/ck/ - Food & Cooking

overcooked

>>18895592
yeah agreed, what the fuck...

bro you can't just spinkle green shit over the top of burnt eggs and pass that shit off

>>18895589
how much oil did you use and how long has it been sitting in the pan?

>perfection

>>18895625
>how much oil did you use
enough oil so that it covers the eggs nicely

>how long has it been sitting in the pan
3-4 minutes maybe?

The whites can be cooked to any temperature. If they are crispy, that's even better. Meanwhile, the yolk has to be maintained.
So this egg is literally perfect.
>>18895592
Nope
>>18895623
Nope
>>18895625
None of your business
>>18895638
Yep

>>18895655
The yolk is definitely overcooked though.

>>18895655
you are the type of dude to convince yourself that boiled steak is delicious

>>18895655
>Nope

Yes. No competently made sunny side up egg should be browned like that.

Learn to control your heat source. Those are burned eggs. Do better next time.

>>18895666
if satans saying its over cooked you have fucked up

>>18895589
Agree. The best eggs have the satisfying crunch and chew around the edge, but still have a nice sloppy yolk. Good taste, op

>>18895668
I would maybe say it's the height of prideful hubris to accuse satan himself of ignorance on how to ideally cook eggs...

Certainly this is not the test that THE LORD had in mind for you? Although if you are unconvinced, rest assured that I actually don't give a shit if you cook shitty burnt eggs forever for I shall not be eating a single bite!

>>18895625
>Oil is.. le bad

>>18895677
who are you qouting?

there's no way te yolk is still runny or even soft if cooked like that

>>18895589
yolk in the back looks like it got so tired of sitting in the pan it got up and left

>>18895679
You.

>>18895716
when did i say using oil to fry eggs is bad?

Poached nation reporting in

>yep

>crack the egg
>the yolk breaks
Welp, there's another $2 down the drain.

>>18895740
I call my mouth "drain" as well.

>>18895589
If you can pick it up and eat it like a potato chip then alright fine. If not then nah.

The bottom of the egg is overcooked. It'll be chewy when trying to eat it. The yolk is no longer runny, meaning that most of the nutrients inside the yolk have been destroyed. The egg white is curled up, meaning you destroyed a lot of the protein, as well.

>>18895589
Those yolks are soo flat. These remind me off wok fried eggs when they cremate the egg till its super crispy to cook it through big time on one side till its cooked right through

>>18895666
>guy posts bait
>you take it
>you also tell people what to do "learn tod o this" "do that" do better"

you're a faggot even if this is obvious bait and even if he burned his eggs. i don't know where in life you thought telling people what to do was a good way to talk to anyone but i'm sure you're just doing this pompous shit because you can't get away with it IRL. "do better". how about you kill yourself.

>>18895948
fuck nutrients and protein. I'll fry and eat the whole carton like this

>>18895719
Based as fuck. Poached is superior.

>>18895948
>The yolk is no longer runny, meaning that most of the nutrients inside the yolk have been destroyed. The egg white is curled up, meaning you destroyed a lot of the protein, as well.

Cooking an egg does nothing to reduce its nutritional content, cooking eggs increases the bioavailability of protein. Fucking lol at trying to critique OP and then being wrong about everything you fucking shit-eating moron

>>18895589
eggs all kinds are the worst foods ever

animal periods are ew

>>18896110
I love you

>>18895589
>eating fried cum

>>18895589
muh kenji yeah why dont you paint your fingernails too fucking faggot

>>18896541
*cums on you*

>>18895589
as long as the center isnt rubbery as fuck and the yolk is runny crispy eggs are better over slow cooked every time

>>18895665
>deathly afraid of Maillard reaction (i.e. FLAVOR) on his eggs
>accuses anyone else of preferring boiled steak

>>18895589
I don't mind a bit of crispiness at the bottom, but overcooking the yolk like that is a crime against god

>>18895719
Never tried it, will give it a go one of these days.

>>18895638
That's a cute dog.
I like dogs.
They are friends.

>>18895589
These are burned and ruined

>>18896028
You failed to convince me that my response is inappropriate and also failed to make me feel bad in any way.

Try harder next time. I believe in you, anon.

>>18895589
I like crispy eggs, people who complain about it can slurp their semen textured whites by themselves

>>18895719
egg and thick toast is always a winner

>>18895589
Too crispy but yeah

>>18896028
>guy is telling others what to do and taking bait
>counter this by taking his bait and telling him what to do (do better, kys, etc)
can you hear that? is that some jimmies rustling in the distance?

>>18895677
Well, There ARE 88 folds in a Chef's hat--and one of those HAS to be cut the corners of your mouth egg whites with a stil 80% runny-(but cooked) yolk.
Your pis , however, Is a fucking HORROR SHOW of WRONG.

>>18895719
Also 1000% smashable.

**88Ways, friends.

>>18896281
One HAS to wonder if one of thee 88 nways to prepare eggs is ---NOT AT ALL.

>>18896294
Anon...
Egg laying animals,(yes even Playtpuses,) DO NOT Menstruate, they ONLY OVULATE.
Humans , on the other hand...

>>18895666
>No competently made sunny side up egg should be browned like that.
>He thinks its a sunny side up egg