
Do Americans really?

>>18941592
The precision...

>>18947493
There is nothing he cannot chug.

>>18941922
>Westernized
There's your answer

>>18947417
It's over

>>18941297
german
>>18941293
russian

>>18941922
The type of people inclined to emigrate from their homeland have no love of family and tradition. It is in their nature to be mercenary and self-serving.

>>18945309
Third chevron, locked in

>>18944102
Lasted about 2% seconds, even if I had all the money in the world i wouldn't eat this shit or be around these people

>>18947417
Lmao good.

>>18944102
This is very cute. They're so excited to be there that they're babbling and barely know what they're saying.

>>18944129
Thanks, been wanting an o/u for getting delicious pheasant but was put off by the prices

>>18944222
So beautiful! Cute asian chicks eating disgusting bugs is my favorite genre of webm.

>>18948875

>>18948881
:(
should've dipped it in vinegar first

>>18948197
>>18946505
Dis nigga has a stronger sense of self than anybody else on youtube.

>>18945546
Shut the fuck up you crybaby faggot, it's a fucking goldfosh. Do you cry at literally fucking everything? Actually kill yourself to stop any future damage you do.

>>18943164
You can literally throw out half, and make a massive profit. The return on popcorn is absurd. You'd be a retard as a manager if his performance is selling extra, and you boot him because he wasted a grand total of $0.72 of starch this month, you actual mouth breathing retard.

>>18942201
Actually niggers stole most of that from Appalachians. But, of course, Jung was a fuckwit, so...

>>18948197
Garmonbozia

>>18949263
h-hot

>>18949293
dawg

>>18942155
based

>>18949263
I'd eat that

>>18947417
How many strokes is that now? Three? Four?

>>18941592
The egg is so out of place on the burger

>>18948985
imagine me quoting what you said with a raging wojak picture

>>18935389
Doesn't HTB use expired food?

>>18945564
I missed /cock/

>>18934938
Pizza is a paid actor

>>18948881
Thats what they deserve for eating them alive like a beast of the land.

>>18937696
>it would be $150 plus tip

>>18950082
how does beef heart taste like?i've seen videos where it basically looks like steaks

>>18950091
Imagine a wojak pointing to the poor injured goldfish and talking about how much he hates humanity.
That's you. I win.

>>18949384
I always assume if a waitress wants to mess with me they would make the guys do gross stuff to the food, otherwise they are doing something people pay extra for

>>18941256
why is he shaving the meat? :(

>>18941290
Who broke that cows titty?

>>18946780
>girl only knows how to make pancakes so that means the guy will only ever eat pancakes
??? are you a slow-in-the-mind?

>>18945564
Are these Smiths lyrics?

>>18947247
I don't think it's safe to be eating live centipedes to begin with so a glass of hot oil isn't in any way off the table

>>18946780
Sounds like the dream to me desu

what a shitty webm thread

>>18951394
shiet the egg fort king needa eat more eggs and do more lifts imo look at them measly lil arms n shiet damn

plus he looks unhappy i bet he probably wish he was doin something else maybe cooking chicken #65?

>>18951428
No one tells the king of the egg fort what he needs to do

>>18941389
Sweet, a proper vegan dish without any nasty-ass substitutes.
Take note, soyfuckers.

>>18951529
That pan is ice cold

>>18947417
This retard survives several strokes, but my friend's father, with no known cardiovascular/heart disease or even condition, dies of a stroke after a possible medical malpractice at the age of 58.

>>18935262
bump

>>18940127
Basques bitches have been submitted into speaking French lmao

>>18951758
Do you believe the webm is from a cooking show

>>18934927
>"I think im ready to settle down"

>>18948648
Americans on German tv. Of course they're American. Don't kid yourself.

>>18951351
WAT?

>>18950170
More like 750.

>>18951351
Other than the plastic bag it looks pretty good

>>18941703
Wtf? How?
What nippon magic is this?!

>>18941922
because those videos are chinese propaganda

>>18941431
>que mierda esta haciendo este boludo, por que se esta robando mis huesitos?

>>18941431
i like it reversed

>>18952336
There's a large layer of cool water at the bottom, and the heating element is in the middle of the oil layer. The layer where they meet is about 55˚C apparently, so the added water just falls through the oil rather than landing on the heated bottom and exploding like in a normal fryer. I don't really know why there isn't at least some bubbling, but ￣\_(ツ)_/￣.

>>18945447
This post is over an hour old, just wanted to know I got your reference. Matthew McConaughey acting at being blind by never looking at his hands is the best part of that movie.

>>18941299
1:1 Mirin, Sake, Soy, Sugar
Some onion, ginger and garlic, and then reduce, strain and chill.

By volume. I'm sure you can reduce the sugar but that's how I've always made it.

>>18952800
Ayyy. Contact's one of my favourite films, it's got so many great moments, like that impossible mirror shot in the opening.

>>18934927
I should call her...

>>18950189
it pretty much tastes like steak, but it's really lean and firm without being tough or dry. it's good, i really like it

>>18951394
>33s in
>ties to solve the lament configuration that keeps him trapped in egg fort for eternity

>>18951085
it had a 5 o'clock shadow

>>18952036
Jack has God on his side.

