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It's fuckin on when this puppy cools down. Going to pound a dozen beers and drink a bottle of wine.

>> No.18864387

k

>> No.18864430

>>18864387
Cheers cunt.

>> No.18864479

>>18864383
what do you plan on making?

>> No.18864481
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>> No.18864493

>>18864479
Bacon and egg sandwich lol. Might load it up with some gherkins and mayo.

>> No.18864576

>>18864493
You will be adding cheese, too, I hope

>> No.18864663

>>18864576
Nah man. Cheese won't add anything.

>> No.18864668

>>18864481
kiwianon spotted

>> No.18864674

>>18864663
Hope you find a cure for your hypgeusia, anon!

>> No.18864734

>>18864481
So there are others who've not been swept away by the rains. Good to know.

>> No.18864740

>>18864481
>>low carb
gotta keep trim for your boyfriend

>> No.18864777
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>>18864740
Get fucked cunt

>> No.18864779

>>18864663
if i ever found myself saying these words, i'd be a very sad man.

>> No.18864785

>>18864674
>>18864576
So you're telling me I should put my bread under the grill, then turn it and put cheese and onion on it and return it under the grill, then to add tomato sauce, mayo, gherkins, bacon and egg? Is that what you're telling me?

>> No.18864790

What is the appeal of getting drunk by drinking 12 shitty beers instead of 4-6 high content good ones?

>> No.18864792

>>18864779
Just adding cheese to shit doesn't make it better you tastelet. Needs to be the right cheese, on the right thing. Putting a slice of Edam cheese on a bacon and egg sandwich would make it worse.

>> No.18864828
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Which mayo?

>> No.18864834

>>18864383
Are you the fatman that drank a 24 pack of Heineken a while back?

>> No.18864836

>>18864383
>>18864834
Or was it rolling rock? I can't remember.

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>>18864834
>>18864836
Lol yeah that's me bro. It was 21 or 22. I couldn't stomach then anymore so switched to wine.

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Young taste test.

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>> No.18864945

>>18864854
I remember, you absolute tank.

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>>18864945
Fuck yeah bro. Fuck, nearly forgot the eggs. Chilled to perfection. Let's get her started.

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This time I make the sandwich before I'm drunk. Holy fuck I love sandwiches.

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>> No.18865070

The bread looks good. Kitchen looks clean. Can't say I'm a big fan of the sandwich. Just my personal taste though.

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>>18865070
Yeah nah yeah it's pretty fucked. Bet it taste alright though.

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>> No.18865090

>>18864777
did you wax that pork belly or are you just naturally low T?

>> No.18865091

>>18864663
Retard

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Yeah that's fuckin good lads. That onion is a game changer.

>> No.18865145

>>18864777
Most alpha post in the history of /ck/

>> No.18865147

>>18865054
I would eat it

>> No.18865160

>>18865091
Stay mad kid.

>> No.18865217
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>>18865145
Monica

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Fuck I'm getting sleepy.

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Keep on trucking. I just found out there's been floods and shit and some cunts died.

>> No.18865605

>>18865588
you shouldn't talk about women like that

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>>18865605
Yeah? Well, you know. That's just like your opinion, man

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Chucked a fight on lads.

>> No.18865675

>>18864663
heh, it's cheese. of course it adds something

>> No.18865676

I'm kinda curious about that bong bacon with the whole loin and everything. Looks like it'd be similar to ham, how far off am I

>> No.18865689

>>18864777
Is this a stomach or a butt?

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>>18865676
It's middle bacon but they took off the best part lol.
>>18865689
Both lol

>> No.18865719
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Have a young bottle of wine, then drink my last 7 beers.

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I want this inside me

>> No.18865827

homemade bread? whats the recipe?

>> No.18865843

>>18865827
flour+water+salt

>> No.18865849
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>>18865827
>2 tsp surebake yeast
>400 grams flour
>Tbsp milk powder
>tsp salt
>tsp sugar
>Butter
>1 cup of water

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Young combo

>> No.18865893

i recognize you by your oddly round bread. i expect a terrifying thread once again
how'd your cut heal up from that other sandwich thread?

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>>18865893
Usually it's my bench people recognise. Yeah it's the smallest loaf the breadbro makes.

