/ck/ - Food & Cooking

blend those bad boys into smoothies with greek yogurt and almond milk every morning until they're gone.

potato

>>18897394

>>18897394
Applesauce

>>18897394
apple crumble

>>18897394
>if i dont eat them he will get mad
YOU BETTER EAT THOSE APPLES BOY

>>18897394
Making apple juice seems like it would be one of the most efficient ways to take a huge volume of apples and condense it down into a much smaller volume of something else. It probably takes like 50 of them to make a gallon

>>18897394
is he really gay?

Why post a MAP as a picture OP?

>>18897422
Yea, he is a child fucker/rapist aka homosexual.

skin them, core them, dice them, and then throw them into a slow cooker for a few hours.

>>18897394
apple butter

Brandy

>>18897394
Get a dehydrator and make fucktons of apple chips.

>>18897394
apple baseball
apple dodgeball

bake the apples they look deflated but they centre is sweet, basically like pie filling apple slices
or to be fancy try biffin or rombosse

roast them with pork roast

apple containing salads.. waldorf salad is famous but it doesn't need to be like that, can just be like apple+stilton+leafy green and oil+vinegar, or can be some thin sliced apples on mandolin as the base and then garnishes

peeled apple slices with a bit of lemon juice to prevent browning

toast with butter, cheddar, and thin slice apples i like that as a poverty sandwich

>>18897988
>18
You missed the obvious, Apple Tennis

>>18897394
make an apple compote. put it on pancakes, potato pancakes, ice cream, pie filling, some asian dishes

>>18897394
apple cider
apple pie drink

>>18897394
lazy asshole's apple pie just bake the pie crust itself and crumble it on top of a fuckton of apple pie filling and yes it kust be called that

>>18897394
Apple butter, apple crisp, apple sauce, pork and noodles with apples, roasted apples, apple juice, apple cider, apple wine, you can do anything with them

compost them and plant them in your yard and return the favor in 10 years

apple to garnish your steak tartare

Apples are like 100% water just leave them outside and a thirsty animal will drink them

>>18897394
Eat the fucking apples until you like them anon, your old man is right.

>>18897394
Personally I like to cut up my apples, sprinkle some sugar and lemon juice on them (the lemon juice keeps them from browning) then put them in a ziplock bag and cram them up my ass.

Cut up the apples, save the seeds.
Use water and blend the seeds into paste. Add cream and cinnamon and Viola, painful, but tasty suicide.

>>18898468
something like this happened to me in grade school once. somehow got tricked to go upstairs where these girls were and they tied me down and blindfolded me to 'paint my nails', but they were taking turns sitting on my lap and trying to kiss me. luckily i sperged out and escaped, im not a pedo and we were all well underage.

>>18897394
>>18898468
We don't post rapists here.

>>18898872
Men are made to be raped by women.

>>18897394
>Hey dad stop beinging me so many apples
Done
Anything else is cope

You can make cider if you like alcohol.
Otherwise I think you could freeze them for pies or fritters. I'm a terrible baker I just hear things other people say about it.

>>18898468
hot

HELLO FOOD FANS

>>18898899
>dad chokes back tears, nodding silently
>he knows the apple cartel will kill him for this
>but he must respect his son's wishes

>>18897422
>>18897423
>>18897425
>>18898872
Seething zoomers mad that their grandpa will never be this cool

>>18897408
I know they're called ground apples, but I don't think you can make them from regular tree apples

>>18897394
>Bury them
>grow a fucking forest
>harvest tons of apples
>keep bringing them to your dad
>Tell him you get mad if he wont every single apple

>>18900152
Eat*

Just eat them? Also why are you keeping them in the fridge.

You could probably make a living shoving them up your ass on onlyfans.

>>18900361
I'll shove them up your mother's fat whore cunt

>>18897394
give some to your neigbours, people used to do that back in the day before everyone started hating each other for no reason

>You have to eat all the apples

>>18900381
>knock knock
>hi?
>good morning sir d-d-d-would you like some apples?
>door shut

good ideea fucking weirdo

>>18897394
Apples used to be fed to poor workers and peasants, your father is trying to teach you humility

>>18897394
have you tried killing him?

>>18900703
get the hate kid, go do your fucking homework

>>18900695
wouldn't be awkward if you weren't an autistic sperg that avoids his neighbours at every possible opportunity
can you imagine that some people can even become friends with their neighbours?

>>18900731
i dont avoid them you stupid bitch i just say hello or nod my head and be on my way. i dont engage conversations in the fucking elevator like you. go watch some more anime you fucking clown

>>18900737
why does the idea of being friends with your neighbours make you so mad?

