/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Because getting a little tipsy and shitposting is fun

Bumping your own thread is bannable and you could also get your other funny posts deleted.

>>18927762
because they're drunk, duh

>>18927762
these things are great for the convenience

>>18927764
I like to drunk drive-by shitpost every single board in order. Just click one of the links at the bottom of the board, scroll the first page until i see a post I can impulse reply something insulting to, post it and move on to the next board. /a/ and /c/ obviously get the most abuse out of this because I'll typically get bored and stop before I make it through the whole list.

>>18927816
this is what makes this site what it is

>>18927816
Doing gods work

>>18927762
>And then just let them die like they don't care or nuffin
im sorry i passed out and it was 404ed when i woke up

I sometimes shitpost here when drunk because I have a very bad habit of getting hungry when I drink, and this is one of few places where I can be drunk and talk about food.
The vast majority of the time I try to make seriousposts here, though.

>>18927798
The turkey ones kick ass. Idk why I prefer them to the porches but I do.

>>18927816
Doesn't the paper and origami shits have a thread thats like 10 years old? I wonder if your drunkass is preserved there.

>>18927762
passed out

Bc it's just 4chan, it's not that serious

>>18927998

Do they?

I've gotten drunk and shitposted too many times, mostly on different boards though. It sucks when you wake up with a 3 day vacation though

>>18928079
I think..

>>18927998
>>18928079
They did a few years ago, but it will be gone by now. They usually have a few 5 to 7 year old threads, though.

>>18927998
based /qa/ systematically raided every slow board and chan they could find to permanently 404 threads like that

>>18928095
>. It sucks when you wake up with a 3 day vacation though
i got a 30day because i had /b/ and /ck/ tabs open and accidentally posted a webm of a guy eating out a chicken on /ck/, i guess it was kinda on topic

>>18928095
>>18928232
My first permanent ban was for posting Chris Hansen in a jailbait thread. That was my only post in that thread.

This site and its moderation is shit, especially /ck/ which is moderated by some tr/a/nny mod. Imagine waiting out your bans on this shithole federal honeypot.

>>18927998
a few months ago (maybe a year) there was a thread here that lasted over a month which is pretty long nowadays unlike the early days were you could communicate faster with homing pidgins

>>18927816
this
i love seeing the replies i get

>>18927816
Going to start doing this.

>>18928095
I love getting banned. It makes me feel like doing my part

>>18927762
>click on a random thread in the catalogue I haven't read
>It tells me I have several (You)'s
lmao

>>18927798
Wow they have a freezer section in one of the dollar trees near me. I need to see if they still have those

>>18927816
incredibly based drunkposter

Im drunk right now and rather than make a thread I guess i ask this one. Do I make Crab Legs with Corn, Ribeye (Medium Well) and Green beans, or Bacon with Biscuits?

>>18929419
Rib eye and BEANS.

>>18929419
Do the ribeye with biscuits and make bacon and green beans in a crockpot with cornbread another time.

>>18927762
What is that image of? Pre made breakfast? I'd be down to pre make a week of breakfasts.

>>18929546
It's a snack box for a cat

>>18927762
why do sober people make threads here

>>18927762
posting is easier when drunk. otherwise I worry too much about it. also never returning to my posts helps me stay safe from my own autism.

>>18929584
kek, good question
possibly they represent that portion of the populace that doesn't drink at all

>>18930183
you might actually be me, anon