/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18912312
Should cats be eating vegetables? I thought they were pure carnivores.

that cat likes his broccoli.

>>18912317
It's not ideal. That cat is going to have rank shits.

>>18912317
So are humans but ((they)) still insist we should be eating plants too

>>18912321
Cats can do what they want

>>18912323
Fiber is actually poisonous to humans. You’re not supposed to shit comfortably.

>>18912326
Cats exist on almost every continent, almost everywhere, and kill vermin at an insane rate. Disease spreaders like mice and rats can pass bacteria and viruses not only through their saliva and fasces they leave all over and in your food, but the urine they spray everywhere to mark their territory.

Cats killing off a massive amount of birds, insects, and rodents just to practice hunting and hone reflexes is probably the only reason we've survived. Give kitty good food, they protect not just your food, but maintain ecological balance.

>>18912317
that's not a cat, anon. Look carefully

literally me

>>18912323
humans are omnivores

>>18912339
Yes you are lol. Even on a carnivore schizo diet your shits are very comfortable. It’s all of the processed foods that are making your shits hurt.

>>18912424
Humans are like an Abrahms tank. We can take a variety of fuels to keep running, though it leaves us a little dirty. Still the best thing out there too. And tougher than most other machines. No it's not an ideal metaphor but still pretty damn good.

>>18912392
based

dogs too, dogs bark when danger is nearby to alert us, especially when we're sleeping. they also helped us in hunting for food and without dogs our human ancestors would've gotten a lot less protein.

always feed a stray dog or cat

>>18912392
I love cats, and take care of the family one.
But honestly, cats are now too numerous in the wild, and "too good" hunters, and kill too much small birds and small animals.
A cat won't kill a rat or a pidgin, but will kill smaller robins or mice related.
Feed your cat, sterilize it if possible, and don't let it roam free out.

>>18912516
I'm okay with neuter or spay, but I think that most breeds need outdoor space. Sadly a lot of them get killed due to the instinct of thinking the black asphalt is warm so it's a good place to nap, or it's a good idea to crawl up inside a car's engine too close to a belt that can turn on even when the vehicle is off, but I don't think they should be an indoor animal.

>>18912312
He's a very healthy young man.

>>18912561
Yeah, I think it too.
But you can (try to) keep it in your own garden.
I know it's sad, and I won't be able to restrict my cat movement if I had one (the family one is at my parent's). But it's something that should be done.

And, yes, I think it sad to keep a cat indoor, but on the other hand, I saw some "indoor cats" that never wanted to get outside.
Strange.

The human equivalent of a cat eating a plate of broccoli would literally be OP eating a cardboard box that his mom cut into bite sized pieces.

>>18912424
Maybe, but we still aren't supposed to eat man-made plants like broccoli that are full of toxins.

>>18912599
We are quickly moving outside of food and cooking. Some cats are highly intelligent, just not as social, and cannot communicate with us very well. Their hearing is different, and their vision is very strange. There is no point derailing the thread or board further. If your cat is behaving oddly, even in the kitchen or around your food, just understand it does not think like your or have the same senses. They don't even think like each other. They have shit vision up too, hence why they'll just knock things over. They want to know what it is.

I have a friend who has issues with his cat getting into his food and I cannot get it through his head that yelling or forcing the cat away does nothing. They don't think like we do.

kot

>>18912635
for me, it is the dodo bird desu

>>18912317
No, they're obligate carnivores. It means they need meat in their diet, not that they can't include other things.

>>18912605
your asshole wasn’t made to have cocks in it but you’re still surviving

>>18912657
has ham

>>18912738
No dumbshit. It means they're required to eat animals. It doesn't mean they can't add things in addition to.

fuck you broccoli

>>18912738
This is correct. People with extensions have probably already noticed my dumbshit post. It's hard to think on 11 hrs sleep over 3 days, sorry for the insult. Cat needs animal products but can eat other things, you are correct.

FUCK YOU BROCOLLI

>>18912819
where get choke slam kitty?

>>18912599
> I won't be able to restrict my cat movement
Just use leash
It works

>>18913022
I've heard rumors of them being the 152th in the Kanto region.

I like how 4chan's adoration of cats is one of the few things that has remained constant ever since the website's conception. Except for a few psychos here and there

>>18912657
That's a nice slommy i hope hes happy

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>>18913131
>Except for a few psychos here and there
/an/ literally has cat hate threads constantly

>>18912392
why are we allowing them to indoctrinate our cats????

