/ck/ - Food & Cooking

cook them

>>18919887
eat them

Good for making stock.

>>18919889
>>18919890
hmmm, you sure?

I could demolish all of those roasted with some sweet chili sauce

>>18919887
They’re best soaked in something overnight. I never feel like I can get the flavor to penetrate otherwise. Bretty good fried

>>18919887
>roast (dry or glaze)
>deep fry or pan fry
>debone and grind or chop for multiple uses
>make stock

>>18919887
Make a lovely asian style chicken stock with them.

4lbs of drumsticks
4ish chopped green onions
1 bulb of garlic cut in half or less if you want
2 inch piece of ginger sliced
17 cups of water

Pressure cook for 45 minutes minimum, or 5-6 hours simmered.

>>18919887
Stick them up your ass

play the drums

>>18919887
:D

>>18919887
I smoked drumsticks yesterday, and then seared BBQ sauce on them
They were pretty good

>>18919887
buttplug

>>18919887
Freeze them. You must wrap them individually and then place them in an airtight freezerbag together after. Then you can wait 2 months and cram them up your arse.

Drumsticks are always cheap because hot ones faggot Normie's just get wings to pair with their gentlesir hot sauce. I ALWAYS buy drumsticks like a chad

>>18920387
That's the face I make whenever I see ye mum. Nice woman.

>>18920387
What are people doing with the meat removed with this meme style?

>>18920788
The cartilage and large tendon removed goes in stock, I IQF the skins and do various things with them. They can also go in stock, or they can be chicken-fried. They can be chopped up and added to mince. I have a couple dozen in my freezer right now I'm going to try roasting them so they come out crispy.
>meme style
It's not though. There are multiple advantages to prepping them this way. At the most basic level, both the meat and the skins turn out better if you cook them separately.

>>18920788
Don't trust that guy. He is a thief, sodomite, narcissist, and worst of all he demands for pictures of other men's bodies when he gets mad.

Don't ever accept any of his challenges. He is far too emotional, and pretentious to ever hope for objectivity or fairness. If you make something objectively better than him he will either find the smallest flaw, or pretend what you made isn't good by his weak and unfathomably tastelet standards.

He also loves your mom jokes, so it is important to always respond to him with at least one your mom joke.

>>18920877
this lady has some sort of weird crush on me it's sort of adorable

>>18919887
ramen
chicken & corn soup.
I hate drums so I only ever cook them in ways where the meat is easily separated.

>>18920901
>cook them in ways where the meat is easily separated.
>>18920387
This is the main reason I do em like this, and then I have a thing of meats in my fridge for later to make burritos or soup or whatever.

>>18920898
DUDE!! I was just talking to your dad about this. We were talking about freak bitches we anally devastate, and I said

"this lady has some sort of weird crush on me it's sort of adorable"

Then I pointed to her flicking her bean while eating large bites out of a 5lb block of cheese on the couch! Your dad said I could fist her, but only if he could watch. I can fit both of my arms up to the elbow right into that gaping, filthy, and oh so addictive butthole. We are working towards fitting a basketball in there. Dry!

>>18920788
Look at this. The dude is so far up his own ass he called an eyeballed pie crust recipe cut into squares was god tier baking. I would never trust a single thing out of someone like that. If he shit on a plate and sprinkled somd parsley on top he would gladly eat it because in his own puny brain everything he does is perfection.

>>18920788
WORLD CLASS PASTRY BROS!!!! HE'S A PASTRY GOD LMFAO.

>>18920924
you could cram the deflated ball and then inflate it

>>18920924
lol
>>18920953
Can you not stink up other people's threads with your obsession over me, please?

>>18920964
That's such a good idea I will try it with her tommorow night! I don't think I'm going to let his dad watch. Might even try it with two basketballs. YOGA BALL WILL BE THE ULTIMATE GOAL FOR HIS MUM'S ANAL EXPANSIONS!! WE WILL SUCCEED!

>>18920965
Bud, I'm just warning everyone to avoid your advice like the plague. It's my civic duty.

>>18920991
OK well have fun with that, I'm going to ignore you now and always in other peoples threads from now on. You're welcome to find my thread and shitpost in there if you want me to respond.

Also, as a parting comment...
>YOGA BALL WILL BE THE ULTIMATE GOAL FOR HIS MUM'S ANAL EXPANSIONS!! WE WILL SUCCEED!
He was talking about you.

