/ck/ - Food & Cooking

yes
>inb4 no

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>>18915801
What is a trader joes? I know its a grocery store, but whats their shtick?

>>18915801
Also this looks like it was built in an old walgreens

>>18915805
Demoralizing white conservatives and paving the way for the thousand year Jewish Reich.

Pretty good, yeah. Not where I do most of my shopping but I'll stop there every month or so and grab whatever looks good. Breaks my heart every time they stop selling something I love, though. Miss the cornbread crisps the most.

>>18915805
They mostly sell their own brand of stuff which is good quality at a decent price.

>>18915805
They sell mildly ethnic ready made food for middle class people to feel good about themselves

Based on what?

>>18915864
>>18915813
>>18915808
the best part about JOES is their employees are generally cute/decent to look at

>>18915912
They are usually young at least. Cute... sometimes. Sometimes you get stoner/granolaheads.

no but IM based :)

>>18915912
>he goes to stores because they have hot women
you sound like my dad

I worked at TJ's and we gang banged to dumbass soccer moms in the bread closet/oat locker

>>18916029
Your father is based and there is a reason he is a father and your an incel on 4chin.

>>18916239
he's not based he's a pervert

>>18915801
im baste

>>18915801
Every time I've been to Trader Joe's the other shoppers have been mean so I'm too scared to go there anymore. :(

>>18915801
>Traitor Joe's
every time...

>>18915805
They have fruits and veggies at a good price but their meats are way too expensive

these are so good

>>18916324
salmon is reasonably priced there

>>18915801
Black people don’t shop there for some reason so it’s usually a very pleasant shopping experience

>>18916240
says the incel fag.

>>18916398
I'm not an incel, my dad is pretty based you're right though

Never went there, never will. Who gives a fuck.

Trader joes looks awful. What horrifying architecture. Lets just say it’s secretly a place where cute Japanese girls and Canadian girls vore a portion of the customers. Make it’ll become canon. After all, god is real.


>>18915808
>>18915912
Conservates? They’re called accelerationists now.
The Jews broken egotrip is over.
People want real goodness and progress, not giant gimmicks. I get that Jews think stupid gimmicks are a real replacement for morals but you’re not going to make society a stupid gimmick too.

We’ve been post-scarcity the whole time.

>>18916504
meds

>>18915805
You know how supermarkets have their own brand of stuff that is sold for a cheaper price alongside the big-name brands, i.e. Walmart and Great-Value? Trader Joe's is like an entire store of that. Not to say that their products are cheap or poor quality, just that they own every brand of every item they carry.

>>18915801
wtf this is the exact Trader Joe's I go to. I wasn't sure until I read the filename. I'm never going there again.

>>18916504
>Lets just say it’s secretly a place where cute Japanese girls and Canadian girls vore a portion of the customers. Make it’ll become canon. After all, god is real.

>>18916504
Pic unrel?

>>18916580
So its just an upscale aldis.

Trader Joe's used to be my grocery store but Sprouts sells raw milk in CA so I haven't gone back since.

>>18916534
The only medication is your ilk being vored.

>>18916628
Like hey, yeah. Like how many of y’all are Christians. So many Americans know god is real.

The only power is love.

What if it’s really hot too and eliminates all the bad people. We can end the aggressive population of the remains of the union states.

Listen, I’m saying TRUE LOVE. What if it is TRULY perfect?
There will be short-stack hooters, goth girl tacos, Dixie pancake house, nazi psychedelic-sushi cannabis lounge.

Some people disappear who should disappear

No war happens

It’s all clean

All becomes free

Goodness and progress and utopia and eden prevail
Etc


>>18916857
Dixie is always related
It’s not just a pun that it’s heaven for incest etc. And I love it

>>18916504
>>18917092
So this guy posted this insane image in my thread and it had jack shit to do with anything, I reverse searched it and found this thread and these posts. Just some legitimate schizo who made this garbage and is half-assedly trying to shill it in random threads. Seeing this post made me realize that he also replied to his own post when nobody bit, because he said the same gibberish about post-scarcity. >>18917115 >>18917127
He also loves reddit spacing, as you can see.
Religious people act like this and then wonder why people are leaving religion en masse. Well, I feel confident that he doesn't actually believe in anything other than being as obnoxious a little shit as possible, but the positive to all this is that people like him always burn out quickly because even on this site, people just laugh him off and ignore him. That said, I know the gist Evangelical Christianity is basically just throwing out everything the Bible actually says and making up your own rules for what is good and what is bad, but if you'd actually read the Bible you'd know you're not doing a very good job of loving thy neighbor. Someone who's advocating for genocide and propping up Nazi and Confederate shit is a prime candidate for going straight to Hell. Which is why I don't think you really believe in God. If you were at all worried about the afterlife you would not be posting this vile shit.

>>18916390
despite being a trader himself, the black man fears the Trader

>>18915805
aldi's for hippies and wine aunts

>>18916906
Literally owned by Aldi, yes. It's exactly that model.

Pros
>relatively cheap
>lots of fun goodies and snacks you cant get anywhere else
>full of dumb hot girls I can ogle
>2 buck chuck

Cons
>extremely crowded almost always
>most shoppers look like NPR assholes
>store layout makes me anxious
>they rotate their goodies out so shits gone the next time I go
>gf likes shopping there and spends like $200 on dips and meme snacks she'll try once and then throw away

I also like it because I call it Trader's Joe in an autistic attempt to be funny and it pisses people off pretty good

>>18917336
Reddit spacing is a meme. Is the rest of your post pasta? Because it's just as incoherent as his posts. I mean, really, cring about le heckin religious people hurting your fee fees and making unrepentant sinners leave because they said homobuttfagism is still an abomination to an unchanging God, come on what is it, 2009?

The first trader joes I went to was full of jews so my family started calling it Trader Jews
they have nice frozen food I guess

>>18918206
why would you date a mongoloid?