/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Brisket and fish tacos don't sound like they go together. Also fish tacos would be a hard item to hold. Do you have a pescatarian requirement?

I'm from a country where it's more about the drinking than the eating.

>>18908496
My dad had a heart attack a few years ago and won't east meat other than fish unless it's his birthday. So I've been toying with the idea of making good party seafood for him while making sure my fat ass mom gets all the carbs and meat she likes

>>18908524
Ah I see. I love fish tacos but maybe consider shrimp tacos since "surf and turf" go together. Maybe I'm wrong to get hung up on it but it's something to consider.
Speaking of brisket, you can shred some of it and make some awesome nachos! It doesn't take much brisket, either.
Margaritas and beer both go well with it.

>>18908550
Good ideas, my mom does have a Traeger too. I could make something with that if it's not too cold

>>18908479
Maybe some texas red chili. No beans.

>>18908479
chicken so i can imagine i'm eating the sneed birds while i watch them lose

>>18908661
>I could make something with that if it's not too cold

pussy.

>>18908479
>brisket and fish tacos

that ain't it. just do a taco 'bar' with slow cooked beef (smoked could work) and grilled fish as the proteins. if you pre-make the tacos, they'll die in literally 10 minutes and then be disgusting. Prep all the accoutrement ahead of time, and leave grilling the fish and tortillas to just before serving

>>18908479
Fish tacos are fine, but if you want a suggestion I recommend that you change the tortillas for salty crackers of your choice.

I am not a child anymore. I don't care about watching grown men chase after a ball.

If I reach my goal weight I will just eat some junk food. I am a poor cook. Chips and choccolate.
btw I can only win in the owl cause I'm a fellow reffie.

>>18908723
uh oh we got an adult over here

>>18908479
>sports
go back to your containment board faggot

>>18908479
I'm going to be spending it making shitty frozen sysco wings for rubes at the town sports bar and I don't even care because the only sports that matter are combat sports.

>>18908479
I'll be delivering pizza and wings to people.

>>18908723
>they hated him because he spoke the truth

cant prep, work until 3pm pacific.
So just gonna order some pizza's in advance.

>>18908777
this (and checked)

sports is gay

ah yes, the super bowl, that sport event where sport fans get together to eat cattle slop and watch hollywood propaganda
I love sports

>>18908777
Come back when your balls finally drop kiddo. Real men are talking here.

Hasn't this stupid fucking thing happened yet? I used to watch this as a kid in the 90s. So tired of hearing about it. I know you mullet heads will never grow out of it, but jesus christ.

>>18909169
you suck cocks and talk about real men lmao

"super bowl" has to be some of the dumbest idiocy for low iq retards.

>Let's watch "athletes" from the woke Negro Felon League run into each other! There's cool advertisments too, constantly! USA USA USA

>>18909189
PACKERS!!

Honestly gonna make a bunch of barbacoa tacos, chicken wings, and fries

>>18909189
Yeah I can't even enjoy my semi "racist" caricatures anymore

>>18908479
going back over to my parents to watch the game, they're probably gonna make their standard frozen sam's club party foods like frozen jalapeno poppers and wings. I'm gonna make smoked pig shots since they were such a hit at the fourth of july party last year

I think I will make burgers for the Owl.

>>18909189
nothing reeks of soiboi neckbeard more than the people who call everything sportsball and are overly ironic. We get it, you don't like sports, shut the fuck up so people who do can enjoy it. go play a switch or something

>>18909193
Sounds like a good time

>>18909183
Ywnbaw
Seethe chudnugget

>>18909324
soiibois generall dont use the term "negro felon league"

>>18909324
>We get it
No you don't, you're too retarded to get anything. Go back to your faggot containment board you normie

>>18909430
>imagine trying this way too hard

>>18909438
>imagine going on 4chan's cooking board to try to talk about the retarded faggot super bowl and expecting to get pats on the back by your homosexual jock bros

>>18909430
It’s 2023 chud. Imagine still being a bigoted redneck in the current year. Touch grass and take your meds my dude. Racism is not cool anymore.