>>18920991
you could cut off one of her tits and make sausages then feed them to him

>>18921012
Will do. You absolutely deserve it mr.piecrust.

>>18921024
You know... I've been wanting to get a sausage maker. This could be a wonderful excuse to get one! One of his mum's most sick kinks is body mutilation. Thick needles through her tits, using a razor blade to slice pieces of her labia, I even cut the first joint of her pink off and shoved it into her urethra. You could not believe how high on meth and heroin she was.

His dad loves sausage of ALL kinds. Should I tell him after he finishes sucking down his sausage? Bro, I gotta say you have some wonderful ideas. You wanna join tommorow?

>>18919887
Make chicken adobo for your chunky pinay GF :)

>>18920460
>BBQ sauce
>>18920460
>pretty good
pick one

>>18920924
>Dry!

>>18919887
Some Aussiebro posted this to me the other day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzJN6wibTf0

If you don't want to cook them bone-in as drums, the affordable price still warrants deboning them. Just don't throw the bones out!

>>18920537
>Nice woman.
Fucking no such thing. women clutter your life with useless shit and that's it. they're retarded consumers the lot of em. tell them specifically
>I don't want or need x shit at all and prefer to not have shit on my counters that make it 5 seconds harder to clean them
proceeds to buy you exactly what you told her you don't need and the bullshit "nicknacks" you specifically told them you don't want or need making your life exponentially harder and more expensive.
honesty fuck women. deep down all the way to the surface I hate them. then they'll tell you it's you that doesn't listen . to the core women are Satan . first the jew, then the women all into the oven I fucking hate women

>>18921075
Mr.Piecrust's mum would change your mind for atleast one woman. She gets turned on when you slap her in the face for talking too much. The harder the better, and that's coming from her, not me! Our relationship is entirely based around body mutilation, pain play, and anal expansion. How could you not love a woman like that?

>>18921091
Idk who the fuck you're talking about and snacking bitches doesn't solve the problem. fact of the matter is I've got enough shit to last several lifetimes especially bedings still sitting in their own original packages I've stuffed under my bed to be out of site that I can't throw out because just like my current shit they're perfectly good but my shit gets lost under 5he bed and it takes me an hour of searching the fucking house to find it because oh shit,they decided to clutter that entire space as well with bullshit nobody cares about.
>but it looks lived in
that means
>it looks atrocious and messy
I fucking hate women. all the way from core to skin I despise them

>>18921117
Are you gay, bro?

Are you coming out in this dude's chicken leg request thread?

>>18919887
Throw them on a charcoal grill baste in Italian dressing

>>18921125
baste and good-pilled italian dressing bro

>>18921117
Why do you care so much about the domestic side of home ownership/live in partner? A real man has his own shop the woman is not allowed in where he keeps all the shit he doesn't want fucked with.

>>18919887
Rub with some spice mix and bake.

>>18919887
I bake them for 25 minutes, brush some teriyaki sauce on them, and back in for another 5 minutes.
Then eat it with whatever sides you like. Rice and vegetables or maybe mashed potatoes and stuffing.

>>18921123
I fucking wish at this point but no, I just can't stand women. I lived with my divorced pop most of my life I could scrub that house top to bottom in about 3 hours while drinking heavily and listening to loud af music no big deal. move in with a woman it'll take you 3 hours to kinda make the kitchen look okay for the day cause they've cluddered it up with bullshit nobody needs or wants and they even call this bs nicknacks or whatever because now that it's got a name it has a reason to exist. it's bs, it's a waste of time and money and space only netting a more difficult life. fuck women I fucking can't stand this shit. yall are stronger men than I or perhaps more brainwashed

>>18921136
>A real man
first off fuck off right there I bet you're the same retard wondering what other people think about you because of what you're drinking. Protip, we're not. like I said I want simple no stress. I'll drink my cheap Miller and never think about you. I don't have that capability to stress that much it's not possible my tickers already bad both genetically and mostly because of my diet. argue my fucking points
do women make it more or less difficult to clean you kitchen for example?

>>18921146
I like to treat drumsticks similarly to thighs. You can just braise them in chingchong sauces and they'll come lut great.