Everyone is all "awww cute" but th reality is that that's a starving malnourished cat suffering the effects of a forced vegetarian diet.

>>18912312
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>>18913598
I love kitty cats! Hehehehehe!

Don't fuck with cats or I will dedicate a certain percentage of my time and willpower into finding and destroying you.

You have been warned!

>>18913631
t. gay escort who kills cats

>>18913644
no why would u say this

>>18913631

>>18913649
i know your game
same reason child murderers go on searches for said missing child

>>18913656
git outta here youse

It's over

>>18913875
Is that Meowur Dough?

>>18912392
They like to toy with mice and rats too much to kill them at an "insane" rate. Vermin know not to nest too close to wear cats piss, but beyond that cats do jack all for controlling the general population.

>>18913875
he has finally been baked mashallah

>>18914186
:3

>>18914007
I had a cat that never toyed with prey, it would just neck-snap them immediately. It didn’t seem to like killing small stuff however, and dedicated most of its outdoor time to hunting grackles by sitting in a raspberry bush and intercepting them when they swooped low (4 feet from the ground) under an apple tree. That cat also fought and lost to skunks rather consistently.

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>>18914650
Cats, dogs, birds, other animals; they all like water melon. That's because it's mostly water seasoned with a little sugar and is usually cooler than the environment.

>man-made plants like broccoli that are full of toxins.

i hate this board so fucking much

>>18914850
we hate you back, bud

>>18914850
If glucosinolates aren't toxins then please describe them using your own words. Take as long as you need.

>>18914894
condescension isn't a rhetorical device, bud.

>>18914986
nta, but it certainly is
its just not a valid form of argumentation

>>18912392
Imagine having sex with that little girl. So precious, would be awesome.

>>18912317
Cats eating corn is literally an asmr catagory

>>18914650
Who did it cuter?

Big steak

>>18915041
vile nonce

>>18915146
You can't report him for violating US law because of free speech, but trolling outside of /b/, low quality posts, and other options are on the table. He's not discussing food and cooking, nor the original topic, nor the current topic. He's hinting that he enjoys something that is a felony in most countries.

Anyways, post food and cats, report pedophiles.

>>18915167
why are speaking in third person ?

>>18915174
>why are speaking in third person ?
I wasn't aware I was. But we're on an anonymous board so people with an ego are severe faggots. And anyone with your grammar skills has no right to criticize.

>>18915180
why are you responding to obvious bait?

>>18915182
Don't know much about politics do you? You have to shut people down at least once otherwise people walk all over you. Point out it's retarded, then ignore it.

>>18915191
why are you still replying

>>18914986
>claims that glucosinolates aren't toxins
>asked to explain what they are if they're not toxins
>dodges the question
typical

>>18912317
It won't kill it but it really needs meat

>>18912401
>that's not a cat, anon. Look carefully
you can tell because its eating broccoli

>>18915195
why are you?

>>18912417
i love cats and percocet what a nice picture i'm having indian food for dinner i wish it were 2005 and i could go to the pain clinic and get my pills for my existential dread instead of fentanyl please god kill me

>>18915531
Lol you better get off that shit. My body started rejecting it when I got to a gram a day habit. My sinuses would scab up and swell shut and I'd have blood and pus leaking out of my nose. I had to start dissolving it on my tongue, because I didn't want to smoke it. Was an intenss withdrawal. I didn't sleep for 9 days and thought I was going to die, but I took kratom and it got rid of the shakes, anxiety and restlessness. Just don't use that for more than a week. Good luck faggot.

>>18915550
do you still use kratom? how is that stuff long term?

>>18915555
Fuck no, I didn't want another thing I have to take daily to function.

The high isn't even good. It's garbage as a recreational drug, especially if already you've soared the heavens on fentanyl. It was like magic for allowing my legs to stop kicking and twitching and allowing me to sleep, though.

Anyway, I'm about a year clean and I barely think about it anymore.

>>18912312
That is incredibly uncanny.

>>18915605
why?

>>18915555
>>18915579
Jesus kratom is shit even in low doses. I felt really comfortable when it was in my system, but it that night I was going through withdrawals. Remember, it's related to opium, so you're getting a mild buzz for some serious issues.

