/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18912481
only when im hot and horny

>>18912481
flattest ass in western pop

>>18912481
i always do. germs aren't fucking real and the whole concept of germ theory isn't even plausible when you think about it for more than 30 seconds

>>18912494
Allows for deeper penetration

>>18912494
It was a different time. But good on her for not getting surgeries

>>18912507
This, desu. Good take.

>>18912481
stuff with shells like onions, garlic, pomegranate, sure

>>18912494
and thats a good thing

>>18912481
I do this all the time and cute grocery girls try to hide their annoyance at having to manhandle 7 tomatoes onto the scale but then I make a joke about saving the whales and they chill out and secretly love me for my principled outlook on life.
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What the fuck is that posture

>>18912549
The female equivalent to "the virgin" posture.

>>18912494
Yeah and it's great. She chose to reject ass culture.

>>18912558
>not wanting a big brapper to sleep on

>>18912481
I always do I never use those plastic bags because seems wasteful and also I don't wanna pay for the weight of the bag which, if added up over a lifetime, is probably at least $4 or $5.

>>18912481
I don't eat produce

>>18912566
The place I go to has those compostable bags.

>>18912643
Compostable as in paper or "compostable" as in breaks down into a billion microplastics?

>>18912497
Thank you my brother.
Have any of you niggers ever seen a germ?
I sure as fuck haven't, and if I cannot see something, that means it isn't fucking real.
Just like nuclear energy/weapons.
>But muh radiation!
Again, niggers, ever seen radiation?

>>18912555
I can guarantee she isn't.

I only use the bags when I'm getting low on polyethylene

>>18912494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJee9y01-tE

>>18912549
In real life she's a transsexual

>>18912755
Only if you count blowjobs and anal as real sex. It isn't.

>>18912481
I'm not poor enough to do my own grocery shopping

>>18912944
That honestly sounds like a very depressing life.

>>18912950
He's talking about ordering groceries on an app lol

>>18912950
Look at the bright side. People like you get to do it for me and appreciate the experience

>>18912494
big asses are overrated, every ass looks good when bent over. what makes an ass is the hips and legs/thighs and shes doin aight there.
hips > long legs > thighs > ass > feet > hands > tits.

when noones looking I blow my nose into my hands and rub it all into the eggplant at my C-town. I have allergies year round so I'm usually able to create a layer of sensible thickness
fuck eggplant, fucking disgusting useless vegetable for tasteless philistines

>>18912494
if you want ass go to negro rap, pop is the white man's domain

>>18914948
i guess im not so stupid after all
when i was a wee lad i noticed all the women white men revere as "hot" or "sexy" all had non existent asses .i thought it was a coincidence.i learned white men PREFER and SEEK out flat non existent asses in their female counterparts

>>18912751
>ever seen radiation
Umm anon do you know what light is?

>>18912494
aka perfect
flat, perky little butts with a nice thigh gap is peak womanhood
>>18912499
this anon knows whats up
you cant smash a chick from behind if she's got a fat ass.

>>18914973
not FLAT, just a small, cute butt

whether you focus on tits or ass is an almost infallible racial indicator

>>18914980
Yeah, it's light.

>>18912481
yea I don't care anymore

>>18913632
I was with you until you put tits below feet and hands. What the fuck.

>>18915090
probably just being a contrarian

>>18912497
>>18912751
Both of you are subhumans and probably have shit under your fingernails

>>18915049
Only stupid race obsessed faggots care about that shit. Real men like tits and ass. And if you disagree you're one of those race obsessed fags and should probably just fuck men

>>18913632
Whose that faggot holding hands with my Tae Tae

>>18915107
>real men
>invitation to homosexuality

if your mind goes there first you might be the one with something lurking deep down inside you

>>18912751
Top kek
>>18914980
>>18915106
Low IQ posters

>>18912481
It depends on whether I’m eating the skin and if I’m getting more than one.
For instance, oranges. Nobody buys one orange. So the bag just makes sense.
Every once in a while though, I’ll just buy a single onion, so why would I put it in a bag? Same with pineapple or coconut.

>>18915107
>Real men like legs and thigh gaps
fixed that for you

>>18915215
cocksucker

>>18912481
Imagine the smell

>>18915646
>That bruise on the back of her right leg from being made rough but sweet love to by bbc.

unffffffff

>>18915965
Your mom is very dissapointed with you.

>>18912494
>t. brainwashed by groid media

>>18915107
Shut up racist

>>18913632
This man knows what's up

>>18912494
i suspect she doesn't squat to poop

everyone should have a squatting stool

you should have Life Alert if you need a seat to poop

>>18912481
She always likes to pretend that she goes grocery shopping. She probably just throws the groceries away when she gets home. She only eats foods permitted by the god Moloch

>>18916006
>She only eats foods permitted by the god Moloch

>>18912499
>>18915040
Sorry about your small dick.

>>18912494
Don't care.

>>18912481
I rawdog it yes. I have a fantastic immune system and can't remember the last time I was sick for something that wasn't COVID

>>18916512
Sorry about your enslaved ancestors.