>>18909526
Racism and gay bashing has never gone out of style and never will thank God.

Football is for idiots

>>18909324
awwww that's cute, touched a nerve? hit a little too close to home?

>>18909463
other anon unfathomably btfo

Based /sp/-/ck/ crossover. Those are always my favorite

>>18909526

Imagine sucking nigger dick in 2023. Join the 41% you tranny faggot.

>>18908479
Lmao circumcised white boys and your sports ball. You are second class (that's being generous) citizens in your own nation, but hey at least you get to watch your favorite millionaire niggers chase a ball around a field for 20 min while you watch 3 hours of commercials.

>>18909687
Soccer is no better third worlder.

>>18908690
This is my plan too

>>18908795
>>18908885
>>18909145
Thank you for your service.

>>18909318
That looks a lot better than a jalapeño popper. I'll have to try it. https://www.smokedbbqsource.com/smoked-pig-shots/

>>18909318
Interesting. I'll try it.

>>18908479
Based brisket enjoyed. U from kc too?

>>18908725

>>18908479
Thinking of making some buffalo chicken loaded tots and mini pizzas while throwing this bag of frozen wings I got from my friend in the oven too. Nothing too crazy. Trying to figure out if I should make a punch or if I should just say fuck it and get a bunch of shitty light beers.

>>18910236
Punch is too complex/fancy for sports food. You want salty food and beer.

>>18909420
What the fuck is this picture
>thanksgiving food
>Fried rice
>Meatballs
>Bottled water
>Odd shaped cake
>1 (one) ramune

>>18909324
only itt for party food ideas, not a sports fan or at least not watching sports. those people are annoying to me as well.

I worked in Kansas City for a month and the Missouri side where I stayed was a shithole but I want to go back very badly. I sort of want to move to Kansas now but my wife won't have it. I'm going to bring her there in the spring and work on it. Go Chiefs

>>18911448
She sounds smart. What draws you to KS?

>>18911501
>She sounds smart
doubtful I'd bet anons woman prefers living in the hustle and bustle of the city they live near so she can walk amongst the poor people pretending they don't hate her and her behavior is in no way perilous

>>18908479
For me it will be steamed ham

Idgaf about NFL, but Costco has their wings on sale for like 7 dollars off so I might get them. Idk.

>>18911886
or she could want to live in Montana

>>18908479
For me it's the traditional cheese steak with WHIZ

>>18912132
funny that you say Montana you kinda wake me up from my hatred of dumb fucks. now it wasn't Montana but the only girl I ever loved and longest relationship I ever had (5 years) did actually want to travel and all that dumb white girl shit. she left me for Utah. I wanted her to go though it was better for her. she had a dream job offer she's sitting there asking me if it's a good idea to drop it all 35 an hour all of the benefits I had to tell her the truth. I fix cars man. I will never afford that lifestyle. I'm pretty sure she hates me now for saying it but she'll find a guy out there I'm sure and be fine and happy. I hope so anyway.

>>18911501
The nigger fried food in the hood, the cheap booze, the events. We live in northwest Arkansas and I'm used to cities on the Northeast of USA which are a whole different breed of bullshit. I was in KCMO for a month living in the fucking hood and I just want to go back, but on the Kansas side which is actually nice. Idk what it is. I generally have hated cities my whole life but I really liked Kansas City
>>18912132
You'd be correct

>>18908479

Still trying to decide. Going to a small party. The host is smoking ribs. All my friends are good cooks so the food will all be legit. Lots of good food and good beer.

Thinking about making ham balls. It's an obscure Midwest church lady delicacy. Sweet and savory meatballs of pork and ground hamloaf in a tangy tomato based glaze. I know it sounds fucked up but they are strangly delicious.

Or chili

>>18912842
>The host is smoking ribs.
How the fuck does he get them lit?

>>18909671
Seek help my man. Donald blumpf isn’t walking back into the office again and we out there making babies like crazy. It’s our time to shine now, wyt*boy. Now take a knee and show some respect for your new masters.