>>18915614
The man really loves his broccoli, steamed and tossed with butter and salt I could make myself sick with it. I prefer brussel sprouts slowly fried in butter butter until crispy and brown on the outside and just barely cooked, with garlic paste thrown in and stirred around at the last minute.

>>18912428
>shit just slides out of my ass
>no more will come
>relax
>feel my sphincter crimp a turd in half
>now I have to wipe half a turn out of my ass
haha cool diet haha

>>18915633
I was impacted from opioid induced constipation (I would've never fucked with heroin, pills or Fetty if someone had told me its a normal thing for junkies to dig fossilized shit out of their poor ravaged assholes every week), and would just dump like 5 tablespoons of kratom into hot water and slam it. Did the whole big bag in 3 days, and because it just sat in my intestinal tract, I got bad diverticulitis and almost had to have a length of intestines removed. Strain it so it's just liquid, or buy the concentrates

>>18914850
>>18914986
this ignorant retard lmao

>>18912392
That brat needs to behave

>>18915135
this one really needs the sound for the full kitty monch cronch experience

>>18916156
holy fucking monch cronch a 12 gauge you tranny talking trashcan

>>18916156
Its the buzz saw purring that gets me.
>>18916162
Don't be a dick bro

>>18915340
> anons at Abby Shapiro's residence

>>18916162
*noms on your skull with my incisors killing you instantly*

>>18912317
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>>18912819

The VAST majority of animal species that exist and have existed are AT LEAST facultative carnivores as animals as food sources comes with low digestive risk but high nutritional content. Specialized plant eaters came later in revolutionary history but even they eat other animals if given the chance.
These labels are just humans trying to understand animals diet but in reality they're a lot more blurred than the definitions would lead to believe (cats ARE obligate carnivores but SOME rare cases can survive solely on plant food sources).

>>18912326
he dream he eat of shrïmp
hes dream come trü

>>18916326
Huh, pretty cool.

>>18916479
Basado

>>18916431
Fuck my cat kills hummingbirds too :*(
And he brings live bats into the house from the balcony

Strange cat antics
>be me
>walking to my room where our dog is lying in front of my doorway
>as I'm stepping over her she raises her had at that exact moment and I accidentally kick her in the head
>start apologizing and petting her
>cat comes out of my room and, I believe, mistakes what's going on for my being in a self defense situation
>immediately jumps the dog from behind (I'm still petting her head and apologizing) claws out
>I yell at him to fuck off and move him off her with my foot
>he walks away hissing
He never liked the dog but also never attacked her, it was quite a strange incident

Pic related, the crazy guy

>>18916509
That’s a seriously cute cat, anon.

>>18916515
Hes an absolute beaut

Little fat though

>>18916520
Oopsie daisy

>>18916509
Sad he misunderstood the situation, but he's a total lad for trying to jump the dog in response

>>18916509
lol based cat pwning the dogs

>>18916554
Hes my best buddy but he also does fake lunges at me constantly if I don't feed him "enough."
>have water cup beside my bed
>see him drinking from it
>bro fucking stop
>meows out of the side of his mouth like "shut it im drinking here"
>give up on stopping him
And
>make hot chocolate
>dont finish it all
>come into my room
>hes dipping his paws in and then licking them
>tell him to stop
The first one only happened once but the second one, honestly very often

>>18912392
>Cats killing off a massive amount of birds, insects, and rodents
Good. Such low life forms would overrun the ecosystem given a chance

>>18916566
Women shouldn’t allowed to have dogs that they can’t properly hold back. Based cat though

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>>18915084
Cute parrot did

>>18915447
That's about as exciting as watching a Greatful Dead concert.

>>18912312
my husky normally would turn his nose up at regular boiled broccoli, but when i pick the msg sauce coated broccoli & cauliflower from chowmein or stir fry he's definitly down for that.

>>18912317
they often chew on grass because certain herbs have needed nutrients
in pet shops they often also sell umbrella papyrus specifically for cats
they wont get any energy out of it, but humans usually don't either

>>18914007
we have some cats roaming around in the neighbourhood and i find dead rodents (or what's left of it) all the time
one time one was parading with a dead rat. i thought rats were too big for them but no, thing was fucking dead
also dead moles. dead moles everywhere. but hedgehogs they leave alone
if you see a big pile of feathers you can also sort of guess what went down

>>18916832
>i thought rats were too big for them
You must have some big rats. Cats take down rabbits all the time

>>18912317
Broccoli is pretty low in carbs. It won't be too bad so long as he doesn't overdo it. Too many carbs will end up fucking up their kidneys and liver. Gives them diabetes.