>>18921146
You sound like the biggest bitch in the world. Why the fuck are you cleaning anything inside your house? That's her job you imbecile. You hate women, but you still scrub the grout with a toothbrush and then take your own submissive behavior, externalize it, and blame women for your own weakness. How fucking pathetic. You don't deserve to have a personal maid and you definitely do not deserve to have your genetics passed down. Now get back in the kitchen and get back to cleaning all of your mother's dildos.

>>18919887
Fashion them into a dragon dildo.

This thread has turned into the weirdest thread.

Chicken legs are based! You made a good purchase, my friend.

>>18921146
Women do love to clutter places up

>>18919887
There's some great spice blends you can marinate them in, or just add and then bake them at like 250-300 until they are tender.

>>18921168
Ayyyy, I got a freak bitch we could test that out on. How big is it?

I wonder how long until wing restaurants sell drumsticks like wings. Wingstop did thighs for a little while and I liked those better than the wings.

>>18921174
Blame this dude(>>18920387) it is 100% his fault.

>>18921181
I hope nobody catches on to how based legs are forever because they are cheap. Not just that, they taste good, and are really high in collagen. And if you eat enough of them, you'll start to be able to run really fast.

>>18921166
>You sound like the biggest bitch in the world. Why the fuck are you cleaning anything inside your house? That's her job you imbecile. You hate women, but you still scrub the grout with a toothbrush and then take your own submissive behavior, externalize it, and blame women for your own weakness. How fucking pathetic. You don't deserve to have a personal maid and you definitely do not deserve to have your genetics passed down. Now get back in the kitchen and get back to cleaning all of your mother's dildos.
lot of words to say you've never owned property
>>18921175
thank you. I do exaggerate of course but at least there's another actual man on this site that understands. I do thank you man I'm having a cold one in your anonymous name

>>18919887
Fry them and make some waffles, then take a nap
good Saturday morning

>>18921210
Chicken and waffles is indulgent.

>>18921208
Your argumentation is as pathetic as your behavior around the women you hate for dominating you. Lmfao.

I soak them in milk for 24 hours then do fried chicken. Best use for them.

>>18921225
>I soak them in milk
you mean buttermilk, right?

>>18921225
What do you think would happen if you used goat milk instead if moomoo milk?

>>18919887
Start a band

>>18921221
>Your argumentation
Oh you're retarded enough to think you're worth arguing with. I'm not arguing I'm screaming into the void. takes a real low iq to not understand the difference so I feel for you, I'm sure my next donation of canned goods will help you out

>>18921284
what kind of canned goods are you donating I might be interested

is there corns?

>>18921284
Lmao, bud. Is that your cope for exclaiming how pathetic you are? I'm on 20 acres with farm animals and all that good shit. Lemme guess... You live in a small box in the city crammed next to a bunch of other assholes and all you know how to do is bitch, bitch, and bitch some more?

>>18919887
whisk together lemon juice+olive oil+chili flakes+coarse salt+paprika, use mixture to coat drumsticks in a large bowl, lay them out on a high-lidded baking dish, cook at 375F for however long u want idk

make sure to flip them halfway through, make sure to make sure they've been left on the counter long enough to fully reach room-temp before cooking (bc of the bone)

>>18921294
actually this kinda pisses me off desu. idk what I'll donate yet but it definitely will not be canned veggies shits gross. it'll be shit I meant to use. but what pisses me off, why is it that I drive to work in my 08 civic with 180k miles that I count myself lucky to have but then on my test drives (mechanic) when I drive by the food bank nearby the line is packed with brandy new challengers chargers 1/2 ton pickups and shit like that? and why are the food drivers organized to do this shit between 9 and 5 during the week like if these people got a real job they'd objectively be loosing out on the gibs so why should they?stupid. I'm pretty sure it's because women can vote

>>18921322
and minced garlic as well* mb

>>18921327
I dunno dude, I own a 2004 honda civic hybrid and the dashboard is lit up like a christmas tree and it stinks every time I drive it.

>>18921305
I'm a differential specialist. just means mechanic really. can't imagine you know what a differential even is since youre bragging about how much you have anonymously. but no I avoid the city like the plague. remember that story about the bitch afraid of being away from the city? that's me but the other side of the coin, cities scare me. I'd say about 10 stories tall, if 2 buildings like that exist on the same block I'm uncomfortable there .

>>18919887
"Parking Lot Chicken" marinade.
https://clickinmyheels.com/2015/05/28/parking-lot-chicken/
Omit the butter, it just separates and floats to the top in the fridge. Maybe brush on some butter while you're cooking it.