>> No.18865976

>>18865893
>>18865964
Oh yeah the bread threads are when I'm fuckin pissed up most of the time. Sometimes I'm on no sleep and drinking wine by the bottle at 7am. This time I'm taking it easy

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She's looking grim boys

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We watching sharks and shit haha

>> No.18866220

>>18864828
best foods

>> No.18866241
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>>18866220
That was 5 hours ago nigga nuts haha

>> No.18866249

>>18866214
Wholesome drunk documentary watching

>> No.18866251

>>18866241
I suggest more beer then. Any crisps at hand?

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>>18866249
Dingo time lad

>> No.18866255

>>18866253
>>18866251
also mate that bread would make a slamming good grilled cheese
Verification not required.

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>>18866251
Nah yeah nah. Fuck found out my Aunties house in Auckland got flooded haha.

>> No.18866265

>>18866262
Hahaha I'm from a part of the US that floods all the fuckin time cunt she'll be right. Good time to text the aunt a nice message though.

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>>18866255
Yeah fuck yeah nah yeah haha fuck yeah, maybe tomorrow with some of this shit

>> No.18866269

>>18866262
if you have chicken in there you can pound out a fuckin cutlet and bread the fucker and have a little chickie sammie

>> No.18866272

>>18866265
What are you calling me a cunt for bro? Unnecessary.

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>>18866272

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>>18866269
I pounded out your mum's cutlet last night to make a mean Sammie after I Bong Burger's your sister.

>> No.18866280

>>18865976
based.

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>>18866277
this is why you can't have a slice

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>>18866286
Get fukt lad. We grew up on beans. Want a pizza? Beans, onion, bacon cheese on a pizza base. Want nachos? Fuckin cover beans in cheese and microwave until they're hot and the cheese is melted. Dip corn chips in them. You a rich nigga who can afford to shop at Foodtown? Add some sour cream.

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Fuckin nigga fly made me reach for piece and spill my beer! Fuck cunt

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Fuck squad. Only one brew left after this mafck. Gonna have to neck this here 'Ribena'.

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Bruh, it's Pingu's haha.

>> No.18866448

That's equivalent to a 5th of liquor in one sitting.
RIP in peace bro.

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Last beer boys. FML!

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>>18866448
Get fukt cunt. I drink a whole liquor, not a 5th.

>> No.18866459

>>18866448
a 5th is 22 shots or 22 drinks. he's having 12 at 4.2 and then a wine which is more like 12-13 drinks total. So no it's more like he's drinking a little more than half a 5th.

>> No.18866461

>>18866448
and also you have to consider this is over 12 hours.

>> No.18866462
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Sopranos time niggras

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>>18866461
>>18866459
Get fukt cunts, just havin couple beers lol

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>>18866466
im having 2

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>>18866459
How did you come to that conclusion?
A 5th is 40% liquor at 750ml.
Wine is 12% at 750ml.
6 beers is roughly a wine bottle.

So he's doing 3 wine bottles worth for 36% alc at 750ml

Granted, I assumed his beers were 5% before you said that.

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>>18866471
1 for you, 1 for your faggot lover. Lmao.

>> No.18866478

>>18866476
its one for me and my friend who killed himself haha anyway i think i will log off now have a good one man

>> No.18866479

>>18866475
A 5th is only 750ml? Lmao!

>> No.18866482

>>18866478
Haha, how did he kill himself? Choking in cock lol

>> No.18866484

>>18866479
?????

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>>18866484
I thought it was a litre.

>> No.18866615

>>18866487
If you still alive in the morning bro post somethin and let us know.

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>>18866615
When will what die haha?

>> No.18866672

Might make a toasted sandwich lads.

>> No.18866679

>>18866672
oh no

>> No.18866694

>>18866672
You ain't got anything to prove man.

>> No.18866698

>>18865588
See>>18864734

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>>18866679
>>18866694
Call the cops niggas.

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>>18866702
I don't think the cops here could possibly respond to where you are.

Fine whatever. What have you got motherfucker?

>> No.18866713

>>18866487

Nah a fifth is one fifth of a gallon (US)

>> No.18866720

>>18866713
Yeah like 3 litres. Pussy ass faggot ass bitch ass Americans.