>>18916832
Don't encourage the breeding of strays and don't let people feed them. If people want to "keep" (feed and care for) a "colony" around their home, *insist* that person spays and neuters *all* of them. Get the neighborhood involved if you have to. If you are a cat lover, or an animal lover in general, this is the best thing you can do, right now, where you are, for all of them.

>>18916509
>>18916574
He knows the hand that feed slommy. Of course he'd defend that!

>>18916566
>Oh you keep talking shit?? HAIYA!

>>18912516
your existence is more damaging to the environment than your cat going outside killing small birds.

>>18917452
even the feline is disgusted by the toppings

>>18917458
He's using a knife and fork to cut up a pineapple pizza, only to pick it up anyways and fold the cuts in half. Making the cat watch should be considered animal abuse and the business that served him the pizza should be shut down for not giving him a tresspassing charge.

>>18916832
It feels like you were trying to dispute what I said, but really you're just reinforcing it. Even with cats approaching plaguelike proportions, rats and mice are still around and most of what is killed is birds. That guy you saw playing with the dead rat could have been killing more rats instead of playing with the kill it made hours ago.

>>18916326
>SOME rare cases can survive solely on plant food sources
Textured vegetable protein
vegetable oil
Feline mineral supplements

Or, you could buy a novelty bag of the stuff for double the price of making it yourself.

>>18915059
:3 lil fella is enjoying his crunchy corn. just munching away

>>18912317
They eat grass or any other plant matter to vomit.

>>18916566
anon, I really really like this video

>>18912326
I think the fact that animals can dream proves they have "souls" the same as humans.

>>18914846
cats can't taste sweetness
>>18914007
cats kill billions of rodents a year. imagine what their population would be like without cats. cats kill so many animals that they have single handedly made 50+ species of bird extinct

>>18918196
>cats kill so many animals that they have single handedly made 50+ species of bird extinct
very metal

>>18913611
/an/ has 12 posters at most.

>>18918196
Funny how you can't specify how many billion nor over what area these billions are bring killed. And, yes, they kill birds straight away because there's no fun in letting them fly off. Over its life a cat will kill three birds for every mouse.

Cats are cute and good at hunting but the petmommies anthropomorphizing them are retarded
Cats are dumb as shit

>>18912443
That's... actually breddy accurate, /k/amerad. Seig heil, bruddah.

>>18916636
fucking retard scumbag yanking the dog off the ground by the THROAT. imagine being so scared of a cat that you lose all presence of mind and do some stupid shit like that

>>18916326
>animals as food sources comes with low digestive risk but high nutritional content
anon are you literally retarded or did you just forget that parasites and diseases from animals are far more likely to have an effect on the consumer than those from plants? because if s you're still retarded

>>18916439
Bird got a role in the next Alien movie.

>>18916566
>talk shit
>get hit
Fuck I love cats bros.

>>18918617
Yeah that's indefensible, but a royally pissed off cat is actually kind of intimidating. There's a reason they've been filmed running off everything from alligators to fucking grizzly bears bro. BAFE fr fr no cap on god
Good help me, I think I'm actually starting to pick up zoomzoom by sheer immersion.

>>18918734
i remember watching a video of a cat being attacked by a fucking cobra
the kitty was dodging the cobra like fucking neo
wasn't retreating at all
probably trying to decide if the snake was edible

>>18918196
>single handedly made 50+ species of bird extinct
>single handedly
name one species that was not hunted by any other animal or declined in numbers due to their prey/food declining

>>18918811
Cat's actually have a faster reaction time than snakes so if they see each other the cat will win every time.

I saw a video where a snake was right next to the cat and dove at it and the cat just whacked it on the head out of the way effortlessly

a good Purrsday to all of you, gentlemen.

>>18912312
>mom shopping at store
>stray cat that hangs out in the gardening section keeps rubbing up against her
>mom brings the cat home
>cat is so ravenously hungry that it sneaks into the cupboard and eats bread
>come to find out that broccoli is her favorite food
>making cream of broccoli soup one night
>cat is screaming at the top of her lungs for me to give her some florets of broccoli
Rest in peace, Dinky. You were a great cat.