>>18921336
lot 9f those lights aren't important. check engine mostly what you should care about .what's worse as a mechanic, I'm small time it's just me and another guy so I talk to customers, what really gets me is fucks in amg Mercedes complaining about our price like they're broke. I get it when a niggas actually broke I'm broke too I couldn't afford to pay a guy to keep my ride going and I'll even do shit cheap because I let my feels get the better of me in those situations. fucking have me check out your Mercedes and cry broke when I give you the quote? fuck I hate you to the core maybe more than I hate women

>>18921347
Fuck cities bro. I'm currently trying to find work just for room and board on any farm that will take me.

>>18921347
No shit I know what a differential is... I need to use the diff lock on my tractor occasionally. I wake up at 630 every morning to catch the sunrise from my kitchen. Sometimes the goats are out on that field there. My apologies, I'm just on one cause of that dweeb I was making fun of. I can always appreciate a city hater.

My view from the kitchen, yesterday morning.

>>18921363
ye the engine light and the light for the electric motor is on and it stinks like burning plastic every time I drive it

I paid 5k for it so whatever I'm gonna let it ride like almost every vehicle I've ever owned until it breaks down in traffic.

Pretty sure I got burned. I'm just a chef, though. I do have sort of an intense desire to murder the fucker who sold it to me, though... less than 3k miles on it...

The equivalent would be me feeding you 14 day old shellfish. The auto industry is fucked and maybe one day I'll just snap and well... nevermind all that...

>>18919887
Oh yeah, I forgot about my fifth drumstick suggestion. You can smoke them and they come out real good. 225 until they're nice and tender maybe a couple hours, then hit them with bbq sauce, and back on the grill for another hour if you like that sticky glaze on your drummies.

>>18921366
wish I could give you real advice but I was born suburb. I can tell you there's a lot of bikers out where I live hiring anyone that'll take the job to do construction type jobs. course they're methed up bikers, safety will not be a concern and shit. they generally hire guys straight out of county jail lookin for drugs desu it's not a real path. I wish you luck though. and I should say jobs out here are desperate as well. not enough to pay on your own maybe but you can her lucky and that does exist. otherwise people are lieing about nobody wants to hire them no you're not gonna jump in at 20 an hour but my heroin addict bro just broke into the electrician shit like 3 years ago after most of his life was in and out of jail. he's at 23ish an hour it's more than I make 12 years mechanic

>>18921375
that's a cool property you're parents are gonna hand ya good on ya.
>>18921376
engine light doesn't always mean anything either. your mechanic ever talk to you about it? for example evap is just emissions it's got nothing to do with how your car functions. it'll throw the check engine light anyway cause...I'm not gonna lie mechanics want you to panic so there lobbyist went in and politicians decided this emissions thing mattered and shit. it's way too late for me to explain that more deeply so I'll do the Tldr

how many professions exist?
can you understand them all completely?
so why not just advocate that your profession requires x y and z whether education, license, or at best forces service. be worth your time a lot more than trying to knock down everyone else advocating how their job should be law .

>>18921415
fuck in tired sometimes evap will fuck with how the car functions point is your car might be fine I gotta go to bed night niggas

>>18921417
also as a closing statement fuck I genuinely do hate women. like to the bone I hate them.

>>18921415
Don't be an apologist, bro. I appreciate you tryna make me feel better. Buying a car and having it turn into shit within 3k miles is absolutely comparable to me selling you rotten seafood...

Do you sell shitty busted ass cars that you bought on auction, did nothing to other than flash the warning lights so they went off? Yeah if you do, than don't ever complain about a chef selling you rotten shit. It's the same.

I wouldn't be so uptight about it except in your industry among your people it seems to me a pretty standard practice. It's not standard in my industry, as a chef, to sell people poison.

>>18921421
You forgot to post your drumstick recipe...

>/ck/ - Kazakhstani culture and drivetrain differentials

>>18921460
I'll post it for him.

Slice the chicken legs along the bottom and peel off the bottom tedons and cartilage. Don't be too concerned with how cleanly it comes off. Just take it off.

Next, pull the skin off. Save the skin for later. It's a valuable piece of food. We don't need it for this, though.

Next, rub down the sexy naked chicken legs with salt. Just salt. This is called dry brining. You're gonna let those legs sit for at least 24 hours in the fridge.