>> No.18866726

>>18866711
Lol, /fit/ fags are so insecure.

>> No.18866730

>>18866726
I used to weigh 340 lbs

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>>18866730
Cool. You still look like shit haha

>> No.18866746

>>18866738
Post body or clam up bitch

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>>18866746
Ok, weird flex. But whatever bitch.

>> No.18866754

>>18866751
lol!

>> No.18866758

You two homos that keep asking for each other's body pics need to meat up and suck a mean one off

>> No.18866760

>>18866751
>that protrusion on the right (his left) tit
the gyno strikes again

>> No.18866761

>>18866758
post body or shut the fuck up pussy

>> No.18866765

>>18866760
fuck you too post body or stfu

>> No.18866771

OP is passed out drunk

ITT: post bodies

>> No.18866773

>>18866760
>>18866754
Dude you literally came to a shitposting thread where I didn't hide that I'm fat and somehow started "flexing" with your weak ass physique...

>> No.18866774

>>18866773
not samefag...

I never said anything hurtful bro

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>>18866771
Fuck that son, we making that cheese toastie.

>> No.18866776

>>18866775
OP rallied!

Post body?

>> No.18866779

>>18866774
>I never said anything hurtful bro
Your posts still reek of betabitch lmao

>> No.18866783

>>18866779
No fuck you I'm alpha you don't even have any hair

>> No.18866784

>>18866776
Lol this was me fuck head >>18866751
>>18864777

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>>18866783
Ok sweetie

>> No.18866790

>>18866786
just because im sweet doesn't mean I'm not tough

>> No.18866791

>>18866786
are you going to make a grilled cheese sandwich or what don't burn your belly bro

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It begins

>> No.18866811

>>18866800
looks better so far than the sandwich you made when you weren't drunk af

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>>18866811
This board is legitimately fucked. No matter what you do they shit on you so I just straight shitpost

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>>18866811
Yeah fuck thanks cunt, you distracted me. Assshole, nigger faggot.

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Why is the pan hotov when the ovhot out?

>> No.18866825

>>18866822
It's already better than Gordon Ramseys

Did you put kimchi?

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>>18866825
Never heard of her lad. My sweater for dirsty, don't tell the "/fit/" fag I'm taking it off. To be fair though I don't live in Tasmania, we have stoves here.

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>>18866839
Nice sandwich this is what a real man looks like

>> No.18866864

>>18866858
Lol, ok pussy.

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Roll dubs and Big Daddy makes another one and an Iced Coffee to go with The Sopranos.

>> No.18866903

>>18866858
>>18866711
Oh I get it now. You're like a little baby bird, puffing up your chest to find a daddy...

>> No.18866908

>>18866903
no I'm daddy stfu nerd

>> No.18866910

>>18866858
wtf man

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>>18866910
>>18866908
Kekt, Chekt and rekt

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Fugg. All my big boy glasses am broke:(

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I don't know what game we're playing, but God damn I live being an American!

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Fuck yeah cunts

>> No.18866963

>>18866949
wtf is this a latte?

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>>18866963
Ice coffee? I made a plunger with half the water then poured it over some brown sugar and chilled it in the freezer, then poured it over milk and ice and milk. Apparently I fucked up, that was a crunchy end lol.

>> No.18866996
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Fuck yeah boy's. I'mma brush my my dudes and post up in bed and crank some tunes and probably fall asleep with my head speakers on, then wake up and throw them because they'll tangle me up and annoy me haha.

>> No.18867017

>>18866996
sleep tightly brother

>> No.18867029

>>18867017
Yeah fuck yeah nah yeah nah I'll be up for a piss in a couple mafcks.
https://youtu.be/jp2L9vuQjpY
Death Metal puts me out like a light. These 2 songs fuckin put me out like a light...
https://youtu.be/HPYQB7AsSkg
https://youtu.be/ZD3dimKaJtA

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>>18866845
That's an A+
>mfw

>> No.18868314

did he died?

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>>18864481
>low carb beer
>eat white bread sandwich

>> No.18869786

>>18865076
beer and ham sandwiches are soo good

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>>18868339
jesus fucking christ jack why is your body storing fat on the back half of your skull

>> No.18869913

>>18864481
Does the fruit come in the box or do you buy the fruit seperatly?