>>18919691
RIP Dinky

>>18912312
You can't beat the Brocc

>>18912657
lol he likes hamb

>>18915447
I'd like to eat that rabbit

i've had a few cats in my life. the weird stuff some would eat were watermelon, olive juice, vanilla eggo waffles, white cheddar popcorn. also most of them didn't like bacon, but the two who would always come beg me for bacon were enemies and hated each other but got along when i dropped bacon bits for them

>>18919691
>>18919791
Don’t be sad that they’re gone. Be happy that they loved you, and you them

>walking back to my apartment from the subway
>pass a gutter cat i see all the time
>have no food to offer him
>he scurries away
feels bad man, i want to be bros with all the gutter cats in my neighborhood

>>18918396
This poster knows what's up. There are barely any true regulars on any board, even fast ones. It's all the same 30ish retards.

My cat likes to eat strings of string cheese :D

>>18916566
BASED

>>18920871
That's normal, they love pretty much any dairy it's junkfood for them

>>18919691
The next time I have some broccoli, I will set one florets in Dinky's honor.

>>18919691
pouring one out for dinky

>>18919691
RIP Dinky

>>18919691
Cracking this last beer open for Dinky it was a great cat!

Cheers to Dinky, World Broccoli Champion

Just stoned a stray cat in honor of Dinky, and swear to get two more before Monday morning.

>>18915340
rare video of my two ex girlfriends

>>18921342
i thought i was the only guy who could turn chicks lesbo

>>18921351
Close, one of them is with a tranny now. I just tell myself I'm doing a public service.

For all the meat only schizos, explain catnip then.
Fact is almost all carnivores of higher orders, like mammals, eat plant matter now and then, same how herbivores have been seen eating meat when the opportunity is to good to pass up, like a fresh carcass during dire times.

>>18921378
literally nobody advocates meat only

>>18921382
Do you only just read the last couple of posts in a thread or something?

>>18921387
do you only suck the first inch of my dick faggot?

>>18921389
>Implying there is more after that

>>18917454
Who cares about the environment.

>>18921342
>>18921351
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>>18921398
If you ain't toasting to dinky than you aint got your priorities straight...

>>18921428
then*
my cat ate broccoli once in a while but i ain't making a thing about it

>>18915340
those cats are gonna have putrid liquid shits later

>>18921435
cute kot

>>18921428
Fuck stinky dinky and fuck you

>>18921821
no fuck you, cunt...

you're a retarded piece of garbage and literally everyone hates you, even the degenerates here on /ck/

don't fuck with dinky you bitch cunt fucker

>>18921435
Fuck your cat, your cat is a shithead and not dinky and you're a fucking cunt for being a wannabe attention-grabbing whore trying to lessen the greatness of dinky and insert the gayness of your stupid gay cat who looks retarded btw...

Fuck you and your cat, neither of you cast a sliver of value compared to dinky. Get over yourself you cunt.

I miss him so much bros

>>18921862
We must pray and take heed of the darkness... And as we linger, the righteous men, history teaches us...

Dinkys are blessed and we are all just heathens. While we make moves we can influence ourselves and others... and always remember based dinky and both those who came before and after!

>>18919691
RIP Dinky

>>18921854
>>18921891
drunk

>have mainecoon from shelter
>loves to run and play
>getting old
>starts stumbling while walking
>trouble climbing
>doesn't want to play as much anymore
>yesterday he fell while running down the stairs and tumbled 10+ steps
>vet said it just happens with this breed, arthritis in the hip
>pain meds might get him back to his old self, but will also destroy his liver
idk what to do, but it's sad

>>18922643
It doesn't need that liver for much longer. You're going to have to put it down within a year anyway.

>>18912392
until now i did not believe it possible to OD on cuteness

>>18919691
RIP Dinky.
My cat loved broccoli too, and Cantonese rice.
These odd furballs are the best while they last.

>>18921862
Looks so much like my mitts :*(

>>18919691

>>18912657
bam a ham

>>18919691
RIP Dinky

>>18922643
mainecoons simply aren't built to last, especially if you let them outdoors. the important thing is he lead a good life. great breed, my first cat was an enormous mainecoon and i loved him to death

>>18921991
unidentified gremloid creature