>>18953252
more like God wants him to suffer

>>18941431
this guy is so drunk

>>18948881
>>18941430

>>18954021
Anyone else see with movie? kek

>>18953536
haha yes drunk

>>18952100
they look like ovaries. god that's so hot

>>18949644
what a way to go

>>18934927
This feels like one of those videos an acquaintance would shove In your face and force you to watch on their phone for a solid uncomfortable minute while they snickered and chortled to themselves while you have to pretend to laugh to it.

>>18954825

>>18942155
lol how does he get out? XD

>>18948881
Based Octopus beaking her before he died.

>>18954825
i've had this exact experience but it was a 15 minute video and bro was showing it to me at walmart. like i was a captive audience holding his phone in the checkout lane watching some weird shit while he was carrying on like "aint that shit wild yo"
i hate phones

>>18951398
The WebM that broke incels.

>>18951592
Remove the sugar bread and the sugar sauces and it's actually fine.
Meat and cheese is a winning match.

>>18941256
Wtf animal is that?

>>18934927
modern porn in a nutshell

>>18952036
But imagine how bad it could have been if he wasn’t vaccinated.

Could anyone hook me up with some Yuka Konishita webms, that cute Japanese girl who can just eat stupidly large amounts of food due to her unnaturally stretchy stomach? I know we have a few floating around.
https://youtu.be/jfFD1c2H9Ek

Like there's a webm of this, right?

>>18955609
I don’t see her swallowing any of that

>>18934924
>Completely soaked through with coffee

>>18955636
I don't think I get it. That's what you do to ladyfingers for tiramisu. That's how it works.
I had tiramisu last night while high and it was fucking incredible.

>>18955648
The point is the image taken from babish's video where he claims it's soaked through shows that it's barely touched the surface.
You're supposed to thoroughly dunk the ladyfingers in coffee, he brushed a couple teaspoons on top

>>18955662
Ohh, so he violently fucked it up. I getcha. That's pretty embarrassing.

>>18934938
Based monkey king

>>18941149
young egg prince in training at the royal court, preparing himself for his eventual entombment

>>18955097
Literally broke my inceldom. I got so frustrated watching it that I finally went to a bar near closing time and picked up any old thing who was running out of options. She was ok, but I don't think I'll do that again.

>>18951398
why was this posted during the world cup so much?

>>18955097
>>18955904
I don't even get it. Do you have to know who she is or be from Brazil to understand it?

>>18955973
its two drunk girls buying food from a truck in brooklyn what is there to get

>>18955981
>what is there to get
why it makes so many people seethe and is buckbreaking incels

>>18955987
good question, maybe people don't know latinas that well? she's pretty but if you start dating her you'll go deaf and she'll hang around the trashiest people she can find

>>18955616
you will never see a woman swallow

>>18954825
>>18954924
Here's a tip: next time don't pretend that it's funny. Instead, visibly show how disinterested you are in their video so that they think twice about showing you more uninteresting and unfunny videos. If you have a cat, use it for reference.

>>18956109
>If you have a cat, use it for reference.
My cat used to watch me play video games. He liked TV

>>18935262

>>18934938
>water
>earth
>fire
>dough

>>18944102

>>18949263
Ew, ketchup

>>18956704
What the hell did Howie Mandel and David Draiman do to her?

>>18937696
>forking food into your mouth becomes monotonous
>how do we break that?
>throw the food onto a wider plate and still proceed to fork the food into your mouth
How about blend it and ingest it through a fucking drip you pretentious faggot.

>>18941293
She looks just like the stuff she eats.

>>18944399
Todd Howard?

>>18949263
updog

I need that webm where the fast food guy stacks fries, meat and 10 sauces in endless layers. Kapsalon, but worse...

>>18956704
Do you get a free dessert when this happens to you?

>>18957010
looks like he got several

>>18952765
>sets the kitchen on fire

>>18952765
What's the point of this other than being one wagie mistake away from being a fire bomb?

>>18957181
Their marketing says it keeps the oil cleaner so you don't need to replace it as often.

>>18957209
oh, i get it. so the gunk just falls through, down through the water and out of the way of the useful oil, where it would have just kept cooking until someone strained it. pretty neat.

>>18942166
thank you jfc this is the first time I have heard another person admit this. Where are you from?

>>18957400
>believing 4chan shitposters
The education in your third world country is awful.

>>18957407
I live in the West and I have experienced this firsthand. Your reply is a massive cope.

>>18955648
You had a lot more than that big boy. ;-)

>>18951758
Yeah I don't think he wants to melt her ass cheeks closed.

>>18957407
He's not wrong.

>>18951158
Yes, from Asleep

>>18941627
How can a non-Jap watch these? Their variety shows look so entertaining.

>>18949644
what a power move

>>18934927
>A living being died to make this video with it's corpse

>>18955987
Because she's a cute woman and seems happy. That is unacceptable to some

>>18941299
mirin is already plenty sweet, even before reducing.

>>18934927
Was always keks how triggered this board got over these.

>>18955385
cute