/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18887216
how so?
sure there’s fermented fish and lye-cured fish, but those two are rare seasonal foods that are only eaten out of tradition.

>>18887225
takk

>>18887225
>>18887227
Mmmmmmmmm tasty!

>>18887231
well that’s a norwegian thing, we don’t do that here in sweden.
weren’t those popular in the USA during the 50s or 60s as well?

>>18887216
Is just the result of a population of autists

>>18887231
kabaret is a meme
never had it in my life, not even seen it irl

>>18887252
>kabaret is a meme
Nope. We have it at every major family gathering alongside raspeball/komle.

>>18887260
kroppkakor, rotmos and, uhh is that boiled elk?

>>18887260
where?
admit some parts may do it, just not parts I associate with

>>18887216
we also good stuff...

Most of what they eat is just meats and breads and cheeses, same as the rest of Europe. They're not running around eating winter survival foods every day

No, kabaret is not a common food item here. I don't think I've seen it served once in my entire life. Regular sweet gelatine is more common than that.

Traditional norwegian food items consists of a lot of lamb and pig meat (made in any way but often cured or preserved in some way), fish, cheese, flatbread and regular bread, potatoes, root vegetables, game meat, pancakes, simple cakes and cookies, meatballs, berries and berry sauces, savoury sauces, porridge and other stuff that is eaten commonly all over europe.

Denmark:
Can I help you, sir? Can I help you, sir?!

USA:
I was kinda wantin' something to eat, mmm-hmm.

Denmark:
Well, um, what would you like?

USA:
You got any biscuits for sale in there?

Denmark:
No, this is Denmark. We don't serve biscuits. But we got a lot of other stuff, though.

USA:
What you got in there that's good to eat?

Denmark:
Well, we got Flæskesteg, Frikadeller, Medisterpølse, Smørrebrød, Uh, did you want me to go through the whole list?

USA:
Reckon what do you like to eat in there?

Denmark:
Well, the Brunede Kartofler are pretty good.

USA:
Brunede Kartofler potaters?

Denmark:
Yup, Brunede Kartofler

USA:
How much you want for 'em?

Denmark:
They're .60 for the medium and .75 for the large.

USA:
I reckon I'll have me some of the big uns.

Denmark
So one large Brunede Kartofler?

>>18887260
Ah, kløbb. Looks delicious, pic makes me hungry.

>rye bread
literally peasant famine food
>salmon
somewhat redeems them but it's not really 'cuisine', just a dead fish
>potato
bland
>dill
the poor man's herb
>turnip
peasant fare
>brown cheese
sickening

>>18887364
Why are you shying away from our more embarrassing eating habits?

>>18887371
Ah yes I forgot about our fatass cardboard pizza tradition. To be fair it does taste pretty good for mass-produced pizza brands.

>>18887260
Snart lunch fyfan så gott

>>18887231
>muh aspic
by that metric, All of western and eastern Europe, Balkans, Russia, central and eastern Asia, as well as North America, have shit cuisine. Seems like a dumb argument

HELLO SIRS

Finland is not part of Scandinavia.

>>18887428
Neither is Iceland

>>18887428
Finland has scandi cross on its flag therefore it is scandi.

>>18887443
Iceland is the property of Denmark and therefore Scandinavian.
Same as Greenland and the Faroes.

>>18887428
>Actuallii, Fiinland iss not ä paat of scandiineeviä
No one fucking cares, Jukka.

>>18887216

Welcome to Norwegian fast food

>>18887515
Yooo that looks good.

>>18887515
>implying I wouldn't

>>18887515
Is there any reason scandinavian food seems to be similar to stereotypical American suburb food?

>>18887534
You have never seen actual Scandinavian food.

Without googling, name three (3) Scandinavian dishes. Go.

>>18887538
Surstromming, mammi, ee, thats all. Ah, they have that brown salty sweet cheese. Gufbradsdalen or something.

>>18887538
Stegt flæsk med persillesovs, flæskesteg, risalamande, spegesild, skidne æg, gule ærter.

>>18887538
Fish,seal and blood sausage :)

>>18887475
>Iceland is the property of Denmark
Denmark shouldn't have lost to Third Reich in 6 hours. Maybe then, it would still be danish property

>>18887535
Neither has the average young Scandinavian.

>>18887538
fårikål, pannekake og ertesuppe, ribbe med poteter

>>18887551
What the fuck's mammi?

Swedish meatballs with lingonberry is good

>>18887515
bro is scandinavia 1960s America?

>>18887538
Tubed caviar, rye bread, African cock.

>>18887216
>Yes very well... however

>>18887580
I fucked your mammi

>>18887620
bro is 1960s America 1890s Belgium?

>>18887216
mmmm
bacon

>>18888578
Love cheese and would love to try it, but can't really get it here (Germany)

>>18887428
binland :DD

>>18887216
>Nordic cuisine is abho-

>>18887216
>consistently produces the most abhorrent cuisine known to man
That's not a picture of the Philippines

>>18888794
Are these Dodo birds? Puffins?

>>18888732
It is exported to Germany but no idea how available it is. If you're desperate I'm sure you can find someone to mail it to you

>>18887231
That is surely American. Nobody in Europe let alone Northern Europe has jelly or jell-O or whatever

>>18887278
A bay leaf? Seriously?

>>18887225
>fermented fish and lye-cured fish
Those are delicious. Pic related, delicious fermented trout.

>>18887225
>>18889468
Lutefisk is delicious too, have you even tried it? Or just the jelly shit you get at supermarkets?

>>18889473
Pic didn't upload for some reason.

>>18888578
Ah brunost, the cheese that is delicious at maybe a gram day

I should try cooking some more Nordic cuisine. I want to try making svensk pølseret

>>18888794
this shit had me dead m8 KEK

This makes so much sense, the midwest has a lot of scandis and has by far the worst food in the country.

These pics look tasty to me. Why do people feel a need to hate a cuisine on the basis of memes?

>>18888813
>He's never had deep-fried whole puffin

>>18889449
So europeans never invented gelatin nor used it in cooking? Alright gotcha I will quote you in the future.

>>18889449
It's not northern europe but aspic is French

>>18887231
Stuff like that was made here back in the 70s and 80s at the latest, but no one does it anymore

>>18889468
>>18889473
i’ve only had the storebought stuff, i don’t know anyone who makes it themself.
but i used these foods as examples as they’re probably intimidating for the average non-scandinavian.

>>18887216
Literally Swedish toothpaste

>>18887216

I really feel like Denmark should be excluded from the other scandis when it comes to food and cooking.

Like, we consistently produce the besr chefs and the best restaurants in the world. The only good thai restaurant? You will find it in copenhagen.

We produce so freaking much food, diary, cheese, pigs, butter, beer, seafood.. its unfair to compare us to the poor swedes and other scands.