Later on, go ahead and spice them up however you like. We're gonna roast those sons of bitches. Do you know what roasting is?

Roasting is a form of cooking that involves indirect, dry heat. That means not letting it sit on a pan (direct heat) and not covering it in a pot or any other stupid bullshit. You want hot air whipping around your shit. This is not a saute. This is not a braise. This is roasting.

Shit, I've lost my place... I'm going to hit post and continue on...

>>18921484
The only thing people want from you is copies of the pictures you secretly took of ye mum when she was showering. Especially the ones where she's playing with the fat shit she always does when she bathes.

>>18921484
Here's what it should look like after you've prepped the legs for dry brining.

Dry brining just means salting the meat and letting it sit in the fridge for a day.

>>18921484
Sounds incredibly disgusting and one of the worst methods on this entire thread. To be completely honest it sounds like you think so highly of yourself you were never able to critically assess the disgusting failure that is your recipe, and continued making your claimed thousands of drumsticks in the same horrendous way you think is so perfect.

>>18921492
Look at you. You seriously think people don't know whaf dry brining is, and then you give the most idiotic and unhelpful explanation of what it is. Gross. Almost as gross as when ye mum forces me to shit on her chest and then she gobbles it all up with chopsticks.

>>18921492
Roasting is easy enough. For chicken legs, I recommend 425F on convection setting for 20 minutes, then flip for another 10 to 15 minutes.

>>18921305
Stop lying
what farm animals? where? do you need permits to raise them in such a small space?

>>18921504
Good morning everyone. God has decided that I should live another day.

I have decided that is everyone's problem.

>>18921505
Cows, goats, chickens. Central CA, that's one small section of the 20 acres, dork.

>>18921505
Lmao.

>>18921505
Fucking laughing my ass fucking off

>>18920387
Angry manlet cooklet

If life is so good why on 4chan?

>>18921505
My chicken coop and a double rainbow you freaking beotch.

Try making drumsticks with an immersion circulator at like 165 degrees. Try 2 or 3 hours. Add your absolute favorite spice and herbs. Make a sauce with the bag juices. I have an anove precision oven I use now, so I don't have to deal with people telling me I'm boiling food in plastic.

>>18921505
>>18921508
>>18921509
Alright well, these people are coping with stuff in their own way which has nothing to do with chicken legs....

I'm an expert at chicken legs and have cooked thousands of them. Plus I have described a pretty good chicken leg roasting technique. I have really only so much patience trying to teach people for free so if anyone has a problem quite frankly they can go fuck themselves.

Especially if you're not even willing to have an adult conversation in my thread and all you want to do is mess with other people's threads... eventually you will get banned for that again baby...

>>18921525
Shut up manlet try hard.

>>18921522
FUCK ME. Sorry, I forgot the image. I'm big enough to say sorry when I know I've made a mistake.

>>18921518
Are you asking me? I think 4chan is the purest form of social media, and I limit myself to having neutral to positive experiences on here. I have a lot of fun writing ye mum jokes, talking about, and sharing what I know about cooking.

Op. Add salt to make your drumsticks taste better.

>>18921531
>limit myself to bullshitting and having negative responses
Fixed that for you

>>18921525
You are seriously so fucking pathetic, and so fun to laugh at. I hope you know I'm going to make it a point to call you out everytime I see you, and I really hope I do. Expect a lot of ye mum jokes in your future. You know how I love them.

Your head is so far up your own ass it actually boggles my mind. Those wings look truly awful because I know you cooked them. I seriously hope people heed my warning and steer clear of Mr.Piecrusts "free" advice.

>>18921537
Well sorry, experiences is probably the wrong word. See if I'm mocking someone for being a pretentious dbag I'm enjoying that. I don't let myself feel anything negative from this site. Neutral to positive or I get off. Simple and easy rule for the internet.

carve the meat off them and make yakitori skewers

So anyway... chicken leg roasting...

It's pretty easy. You can do it with your home oven, it's best if you home oven has a convection setting. That's the best for roasting.

The definition of roasting is surrounding your food in hot, circulation, indirect heat. If you put in on a tray, the tray is direct heat. It heats up and fries part of the meat. You want your meat to be suspended as much as possible, and you want your heat source to be circulated as much as possible... that's what convection setting is. It's basically a fan that blows heated air around your oven.

>>18921509
>>18921512
>>18921514
>>18921531
>pretentious dbag?

