/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18917255
They obviously don't

Does this bother you?
and you are the all knowing of what ALL Americans do?

>>18917255
Not enough sugar.

>>18917255
We use mayonnaise.

The great betrayal of the 1770s continues to this very day in sandwiches

Funny how many threads are about Americans
Kind of flattering cuz we don't give a shit or take notice what everyone else does

I put butter in my bagel sandwiches.

Because we can afford mayonnaise?

>>18917287
>we don't give a shit or take notice what everyone else does
While you're not entirely wrong, you're playing into the stereotype of Americans being sheltered and ignorant while thinking they're better than everyone else. The truth is that the average (non-Southerner/red state) American is more cultured, more traveled, more knowledgeable of different cuisines and cultures, and just generally less xenophobic than almost anyone in Europe, or anywhere else on the planet. If you've been on /ck/ for more than a day you've probably seen someone post something along the lines of, "this board would be so much better if we range banned Americans". I implore you to stay up one night and browse /ck/. There's a few hours every night when yuros are just waking up and strayans are just getting home from school, when most Americans are asleep, and the board literally turns into /b/ 2.0. When they aren't shooting off one line throwaway forced memes all they talk about is kebabs. Imagine if the average American kid was fed nothing but hamburger helper, except once a month when their mom would take them to Panda Express to buy them a plate of orange chicken. Now imagine if every American never shut up about how good Panda Express orange chicken is, and even argued over which location makes the best orange chicken. That's how 90% of the non-Americans here talk about kebabs, and when they aren't talking about kebabs they'll post (e.g.) the same Ramsay grilled cheese image that was old 5 years ago with nothing but a "."

>>18917445
Yeah? Wish some of those average American tourists would show up in my area.

>>18917445
tl;dr lol

>>18917380
butter is almost twice the price of mayonnaise, try again

>>18917528
I guess that's why you'll always remain yuroPOOR.

We save our butter for our burgers and coffee

>>18917445

>>18917255
We use this Marie's Thousand Island instead of some cheap ass soy glop mayo.

>>18917689
That looks dry, see this post >>18917694

>>18917255
Without Marie's there's Chick-Fil-A sauce

>>18917255
Unlike you euroslobs we have a choice in the US.

>>18917711
what does this even mean?

>>18917732
Unlike euroslobs and asian insectoids we also have reading comprehension in the US, try it sometime.

They're already massive fatty fat fat fats, adding butter would collapse the foundations of the cardboard houses they live in.

>>18917740
You mean that I can't make Barbie houses out of my old poptart boxes anymore?