>>18912952
There is zero chance a black person typed this.

>>18908479
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER
IMPOSSIBLE OR BACON WHOPPER
I RULE THIS DAY

I don't want to see a bunch of porch monkeys spandex asses, handegg is gay

>>18909430
Imagine choosing not to enjoy things just because other people enjoy them.

>>18912276
>whiz
Stay away from Philly. We don't need more tourists.

>>18913143
You 100% do need more tourists. I've seen Philly. The locals ruined that city.

>>18908479
have friends coming over so i'm doing a charcuterie board, shrimp cocktail, chorizo nachos, deviled eggs. will order lemon pepper wings and i have stuff to make smash burgers.
FLY EAGLES FLY

>>18908795
>the only sports that matter are combat sports.
How can one man be so based?

>>18908690
So what the fuck is it? A meat soup? Please tell me you at least add peppers and onions

>>18912540
>Kansas side
>nice

Anon...

>>18911448
Try around legends in kick and lake Perry about an hour and. Half west

I want to really pig out bros, which should I get for the super bowl? Favourite normal one is Texas BBQ

>>18915230
Make some onion dip instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKnTtTyuFts

>>18909193
Hell yeah brother!

I have 1 friend coming over to watch the superbowl since we're in Europe and nobody watches the NFL here. I don't watch it either but he wants to so whatever. He asked if I can make some "american garbage". I'm thinking of something like a double cheeseburger with fries for each of us. Any better options?

>>18908479
Ordering a 6 foot Italian Hoagie from Wawa, bags and bags of Good's chips and soft pretzels and a keg of Yuengling and whatever else people bring
E.A.G.L.E.S

>>18916174
I noticed in Europe that it's hard to find wings with real Buffalo sauce, so that. Pair it with a light colored beer.

>>18912279
I'm sorry that happened anon.

That being said don't you ever again mentally equate Mormon Desert Shithole State Utah to one of the homes of America's most beautiful Natural Wonders in the contiguous United States. It isn'tpart of the Nevada/New Mexico/Arizona/Utah shitty-desert-quadfecta. We're up here hanging with the PNW and Bigfoot and shit.

>>18916228
Sounds good but this is the best kettle chip in Lancaster county.

Birria Tacos, chips and guac, and chocolate covered brown butter Rice Krispie treats. Idk if I should do brown butter with the chocolate but I’m going to give it a go anyway. I’ll probably bring my iPad so I can play stardew valley during the game lol.

>>18916174
Although burgers are very American, it's not really a food that's eaten while watching sports. As the other replier said, you want wants and light beer.
Deep fried: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqDe9toJujA
Oven: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh2AXh1eRmE
Some onion dip with chips is definitely American garbage, in a good way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKnTtTyuFts
Corn tortilla chips with salsa, guacamole, and queso is prime football food. https://cafedelites.com/queso/#recipe

You can talk about how much you faggots hate sports OR you can put your own “feelings” aside for a second to admire a national pastime dedicated to stunting some high fat high calorie foods. The holidays have their staples but sporting events just hit different. It’s like you don’t even respect epic meal time.

>>18916174
Nachos. Some ribs. Banana pudding pie.

>>18916838
Ribs for the queefs?

homemade stromboli, wings, beer

totally sustainable bug burgers

>>18908723
Especially the kind that play in the nfl

>>18908723
most homosexuals don't

>>18916946
You should make some vegan boneless wings for Super Bowl Sunday

>>18908479
Buffalo chicken dip, pigs in blankets, crab dip, and onion ranch dip
lot's of crackers and chips
bringing this to a party they are gonna have smoked brisket and pulled pork as well

>>18913143
Excuse me sir, only Philly uses whiz. The rest of the cultured nation uses provolone.

>>18910372
That's what helping a growing family looks like, zoomer.

>>18913000
>checked
If you’re watching football and all you see is spandex asses I have some bad news for you.

I will consume so much junk it will be unreal.