>>18919887
OP I love salt and pepper drumsticks. Simple, delicious, and great for slathering in sauce.

>>18921525
Look at the posts you made in a previous thread dude. Are you legit autistic?

>>18920953
>>18920991
I FELT BAD FOR YOU AND WANTED TO COMPLIMENT YOUR FOOD! You got hyper aggressive because I didn't realize the master class pastry you made and wanted compliments on was fucking piecrust cut into squares(>>18920958)

WTF DUDE?

>>18921553
If you like costco rotisserie chicken, that is roasting. The chickens are suspended by a rotisserie device in a convection oven.

In many comercial restaurants, a roasted meat is hung or suspended in a large convection oven, and it's blasted by hot air. This is roasting... this is he definition of indirect heat.

Everything else might as well be pan-frying. Pan frying has it's place. For lake trout or whatever. Beef steaks are pretty good pan fried.

Roasting is a different thing.

>>18921555
Pretentious? Raising livestock and appreciating the beauty of nature? Lmfao. You know how often people give me shit for having dirty hands in my pictures?

I'm going to bed now. Ill be doing unfathomable things to ye mum in my lucid dreams.

Thanks for the laughs and entertainment.

>>18921564
Once you understand the basics about roasting, you can easily prepare many meats at home including chicken legs.

Roasting is actually one of the best techniques for prepare meats and vegetables!

Good luck! I've taught you all I can! Just remember!

Roasting = indirect heat.

You're golden baby! I love you!

>>18921566
My mom is dead, and you are a lying about all of this
get help

>>18921602
Don't listen to them they are upset at me and can't tell the difference between me and other people also they have not yet come to grips with the fact that she loves me...

We both even live in the same state. How rare is that?

>>18921602
Why do you think I'm lying to you after everything I've shown you? If you aren't mr.piecrust I'm sorry for confusing you with him. It is truly the greatest of all insults. I don't apologize for making ye mum jokes to people with dead mom's. It's out of principle.

I take pictures of the sunrise thay I think are cool, and share them with this cute hapa I've been talking to.

>>18921607
Ye mum makes love with a lot of people. You aren't special. She hates how you try to boss her around in the kitchen also. You should stop that.

>>18921607
Yeah that's right... I'm not exactly an idiot and I've seen plenty of PNW sunrises...

You could be my neighbor. If you could calm down a second maybe we could be irl pals...

If it starts becoming a competition though... I can post the same PNW skies on fire that you have photographed... Only a fool would not recognize it...

>>18921615
I'm not competing with anyone. I'm just showing you that I'm not lying. They're just nice pictures also..

>>18919887
Grill it

>>18921613
Thought you were going to bed
liar

>>18921621
>I'm not competing with anyone
I hope not. Because if you want to challenge me, I'll drive out to the top of Jory Hill right now and take my own photos of the exquisite sunrise that makes the sky look like it's on fire...

You never accepted any of my challenges... it's a bit ironic that even these photos are standard stuff because I live where you live...

Seriousy post body... I'm hella interested... are those demonic 3 horned goats yours?

>>18921634
I had to take one more peak. Sorry. Heres a picture of my cock for you to muse over while I snooze. Night.

>>18921645
Thats a real living chicken bro damn...

If you wanna cook it you gotta rip its feathers out and also murder it first?

>>18921638
Bro you gotta calm down, seriously. Your life will be so much better if you stop thinking everything is a competition.

I wake up, go to my kitchen, and take a picture out my window with my phone while I enjoy my morning coffee... If I wanted to take nice pictures I would use my 4x5 camera, or my professional dslr set up...

Can you stop asking to see my body? It's really creepy, and I already showed you my cock. ISN'T THAT GOOD ENOUGH?

>>18921651
Yes. He's special. I have 6 roosters thst aren't tho.

>>18921645
Small rooster

>>18921659
I recognize that mold....

Does it make you uncomfortable that I'm like a few miles away from you?

I can ride horses and milk cows and goats and chop the tops off roosters or chickens...

Are you not at all curioius about me?

>>18921659
>everything is a competition
>wake up and take pics out my window, I don't use the best cameras i have, but I do have them
good god , get over yourself

What was the gay cowboy movie called?

>>18921688
Brokeback Mountain lol

>>18921669
No.

>>18921684
Umm.. honey? That's what you call a strawman.