>>18900747
it doesnt,. just your idea of approaching people with apples does

>>18900761
it's normal to share food with your neighbours

>>18900775
well if you were my neighbour i would move out so i can keep my kids safe

>>18900761
I don't mean offering it to essentially complete strangers that you met once or twice, but if you are on good terms with your next door neighbour for example then they would consider it a nice thing and then they could repay the kindness one day, depending on what kind of person they are of course
it's quite common in the countryside with chickens, they lay so many eggs that an entire household sometimes cannot eat them all before they go rotten, so they give some to their neighbours either for free or for very cheap price

>>18900790
well you do that, cowboy, ill go on with my big city life

>>18897394
I wish Featureman would hold me down and mercilessly pound my tight bussy for just a chance at getting in a background shot on Saved By The Bell. I’m not even gay but I’d mewl like a little faggot

>>18900802
that's the one thing I find pretty sad about city living, there's no sense of community among neighbours, everyone avoids socializing with each other at every possible opportunity

>>18897394
>if i dont eat them he will get mad
Learn to speak up for yourself, idiot.

>>18900823
i dont dare speak back to my father you fucking mental defective, i respect him

>>18900830
sounds more like you fear him desu

>>18900859
>desu
dude please dont talk to me anymore go back to your fucking loser anime

>>18900865
you can shove those apples up your ass, anon-kun

>>18900775
>>18900381
Yeah look how it turned out to be lol

>>18900820
I remember a few months ago some lady on twitter said she was going to share some chilli with her neighbours and everyone went fucking insane.

>>18900944
It was just a month ago

>>18900865
Anime website bitch nigga.

>>18897394
applesauce
apple juice
apple pie
apple cider

>>18900967
Hate to tell you it was three months ago.

>>18900978
>>18900882

>>18900997

>>18901004
pls go away weeb

>>18897394
Buy a juicer and make cider.

>>18901010

>>18901099
thanks now i have to order a burger because of you

>>18897394
Whenever I have too much fruit I just cook it down into jam, or in this case apple butter. Lasts a long time, give some back to your dad.

>>18901109

>>18897394
Marmalade
Juice

>>18900830
>speak up for yourself
>speak back to your father

Not only are they different, but if you've been made to think they are the same, then you have probably been abused.

When you were a baby, your parents spoke up for you because you couldn't. When you couldn't sleep because someone in a neighboring apartment was having a loud party, they went next door and demanded the noise stop, elevating to calling the police if needed. When you had certain symptoms of illness and the doctor wasn't understanding, they made sure the doctor understood so as to best cure your illness.

When you grow up, you need to be able to do this for yourself because your parents can't always be there. If your boss isn't paying you enough, you need to ask for more. If someone is bullying you, you need to fight back. If your parents are acting against your best interest and intimidating you not to speak on your own behalf, no one can fix this situation but you. Come on, you're a fucking adult now. Stop acting like a child.

>>18900865
>someone tries to help you
>you insult them
Like I said, stop acting like a child.

>>18901450
too long didnt read

>>18901450
>>18901499
i lied i did read it fuck you and thank you

>>18897394
ferment them into cider
or if you're not city or suburb faggot
feed them to local deer

>>18901450
>>18901499
>>18901514
jesus fuck you literally made me cry

>>18897394
apple strudle is fucking delicious, the crack cocaine of puff pastry desserts

>>18897394
Remember that with all the great suggestions here, if you're making more than you can eat/drink (which you likely are), then give away the fresh sauce/cider/pies to friends.

If you don't have friends, make friends by giving away fresh sauce/cider/pies to coworkers or acquaintances. If the amount of apples you're getting is truly unmanageable, then to take it to the nth level, you could even join a meetup or google group for free events/hangouts and, after/while going to a couple yourself, start your own weekly event in which you host at your house a cider and pie giveaway or something. If you know someone who is better at hosting, have them host and you bring the food and/or drink.

>>18897394
Make cider out of it.

>>18897394
get good at splitting them with your bare hands

>>18897394
Make vinegar. Make cider. Can half.

>>18897394
Make Apple sauce and Hard Cider

>>18897394
plant them and get an orchard

>>18897422
In his day it was called "confirmed bachelor"

>>18898468
giwtwm

>>18897956
This but use your oven instead.

>>18900381
For (((no reason)))

>>18900152
Step 6: become a pioneer folk hero

>>18897394
Make apple butter, make apple spice to have with pork chops, can them in spices and honey, make tarts or pies with them.

>>18898535
> hey were taking turns sitting on my lap and trying to kiss me
> luckily i sperged out and escaped
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18904113
>>18898535
Lmao at the fucking loser eternal virgin who doesn't even know how to be a gigachad at age 9.

>>18897394
Lot's of things you can do, my old man had apple trees, right of the vine good shit, apple pies, cobbler, apple sauce, apple slices with peanut butter also make apple butter
He would give excess away to neighbors for free we had so many and he couldn't see them to go bad
would give excess